Joe Biden is (currently) President of the United States

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not impressed so far

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:09 (ten months ago) link

Good morning!

meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:09 (ten months ago) link

neanderthal lol

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:15 (ten months ago) link

Great, another US politics thread

scampish inquisition (gyac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:18 (ten months ago) link

also the fourth or fifth thread about joey joe joe junior shabadoo

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:19 (ten months ago) link

Great, another US politics thread

― scampish inquisition (gyac), Wednesday, January 20, 2021

pomenitul, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:25 (ten months ago) link

yet another big representation day for all wizards of making women uncomfortable

stylish but illegal (Simon H.), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:26 (ten months ago) link

good luck usa

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:27 (ten months ago) link

Continued from: Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, January 20, 2021 10:09 AM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I've repeatedly been told that that thread was the "Joe Biden sucks" thread. What attitude toward Joe Biden does this thread take?

jaymc, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:31 (ten months ago) link

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course

pomenitul, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:32 (ten months ago) link

Given that this is still ilx, it's going to be "Joe Biden sucks" here too, I'm predicting.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:33 (ten months ago) link

Joe Biden is president, still sucks, and this will be discussed at length in this and twenty other threads

scampish inquisition (gyac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:33 (ten months ago) link

Yeah, I mean, I'm sure people will talk about how much Joe Biden sucks wherever they like, but in that other thread, if I pushed back on "Joe Biden sucks" posts, I would be told "Hey, this is the 'Joe Biden sucks' thread, there are a bunch of other Joe Biden threads you can post on." Just want to get a sense of what's appropriate here.

jaymc, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:36 (ten months ago) link

just to clarify: this thread is intended solely for discussion of the long term viability and survival statistic rates for the north island brown kiwi (Apteryx mantelli)

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:39 (ten months ago) link

Hold on now, Trump still has another 10 minutes of so.

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:43 (ten months ago) link

Celebrity inauguration just another reminder of exactly how good policy should be, and strive to be, performed in as boring a way as is possible bg the least glamorous people in the room

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:45 (ten months ago) link

Inaugurations /= policy

meticulously crafted, socially responsible, morally upsta (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:51 (ten months ago) link

good duck usa

estela, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:58 (ten months ago) link

tbc it wasn’t pushing back on, or genuinely engaging with, “joe biden sucks” posts that got that response, it was complaints that there were “joe biden sucks” posts in the decade-and-a-half-long joe biden sucking thread, and wishes that people making individual posts about joe biden doing & saying new, specific things that sucked would instead make posts about joe biden smelling of vanilla and puppies.

Keen to learn about the migratory habits and camouflage patterns of various species of African moths in this new thread.

shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:58 (ten months ago) link

xpost: aw dammit

shivers me timber (sic), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 16:59 (ten months ago) link

APAB

Left, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:34 (ten months ago) link

tbc it wasn’t pushing back on, or genuinely engaging with, “joe biden sucks” posts that got that response, it was complaints that there were “joe biden sucks” posts in the decade-and-a-half-long joe biden sucking thread, and wishes that people making individual posts about joe biden doing & saying new, specific things that sucked would instead make posts about joe biden smelling of vanilla and puppies.

I don't feel like relitigating, but I'm hoping that this new thread can be a good all-purpose President Joe Biden thread and not be viewed as a "Joe Biden sucks" thread. Feel free, of course, to post about how Joe Biden sucks.

jaymc, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:43 (ten months ago) link

Why the need at all for a joe biden, prez, thread when there is tbf a us politics thread which he presumably now somewhat comes under the remit of

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:47 (ten months ago) link

#∞thread

Alba, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:47 (ten months ago) link

I made that point several times but idk you know how they are

scampish inquisition (gyac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:48 (ten months ago) link

Murrah and i do

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:49 (ten months ago) link

BoJo thread should get routinely updated in retaliation.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:49 (ten months ago) link

Would say we need a betting pool thread for the first coup but they already made it clear that Venezuela is top of the list.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:51 (ten months ago) link

also the fourth or fifth thread about joey joe joe junior shabadoo


I searched thread titles containing “Biden” earlier today and got 23 results (that was before this one)

Trump gave me 84 results, Obama 116 - don’t see jb getting quite so many. He has two RIP threads which might get some play before he reaches those numbers

Yelp for gyros (wins), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:54 (ten months ago) link

inshallah

Left, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:57 (ten months ago) link

Feel free, of course, to post about how Joe Biden sucks.

― jaymc, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:43 (fourteen minutes ago) link

We've got this.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:58 (ten months ago) link

https://www.whitehouse.gov/
we got new website

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 17:59 (ten months ago) link

Please let us just enjoy this for a day for a month.

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:00 (ten months ago) link

Joe Biden sucks, what has he done for me so far it’s been an hour

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:01 (ten months ago) link

Nobody is allowed to enjoy anything fyi, this cannot be news at this stage surely

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:04 (ten months ago) link

everyone is allowed to enjoy trump's humiliation

Left, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:06 (ten months ago) link

Now we can get back to business as usual: smart, responsible, and technically legal war crimes as well as a robust package of corporate kickbacks coupled with targeted (and likely temporary) social programs

— Edward Ongweso Jr (@bigblackjacobin) January 20, 2021

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:07 (ten months ago) link

Gurramahagutt cinnte

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:07 (ten months ago) link

xxp there just shouldn't be a "and trump lite is great" clause attached to the celebration of it

Left, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:08 (ten months ago) link

Lots of "Liberals howled when Trump ________________. But when Biden _____________ there wasn't a peep" madlib columns are itching to be filled out.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:09 (ten months ago) link

well tbf I haven't heard much liberal condemnation of biden's concentration camps yet

Left, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:09 (ten months ago) link

can we still call them that when a good guy is in charge

Left, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:10 (ten months ago) link

I still kinda can’t believe we made it.

Everything's Blue In This Whorl (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:13 (ten months ago) link

atm feeling mostly like we've been helplessly standing by as someone hacked their way through the dam that keeps us all from drowning, and Biden is the dude who is currently blocking that crude hole with his wizened body. I am thankful to have him plugging up the hole while we do something about the water that's currently up to our noses, and we'll see if he's able to do anything beyond that.

Vladislav Bibidonurtmi (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:15 (ten months ago) link

countdown to Biden reversing some Trumpian atrocity of an Executive Order later today and the Republicans immediately co-opting #Resist hashtag... 3... 2...

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:30 (ten months ago) link

i'm preparing to endure an enormous amount of bullshit from the left and the right for the rest of my life

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:40 (ten months ago) link

congratulations to america on their new rapist president

— abolish the police (@infinite_scream) January 20, 2021

Left, Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:40 (ten months ago) link

from the center it's all coming up roses tho

Joe Biden Stan Account (milo z), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:41 (ten months ago) link

itt we post tweets from republicans making fun of joe biden

jaymc, Sunday, 29 August 2021 14:41 (three months ago) link

i.e. the same content as anyone's dumbass racist cousin

shitbird in prospect (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 29 August 2021 15:07 (three months ago) link

Racist against Delawareans?

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 29 August 2021 15:40 (three months ago) link

outside the shared sense of humor, the content diverges, and that's where you'll find the racism. before or after the next show, maybe probe the minds at adjacent tables of the Joe Biden Funny Bone comedy club. you definitely aren't these people -- so what the fuck are you doing there?

shitbird in prospect (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 29 August 2021 16:05 (three months ago) link

I thought you found the racism in Joe's Senate career.

The formulation of 'only bad people make fun of Joe' and 'to prove this I'm just going to throw out the word racist' hasn't gotten less stupid since you tried it last.

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 29 August 2021 16:20 (three months ago) link

Maybe he wasn't nodding off, he just daydreamed about his glory days palling around with Strom Thurmond. Whomst among us doesn't daydream of better times?

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 29 August 2021 16:22 (three months ago) link

please. save this material for your peers at the Funny Bone. don't waste it on me.

shitbird in prospect (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:06 (three months ago) link

There are legit things to dislike Biden for so you don’t have to post heavily edited misleading videos by right wingers.

Bach on harmonica! (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:35 (three months ago) link

That also are just”Biden old lol”

Bach on harmonica! (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:36 (three months ago) link

I know they have the same last name, but milo z and xyzzz z__ are different posters

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:37 (three months ago) link

I see that it was xyzzzz who posted that, sorry Milo. You are right that his career had been garbage up to this point.

Bach on harmonica! (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 29 August 2021 17:39 (three months ago) link

itt we post tweets from republicans making fun of joe biden

― jaymc, Sunday, 29 August 2021 bookmarkflaglink

That's right

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 29 August 2021 18:22 (three months ago) link

Looking for the Joe Vibin thread.

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 29 August 2021 18:38 (three months ago) link

three weeks pass...

THREAD: Biden is reportedly nominating a former judge, Keva Landrum, to be U.S. Atty in New Orleans. The history of this judge’s illegal behavior and violent crimes will shock you to the core.

— Alec Karakatsanis (@equalityAlec) September 20, 2021

papal hotwife (milo z), Monday, 20 September 2021 20:28 (two months ago) link

Will it though? My inner core is insulated and very difficult to shock

typo punishment #4: it feels better to me to be like there, this (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 September 2021 20:36 (two months ago) link

will have to insulation resistance test on you to confirm this, just grab these two metal probes of this Megger, pal!

calzino, Monday, 20 September 2021 20:40 (two months ago) link

AGGHHHHHHHHAHHAHHGHHHHHH

typo punishment #4: it feels better to me to be like there, this (Karl Malone), Monday, 20 September 2021 22:59 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Joe Biden just flew by my window in a helicopter, then in air force one about 30 minutes later.

joygoat, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 21:51 (one month ago) link

wow that guy is the President!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 21:56 (one month ago) link

he sure is. but not according to the protesters at his thing this afternoon, I guess

joygoat, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 22:00 (one month ago) link

he can fly a helicopter and a plane, busy guy

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 23:23 (one month ago) link

they won't let him drive his Corvette anymore, they took away the keys

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 23:33 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

he can still drive it in his mind

For at least the fourth time, Biden told a vivid story this week about a conversation with an old Amtrak friend who had actually been dead for more than a year at the earliest time such a conversation could've possibly happened.

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Saturday, 23 October 2021 20:33 (one month ago) link

At least he didn't claim to have liberated the camps (yet).

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 23 October 2021 22:01 (one month ago) link

He has repeatedly claimed to have been arrested trying to meet Nelson Mandela tbf

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 24 October 2021 00:20 (one month ago) link

finally! Dems have a Reagan! Now if he only he could notch those 1981 legislative successes.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 October 2021 00:21 (one month ago) link

Did he say Mandela or did he say "that fella from the island"?

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 24 October 2021 00:32 (one month ago) link

that fella from Mandela

can't you rhyme?

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 24 October 2021 00:32 (one month ago) link

Jack Mandela

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 24 October 2021 01:42 (one month ago) link

I have to admit the Let’s Go Brandon thing makes me chuckle

Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Sunday, 24 October 2021 02:04 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

now this is the kind of political crisis I've been craving

🚨 | BREAKING: Joe Biden ‘broke wind’ infront of Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall.

‘It was long and loud and impossible to ignore. Camilla hasn’t stopped talking about it’

Via @MoS_Politics

— Politics For All (@PoliticsForAlI) November 6, 2021

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:18 (three weeks ago) link

Joe Fartin'

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:23 (three weeks ago) link

Constitutional crisis

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:35 (three weeks ago) link

If only he had crop dusted the Queen.

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:41 (three weeks ago) link

Trump already did

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:52 (three weeks ago) link

No future

Cool Im An Situation (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 November 2021 04:58 (three weeks ago) link

The fart that launched 1000 shits

just staying (Karl Malone), Sunday, 7 November 2021 05:24 (three weeks ago) link

maybe i like joe biden now

certified juice therapist (harbl), Sunday, 7 November 2021 12:55 (three weeks ago) link

Wish I had voted for Joe now oh wait

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 7 November 2021 13:18 (three weeks ago) link

BREAKING:

siffleur’s mom (wins), Sunday, 7 November 2021 14:03 (three weeks ago) link

long airplane flights exacerbate such conditions donchaknow

note that no American politician has been a larger advocate for traveling by rail

coincidence?

i say nay

gin and catatonic (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 7 November 2021 14:05 (three weeks ago) link

a senior-level official confirms that "Joe always seems to sit by the window and asks for it to be cracked a little - or a lot"

just staying (Karl Malone), Sunday, 7 November 2021 16:36 (three weeks ago) link

The Silent Killer from MBNA

papal hotwife (milo z), Sunday, 7 November 2021 16:39 (three weeks ago) link

two weeks pass...

White House pool report says Biden will stay in the vacation home of David Rubenstein, co-founder of the Carlyle Group, in Nantucket

— Jeff Stein (@JStein_WaPo) November 23, 2021

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 01:23 (six days ago) link

There once was a home in Nantucket

popcornoscenti (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 06:17 (six days ago) link

where the president stayed and I said, "Fuck it."

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 10:29 (six days ago) link

when he called for a vote

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 November 2021 23:10 (six days ago) link

they thought he said scrote

nickn, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 23:20 (six days ago) link

Then he suddenly kicked the bucket?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 24 November 2021 23:29 (six days ago) link

Where the president felt a bit yuck, it
Felt a right undie-filler
But he noticed camilla
So he lifted his arse cheek and snuck it

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 November 2021 00:03 (five days ago) link


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