maybe man alive is just hungry
― Evan, Saturday, 21 November 2020 05:10 (three years ago) link
or maybe I'm jonesing
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 21 November 2020 05:11 (three years ago) link
Keeping up with the jonesings rly
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Saturday, 21 November 2020 12:36 (three years ago) link
Isn’t that Jones & Co, the fusion restaurant near the old dockyards?
― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 21 November 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link
Gop Will Eat Itself.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, November 22, 2020 9:20 PM bookmarkflaglink
― DJP, Monday, 23 November 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link
GOP Will Eat Itself Cure For Hannity
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 23 November 2020 14:39 (three years ago) link
Just want to point out I posted that particular play on words three years ago but I will give Trayce the win because she's not the one who everyone has killfiled.
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Monday, 23 November 2020 15:06 (three years ago) link
okay imago, I mean Old Lunch
― DJP, Monday, 23 November 2020 15:08 (three years ago) link
lol
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 23 November 2020 15:16 (three years ago) link
TBH I did think when I posted it "I'm preeety sure someone's said this before? eh oh well"
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Monday, 23 November 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link
Now we've got mink zombies to deal with.― ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Thursday, November 26, 2020 4:27 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglinki believe you’ll find they prefer the term “nosfurrati”― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, November 26, 2020 4:30 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink(xp) Nosferretu surely?― ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Thursday, November 26, 2020 4:38 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglinkwell if you’re using the singular― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand)
― ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Thursday, November 26, 2020 4:27 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
i believe you’ll find they prefer the term “nosfurrati”
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, November 26, 2020 4:30 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
(xp) Nosferretu surely?
― ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Thursday, November 26, 2020 4:38 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
well if you’re using the singular
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand)
― gabbnebulous (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 26 November 2020 11:40 (three years ago) link
#onethread#oneheart- Jacob Marley
― velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, December 1, 2020 12:49 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Jah Humbug!
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Tuesday, December 1, 2020 12:52 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:27 (three years ago) link
hahahaha a+
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:29 (three years ago) link
will need sarahell to confirm if marley's ghost ever said Humbug in the source material before i lol
― foopin posts and pissin shits (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:36 (three years ago) link
VAR
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:41 (three years ago) link
when I played Marley's ghost in a middle school production of ACC, I mostly shrieked wordlessly at him or wailed, you could say
― rob, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link
Imagine a Linda Perry/Steve Tyler screech duet
― DJP, Wednesday, December 2, 2020 9:18 AM bookmarkflaglink
i love that this poll is on ile
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, December 2, 2020 9:20 AM bookmarkflaglink
Finally, a Tyler Perry that white people can understand.
― pplains, Wednesday, December 2, 2020 10:00 AM bookmarkflaglink
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 15:18 (three years ago) link
Ha. I once used "Tyler/Perry's 'Dude (Looks Like a Lady)'" as a display name -- thinking of Joe Perry in that case.
― jaymc, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 15:34 (three years ago) link
I was getting ready to post about how I was tired of 95% of excelsiors being puns/wordplay, but Jacob Marley - Jah Humbug is ace.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 15:58 (three years ago) link
aren't jokes inherently wordplay to some degree
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:00 (three years ago) link
sometimes it's just being really fucking mean to someone
― DJP, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:00 (three years ago) link
those are called "pranks bro"
― Evan, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:01 (three years ago) link
World cup wind-ups
― J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:24 (three years ago) link
i had a very serious discussion about comedy with my neighbor and best friend down the street, when i was 6 or 7. back in the days when it made a lot of sense that your best friend just happened to live next to you.
he was always telling "jokes", and would ask me to tell "jokes". jokes as in "a 5-year-old walks into a bar..." etc etc. i told him (this part is serious, i remember it) that the kind of jokes i liked better were like -- i didn't understand "situational" or "physical" -- someone slipping on a banana peel
and in a way i still feel like that
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:27 (three years ago) link
would definitely support more EXCELSIORS featuring people falling over
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link
or penguins
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 16:59 (three years ago) link
we need a bit more sophistication like people falling over penguins
or people stumbling over tricky passages in penguin classics
― Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuhMtBHc5Z0
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rcdLeXiU8
― Uptown Top Scamping (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link
It's a pity lex checked out before he saw the real potential of ilx comedy
― Clean-up on ILX (onimo), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 19:20 (three years ago) link
Last president to ok a guillotining iirc so― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Wednesday, December 2, 2020 2:26 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglinkmore men shd be called valery― mark s, Wednesday, December 2, 2020 2:26 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglinkA lot of them are in Russia.― ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Wednesday, December 2, 2020 2:28 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglinkMost humane method of execution imho― facebook post with 12 'likes' does not count as peer-reviewed research (Matt #2), Wednesday, December 2, 2020 2:31 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglinkLiving in Russia?― discogs marketplace of ideas (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, December 2, 2020 2:32 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Wednesday, December 2, 2020 2:26 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
more men shd be called valery
― mark s, Wednesday, December 2, 2020 2:26 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
A lot of them are in Russia.
― ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Wednesday, December 2, 2020 2:28 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Most humane method of execution imho
― facebook post with 12 'likes' does not count as peer-reviewed research (Matt #2), Wednesday, December 2, 2020 2:31 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
Living in Russia?
― discogs marketplace of ideas (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, December 2, 2020 2:32 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 December 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link
naw
― Mark G, Thursday, 3 December 2020 23:37 (three years ago) link
Made me lol, sorry.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 December 2020 23:40 (three years ago) link
lolzhenitsyn
― cerebral halsey (rip van wanko), Thursday, 3 December 2020 23:41 (three years ago) link
I would like to withdraw my nomination from the Excelsioscars, appreciated as it is, it's got the rhythm of a good joke but doesn't actually make any sense.
― discogs marketplace of ideas (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 3 December 2020 23:55 (three years ago) link
the tabes lol is the tabes lol
― foopin posts and pissin shits (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 4 December 2020 00:00 (three years ago) link
I will say this for Armond, he’s one of the few film critics my kids can name becz his reviews get trolled so much on social media.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, December 3, 2020 1:47 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
My kids have actually asked me, “What’s the deal with Armond White,” which is one of those parenting questions you’re never really ready for.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, December 3, 2020 1:48 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
you haven't had the talk yet?
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, December 3, 2020 3:49 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
― Langdon Alger Stole the Highlights (cryptosicko), Friday, 4 December 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link
"When a man hates a critic very much ..."
― nickn, Friday, 4 December 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link
Are you playing games here? Cabinet level officials are nominated by the president, and are subject to senate confirmation. But the senate can't appoint anyone. Only the president can.
― Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Wednesday, December 9, 2020 2:09 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Sorry, yes, games. I am sometimes triggered by your relentless pedandtry.
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, December 9, 2020 2:13 PM (twenty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
it's pedantry
― rob, Wednesday, December 9, 2020 2:17 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 20:38 (three years ago) link
I knew what it would be before I even clicked. I approve (of pedantry in general).
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link
The only thing that could've made it more beautiful is if rob had also misspelled pedantry.
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 9 December 2020 20:41 (three years ago) link
Ped and try.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 9 December 2020 20:44 (three years ago) link
If you don't ped and try, then try, try again
― sarahell, Thursday, 10 December 2020 15:07 (three years ago) link
Please stop attempting ped
― Evan, Thursday, 10 December 2020 15:27 (three years ago) link
Stop trying to make ped happen
― cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Thursday, 10 December 2020 15:30 (three years ago) link
walk away
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:13 (three years ago) link
Walk away softly, that's the pedi-cure
― spruce springclean (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link
Droll
― You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:26 (three years ago) link
That's a real ped xing!
― Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:27 (three years ago) link
StDroll
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 December 2020 17:34 (three years ago) link