Free as a Dodo: UK Politics Welcomes 2021

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Asked if he would describe Meghan Markle’s treatment in the mainstream press as “racist”, Keir Starmer says “I wouldn’t.” pic.twitter.com/sLzo9nFoQe

— Liam Young (@liamyoung) April 11, 2021

that sounds like something a racist would say

i want bad things to happen to this man

Who was doing the asking, anyone?

public service broadcaster giving the paedo a platform to eulogise the racist. fuck britain

legally approved ethnic cleansing. details worse than the headline. fuck britain x2

A tribunal has ruled that a Filipino woman & her 2 sons can be evicted for having a "less durable connection with the area" than her landlord's daughter, who's moving in.

Yep, they really said the quiet part out loud.

My exclusive for @novaramedia: https://t.co/Dnvbt96s3M

— Rivkah Brown (@RivkahBrown) April 11, 2021

b-b-b-but some landlords are really nice people it's only 99.9% of them that confirm they are an enemy class scum of the earth that need wiping out.

another "politically homeless" person

Can’t live in council housing because the waiting list is 14 years. Cant rent private housing because they don’t accept people on universal credit . Cool

— 💯 (@wank_666) April 10, 2021

Lol I wondered why Labour weren't making that much of a fuss about it. https://t.co/ZA61CxDO2I

— Lex Greensleaze (@misslucyp) April 11, 2021

a very constructive and forensic lol!

Keir Starmer says the monarchy is “the one institution for which the faith of the British people has never faltered.”

what a formidable self-clowning game, talk like a simpering fucking idiot because everyone is stupid!

"what was the english civil war" might be one for that Keir Starmer googling account

lol xp King Charles I of England's headless ghost would like a word with Keith

Besides the English revolution and republic, may people were extremely lukewarm - to say the least - about the institution of monarchy during the reigns of George III and IV, James II, and more tbh

How many assassination attempts did Victoria survive again?

Honestly this guy is such a dimwit he can't even get his phoney baloney attempts at patriotism right.

and not a word about the totp reruns. feeling politically homeless right now.

Kieth once said Harold is his fave Labour PM. At least he could play the royal brown-nosing game without sounding like such an obsequious moron or at least not as much as one!

Wilson seems like such a bastion of old Labour values now which is much more a reflection of how far the Party's fallen than it is on Wilson

Plus he was a daddy, not a sad centrist stepdad

He was good at politics.

Very unlike KS.

In fairness, it was specifically within Philip's lifetime that the quote referred to - it might still need an asterisk for Diana and Andrew, mind.

he was a very very clever show-off who would often nettle members of his cabinet by trying to impress on them how much more knowledgeable he was about their portfolio than they ever would be. Even people from the Labour Left who considered him a devious untrustworthy fucker considered him a very sharp operator.

Kieth can slay a Fabian Society audience dead with his hilarious anecdote

thanks for the nuance, Andrew!

https://bylinetimes.com/2021/04/13/special-investigation-mind-boggling-us-experts-speak-out-against-appointment-of-new-uk-government-counter-extremism-chief/

New counter-extremism chief has extensive links to Heritage Foundation/ Gatestone / Douglas Murray shocker.

(from beeb)
"Prime Minister Boris Johnson's suggestion that lockdown has played a significant part in reducing coronavirus infection levels is backed up by the data, says Prof Sir David Spiegelhalter"

Feels like a strange thing to mention just two days after lifting a lot of lockdown rules.

They're just trying to prove it works by pushing infection rates back up.

I presume they consider "Great Replacement" proponents just part of a robust discussion on race rather than white nationalist extremists. These days you get arrested and thrown in jail for posting lol dead Phillip memes.

Paywalled but my assumption would be this article from him follows that line of thinking.

Policymakers and analysts must be careful not to confuse mainstream conservative political positions with the far right, writes @RobinSimcox https://t.co/0iTluqxTZS

— Red Box (@timesredbox) March 29, 2021

I see Liz Kendall making demeaning comments about supermarket workers in parliament went down well yesterday. She's so Tory it's beyond her to advocate for one group of underpaid workers without shitting on another to maintain some balance.

Not sure if this sparkling bit of content has been shared yet, where Sir Queef goes all out for the youth vote by... coming out in favour of VAR??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao_9jNe9nc8

(at 9:33 in, unilad banter fans)

Starmer’s #PMQs Line of Duty reference and reaction from MPs pic.twitter.com/GU4PuskQ0U

— Jon Stone (@joncstone) April 14, 2021

oh no

Mother of God

he could improve this by saying "please laugh" after the joke imo

Kieth would it have killed you to just add “like in the BBC’s award-winning drama Line Of Duty” at the end, come on

that was almost as clunky as when Cameron tried namedropping "Games of Thrones" at pmq's

He should have referenced the unrealistic fictional comedy character Kieth Starmer

Do you hate anyone enough to get them a ticket to see Matt Forde chat to Peter Mandelson, Jess Phillips and Esther McVey at The Garrick? https://t.co/MKY1kUs9Ei

— Frank Owen's Legendary Paintbrush (@WarmongerHodges) April 14, 2021

jesus wept

Invitation to a Braindeading

it says it all really that the least objectionable guest is a tory baroness

What's the Brighton Bomber up to these days?

i had a similar thought but they'd have to be lucky three times

NEW: Labour has suspended Liverpool Councillor Sarah Morton pending an investigation following her social media comments about the Duke of Edinburgh https://t.co/4R6hackeJd

— Liam Thorp 💙 (@LiamThorpECHO) April 14, 2021

Posting a link to a Metro article titled 'The best of Prince Philip's gaffes, quotes and quips', Cllr Morton wrote: "Just a list of reasons why the world is a better place without this fascist piece of inbred s*** in it."

I wish more Labour MP's had the bottle that Sarah has.

An Evertonian too, to boot. She'll have the government's new counter-extremism czar on her tail if she's not careful.

I'll always have immense respect for people who don't play the game, and a quite few of the very few decent Labour MP's that are left - played the fucking game last week!

It reminds me (bear with me here) of that 'TWTWTW' episode after the jfk shooting, where they went full mourning and tribute. Possibly more shocking in retrospect, they'd have been better off just not doing the show at all.

bloody hell how old r U Mark? !

Yes, not posting anything would be another way of demonstrating that you are not going to have performative mourning imposed on you by the deranged British media, nor from peer pressure or from the appalling establishment lick-spittle Labour leader. But shame the devil I say.

Tom D: do you think they are coming for the Evertonians?