For Brooklyn-adjacent people interested in visiting and getting your own haul, here's the addresshttp://www.kensingtonbrooklynblog.com/2007/11/dans-select-meats.html
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 15:59 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/xomu0zC.jpgThis is very much like the first one that I posted, except that instead of an almond inside it, the apricot has chopped candied cherries on top. I prefer the flavor of this one and the texture of the first one but I will happily take either of these. JCLC, these are clearly the same species as your chocolate covered prunes... which I think I have several of in this pile waiting for me.8/10, total keeper
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 16:08 (two years ago) link
Great thread.
Would love to see photos of the unwrapped candies next to the wrapper.
― Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 16:09 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/oYDo8SI.jpgA thin finger of chocolate-coated fudge with ground hazelnuts mixed into the filling. As with many of these so far, the flavors are strong, the mouthfeel is unctuous and a little goes a long way. Five minutes later, I'm still picking out infinitesimal grains of hazelnut from between my teeth. A bit of diabetic shock in green and nearly worth it.7/10, needs a warning label to eat no more than half.
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 16:11 (two years ago) link
I will start adding pictures of the candies in the next batch.
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 16:12 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/hlZAkbz.jpgA small chocolate covered square. When you bite in, it's tri-colored: black currant jelly up top, a thin layer of french marshmallow and a citrus jelly below that. Decent chocolate, distinct flavors for each of the jellies and a nice overall pairing but i'm not much for sheet gelatin treats without the gummy chewability.6/10, nice if you like that kind of thing
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 16:22 (two years ago) link
I hope you've got plums in chocolate somewhere in that bowl
― Alba, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 16:29 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/30PdyNq.jpgThis little foil-wrapped button is the size of a gumdrop. Imagine a big glass jar filled with these! I had assumed this would be something soft and gentle, maybe a simple chocolate bonbon or a caramel. Instead what I got was a thin chocolate coating over a super-dense pink sugar blob of... well, i'm not sure what. Hardened nougat? Dry fondant? Suffice it to say it's hard enough where you can't bite through it with your molars so you have to chip away at it while it dissolves in your mouth. I guess this is meant to keep children busy as a suck toy/choking hazard? Truly a weird and unique candy memory but I dunno about doing this more than twice.9/10 for the packaging, 2/10 as candy, 7/10 as a one time experience
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 16:29 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/RiLiOrL.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/F8xqJZE.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/pB9xx6m.jpg
Lazy Cow is a thickly rectangular, chocolate-covered slab of styrofoamish wafers partitioned by thin sheets of supersweet vanilla milk frosting. Outrageously filling and a bit oversweet.4/10, all-in-all just a bit too much.
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 16:36 (two years ago) link
This is my fav thread rn
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 16:37 (two years ago) link
Lazy cow looks good to me.
forks, I'm worried for you if you've eaten these all today.
― Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 16:44 (two years ago) link
lol i am definitely done until evening!
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 16:48 (two years ago) link
is there a nurse standing by
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 16:50 (two years ago) link
this stuff is distinctly non-FDA approved
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 16:51 (two years ago) link
The gelatin one sounds a lot like those kosher-for-passover chocolate jelly things (which I don't much care for) - know what I'm talking about?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 17:12 (two years ago) link
Roshen is a big Ukrainian company fwiw, and I notice some of those have cyrillic letters meaning they are probably not polish.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 17:32 (two years ago) link
I want the apricot one so bad.
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 17:36 (two years ago) link
These do seem like Ukranian candies rather than Polish ones. But they are next to each other after all.
― Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 17:39 (two years ago) link
The apricot one looks like Polish.
Also, I looked up Bucuria (the "DoReMi" candy) and apparently it's Moldovan.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 17:45 (two years ago) link
Yeah, first one is Polish.
― Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 17:49 (two years ago) link
you're right about the jelly passover candies MA; it's in the same family.
Now I have A Big Bowl of Polish Candy. That's probably not right. Much of it is not Polish, it hails from Moldova or Spain or other places whose name doesn't appear on the label. But for the sake of this exercise, I'm going to consider it A Big Bowl of Polish Candy.
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 17:51 (two years ago) link
(incidentally the apricot treats have chopped walnut inside, not almond; my bad)
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 17:54 (two years ago) link
Great thread. I've seen a few of these in my trips to Atlanta -- the Buford Hwy Farmers Market has a good-sized Eastern European section, including its own deli/cheese/bakery cases. They have most of an aisle of Polish/Ukrainian/Moldovan/Russian/Czech/Belarusian/etc candy and biscuits.
― Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 18:07 (two years ago) link
xp - lol goddamnit, I don't read anymore!
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 18:12 (two years ago) link
Love this thread. This is reminding me of when I was fifteen and on a school exchange in Russia, and they took us on a tour of the Red October candy factory, which seemed to mostly make little bite-size oblong wafer-and-chocolate candies. It was like a kid's fantasy of being let loose in a chocolate factory; you could just reach out and grab chocolates off the conveyor belts. But they cleverly took us past the cheapest, sickliest chocolates first, so that by the time we got to the truly wonderful dark chocolate truffle wafers at the very end, we were all too full of bad milk chocolate to eat more than one or two.
― Lily Dale, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 19:04 (two years ago) link
Cant help but notice a lot of this supposed polish candy is clearly of ukranian manufacture
― fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 19:51 (two years ago) link
can't believe nobody has mentioned Juggalo candy itt yet
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 19:52 (two years ago) link
If you bought it in America it’s American candy
― Clara Lemlich stan account (silby), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 19:52 (two years ago) link
if you bought it in Uruguay is it Uruguay candy or Myuguay candy
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 19:55 (two years ago) link
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 20:57 (two years ago) link
if the first picture is the entirety of the candy you bought am genuinely amazed that 25 dollars got you that amount. seems insanely expensive.
― oscar bravo, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 12:13 (two years ago) link
I am so, so jealous of you. I had a girlfriend in high school whose parents were both Polish, and they'd bring back these chocolate covered plums from Poland when they'd visit, or find them at a specialty shop in LA. just impossibly delicious. thirty-odd years later I got to go to Poland and the day before flying from there to england I had enough time in Krakow to find a supermarket -- turns out these plums are an old-folks staple sweet at Christmas, and it was early December, so I hit the jackpot. sooooo good.
Yes, those are classic Polish grandmother treats:
https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/j_JzS84k9SB3LXKA-7BEcVyY4zc2ACvYSJ6bq0z5vvM_MNBCCsxAPEEU-vpEyWag7ULpVnd3vtEdzkVrdbZ5TAyb4f18IfGBjQlCu0O4roQnUU0OTnhkTVYwdCpfI4ylhMmE_bX5weZGPSwSauEerVWqHz7ew15Jjfw-FyT_0SpEnDBz8i5sMpIXkLMZXnZpp7WoLXknu3XrE3cU1SY3rU7r82f3zg
― Sam Weller, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 14:16 (two years ago) link
damn, my polish grandmother would just give us unwrapped free cookies from the boat casino, claiming she'd baked them.
― it was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow card for chiellini (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 16:05 (two years ago) link
excellent thread, forks. looking forward to the next surprises. I can't criticize what my kids watch on youtube anymore -- I get it.
― it was an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow card for chiellini (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 16:19 (two years ago) link
seems insanely expensive.
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 17:56 (two years ago) link
the polish aisle in my local supermarket is a favourite because it's significantly cheaper than english chocolate (and often nicer). polish particularly fond on wafers and coconut things based on the stock there.
tons of polski skleps locally too, but i'm never sure of the vegetarian status of things so...
― koogs, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 19:24 (two years ago) link
(UK obviously closer to poland than the US)
I am somewhat addicted to Kucharek Universal Vegetable Seasoning but have never tried Polish sweeties, there are certainly plenty of opportunities to try them here!
― Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 19:48 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/4DL74lY.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/YtXJ1Dq.jpgHere's the much requested chocolate covered plums. Well, prunes really but that makes them sound a lot worse than they taste. They do indeed hold up to billing: soft, juicy fruit and reasonable quality chocolate add up to a flavorful and tangy little morsel that anyone would love.8/10, could definitely see having a small cache of these for visitors.
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link
Next time I go to Poland I’m going to have to try the ice cream version:
https://i.postimg.cc/15DSRxNk/BE85-B858-FED5-4-EDF-9-D2-A-9-BC4-EF01402-D.jpg
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 20:04 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/N2QFBA9.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/wzv6SQe.jpgThe taste of the chocolate-covered Pomawka Poweh soft nougat filling is disarming: lightly floral, as telegraphed by the packaging, but mostly grainy, sugary caramel with a whiff of alcohol on the tail end. It's strong with remarkably long legs and coats your throat like congealed honey.5/10, might be more into this if I could completely identify the flavor.
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 20:06 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6o1ep5j.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/mYqCyJn.jpgThe by-now expected thin layer of soft chocolate gives way to a coarse tile of leathery halvah-like substance, a milky and rough slab of dense protein bar. You could probably live on four of these a day.5/10, north of gross but south of enjoyable.
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 20:10 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/SgQ9dcA.jpgSurprisingly delicate lump of puffed rice and nut butter filling in a chocolate-covered puffed rice shell embedded with tiny pellets of crushed nuts. Sort of a peanut butter flavored Ferrero Rocher with a vaguely coconut aftertaste? I'm into it.7/10, nice find!
― Yours in Sorrow, A Schoolboy: (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 20:14 (two years ago) link
the roshen Pomawka Poweh things are described as
"A Crème Brulee fondant filling with cacao and cognac flavoring coated with a chocolate glaze. Imported from Ukraine."
― koogs, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 20:18 (two years ago) link
it’s actually “Romashka Roshen”, because Cyrillic - meaning Chamomile Roshen (those Ukrainian candy guys again)translating the names makes for some interesting results - would you say the name “Ladybug Soufflé” makes the milky and rough slab of dense protein bar above a) more or b) less appetizing?
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 20:29 (two years ago) link
The chocolate covered chocolate thing looks pretty good to me.
― Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 20:32 (two years ago) link
btw this thread surprises me. for many, many years I had Polish chocolate down as bad quality stuff, based on the specimen I was offered one time. it might be time to re-examine.
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 20:35 (two years ago) link
“Ladybug Soufflé”
The word for ladybird (Korovka) has the same root concept as it does in Irish - ‘little cow’ or ‘God’s little cow’, so this would be ‘little cow soufflé’, which is at least 6% more appealing.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 20:47 (two years ago) link
I have Polish coworkers - whenever they visit our American offices, they only bring fancy boxed chocolates, never any of these exotic novelties
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 20:52 (two years ago) link
makes sense, was wondering why there cows and daisies on the wrapper but no actual ladybugsxp
― ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 20:56 (two years ago) link
As for sucre à la crème, yeah, it's blindingly intense and I'm all for it – just not more than maybe twice a year? I'll definitely try Tablet when I get the chance.
You'd have to go to Scotland to try it, no-one else is insane enough to make it and feed it to their children.
― Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 21:10 (two years ago) link
Proper link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tablet_(confectionery)
― Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 21:12 (two years ago) link
I'll be on the lookout for it once I get there – it's a question of when not if.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 28 July 2021 21:12 (two years ago) link
I've never had Tablet or sucre à la crème but the image in that wiki article looks a lot like burfi, which is the only Indian sweet I really like
― rob, Wednesday, 28 July 2021 21:12 (two years ago) link
tablet sounds like the babyface candy stuff upthread
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 21:13 (two years ago) link
ILX struggles with Wikipedia links that feature closing parentheses, so you have to copy/paste it.
2xp
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 28 July 2021 21:13 (two years ago) link
Fuck me, that link doesn't work either. Anyway, you can feel your teeth rot as you eat it etc. Indian sweets are even worse though!
― Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 21:13 (two years ago) link
Evan ate a bunch of these leftovers and lived to tell the tale
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 October 2021 01:23 (two years ago) link
Indeed! Not so bad. Lots of various waxy textures iirc
― Evan, Tuesday, 26 October 2021 16:17 (two years ago) link
I got a bag of wrapped candies from the Swedish company Sockerbit. They’re good! Much better allocation of sugar than the last pile so I can eat a bit more in one sitting without feeling poisoned.
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 January 2022 21:41 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/fw6UCGh.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/ZrjiAxM.jpg Gingerbread Caramel - Outrageously strong gingerbread flavor, tastes just like one of the gummyish corners of a tray of fresh gingerbread. Absolutely outrageous, totally delicious. Would eat a pile of these without noticing, probably lucky that I can’t immediately find these for sale on their own on the website. 10/10.
http://i.imgur.com/W5X373Y.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/Ql6WNA0.jpgFransson’s Polkakola - Peppermint taffy with a slightly creamy flavor and consistency. Nothing exciting but the freshness and natural taste made it a treat. 8/10
http://i.imgur.com/1CVO5Sk.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/UBxIWjd.jpgGrahn’s BRAVO - Thinner-than-Starburst-sized individually wrapped bits of flavored toffee. The Gräddknäck flavor is vaguely ginger and coffee, the Lakrits is a pungent but not unpleasant licorice and Choklad is exactly what you would expect. The size and relative kick of flavor makes me think that a jacket pocket full of these would be great to have for blood sugar emergencies or to pacify kids… or just me. 7/10
http://i.imgur.com/KZBhpKC.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/lbKKsf7.jpgKick Original - Billed as “My Soft Licorice Toffee” on the wrapper, it delivers exactly that. Creamy after chewed and without the tannic leather flavor I associate with lower quality black licorice. It’s not going to win any converts but if you like that flavor, this is a great option. 7/10
http://i.imgur.com/dLVeiBn.jpgKolafabriken Lemon Toffee - Harder than many of these other taffies but possessed of a subtle, enjoyable citrus flavor. There’s lots of different flavors, but this is all I had at the moment. 7/10
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 January 2022 21:42 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/txevX5E.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/w7Xq2nx.jpgHem-Kola - Starburst-sized wrapped squares of toffee. Hasselnötter original is caramel, Chokolad is chocolate. Both are fine and would easily surpass most of the “original” big bowl but in this company it’s middling at best. 6/10
http://i.imgur.com/YBHcBgW.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/w5Qc27W.jpgMarianne - Thin white peppermint shell over a chocolate shell for the red ones and over caramel for the blue ones. The blue ones are fine but it’s the red ones I love. The temptation is to crunch these, which makes them into lightly chocolate flavored peppermint candies but trial and error has taught me to breath them as lozenges to suck on. The peppermint is mild and sweet and eventually gives way to a now mostly liquid core of chocolate that gets much more flavorable now that it’s body temperature. I just bought a quarter pound. Blue ones are 6/10, Red ones are 10/10
http://i.imgur.com/bvj1Wjv.jpgPim Pim Klubba - Mellow strawberry flavor lollipop. Super-dense candy, not a chewing lollipop but a legit sucker. Not bad, but not the way I prefer to consume candy. 6/10
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 January 2022 21:43 (two years ago) link
does removing this from Poland kill the interest? Who woulda thought.
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 January 2022 23:23 (two years ago) link
I've a swedish colleague that occasionally brings back marabou bars. The black saltlakrits are particularly great. I've read and enjoyed these updates.
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 21 January 2022 00:03 (two years ago) link
no, this is gold. xp.always wanted to try maleco pastellfiskar.
― The 25 Best Songs Ever Ranked In Order (Deflatormouse), Friday, 21 January 2022 00:05 (two years ago) link
I find the soft, salty licorice things smell faintly of urine, like the sheep kidneys in Ulyesses
― Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 21 January 2022 00:53 (two years ago) link
This thread is great... thank you for sharing these candies.
― visiting, Friday, 21 January 2022 01:05 (two years ago) link
i am avoiding the salt licorice stuff tbh; i've tried them once and it was like eating shoe leather in curdled piss. not something I'm looking to repeat.
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 January 2022 01:52 (two years ago) link
lol
but do u like regular black licorice?
― bad milk blood robot (sleeve), Friday, 21 January 2022 01:59 (two years ago) link
standard licorice, when either mild or particularly raw anise, is fine by me. That licorice thing upthread was pretty tasty!
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 January 2022 02:36 (two years ago) link
as long as i have your attention: where can i get grab bags of foreign candies online? Or better yet, buy them for me and then send them to my home. I will eat them for your amusement.
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 January 2022 02:53 (two years ago) link
https://www.candywarehouse.com/international-candy
??
― bad milk blood robot (sleeve), Friday, 21 January 2022 03:45 (two years ago) link
not sure if they sell samplers tho
Not so much. Once Omicron blows over, maybe I can start going to places in the city.
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 January 2022 03:50 (two years ago) link
Polkakola is my favorite name, but I would love to try the Mariannes.
― peace, man, Friday, 21 January 2022 12:20 (two years ago) link
my mom got me 6 months of universal yums for xmas and the first month is polish. i haven't opened it yet, though.
― towards fungal computer (harbl), Friday, 21 January 2022 12:34 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/MSaBkyc.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/pzTuRKK.jpg
This elegant looking, ballet branded block of candy is sold as kinda premium chocolate and it mostly lives up to the price hike: silky chocolate, ground hazlenuts, no chemical aftertaste or overly harsh sugar flavor. Sort of a milder, richer Ferraro Rocher. 7/10 would eat again but could probably get better for the money.
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 23:04 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/0dAwh1C.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/fs8BcK9.jpgAnother sort of hazelnut whipped, airy chocolate center, somewhat sweeter but without chemical aftertaste. 7/10, good and better than a lot of prior offerings in this thread but a little undistinguished.
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 23:13 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/aesbaPb.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/qvjNHUn.jpgChocolate-enrobed lemon creams. As you might imagine from past reports, the lemon is outrageously sweet and somehow creamy. It avoids the dreaded evocative scent of floor wax, but really only barely. Its tastier than I'm giving it credit for but the INTENSITY of the goddamn thing is such that half of one might be a better snack. Eating a whole one (and they're the size of your first pinky knuckle) coats your throat in saccharine citrus. 6/10, a little goes a long way.
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 23:16 (two years ago) link
are you ready for the next one? I wasn't.
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 23:17 (two years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/wtpyXW3.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/F6GFEYF.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/ocEAjxm.jpg
At $12 a pound, wrapper and all, the Boletto Premium was the most expensive item in the candy counter and, if not for this thread, I surely would've skipped it. But curiosity set in, so I got one. Imagine my surprise upon opening this treat to discover that the external advertising was all too accurate. This thing looks just like a mushroom and slips out of the cellophane with a pre-moistened glisten of lubrication. Alas, it turns out to be made out of the aforementioned and generally disgusting "bird's milk souffle" marshmallow, a dense and coagulated lump of oversweet hog fat. The "head" is covered in thick milk chocolate and the "stem" is inexplicably crawling with a generous smattering of poppy seeds and then split up the middle. This is presumably to allow for sharing but the effect is near-pornographic. 1/10, everything here is a bad idea and i feel bad for eating the little bit that I did.
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 23:26 (two years ago) link
Oh no.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 23:27 (two years ago) link
Creamy mushroom souffle, hat covered with chocolate glaze, leg sprinkled with poppy seeds.Unfolding the wrapper you will see just a 100% copy of this fungus)Very original design.A wonderful idea.Incredibly delicate taste.
Unfolding the wrapper you will see just a 100% copy of this fungus)
Very original design.
A wonderful idea.
Incredibly delicate taste.
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 23:33 (two years ago) link
I don’t think it’s meant to be sweating like that.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 23:44 (two years ago) link
it was not very inviting
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 23:48 (two years ago) link
IRL LOLs, thanking u
― bad milk blood robot (sleeve), Thursday, 17 February 2022 00:18 (two years ago) link
harbl, you need to post pix
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 17 February 2022 01:24 (two years ago) link