ILx "first mentions" part 2

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DJP, Monday, 9 November 2020 18:26 (one year ago) link

previous thread: ILx "first mentions"

DJP, Monday, 9 November 2020 18:26 (one year ago) link

I like the idea, but those quote marks mean the thread doesn't show up in a title search for some reason.

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Monday, 9 November 2020 18:28 (one year ago) link

ugh

DJP, Monday, 9 November 2020 18:32 (one year ago) link

There are quotation marks in the original and people managed

Gab B. Nebsit (wins), Monday, 9 November 2020 18:33 (one year ago) link

Gardyloo!

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 November 2020 18:38 (one year ago) link

There, now anytime you want to find this thread, search for "Gardyloo!"

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 November 2020 18:38 (one year ago) link

ILX “first mentions” part 2: first mention harder!

A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 9 November 2020 18:47 (one year ago) link

let me be the first to mention someone i THINK you're going to be hearing a lot about, in the 2040s:

Ed Porfin

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 November 2020 18:48 (one year ago) link

in addition: GloboCom Ltd

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 November 2020 18:49 (one year ago) link

Gardyloo liebes echo

The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 9 November 2020 18:52 (one year ago) link

wasn't GloboCom a recurring fake company on Mr Show for which we already have threads?

sarahell, Monday, 9 November 2020 18:55 (one year ago) link

GloboChem

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 9 November 2020 18:55 (one year ago) link

thank you!!

sarahell, Monday, 9 November 2020 18:57 (one year ago) link

yep, this is totally different

GloboCom Ltd

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 November 2020 18:58 (one year ago) link

ILX "second mentions", part 1

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Monday, 9 November 2020 18:58 (one year ago) link

Rona.

ugh.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, September 20, 2004 5:41 PM (sixteen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

kinder, Monday, 9 November 2020 19:07 (one year ago) link

my parents were going to name me COVID-19, was so awkward this year

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 November 2020 19:08 (one year ago) link

For a moment there I was wondering if the last thread was locked because "liking Joe Lieberman" was crossing the line. I wouldn't have been totally surprised.

Evan, Monday, 9 November 2020 19:20 (one year ago) link

read that as "licking Joe Lieberman" and was about to go to Moderator Request forum

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 November 2020 19:22 (one year ago) link

Hillis 3000 wrote this on thread Jay-Z / Nas hip-hop throw down? & other throw-downs? Pt. 2: The Saga Continues. on board I Love Music on May 3, 2002
Damn, yo! This is gettin like the old board (which is a GOOD thing, this new thread was gettin too "watered" down - sports, movies, etc)... Kaptivate, you ain't bout to start throwin pig fucker jokes at me?

No Limit and Cash Money were definitely gimmicks. Master P "Bout It" in every song was doomed to get old. Plus they dropped an album every week. He flooded the market and THAT'S why No Limit fell off. Now, if Nas dropped a Braveheart like No Limit did every other week, and appeared on every song saying "Ill Will" all the time, then he would have dropped off the map, too. Fortunately, Nas didn't do that. He's a better businessman. And Cash Money has gotten old. I'll give you that, too. I'm not arguing for every rapper the South puts out. Unlike YOU, just cause a nigga is hot on ONE song or does a phantom mixtape that no one else hears, is no reason for me to come on here and go blah, blah, blah (insert something about lyrics here), my coast is all that. But get real. You have the nerve to clown No Limit and Cash Money and THEN represent for COR-FUCKING-MEGA???!!! Nigga, are you out of your mind???!!! WHEN, nigga, WHEN has Cormega done anything REMOTELY influential in hip-hop? And what about you reppin Chino XL? Or AZ? Or even the "Poetical Prophets?" And you always overlook Nas and them "Bravehearts" fuckers. Yeah, nigga, that album with Da Bridge 2001 and when he first mentions Bleek and the ROC. If them niggas don't suck toes, then they definitely suck ass. You reppin Nas will always be mad respectable, but Mobb Deep? AZ? Cormega? Bravehearts? Aw naw, hell naw, that's when you done up and done it!

And since we on the subject of East Coast wackness and flunkies, those aren't all the wack sideshows, dummies... Wu Tang Killer Bees? Where the fuck are they from? East Coast? Them niggas suck major dick. And what about Smif and Wessun, Jeru the Damaja, Memphis Bleek, Amil, Drag-On, G-Dep, Shyne, Billy Bathgate, P. Diddy, Ja Rule and a lot more? You love to point out Project Pat, but you sure like to forget about every dickhead "lyricist" that claims NY or Philly.

Kap, it seems that Southerners aren't the only one watching BET and getting there info. Like I said, if you think every Southerner raps about platinum this and that, then it's clear that you're just plain ignorant. It's mad cool if you don't like the Southern style, but to say it's about ice, ice, ice... that's just flat out STUPID. Maybe you get that from the radio, but you don't actually get that from a Southern CD. I actually get my views from CDs, and not just BET or 101 point whatever (W-insert three more letters).

That "past success" stuff I spat was one of the truest things ever about hip-hop and it DEFINITELY includes Escobar. Just cause he got off on Stillmatic, doesn't change the fact that in your eyes, everything he does is gold because of what you heard in 1994. If you gon sit up here and tell me that I Am and Nastradamus weren't some of the shittiest albums on wax, then you're crazy. Some cats on here liked I Am, which I guess I can see, but come on. Be real. I Am's impact was minimal at best. And Nastradamus just made Esco look stupid. But of course you don't know that because you always claim that "Nas never fell off." NEGRO PLEASE! Nas fell off, swam in the mud, made a few mud pies, THEN he decided to get up off the ground and make Stillmatic. And if you really think Stillmatic deserved five mics, then you need to take a step back and look at yourself in the mirror. You're lying to yourself, dun. A big fat one is being told by Kaptivate to The Best. Stillmatic is successful because of the beef with Jay. And you KNOW it. And I remember you sayin half the tracks on Stillmatic are better than Ether. YEAH FUCKING RIGHT! I'll give Nas props on "One Mic" even though I don't like it. Maybe that's tighter. Got Ureself A Gun was wack, and the video EVEN WACKER! Ether is by far better than 95% of the rest of the album.

Kap, you must have been DOWN HEAH too long, because every time you post against Pac, you ALWAYS go "HENNESSY/ENEMIES." You actually think that's all Pac mentions? And son, if you really think Stillmatic or even Illmatic is better than All Eyez On Me... I'm just gonna give you that look again. You know that look. You can't really think that. You just type that on here to rep Nas, but deep down inside, you really don't think Nas has an album better than All Eyez On Me. Do you? You can't. Come on, now. Be real. If so, us Southern Baptists will all ask the Lord to lead you from the dark path you are on or at least give you a diamond studded platinum watch to see with...

I'm Clumsy Smurf and Papa Smurf rolled into one... I drop knowledge! Get it? HA!

I could post this whole damn song, but I'm gonna pick out a few quotes just for Best. I'm sure he'll know the song...

"The don, all the time, with all the shine, you small time, I ball with mine, links, minks, Bentley, it's all with mine... feel like a million dollars, feel me holler, to the max with the Benz and chrome wheeled Impalas..." - NASTY NAS TO ESCOBAR

Throw it like a stallion, you wearin my medallion? Lyrical genius my ASS... And you clown Ludacris?

I'm out like Nas from 1997-2000 because he had fallen off HARD. Peace!

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 9 November 2020 19:23 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

He according to legend he was was a bit of a pansexual fuckfest .
― anthony, Friday, August 10, 2001 7:00 PM (nineteen years ago)

Karl Malone, Saturday, 12 December 2020 00:48 (one year ago) link

breakfast, fuckfest, lunch, and dinner

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 December 2020 01:10 (one year ago) link

ilx third, sixth, and seventh mentions

I mean the hot prison fuckfest on HBO.
― anthony, Tuesday, August 21, 2001 7:00 PM (nineteen years ago)

David , GEoff and Anthony in a non stop sailor fuckfest
― anthony, Thursday, November 1, 2001 7:00 PM (nineteen years ago)

Momus bought me a g&t, he was kabarett selling his plush velour jump suit, he played all the hits, most of them sex ridden and decadent. he wore his analouge baroque wig that made him look like Lord Rochester and David Bowie in a eternal fuckfest . i took notes and will blog it all . Stero Total was amazing punk pop if by punk you meant the cramps and pop you meant francois hardy. david didnt come the motherfucker.
― anthony, Monday, November 5, 2001 7:00 PM (nineteen years ago)

Karl Malone, Saturday, 12 December 2020 01:14 (one year ago) link

anthony was like the babe ruth of early 21st century fuckfests, 40% of the first ten mentions

Karl Malone, Saturday, 12 December 2020 01:14 (one year ago) link

it's like bootyflakes and

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, 12 December 2020 01:18 (one year ago) link

truly improv everywhere

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 December 2020 02:09 (one year ago) link

I don’t think Oz really had enough sex to be called a fuckfest. Fuck double-bill maybe.

onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Saturday, 12 December 2020 04:00 (one year ago) link

It was definitely a peenfest, which is often mistaken for a fuckfest.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Saturday, 12 December 2020 05:11 (one year ago) link

(FYI, first-mention fans: the previous post appears to have featured the coinage of popular future ILX catchphrase 'peenfest'.)

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Saturday, 12 December 2020 05:14 (one year ago) link

Popular ILX gestalt

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 12 December 2020 08:43 (one year ago) link

five months pass...

fuck anthony fantano that guy is a waste of breath

― bish (bosch), don't kill my vibe (rennavate), Wednesday, December 19, 2012 5:09 PM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink

wasdnuos (abanana), Saturday, 22 May 2021 02:13 (one year ago) link

There, now anytime you want to find this thread, search for "Gardyloo!"

― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, November 9, 2020

first mention:

When they pitch their shit into space, do they holler "Gardyloo!", as Edinburgh etiquette (never mind the oxymoron) requires?

― Aimless (Aimless), Thursday, June 16, 2005

What's It All About, Althea? (Aimless), Saturday, 22 May 2021 03:11 (one year ago) link

Too tired to say much, but great revive. Back in what? '92? Little Earthquakes knocked my block off, and for precisely the extravagances Tim highlights. You could hear the Kate Bush love, but at the same time it sounded almost sui generis, and at its best raw and artful all at once.

― rogermexico (rogermexico), Tuesday, October 18, 2005

visiting, Saturday, 22 May 2021 05:31 (one year ago) link


Someone may have addressed this, but... I, too, am on track to become a labor lawyer. If your school offers any labor/employment law classes, take them. I work at a union-side law firm right now and my hiring was contingent on my having taken labor law. You aren't foreclosed from being a labor attorney if you don't take labor and employment classes, but it will make you more attractive to potential employers. The most important thing, I think, is to get some experience, either working for a labor law firm or in some sort of public interest worker rights capacity, presuming you want to work union/worker side.

Oh and also? Labor lawyers don't make much more than public interest attorneys. At least the good guys don't. Sorry.

Also, my philosphy for second and third year was to take classes that a) were labor and employment related and b) interesting because look, I'm tired of law school and I will not sit in a class of 100 people to listen to someone drone on about secured transactions, nor will I read because just thinking the words "secured transactions" gives me a headahce. A class of 13 people discussing public sector labor law or critical race theory, though? I'm totally into it. Given how stupid expensive law school is, I don't want to waste my money taking a class that I won't attend or care about. But that's just me.

― Party Time Country Female (pullapartgirl), Wednesday, August 23, 2006 4:09 PM (fourteen years ago)

Alba, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 18:50 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Theoretically, everyone would just post to it. And be ok with reading things that weren’t immediately about their favorite team. They’d be flexible and wouldn’t be bothered, and the thread would be busy. At least two major arguments would occur. It would be great for everyone #onethread #ilbnation

― Karl Malone, Sunday, February 3, 2019 9:38 PM bookmarkflaglink

not up to Aerosmith standards (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 01:29 (eleven months ago) link

Tim Robinson first mention, in SNL thread:

Johnny Fever
Posted: September 7, 2012 at 7:28:10 PM
I hate to pigeonhole, but I'm thinking the Aidy girl was brought in because Melissa McCarthy's hosting gig went over so well. Also, look for some Adele sketches.

I don't have a read on the Tim guy yet.

KEEP HONKING -- I'M BOBOING (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 02:45 (eleven months ago) link

two months pass...

brad whitford's impotent rage (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved) wrote this on thread US POLITICS: Congratulation to USA for their upcoming health on board I Love Everything on Apr 30, 2010

as far as I can tell from this clip, at least one AZ rep thinks this bill is really maybe about something else i.e. placating the embryonic-rights-as-a-person brigade

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her Facebook suggests she is an awesome & funny person

Kyrsten Sinema: thank God the animal/human hybrid ban bill just passed the Senate and is on its way to the Governor. Now our state will be safe from those dangerous centaurs

Precious, Grace, Hill & Beard LTD. (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 1 October 2021 19:49 (eight months ago) link

Better review that DC bill once more just in case.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 1 October 2021 19:51 (eight months ago) link

five months pass...

ANML wrote this on thread De coole fimpjes draad on board De Subjectivisten on 19-Feb-2009

Geen filmpje, maar het is wel leuk: http://www.mastergiraffe.com/index.php/music/turn-your-lastfm-profile-into-a-wordle-image/

Hiermee kan je van je top artists of tracks een "wordle" maken. Ook erg leuk als wallpaper.

conrad, Wednesday, 2 March 2022 14:33 (three months ago) link

ShariVari wrote this on thread From To The Polar Lands - Rolling Russia / "Near Abroad" News Thread on board I Love Everything on 26-Feb-2019

Tymoshenko has turned up the heat in the Ukrainian election race by starting impeachment proceedings against Poroshenko:

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2019/02/ukraine-begins-poroshenko-impeachment-process-190226085343173.html

Volodymyr Zelensky, a comedian who starred in a hit comedy show about a normal guy running for president to tackle corruption, and then decided to do it irl, has raced past Tymoshenko and Poroshenko to lead almost all polls by some distance now. It would be an interesting story about a (relatively) down-to-earth David taking on two oligarch Goliaths if it wasn’t for the very strong possibility / probability that he is a front for their eternal frenemy Ihor Kolomoyskyi, who owns the channel the show aired on.

Dan Worsley, Wednesday, 2 March 2022 14:45 (three months ago) link


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