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yeah jess marcello had his brain out. what are you fuckin tripPing/?

― psnfff, Saturday, 16 November 2002 20:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

duane, i say this with all sincerity, but get off whatever you're on.

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 16 November 2002 20:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

i'm not on anything especial but dude c'mon, that is not marcello carlin

― doorag@#######.#####., Saturday, 16 November 2002 20:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

The anonymous people aren't regulars - check the log for the horrid truth.
-- Tom (ebros@netcomuk.co.uk), November 15th, 2002

whoops, my bad tom. christ, that IS depressing then, innit?
-- jess (dubplatestyle@hotmail.com), November 15th, 2002

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 16 November 2002 20:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

what are you, paranoid? for shitsake like any of those ppl were me, shut up already

― , Saturday, 16 November 2002 20:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

i love shitsake mushrooms!

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 16 November 2002 21:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

it's hard not to try

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Saturday, 16 November 2002 21:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

chaki yr a vile human

― doop, Saturday, 16 November 2002 21:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

haha duane is the worst advert ever for a life of drugs and bad rock music*.

(*excepting lou reed, of course.)

― jess (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 16 November 2002 22:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

no he's not.

― chaki (chaki), Saturday, 16 November 2002 22:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

ok i will change my ways

― d, Saturday, 16 November 2002 22:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

What's wrong with disliking the fact that this girl's overweight? As far as Im concerned - nothing.

I can however appreciate the fact that a fat person will always make a lot of noise when having sex by virtue of the fact that they have to enjoy it to max whenever they get a chance to do it. The fact that its understandable doesn't make it acceptable.

If it were my flat, I'd have the balls to tell them to keep quite or fuck off.

Mind you - if she were a beautiful blonde with big breasts - I'd possitively encourage it. But that's because I'm shallow.

― Nick W, Monday, 18 November 2002 11:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Aw they deleted the ref on thefridaything board! wah. still we seem to have had it do the rounds in e-mails.

http://talk.thefridaything.co.uk/cgi-bin/ikonboard.cgi?s=3dd784c979b2ffff;act=ST;f=4;t=1487

― Alan (Alan), Monday, 18 November 2002 13:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

why not annoy them back by playing oompah music at volume whenever they get amourous or by masturbating noisily in unison to them

― ian c, Thursday, 21 November 2002 21:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

* cough cough *

He's moving out

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Thursday, 21 November 2002 21:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

Not really for this reason though. Things just sort of worked out, out of the blue.

― Yancey (ystrickler), Thursday, 21 November 2002 21:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jess is a prick.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 22 November 2002 08:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

three weeks pass...

"Thin White Duke"
It's David Bowie! He posted to this thread. That's such what he would write too.

― A Nairn (moretap), Monday, 16 December 2002 05:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Why'd you have to revive this thread? I had forgotten about it... Oh well. I moved out, as Sarah pointed out, back in December. I am MUCH happier now (plus my new house is pretty swank). One fitting thing: the day I was moving out, my roomie and his galpal were, once again, fucking, sounding like a pair of retarded monkeys or something. SO loud. Good times, eh?

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 9 January 2003 16:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Fuck. I just realized I revived this thread. A Nairn mentioned it on the musicains-ILM thread and I saw his post and thought it was current and etc., etc. Disregard, please!

― Yanc3y (ystrickler), Thursday, 9 January 2003 16:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Last night she was screaming at the top of her lungs: "FUCK YOU MCFLY!" Are they doing some sort of Back to the Future roleplaying thing???

ooooh no! now i am SCARRED FOR LIFE. i couldn't help reading it...
*sobs*

― g-kit (g-kit), Thursday, 9 January 2003 16:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

eleven months pass...

this thread was mentioned at the NYC FAP ... fwiw

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:03 (twenty years ago) link

BEST THREAD EVAH

― It's True, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:07 (twenty years ago) link

Did anyone ever figure out what it was that they were making that required cinnamon and marshamellow topping?

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:07 (twenty years ago) link

sweet sweet cinnamony marshmallowey lurve?

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:07 (twenty years ago) link

FUCK YOU MCFLY is such a great thing to say during sex, wow.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:09 (twenty years ago) link

PC is Calum, isn't he?

― Hmmm, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:13 (twenty years ago) link

NOW i remember why i hate yancey.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:21 (twenty years ago) link

(and i feel bad for yancey.)

-- jess

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:25 (twenty years ago) link

i can pity those i hate!!

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:29 (twenty years ago) link

I am 99% sure that PC is Calum.....

Overweight Scottish bloke? HAS to be

― Hmmm, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:29 (twenty years ago) link

Ha ha, dude I'm so not fat it's not even funny.

― C-Man (C-Man), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:30 (twenty years ago) link

and anyway, in re-reading his opening post, i have no idea why i would have felt bad in the first place except for some bizarre one-time-only attempt at "diplomacy".

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:31 (twenty years ago) link

i am ashamed

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:33 (twenty years ago) link

btw tad, WHY was this mentioned at the fap?

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:35 (twenty years ago) link

i think it was b/c one of the FAPpers had a roommate that was screwing at odd hours.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 03:36 (twenty years ago) link

Like sands through the hourglass....

― Matt (Matt), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 09:18 (twenty years ago) link

WE GOT TIGHT WIPS EVRYDAY EVERYONE HERE TEH MUSIC PLAY

― Amazing Randy (Amazing Randy), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 09:30 (twenty years ago) link

Fucking hell.

― Nick Southall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 10:28 (twenty years ago) link

the horror!

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 11:23 (twenty years ago) link

ten months pass...

Rightio.

― Jikuu-Z, Sunday, 28 November 2004 12:04 (nineteen years ago) link

I am lost as to why Back to the Future was mentioned. Disrespecting Robert Zemeckis doesn't make you very sympathetic. The man won an Oscar.
-- James Blount (littlejohnnyjewe...), November 14th, 2002.

omg. that is fn hilarious, I'd post it to the excelsior thread but it must be in an earlier incarnation. But if you laugh at nothing else today, it must be this, or that photo of the freaked out baby.

― Nellie (nellskies), Sunday, 28 November 2004 12:40 (nineteen years ago) link

eight months pass...

REMEMBER WHEN ILX WAS "GOOD"

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Thursday, 11 August 2005 04:36 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

The Sound Of 300 Pounds Of Lard Banging Against The Wall
best indie band ever

― timmy tannin (pompous), Thursday, 11 January 2007 07:16 (seventeen years ago) link

can we go 5 minutes without bringing up the holocaust around here anymore?

-- jess (dubplatestyl...), November 15th, 2002 12:27 AM.

4 years later and NOPE

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Thursday, 11 January 2007 10:53 (seventeen years ago) link

why not annoy them back by playing oompah music at volume whenever they get amourous

Old housemates were shagging all the time, it was annoying. I soon put a stop to it by playing Gilbert and Sullivan at them. It's impossible to remain horny with Pirates of Penzance blasting out.

― Johnney B English (stigoftdump), Thursday, 11 January 2007 11:31 (seventeen years ago) link

what never?

― reverto levidensis (blueski), Thursday, 11 January 2007 12:02 (seventeen years ago) link

I just laughed out loud.

― Kv_nol (Kv_nol), Thursday, 11 January 2007 12:04 (seventeen years ago) link

If being fat is something people somehow feel they can be proud of nowadays, why was I constantly made to feel like slime when I was a smoker?
I was already forced outdoors in all weather...

Fat people generally are that way because they don't use common sense when eating. "Eat until your body can hold no more, clean your plate even if there's more there than you should eat, this is a buffet get your money's worth."
Yeah.
Will be happier in Japan.
Less grossly fat people.

I DON'T LIKE FAT FAT FAT PEOPLE. Slightly heavy people are a different story.
However, that's rare as hell.

― Gilded in Peat Reek, in a Perfect Whiskey Climate (The GZeus), Thursday, 11 January 2007 13:25 (seventeen years ago) link

cock.

― teh_kit (g-kit), Thursday, 11 January 2007 13:26 (seventeen years ago) link

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