"we'll change the things that need changing and that's all we'll change": the paSUKification of post-brexit politics 2021

Boris to rally his supporters to march on the Houses of Parliament, shouting "Hang Gove", or get tae fuck

Seriously though, I hope the worthless scumbag does try everything in his power to stay in office, it'll be hilarious.

mike freer joins will quince in the great rebellion

This letter is a real piece of work

BREAKING. Mike freer resigns. Takes us to 32 - 15 of them ministers, 2 of them cabinet ministers. Freer: “I can no longer defend policies I fundamentally disagree with” pic.twitter.com/oFC426ba6s

— Beth Rigby (@BethRigby) July 6, 2022

is he quite sure they were a One Nation Conservative party when he joined them, he may need to think about that.

meanwhile matt nails it

My letter of resignation as PPS to the Chancellor ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/smB1wQqsEO

— Craig Williams (@craig4monty) July 6, 2022

xxp one of the mainstays of Tory policy has been "creating an atmosphere of hostility for LGBT+ people", this guy should be happy!

et tu Nadhim etc.

**Nadhim Zahawi** is in the delegation of cabinet ministers about to tell the prime minister to go, I'm told

— Henry Zeffman (@hzeffman) July 6, 2022

Asked if he accepts what Simon McDonald said in his letter yesterday, Johnson says he does.

He says he was briefed about the allegations against Pincher when he was a Foreign Office minister. But they could not find a record of that in No 10.

Q: But you would remember an allegation of sexual assault?

Johnson says that is not who he would characterise the allegation.

no shit

Suave.

Wow. @BorisJohnson finally confirmed something he has previously ducked repeatedly. Asked by @Meg_HillierMP whether he met ex-KGB spy Alexander Lebedev without officials when he was Foreign Secretary he replies: "I probably did."

— Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) July 6, 2022

Zahawi is such a ruthless political operator.

AKA an arsehole

**Nadhim Zahawi** is in the delegation of cabinet ministers about to tell the prime minister to go, I'm told

it's funny that Zahawi is presumably going to break Javid's record for shortest term as chancellor (I guess this was going to be the case anyway, but if he can manage under 24 hours then that's probably unbeatable for the foreseeable future, right?)

actually, I think Iain Macleod was chancellor for a shorter time than Javid, but still over a day though

Think Zahawi will be in the role until they can elect a new PM, so idk a few weeks probably.

I was thinking if Johnson manages to cling on for a bit longer and replaces Zahawi with someone else who's not calling for him to resign, but that's looking less likely now I suppose

PM is not denying he said “all the sex pests are supporting me”. This is painful

— Robert Peston (@Peston) July 6, 2022

BBC's resign-o-matic now up to 35

*bells...crows...wind picks up*

BREAKING: Home Secretary Priti Patel has arrived at No 10.

— Politics.co.uk (@Politics_co_uk) July 6, 2022

Boris to meet with the Queen to break-up Parliament.

**Queen actually dies**

Please Ishtar, the only thing I ask of this is that Boris reminds Truss, Patel, Zahawi, Dorries that they are all total shit and would never be within a mile of the cabinet without his egocentric wrecking

How strange? He's been telling us he doesn't do face to face negotiations https://t.co/NhB9pBk6ZT

— RMT (@RMTunion) July 6, 2022

Seriously though.

Imagine if the Queen died right now

— Jason Okundaye (@jasebyjason) July 6, 2022

Queen is never dying and Johnson will be PM forever

thats right

That opinion could last as long as Zahawi at no 11 xp

Lizo will make it past 100

Queen is already dead and Boris should take hostages

Queen is never dying and Johnson will be PM forever

Isn't that how Warhammer starts?

One MP in the 1922 committee meeting says Daniel Kawczynski was "lone voice of support" for the PM

He complained about how Boris Johnson was spoken to in liaison cttee

"Three MPs banged the table out of 160," the source says

— Eleni Courea (@elenicourea) July 6, 2022

Everyone I know who is not a weird politics freak like me rn:

“Is it true that there’s an mp who wanted to keep upskirting legal, is there a giant who told a homeless man to get a job, is will Quince real?”

“Yes yes no”

NEW: I am told that Sir Graham Brady has gone to meet the Prime Minister to offer him "wise counsel". In other words, to tell him time's up.

He'll have to wait in line behind the delegation of cabinet members.

— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) July 6, 2022

there's gonna be so many suspects when they all pile out of Number 10 revealing Johnson's corpse face down on the carpet

then they turn it over and it's the queen in a fatsuit and a fabricant's wig

i'm worried about what all this means for channel 4 privatization. someone talk me down.

"... this is the first case of sinking ships fleeing the rat"

lol, how do say that in a crowded room on national television without curling up and dying of embarrassment rather than looking very happy with yourself.

https://i.imgur.com/1uFtpiU.jpg

pic.twitter.com/8mGDEeXKfw

— prole 🌹✊ (@wandering71) July 6, 2022

Putting your feet up while Rone burns.

INCREDIBLE SCENES:

BBC News accidentally cut away to their news studio, showing a presenter with their feet on the desk. pic.twitter.com/FVvxaXTQUt

— Scott Bryan (@scottygb) July 6, 2022

Brandon Lewis has gone, I'd heard of him at least.

Whomst among us is not feet up looking at Ghanaian pallbearer gifs today

@RMTunion pic.twitter.com/VTPgxeZKZM

— James Wells (@jameswells83) July 6, 2022

Brandon Lewis has gone, I'd heard of him at least.

Extraordinary

Nadhim Zahawi today told Boris Johnson he should resign

Tomorrow he's agreed to launch a new economic plan alongside Boris Johnson in a bid to shore up his leadership according to @SkyNews

Today is bewildering by any metric

— Steven Swinford (@Steven_Swinford) July 6, 2022

LOL Gove sacked.

What a waste

it would be funny if it wasn't so bad

so funny

he's still going to PM at xmas isn't he

He'd have been better off keeping Gove where he could see him, instead of sending him off to squat in his lair and plan, plan, plan

I mean Gove should have resigned and heaped more pressure on, idk why he would say to Johnson to go and then expect to keep his job.

Guessing he’s going to sack Priti next.