Joe Biden is (currently) President of the United States

personally this thread has convinced me that bidens brief remarks 2 years ago in support of using the justice departments civil rights division to reform police training were actually meant to advocate for mowing down protesters, and that he did it repeatedly instead of at that one event, after all he wrote the crime bill

reform police training

Do you think shooting people in the leg is the kind of police training we need?

(looking at the transcript of the town hall where he advocated for shooting people in the legs, there's exactly zero mentions of "the civil rights division")

The willingness of people to cape for this senescent fossil after 17 months of complete ineptitude remains astounding.

its true, you got me, me and joe biden hate legs

What have they (legs) done for us

Does your other eye work is my question

oh yeah well does your table... is... a table... ah shit, nm

lmfao

I dunno, given that we’re experiencing a series of cascading social collapses, I think people doubling down on system justification expression is going to increase.

A lot more folks will be compelled to go full-Thomas Friedman in all avenues of communication just to stave off horror.

Once again, bipartisanship!

And what do you call this act? Etc.

The White House refused to call for an investigation into the police response to the school shooting in Uvalde, Texas, saying President Joe Biden
"has the utmost respect for the men and women of law enforcement."

COPS: we engaged outside and he was wearing armor. actually we didn't and he wasnt but the resource officer followed him inside and then we contained him. uh there was no RO actually and we were standing outside for an hour tasing parents,
BIDEN: god bless our honest sexy cops https://t.co/pwpi4qh1rf

— a hungry mouth (@AHUNGRYMOUTH) May 26, 2022

Joe Biden was not currently the President of the United States of America, but he would have liked to be:

Roe v. Wade is the law of the land, and we must fight any and all attempts to overturn it. As president, I will codify Roe into law and ensure this choice remains between a woman and her doctor. https://t.co/kaJbYWcYhL

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) October 5, 2019

I’ve warned about how overturning Roe risks a broader right to privacy for everyone.

The right to make the best decisions for your health.
The right to marry the person you love.

With your vote, you can act. You can have the final word. This is not over.

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) June 25, 2022

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/99/Catch22.jpg

the producers of the breitbart-backed movie about hunter biden apparently dropped a full trailer on truth social last night, and it is really something. pic.twitter.com/16aFQ0jYy0

— hannah gais (@hannahgais) August 26, 2022

"a robert davi film"

lol laurence fox is hunter biden?!?

Finally, a movie I want to see

Holy fuck I think I need to watch that

Ahahaha is that Gina Carano

lol

Biden spending 90% of his job mumbling and checked out then 10% of it hilariously shit talking while tearing through six months of goals in three weeks kind of makes him the most relatable president of all time

— Josh Raby (@JoshRaby) August 27, 2022

Robert Davi is an award-winning actor, screenwriter, director, producer and jazz vocalist.

apparently Davi has a longer history with the conservative media sphere, kind of a bummer, really enjoy him as a character actor in all his big hammy parts. looks like he is playing Brezhnev in an upcoming hagiographic Reagan biopic.

he did sing in The Goonies.

Hunter movie subset of this:

maga getting so mad at dark brandon they make him look badass pic.twitter.com/OlfceStjtA

— kilgore trout, death to putiner (@KT_So_It_Goes) August 26, 2022

"And this popped into my hands. And I was frustrated, like all of America watching that Biden story: the laptop story being buried, continually buried — except for people like [host Jesse Watters] that brought it forward. So when it came into my hands, I was like Peter Finch in ‘Network’ — I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore, as the American people are."

Davi said the film, like many other projects from the Irish-American documentarians behind it, was funded through crowd-sourcing.

So obviously the story they wanna tell is that the scandalous laptop “ruins everything” and that Joe loses as a result, which obviously didn’t happen, so they’re gonna have to lean into the whole voter fraud angle and I’m legitimately curious how hard they’re gonna do it

just wait for the GOP to take the house. they'll let everyone know, as, unfortunately, they are going to have to impeach biden for what he did

and, if they steal things competently enough, they are unfortunately going to have to have the DOJ prosecute biden. he'll probably die before that gets sorted out though

sorry, i just read an important op-ed titled "No, MAGA Republicans do not support ‘semi-fascism'", by Henry Olsen in the Washington Post. i am awash in a turd that has melted and i'm beginning to get used to the smells

Without reading further, I agree with Olsen's thesis!

I'm mad that the Hunter trailer made me feel begrudging respect for Adam McKay

add Network to the long list of artworks conservatives apparently did not watch or read in full lmao

"I can't seem to find anything but positive stuff on the Bidens."

Such a good line.

They 100% wanted to use "Bad Guy" in this trailer.

Bjork's "Hunter" would be surprisingly apt

Good week for right wing media accidentally making Biden cool.

The Hunter movie could have been great if Oliver Stone directed it while coked out of his gourd.

Without reading further, I agree with Olsen's thesis!

Right, no half measures for them.

The ironic thing is the perfect casting choice for Hunter would’ve been…Don Jr.

"I wanna know everything on that laptop that can ruin my erection."

"Erection, that is!"

https://i.imgur.com/YKDH4dP.jpg

"You're a chicken! And I'm a chicken hawk!"

The ironic thing is the perfect casting choice for Hunter would’ve been…Don Jr.

Holy shit that Hunter Biden movie looks awesome. I hope it begets a whole bunch of increasingly insane sequels, like the "Universal Soldier" franchise.

As a proud pro-labor President, I am reluctant to override the ratification procedures and the views of those who voted against the agreement. BUT!

I share workers’ concern about the inability to take leave to recover from illness or care for a sick family member. No one should have to choose between their job and their health – or the health of their children. I have pressed legislation and proposals to advance the cause of paid leave in my two years in office, and will continue to do so. Every other developed country in the world has such protections for its workers. 

BUT!

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2022/11/28/statement-from-president-joe-biden-on-averting-a-rail-shutdown/

Did Biden have relative freedom (or the benefit of the doubt) in his appointments and executive actions, and did he use that power well? Was he influenced (via his inner circle appointments) by his experience as VP? Or does it say more about his character? That it is better not to have too strong convictions (at the expense of the present or the problem at hand)?

In Dundalk, Joe Biden pays tribute to his cousin Rob Kearney, and his particular role on the memorable day at Soldier Field in Chicago where the Irish rugby team beat “the hell out of the Black and Tans” 👀

— Gavan Reilly (@gavreilly) April 12, 2023

Joe Biden, talking about his distant cousin Rob Kearney being in an Irish rugby team that beat the All Blacks, just said they “beat the hell out of the Black and Tans”.

Irish Twitter is going to have a field day. pic.twitter.com/QOohYaJ9TY

— Barry Malone (@malonebarry) April 12, 2023

Funny how he never mentions that the Bidens were originally from Sussex.

Can you blame him?