Free as a Dodo: UK Politics Welcomes 2021

usual philistine cobblers on ilx

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EtgOhGtWgAEw9E7?format=jpg&name=large

lol *secret* plans of sending irrelevant fringe royals to Scotland to promote the union is it. It's absolute nonce-sense, his brother Andrew has much greater public recognition. Edward's only famous moment of note in the last two decades was a fictional version of him saying "cunty". That the addled minds in govt are even putting this out this risible proposition has a pure fuhrerbunker desperation to it.

i'd send somebody harder tbh

the last toughie Battenberg is still looking for his head!

anyway didn't they try this shit last time

big Gordie Broon will save the empire when it matters

either that or ship all the Ulster prods back over

Focus groups have revealed most people's respect for royalty would increase if they murdered people in cold blood with their own hands like int old days. So a royal death match where the prize is some grandiloquent sounding Scottish title could be a winner.

genuinely forgot that edward existed tbh

quite taken with the idea of trapping him in the twee shortbread-tin hell of edinburgh castle tho

oh wait, holyrood palace? fuck that

they should concentrate on his strengths which are ..erm... he's never been to Epstein's chamber of child abuse and he went bald when he was 12.

looking forward to him claiming the vacant post indy throne

Was It's A Royal Knockout all in vain?

There are actual songs about how royal Edwards can gtf how did they see this ending well?

looking forward to him claiming the vacant post indy throne

Yes, we haven't a ding dong between England and Scotland over royal succession for far too long. Time for a Jacobite revival!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-55960355

Boris Johnson is planning to reverse controversial reforms of the NHS in England, a leaked document reveals.

The changes would see a reduced role for the private sector, while a system of contracts being put out to tender, with health groups sometimes competing against each other, would be scrapped.

The draft policy paper also says the health secretary would take more direct control over NHS England.

It would sweep away reforms introduced by David Cameron's government in 2012.

Can't wait to be disappointed by what this really is (my guess is removing "bureaucracy" i.e. regulatory oversight from contract awards.

if it sounds too good to be true then ....

Fucking idiot

How’s romancing the Daily Heil going for you Keith? pic.twitter.com/xSEqX0ZIy0

— Gem (@Project_Coup) February 7, 2021

2/1 Heart Attack
5/1 Quits
25/1 Loses shit and lamps random MP in the House

This isn’t going anywhere good:

EXCL: Attempts by far-left activists to “hijack” movements including Black Lives Matter & Extinction Rebellion are being investigated in a review ordered by Govt

Lord Walney is leading the new probe on violence & disruption on the hard left and far righthttps://t.co/CqBwiksGEc

— Lucy Fisher (@LOS_Fisher) February 7, 2021

"Lord Walney" how convenient that a confirmed sex pest is referred to by his title rather than the name he was known for as a Labour MP.

why would the left bother hijacking an apolitical movement like ER?

I'm going advance socialism standing on top of a fucking train dressed like Swampy!

God forbid that BLM be taken over by Leftists

I'm going to change my name to Lord Dowdy - I'm now a completely new person with a clean slate!

Woodcock was nominated for a life peerage in the 2019 Dissolution Honours, along with four other former Labour MPs who had backed Johnson's Brexit deal or endorsed the Conservatives in the election. He was created Baron Walney, of the Isle of Walney in the County of Cumbria and will sit as a non-affiliated life peer.[36]

The dissolute honours for Brexiter sex pests, kicked upstairs as reward for successful political infiltration.

Tbf this makes him the ideal candidate to investigate creeping (and) radicalisation

even the CuKs wouldn't touch Woodcock with a bargepole and iirc at the time he was making noises like he wanted to join them.

How much CuK would a Woodcock CuK if a Woodcock could Cuk wood

far right thrown in that tweet as an afterthought when there were hours of footage of fascists standing around statues and attacking the police.

even the CuKs wouldn't touch Woodcock with a bargepole and iirc at the time he was making noises like he wanted to join them.

Heavy breathing?

yes some heavy breathing and then doing the traditional sacred Nando's dance of the melt tribe.

A GLASGOW man has been charged with allegedly sending an offensive tweet after Captain Sir Tom Moore's death.

The man, 35, was arrested by cops in connection with the vile slur against the war hero on social media.

ffs!

here it is

rest in peace captain Tom moore. rest in peace baby cakes. it’s a shame you never got to see eurovision 2021. you would have loved this years eurovision.

— minister for yassification (@eimhin_sor) February 2, 2021

good thing there are no cops itt keeping an eye out for any offensive content

A Police Scotland spokesperson said: "On Friday, 5 February, 2021, we received a report of an offensive tweet about Sir Captain Tom Moore who died on Tuesday, 2 February.

"A 35-year-old man has subsequently been arrested and charged in connection with communication offences and is due to appear at Lanark Sheriff Court on Wednesday, 17 February."

"Charged in connection with communication offences".. How is this real?

Are we sure this guy's from Glasgow, that's very tame and inoffensive.

I've seen a lot more stronger material than that from another Scottish poster on twitter, jesus this guy practically took a shit in his coffin and he never got arrested

Captain Tom's last words: "I don't wanna go (to the Hague)" pic.twitter.com/SIPpwZpALJ

— Professor Piss Shitty (@doctor___fuck) February 2, 2021

Deleted all my Captain Tom tweets but maintain that he is a [redacted] who [redacted] [redacted]s to [redacted] his [redacted] at [redacted] during [redacted] https://t.co/z6C8jVbPRM

— Professor Piss Shitty (@doctor___fuck) February 8, 2021

Ibterested to see how this works legally given that he's a REDACTED corpse

"good thing there are no cops itt keeping an eye out for any offensive content"

erm.. yes phew. oh hang on, brb it sounds like my front door is getting smashed in with a battering ram!

someone is suggesting he was probably reported locally by some radge orange bastard rather than the gestapo sweeping twitter for disrespectful tweet for the dead [redacted] [redacted] nonce!

Sectarian vibe of the tweet might be more of an issue than the Cap'n Tom Tom Club subject matter

someone is suggesting he was probably reported locally by some radge orange bastard rather than the gestapo sweeping twitter for disrespectful tweet for the dead (redacted)(redacted)nonce!

well that's the green light for my series of finely etched lithographs portraying the bad captain on his journey to hell!

Diane Abbott otm about how Hostile Environment has played a big role in eroding trust in the government and helped to foster vaccine skepticism in BAME/immigrant communities.

Di più direi; ma ’l venire e ’l sermone
più lungo esser non può, però ch’i’ veggio
là surger nuovo fummo del sabbione.

Gente vien con la quale esser non deggio.
Sieti raccomandato il mio Tesoro
nel qual io vivo ancora, e più non cheggio».

Poi si rivolse, e parve di coloro
che corrono a Verona il drappo verde
per la campagna; e parve di costoro

quelli che perde, non colui che vince.

Learned yesterday that a friend who works in finance has to go into the office every day because the finance sector officially counts as essential workers.

Looking forward to the clap for hedge funds initiative.

someone is suggesting he was probably reported locally by some radge orange bastard

I don't think there's much doubt an Orange bastard will be behind it.