let's see where your lordship over global supply chains gets you THEN, jeff
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 8 June 2021 15:39 (two years ago) link
the middle of the sun - that's where christ lives
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 8 June 2021 15:40 (two years ago) link
His fiery Throne
― imago, Tuesday, 8 June 2021 15:46 (two years ago) link
the sad thing is, i'm pretty sure bezos really DOES have an iron man suit prototype somewhere deep down in his cargo shorts, and he would probably annihilate the sun and claim this solar system as a new base for his galaxy supply chain
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 8 June 2021 15:49 (two years ago) link
you could also attach those little thrusters to the guillotine blade. the ops folks at amazon always find a way to execute.
― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 8 June 2021 15:50 (two years ago) link
^^
frequently bought together:
guillotine blade refill packthruster fuelparty hats
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 8 June 2021 15:51 (two years ago) link
make him wear one of those little crepe-paper crowns
― imago, Tuesday, 8 June 2021 15:58 (two years ago) link
this is probably terrorism. mods pls delete
"Your love is like Sam Kin-i-son"
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, June 10, 2021 10:51 AM bookmarkflaglink
― 80's hair metal , and good praise music ! (DJP), Thursday, 10 June 2021 15:09 (two years ago) link
hahaha
totally nonsensical without the context but I laughed
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 10 June 2021 15:13 (two years ago) link
there aren't any pictures of david bowie eating pizza. you cannot prove it ever happened.
― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, June 10, 2021 5:34 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
it's wwhat killed him
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, June 10, 2021 5:36 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
ground control to papa john's
― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, June 10, 2021 5:39 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Friday, 11 June 2021 11:20 (two years ago) link
random originally meant fast
― mark e. smith-moon (f. hazel), Thursday, June 10, 2021 11:14 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
your mom was so random last night
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, June 10, 2021 11:17 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― I like big bunnies and I cannot lie (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 11 June 2021 12:51 (two years ago) link
― peace, man, Friday, June 11, 2021 7:20 AM (one hour ago) bo
omigod
― So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 11 June 2021 12:54 (two years ago) link
that's great
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 11 June 2021 12:55 (two years ago) link
give my slice my love
― I like big bunnies and I cannot lie (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 11 June 2021 12:57 (two years ago) link
For heream I sitting in a tin pan
― heyy nineteen, that's john belushi (the table is the table), Friday, 11 June 2021 16:31 (two years ago) link
I'm not a thin crust or a deep pan man.
― Vanishing Point (Chinaski), Friday, 11 June 2021 16:34 (two years ago) link
Wham bam deep pan man!
― heyy nineteen, that's john belushi (the table is the table), Friday, 11 June 2021 16:42 (two years ago) link
Got rocket topping, ewBut there's nothing I can do
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 June 2021 16:44 (two years ago) link
Ashes to ashes, funk to funkyWe know Major Tom's a junkieStrung out in heaven's highHitting an all-time low
toppings on toppings, pepperoniwe know major tom loves mushroomsonions and sausage, alrightshitting an all-time flow
― Karl Malone, Friday, 11 June 2021 16:50 (two years ago) link
oh sorry, i left my reference sheet above
Golden Crusts, Gold Deep Deep Deep Dish
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 11 June 2021 16:52 (two years ago) link
I know when to carry outI know when to order inGet things done
I tip delivery boysBut things don't really changeComplaining on the phoneThat I never saw my pie!But I try....
― The Sarsgaard-Skarsgård Scotchgard (weatheringdaleson), Friday, 11 June 2021 16:56 (two years ago) link
I came in the doorI said it beforeI never put pineapple on my pizza no more
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Friday, 11 June 2021 16:58 (two years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmgq81Ww7K4
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 11 June 2021 16:59 (two years ago) link
There's a 'za, man, waiting in the skywe'd like to put on toppingsbut they say plain slice is fine
― heyy nineteen, that's john belushi (the table is the table), Friday, 11 June 2021 16:59 (two years ago) link
(cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese...)
cheese!
― Karl Malone, Friday, 11 June 2021 17:05 (two years ago) link
“Pan Pizza (Putting Out Fire)”
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Friday, 11 June 2021 17:10 (two years ago) link
pizzas on streetsonion pizza
― I like big bunnies and I cannot lie (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 11 June 2021 17:40 (two years ago) link
Drive Through Saturday
― Mark G, Friday, 11 June 2021 21:09 (two years ago) link
Ziggy Stuffed Crust & The Pies With Fromage
― Noel Emits, Sunday, 13 June 2021 20:22 (two years ago) link
every few days this thread shall be bumped with an increasingly tortuous bowie/pizza pun, and that shall be excelsior heretofore
― imago, Sunday, 13 June 2021 20:29 (two years ago) link
surely we've covered every single bowie/pizza pun at this point. except of course for
the return of the thin white crustartichokes on pizza pies
― welcome to lorde season (Karl Malone), Sunday, 13 June 2021 20:51 (two years ago) link
Ciabatta not mess with Major Tom.
― Noel Emits, Sunday, 13 June 2021 21:01 (two years ago) link
surely you will allow this last one in before the deadline? I’ve been working on it all weekend!Don't you wonder sometimesAbout sauce and pizza
― Long Tall Arsetee & the Shaker Intros (breastcrawl), Sunday, 13 June 2021 21:07 (two years ago) link
Its a god awful lol affair
― Eschew things thirty two times before swallowing them (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 June 2021 21:53 (two years ago) link
lets danceput on your red sauce etc
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 13 June 2021 22:14 (two years ago) link
Lord, I kneel and offer youA side of complimentary Buffalo Wings
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 13 June 2021 22:30 (two years ago) link
My, my. Smile at least.You can't say no to the flour and the yeast.
― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 14 June 2021 00:25 (two years ago) link
sorry, but Neando's "Glam Pizza" post is to blame
― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 14 June 2021 00:26 (two years ago) link
Mozzahoople
― I like big bunnies and I cannot lie (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 14 June 2021 00:28 (two years ago) link
that wins
― butyrate humbucker bobbins (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 14 June 2021 00:30 (two years ago) link
take a look at the lol manheating up the wrong threadoh man,look at those bad puns goit's the ILX show ....
― sarahell, Monday, 14 June 2021 00:31 (two years ago) link
omg
― AP Chemirocha (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 14 June 2021 00:55 (two years ago) link
I think I saw you in a pizza parlourEating thin crust hot and round
― Vin Jawn (PBKR), Monday, 14 June 2021 01:01 (two years ago) link
Baby, I've beenordering pizza in your stead again.
Don't look at the pizzaI've added pineapple to it.
― nickn, Monday, 14 June 2021 03:35 (two years ago) link
Gonna rock it in your head shazam and kapowWith my guitar and me sopranoRemove bookmark from thread
― ✖, Monday, 14 June 2021 04:36 (two years ago) link
got yr pizza in a whirl
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 June 2021 04:45 (two years ago) link
HOT CHEESE I LOVE YOU SOkill me god please kill me
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 14 June 2021 04:46 (two years ago) link
Please be mineShare my lifeStay with meBe my slice
― blue whales on ambient (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 14 June 2021 04:55 (two years ago) link