hi everyone, thanks for following the path here to ilxor.com. we're in a safe space now. We're good to go for Antifa meetings, here on ILX with the full and knowing approval of the mods! please bookmark and get ready to plan Antifa actions, collectively. comrades, spread the good news. i think we're finally home.
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 02:48 (two years ago) link
i made some money on a scam today. one of my best ones. i sold a fucking WEBSITE! for $3500. now i'm getting ready to "donate it to local mutual aid", lol. you know what that means - use it for Antifa weapons purchases on the dark web, using crypto. i actually LOVE that shit, it's very useful for these kinds of things
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 02:50 (two years ago) link
a few more minutes til 10 central, what will probably be our regular meeting time, so i'll hold off on introducing our new leader until then.
i think it's someone you'll know pretty well though!
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 02:52 (two years ago) link
it's ned
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 02:55 (two years ago) link
sorry, i couldn't wait!!
ned, let's wait 5 more, and then please take us away to the new era of Antifa!
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 02:56 (two years ago) link
Not a great idea to joke about this imo
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 9 July 2021 02:56 (two years ago) link
maybe this is my trap to identify antifa when they arrive.
seriously speaking, though - if this is suspicious, god help us all
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 03:00 (two years ago) link
alright, here is my apology to the fbi
alright, fine, it's not really Antifa. I can't keep living the lie. I don't actually know anyone who claims to be in Antifa except for me, and I'm always joking because the idea of so much of the country being terrified of an imaginary antifascist is absurd yet real.— Zach TBD (@weinventyou) July 9, 2021
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 03:03 (two years ago) link
hello comrades is this where we plan the crimes
― lag∞n, Friday, 9 July 2021 03:06 (two years ago) link
WE GOT ONE!!!!!!!
yes comrade, you sure have come to the right place. please, everyone! redistribute all of our gold! a new member! we must redistribute EQUALLY regardless of talent or how much we know we truly deserve it over another!
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 03:08 (two years ago) link
hello i am here to stop patriots by doing tyranny to the constitution, as usual
now let me honk the big antifa clown horn, our universal signal that antifas have been activated in your neighborhood
― Clay, Friday, 9 July 2021 03:09 (two years ago) link
it makes me cry every time i hear it off in the distance
EEEEE-YOoonk, it screams into the night
EEEEE-YOoonk
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 03:10 (two years ago) link
i hear the clown horn spreading in all directions. our final city is spreading
i'll probably send this thread to my mom someday as proof that i'm in antifa. hi mom! you can't tell what's real and neither can anyone else!
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 03:11 (two years ago) link
sorry mom, lol. in some ways i was a baffling son to deal with. i'm joking about antifa. everyone's joking about antifa. but...some people don't realize it's a joke
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 03:12 (two years ago) link
which, as dan m is right to point out, is potentially a bad idea for a number of reasons. first and foremost - you can never count on anyone, ANYONE - even in the highest levels of any profession, to have any ability to tell what's real and what is not. it confuses people, even when it really should not.
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 03:14 (two years ago) link
okay, hold up. seriously comrades. I think we need to establish procedures for consensus, as well as establishing working groups. I was not at the meeting where the leader was chosen, and therefore we have a serious problem with regards to inclusivity. Also, it appears that everyone in this thread is cis and white, and except for me, male-identified. I don't think we can successfully overthrow white supremacy and establish a collective anti-fascist state founded on the principles of critical race theory with our current active membership.
in solidarity,
― sarahell, Friday, 9 July 2021 03:58 (two years ago) link
i guess i just thought i would get the ball rolling and maybe see where it led, potentially make some plans
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 04:23 (two years ago) link
as a goof
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 04:24 (two years ago) link
weapons purchases on the dark web, using crypto
sounds unnecessarily complex. we could just go to one of those big gun shows, pick up whatever we need for ready cash, and grab a hot dog and a soda while we're there. who's got an all-electric car with lots of cargo space that we could borrow?
― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Friday, 9 July 2021 04:40 (two years ago) link
hi um do we get to wear berets or anything?
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 9 July 2021 04:46 (two years ago) link
i feel like there should be no rules
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 04:48 (two years ago) link
xp does walmart accept crypto yet? their gun selection is best in the big box class
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 04:49 (two years ago) link
Seriously tho there are actual legit antifas right? Who was it that was brawling against the Pr0ud B0ys in Berkeley circa 2018?
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, 9 July 2021 06:34 (two years ago) link
Anyway I’m in. (Also seriously) I have been wondering when exactly the GOP will become, or did become, an actual fascist organization.
― recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Friday, 9 July 2021 06:35 (two years ago) link
I officially block the proposal to buy materiel from walmart. If the munitions working group were to obtain materiel from walmart via means other than purchase, I would support that proposal.
― sarahell, Friday, 9 July 2021 06:43 (two years ago) link
Excuse me, is this the intermediate macrame class?
― Southgate Serves Imperialism (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 July 2021 06:47 (two years ago) link
Antifa meeting has begun.No more laughing, no more fun.If you show your teeth or tongue,you must pay a forfeit.
― superdeep borehole (harbl), Friday, 9 July 2021 12:20 (two years ago) link
Who’s keeping the minutes?
― Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Friday, 9 July 2021 12:25 (two years ago) link
― KEEP HONKING -- I'M BOBOING (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 9 July 2021 12:46 (two years ago) link
hi everyone, the cod pieces I ordered for everybody are in, but it's very important, you MUST pay me the agreed-upon $35 to receive it. I do not do charity, these were expensive to make, and right now, I'm late on my mortgage payment. If you agreed to buy one and don't pay now, your name will be entered into the debt ledger, and any other piece of merchandise you purchase from Antifa.org will have this debt added on top of it.
I don't want to name names...BUT I WILL.
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 July 2021 13:38 (two years ago) link
Did you manage with the measurements I sent you?
― Southgate Serves Imperialism (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 July 2021 13:55 (two years ago) link
yes, they did have to special order yours but we were able to fulfill the order!
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 July 2021 13:59 (two years ago) link
Oh cool, i was worried it might be too fiddly
― Southgate Serves Imperialism (Noodle Vague), Friday, 9 July 2021 14:00 (two years ago) link
so....are we gonna roll up on this Death in June show or what?
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 9 July 2021 14:01 (two years ago) link
Guys, I don't want to be passive-aggressive, but at the last meeting someone here (I'm not going to name them) signed up for clean-up, yet when everyone was gone I checked the kitchen and there was cement milkshake mix spilled all over the counter. PLEASE DO WHAT YOU SAY YOU'RE GOING TO DO.
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 9 July 2021 14:24 (two years ago) link
hi everyone, the cod pieces I ordered for everybody are in, but it's very important, you MUST pay me the agreed-upon $35 to receive it. I do not do charity, these were expensive to make, and right now, I'm late on my mortgage payment. If you agreed to buy one and don't pay now, your name will be entered into the debt ledger, and any other piece of merchandise you purchase from Antifa.org will have this debt added on top of it.I don't want to name names...BUT I WILL.
― KEEP HONKING -- I'M BOBOING (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 9 July 2021 15:15 (two years ago) link
wait a second, i thought we were being served delicious cod pieces, hopefully in a thin broth, as a kind of meet-and-greet thing. i'll pay $35, but i don't even see a place to sit or utensils...
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 15:28 (two years ago) link
btw who is that guy in the suit with the dark-tinted glasses who is always looking through the window and talking into an earpiece?
fuck! there's two of them!!!!!?
https://i.imgur.com/BBO6LMj.jpghttps://i.imgur.com/BBO6LMj.jpg
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 15:29 (two years ago) link
they're with us too, right?
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 15:30 (two years ago) link
deep breath. ok. given what's happened in the world the last few years, and to me personally, to be frank, i think we need to try a New way. the Antifa way. we should talk to these guys. let them know what our plans are. let them into OUR world a little, you know?
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 15:31 (two years ago) link
Hey comrades,
I don’t have to wear a beret do I? It doesn’t suit my hair or my balaclava
― a hoy hoy, Friday, 9 July 2021 15:38 (two years ago) link
I owned a beret in high school. Fortunately, I went to a concert where someone yanked it off my head and threw it away.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 9 July 2021 15:42 (two years ago) link
I owned a freshman beanie in the school colors in high school, but I did think a couple times about buying a beret. When does the meeting start?
― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Friday, 9 July 2021 16:45 (two years ago) link
as soon as the entertainment arrives.
we got Rebecca Black!
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 July 2021 16:47 (two years ago) link
you know about the hidden messages in Friday right? doesn't surprise me in the least that becca is coming
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 16:48 (two years ago) link
Rebecca Black Bloc
― Noel Emits, Friday, 9 July 2021 16:53 (two years ago) link
Is there an agenda where I can put my name down to speak about animal rights? For now my nom de revolution is "Monsieur Frump". It's a portmanteau word. Guess what it stands for!
― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Friday, 9 July 2021 16:53 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/BBO6LMj.jpg
HQ, this is Man 1. Man 2 is covering the other window. they're about to reveal the Prime target.
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 16:55 (two years ago) link
NO JOE!
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 19:34 (two years ago) link
everyone i know rooted for Cobra over the "good guys"
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 19:35 (two years ago) link
I gained new respect for Destro after enduring this affront to his dignity:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zjecZhejUE
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 July 2021 19:55 (two years ago) link
also
can I chair the Amaro committee
https://i.imgur.com/NKJFKN1.png
― calstars, Saturday, 10 July 2021 19:56 (two years ago) link
Daaaaamn
― calstars, Saturday, 10 July 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link
guys do not use the bathroom in the lobby it is clogged repeat it is clogged and plunging will not work.
we believe it might be fascist sabotage but some have blamed KM for this.
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 July 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link
nean you know I haven't destroyed a toilet in over 10 years, I can assure you that wasn't me
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link
just saying, that guy's pants consistently look a little full to me
actually, i lied/suppressed: on my honeymoon in seattle (for a morning en route to other places), i did absolutely clog the only toilet at a very crowded restaurant at brunch -- bloody marys + tons of coffee -- and I did flee the scene. it was humiliating because even when i went in there was already a line of 4 people. people were knocking on the door and i was saying "just a minute!" while desperately trying to fix the toilet. i texted my partner and asked to pay the bill as quickly as possible, and then i put some toilet paper on top of the problem and said "sorry about that" as i walked directly out past the line of people, past the register, out the door and around the corner
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 20:03 (two years ago) link
that was at the end of the second Obama administration. in some ways i feel like i "created" the trump era through my taboo act
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 20:04 (two years ago) link
guys we need a moment to discuss the confession above
― not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 July 2021 20:06 (two years ago) link
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 20:07 (two years ago) link
we gave them a huge tip
and i hope they wrote "solidarity!" on the receipt
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 20:08 (two years ago) link
semi-solidarity!
i'm sorry
https://i.imgur.com/EKE0OCu.png
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 20:14 (two years ago) link
Guys these are not the brownshirts I came here to fight
― Southgate Serves Imperialism (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 July 2021 20:24 (two years ago) link
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 20:38 (two years ago) link
who cranked the clown horn during daylight hourswho has transgressed against the night
― Clay, Saturday, 10 July 2021 21:34 (two years ago) link
I’ve got the matches
― calstars, Saturday, 10 July 2021 21:56 (two years ago) link
Yeah, my butt and your ... face the music, maaaaaan.
― Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 11 July 2021 01:03 (two years ago) link
Has the meeting started? And can anyone eat some of those chips?
― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Sunday, 11 July 2021 01:06 (two years ago) link
so, what kind of crimes are we planning on for august?
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 17:20 (two years ago) link
I'm currently designing back-to-school PeeChee folders with multiplication tables, metric equivalents, and a handy guide to Critical Race Theory printed on the inside leaf
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 18:13 (two years ago) link
Just spitballing here, but with most schools coming back into session soon, how about we kidnap a bunch of home-schooled kids and indoctrinate them into socialist robots by forcing them to attend public schools?
― it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 18:19 (two years ago) link
oooh, i like that aimless. we can call it Project Inevitable Equality at All Costs, and it will dovetail with Andy's CRT scheme as well
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 18:21 (two years ago) link
god, i love this kind of antifa brainstorming. it makes all the crazy drugs we take and try to push on innocent children so worth it
― Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 18:22 (two years ago) link
Attending a kindergarten named after Malcolm X is probably the best way for the little ones to learn just how bad America really is
― Andy the Grasshopper, Wednesday, 4 August 2021 18:26 (two years ago) link
I say we invest in Spike Lee's cryptocurrency
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 18:49 (two years ago) link
they're onto us
https://www.opb.org/article/2021/10/01/senior-homeland-security-leaders-pushed-unfounded-antifa-conspiracy-at-2020-portland-protests-report-states/
― typo hell # 8: many beers at this point and is ready to retirement (Karl Malone), Sunday, 3 October 2021 07:25 (two years ago) link
senior official
i have procured the soviet mood cannon and am ready to deploy at the office of the local police union. the device has been set to "extremely bad vibes" and am awaiting green light
― Clay, Thursday, 21 October 2021 01:46 (two years ago) link
but haven't we all be awaiting our "green light" for so long now
― John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 October 2021 01:49 (two years ago) link
― Communist Hockey Goblin (sleeve), Thursday, 21 October 2021 01:50 (two years ago) link
it really makes you think, doesn't it, comrade connor
comrade connor is a quiet kind of man
― John Stockton buying a used car from (Karl Malone), Thursday, 21 October 2021 01:50 (two years ago) link
always listening to that ipod "central" of his
some pig clogged the public toilet again
― sarahell, Thursday, 21 October 2021 02:14 (two years ago) link
Suspects at large, and we have nothing to go on
― Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Thursday, 21 October 2021 02:20 (two years ago) link
sarahell, for real is your ilxmail up to date? i had a quick question for you. NOT about antifa.
― Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, July 9, 2021 12:38 PM (three months ago)
just saw this, yes, yes it is.
― sarahell, Saturday, 30 October 2021 21:23 (two years ago) link
welcome back comrade sleeve!
― sarahell, Tuesday, 22 March 2022 21:11 (two years ago) link
https://realscreen.com/2022/06/23/hbo-docuseries-the-anarchists-from-blumhouse-set-for-july-10-premiere/
does anyone know anything more about this show than what's in the PR? Maybe we can have watch parties or something?
― sarahell, Saturday, 25 June 2022 19:07 (one year ago) link
following
― thinkmanship (sleeve), Saturday, 25 June 2022 19:13 (one year ago) link
I got an HBO subscription as a reward for quitting going to 3 hours of pointless & increasingly toxic WG meetings every other week
― sarahell, Saturday, 25 June 2022 19:16 (one year ago) link
ouch, but glad you moved on
― thinkmanship (sleeve), Saturday, 25 June 2022 19:16 (one year ago) link
https://wlos.com/news/local/asheville-protests-concerning-email-threatening-police-department-north-carolina-demonstrations
― papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 6 July 2022 17:13 (one year ago) link
uh, clearly an imposter. protonmail is the official email platform of Antifa.
― sarahell, Wednesday, 6 July 2022 18:46 (one year ago) link
i started a threadAnarchists Watch THE ANARCHISTS ON HBO
― sarahell, Friday, 29 July 2022 16:14 (one year ago) link
this is an absolutely brilliant thread
15 October 1943, future Presidents of Italy, Sandro Pertini (photo, left) & Giuseppe Saragat (photo, right) are arrested by Italian fascists. They are interrogated, beaten, handed over to the SS & sentenced to death. Three months later they make a daring escape [Thread] >> 1 pic.twitter.com/2GV1jDD8tR— Nicholas Whithorn (@NickWhithorn) October 15, 2022
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 18 November 2022 20:54 (one year ago) link