succession scenarios for Joe Biden

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What's next for Diamond Joe?

runs for reelection in 2024 and serves his full term
runs for reelection but dies before the election
announces he will not run for reelection and serves a full term
announces he will not run for reelection and dies before the end of his term
resigns before the end of his term


Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 20:55 (one week ago) link

personally I suspect one-term pledge before the end of 2022

Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 20:56 (one week ago) link

washes and waxes Firebird, gets in, drives off cliff.

Have any of your Prezzes voluntarily done one term before?

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chap, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 20:57 (one week ago) link

James Knox Polk, famously

Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 20:58 (one week ago) link

copying and pasting this from the other thread, so later i can look back and be like "see, i called it" and then other people will be like "we all knew that, everyone knew that, we plan out our future and watch it unfold, this is the era of magic"

the kamala conspiracy thing is going to be evergreen until literally inauguration day 2025 - all the way up to january whatever, after the 2024 election, there will still be moms just worried SICK about the inevitability that joe is about to step down and install evil kamala harris as president

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, January 12, 2021 2:58 PM (0 seconds ago)

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:00 (one week ago) link

He serves a full term. These guys never die he’s got an island full of clones to harvest body parts from. On the whole, I’d rather have a “not all there” Biden than a fully functional Trump.

Boring United Methodist Church (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:04 (one week ago) link

he'll serve his full term BUT it's because presidents get the best medical care (see: whatever Trump took for Covid-19) AND/OR because all reptilians receive secret experimental medical care

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:07 (one week ago) link

I'm joking about the "Parts: The Clonus Horror" thing, but! in the back of my mind I have a (pretty) little man with a tinfoil hat whispering to me: "You can get the best health care in the world and still die; why are these chuds seemingly immortal?"

Boring United Methodist Church (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:11 (one week ago) link

Dies in Feb before he's had a chance to announce any plans

Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:12 (one week ago) link

killed by Chozen in final karate battle in front of devastated Mr Miyagi

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:13 (one week ago) link

no option for "dies before announcing whether he is running for reelection"

shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:21 (one week ago) link

nor for "is sent to live on a nice farm"

shivers me timber (sic), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:22 (one week ago) link

Reveals himself to be a robot sent back from the future to kill the Dems

Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:23 (one week ago) link

James Knox Polk, famously

― Canon in Deez (silby), Tuesday, January 12, 2021 2:58 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Rutherford B Hayes, too

jaymc, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:25 (one week ago) link

Has stroke during reelection announcement speech, wins election while in coma, wakes up in 2026, starts war against his dream enemies

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:25 (one week ago) link

Reproduces thru asexual budding, becomes President in perpetuity as the constitution has nothing to say about clones

Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 21:26 (one week ago) link

pulls off mask, is really Emilio Estevez

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 January 2021 22:05 (one week ago) link

Hadns over to Ornaldo Bloomos

Mark G, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 22:11 (one week ago) link

Buddy typing korectr

Mark G, Tuesday, 12 January 2021 22:11 (one week ago) link


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