"tbh"
Why, should we normally expect people to lie about which New England island they're chilling at? Is "a one-eyed zdonkey" a former ilxor?
― Evan, Thursday, 13 May 2021 18:41 (two years ago) link
because you should never trust what an ilxor says
― parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 May 2021 18:44 (two years ago) link
"Wait a minute... that's Martha's Vineyard! I've been had!"
― Evan, Thursday, 13 May 2021 18:46 (two years ago) link
heres a better shot of the majestic zeedonk, she deserves to be seenhttps://i.ibb.co/t8pxTtK/38-DFEE9-E-75-A3-47-D6-953-C-EE7407-B9-D8-C5.png
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 13 May 2021 22:44 (two years ago) link
ok, I had assumed that zdonkey was just a typo.
― peace, man, Friday, 14 May 2021 10:40 (two years ago) link
Don’t you know that when you assume, it makes an… uh...
― epistantophus, Friday, 14 May 2021 11:19 (two years ago) link
everybody's got zdomething to hide cept for me and my zdonkey
― class project pat (m bison), Friday, 14 May 2021 11:59 (two years ago) link
Pry the mask from my cold dead face
https://i.imgur.com/OHr8LZy.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 May 2021 13:51 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/UwKdaiZ.jpg
i shaved my pr beardo after that, and added other things to the painting. they're wip, but mostly done, in the way that i feel like i'm zach_tbd right now tbh. ;D moving into my new studio this week and it feels really good. bleeeeeaeh! :D
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 05:32 (two years ago) link
btw, no joke, that was the first new clean white t-shift i had worn in worn in like TEN YEARS! i know that's gross, but it's pretty much true. there may have been a clean t-shirt or two somewhere 8-9 years ago. but i went to Target and bought a nice FRESH t-shirt for this trip, and it made all the difference. thank you so much!
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 05:35 (two years ago) link
do you estimate a shirt as no longer being "new" after one wash?
― bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Wednesday, 26 May 2021 06:16 (two years ago) link
yes!
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 07:49 (two years ago) link
out of the package. the cellophane was clear and smelled of nothing!
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 07:50 (two years ago) link
Great studio! Would swap lifestyles.
― Luna Schlosser, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 10:17 (two years ago) link
Self-Portrait in a Tile Bathroom
https://i.imgur.com/Stn30Bn.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 May 2021 14:02 (two years ago) link
My sister and I with the tree we planted for my dad on what would have been his 68th birthday.
https://i.ibb.co/0J1ypnW/Dadstree.jpg
― edited for dog profanity (cryptosicko), Saturday, 12 June 2021 16:46 (two years ago) link
I always think that's such a great way to honor a loved one
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 12 June 2021 16:48 (two years ago) link
Boston makes me feel good
https://i.imgur.com/wgpEIje.png
― frogbs, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 15:16 (two years ago) link
I'm SERIOUS, folks.
https://i.imgur.com/bWmowct.jpg
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 15:24 (two years ago) link
Whoa, chill out! Take it easy!
― welcome to lorde season (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 16:14 (two years ago) link
are you going to throw us out? :(
― StanM, Tuesday, 15 June 2021 16:53 (two years ago) link
One last drink! And then I have to use your bathroom first before I leave Also what is your wifi?
― welcome to lorde season (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 16:55 (two years ago) link
Sorry boys, all the Mods in the world can't keep this thread open. Lay down... lay down.
Gonna stretch me out on reddit at www.reddit.com. Always knew I'd make a stop there, but a lot later than a whole gang of people thought. Last of the Hen Fappers. well maybe not the last.
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 17:05 (two years ago) link
Holds down “!!” emphasis reaction on “hen fap”
― welcome to lorde season (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 15 June 2021 17:06 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/yipMHBZ.jpg
this is my new life!!!!!!!!
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 August 2021 05:49 (two years ago) link
pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to live, iirc
― a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 27 August 2021 13:40 (two years ago) link
This^
― peace, man, Friday, 27 August 2021 13:54 (two years ago) link
purple hair rulez
― Evan, Friday, 27 August 2021 13:59 (two years ago) link
my best friend
https://i.imgur.com/fQIXUbN.jpg
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 02:57 (two years ago) link
i think i would have killed myself without her, for real. she kept me going outside three times a day for a terrible summer, the worst one, a few years ago. Bird may not really know how to behave around other dogs and it always take her about 10 minutes to chill around strangers, but her emotional IQ is off the charts. i can't count the number of times she was there at just the right time. of course, she's always there because Bird rules, but I mean especially there. Bird is the MVP of August 2021
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 02:59 (two years ago) link
damn zach tbd with the mvp of being the down of 2021, sorry
i-iiiiii want to soak up the suuuuu-uuun!!!
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 03:24 (two years ago) link
i love bird
― ✖, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 03:34 (two years ago) link
as bird's official spokesperson, i can confirm that she responds like this, phonetically:
https://i.imgur.com/oeoUiED.jpg
who, maaaaaaaay? yooohoo
― professional anti- (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 03:39 (two years ago) link
I feel certain this isn't going to work for me, but hope springs eternal - at the Ryoji Ikeda exhibition a couple of weeks ago
https://scontent.fman1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-9/241703951_4660433203991486_387608260486585307_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-5&_nc_sid=09cbfe&_nc_ohc=SzOukdOOCssAX9eEH9P&tn=0s5bcSmzb88l64v5&_nc_ht=scontent.fman1-2.fna&oh=3569c5500b4db5ba362b19926be5b423&oe=616B4985
― Ward Fowler, Saturday, 18 September 2021 18:28 (two years ago) link
oh, neat! what does it sound like?
― typo punishment 3: people shouldn't have to feel like they have ea (Karl Malone), Saturday, 18 September 2021 18:48 (two years ago) link
There were five or six of these all giving off a different drone, in a fairly large space, so there were definite sweet spots when the frequencies peaked together. Sounded cool!
― Ward Fowler, Saturday, 18 September 2021 18:51 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/ormMkWN.jpg
here's my update
it says i have a skinny dick and fuck you alaska on it
― typo punishment 3: people shouldn't have to feel like they have ea (Karl Malone), Saturday, 18 September 2021 18:55 (two years ago) link
That's pretty close to where I used to live!
― Lily Dale, Saturday, 18 September 2021 19:04 (two years ago) link
did you make the shirt? seems like a cool scene up there
― typo punishment 3: people shouldn't have to feel like they have ea (Karl Malone), Saturday, 18 September 2021 19:06 (two years ago) link
my favorite part is that it says FUCK YOU in all caps, which is something i promised a legendary ilxor i would never do again. but i mean, if i'm just quoting an artistic object that says it, i think that's allowed
― typo punishment 3: people shouldn't have to feel like they have ea (Karl Malone), Saturday, 18 September 2021 19:07 (two years ago) link
Sadly, I did not make the shirt. Skinny Dick's has been around forever, so the shirt probably existed long before I moved to Fairbanks.
I've never actually been there; it's just far enough out of town that there's no good reason to go there unless you live out of town. But it's nice to see Fairbanks represented on the board.
― Lily Dale, Saturday, 18 September 2021 19:18 (two years ago) link
KARL, I HAVE THAT SHIRT TOO.
But mine has a slightly different design, and is white ink on a black shirt. I found it in a free box in 2016.
― I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Monday, 20 September 2021 18:25 (two years ago) link
And yeah, mine doesn't have the FUCK YOU on it. But it has the rest of the information about Skinny Dick's and the polar bears fucking. People stop me on the street to take pictures of it lol
― I'm a sovereign jazz citizen (the table is the table), Monday, 20 September 2021 18:29 (two years ago) link
the FUCK YOU makes it a collector's item, i believe ;)
that's awesome though! i love ilx, just the fact that two different people either have lived nearby or even have the shirt. :)
― typo punishment #4: it feels better to me to be like there, this (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 September 2021 19:56 (two years ago) link
User Yerac and I somehow have the same polyester vintage scarf, which we just realized a few months ago on zoom.
― Ima Gardener (in orbit), Monday, 20 September 2021 21:11 (two years ago) link
But yes the coincidence are delightful!
Happy Halloween
https://i.ibb.co/JQfN51y/IMG-20211030-170942.jpg
― the utility infielder of theatre (Neanderthal), Saturday, 30 October 2021 21:20 (two years ago) link
aaaaahhhh!!!!!
― Karl Malone, Saturday, 30 October 2021 21:22 (two years ago) link
who the fukken?
oh shit, sorry neanderthal, i was startled
I feel menaced
― maybe these baps are legends (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 30 October 2021 21:28 (two years ago) link