hmm...
― Neanderthal, Monday, 26 October 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link
i guess American Pie
― Neanderthal, Monday, 26 October 2020 16:36 (three years ago) link
I'm a star I'm a star I'm a star.
I'm a big bright shining star.
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 October 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link
Ann Jillian as Ann Jillian in The Ann Jillian Story.
― Halfway there but for you, Monday, 26 October 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link
I saw Shortbus where the film starts with a guy literally blowing himself . how arty
― Stevolende, Monday, 26 October 2020 16:42 (three years ago) link
Uh Manchurian Candidate for one ... but there are countless movies with people playing chess against themselves or playing solitaire ....
― sarahell, Monday, 26 October 2020 17:33 (three years ago) link
Thread over:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LL14D9gmqMM
― flappy bird, Monday, 26 October 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link
Bobcat Goldthwait's World's Greatest Dad is about the aftermath of Robin Williams' kid accidentally killing himself while doing some autoerotic asphyxiation (I almost stumbled into an obvious unintended pun there but opted against)
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 26 October 2020 18:18 (three years ago) link
Ingrid Thulin in Bergman's The Silence
― Josefa, Monday, 26 October 2020 18:31 (three years ago) link
All these years later the image of Danny Dyer doing this in Human Traffic still haunts.
― Maresn3st, Monday, 26 October 2020 18:33 (three years ago) link
― Josefa, Monday, October 26, 2020 2:31 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
huh?
― flappy bird, Monday, 26 October 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link
the famous 'blender' scene
― Neanderthal, Monday, 26 October 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link
We have to make sure we're in the right thread here
― Josefa, Monday, 26 October 2020 18:58 (three years ago) link
Oh lmfao nvm ahaha
― flappy bird, Monday, 26 October 2020 19:04 (three years ago) link
Also the two young guys in Y tu mamá también
― Josefa, Monday, 26 October 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link
Vince Vaughan in the Psycho remake De Niro and Depardieu in 1900
― Master of Treacle, Monday, 26 October 2020 19:11 (three years ago) link
Didn't see it but I Love You, Daddy, presumably? Off-camera, at the very least.
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 October 2020 19:11 (three years ago) link
is Fassbinder the only director to tug angrily at his soft dick on camera? he goes full frontal in Fox and His Friends but by Germany in Autumn he had put on another 100 pounds and couldn't get it up (I suppose he was talking about a recent terrorist attack--nevertheless...)
― flappy bird, Monday, 26 October 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link
Jackie Earle Haley, very disturbingly, in Little Children
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 26 October 2020 22:32 (three years ago) link
Can't forget Bad Lieutenant
― ... (Eazy), Monday, 26 October 2020 22:33 (three years ago) link
Fast Times at Ridgemont High has pretty iconic wankage.
On the distaff side: Natasha Lyonne spends quality time with herself in "Slums of Beverly Hills." There's a rather extended sequence of Margo Stilley being similarly busy in the Michael Winterbottom joint 9 Songs.
Or, um, so I've heard. From, um, a friend.
― Fjord Explorer (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 26 October 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link
Oh shit BAD LIEUTENANT that one should be at the top of this thread
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 03:24 (three years ago) link
"I'VE DONE SO MANY BAD THINGS!!!"
Rudolph Giuliani in Borat 2
― Josefa, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 03:53 (three years ago) link
https://cokieblume.files.wordpress.com/2015/10/41d1d23e3897c1474305387180ac5a5c.jpg
― Un-fooled and placid (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 03:55 (three years ago) link
The beloved American Beauty.
― clemenza, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 03:56 (three years ago) link
Gaspar Noe in the fire extinguisher scene of Irreversible.
― Advanced Doomscroller (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 05:30 (three years ago) link
https://andreasbananas.files.wordpress.com/2016/09/y-tu-mama-tambien-pool-scene-o.gif
― Un-fooled and placid (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 06:12 (three years ago) link
Mulholland Drive?
― Noel Emits, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 10:29 (three years ago) link
There's Something About Mary
― Number None, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 10:35 (three years ago) link
Not sure why I put a question mark there except maybe that "play" doesn't quite suggest "furious grim cry wank." xp
― Noel Emits, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 10:35 (three years ago) link
Wait...is there another kind of wank that I don't know about?
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 12:12 (three years ago) link
Beverly D'Angelo in The Sentinel
https://shoutfactory-productionsite.s3.amazonaws.com/system/redactor_assets/pictures/348/sentinel5.jpg
― henry s, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 12:15 (three years ago) link
Personal Shopper?
― Notes on "Scamp" (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 12:17 (three years ago) link
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51UHf7xM9VL._AC_.jpg
Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down! (1989)
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 12:49 (three years ago) link
Giuliani doesn't jerk off in Borat 2, I watched it last night. He's definitely expecting *something*, but the "tucking in my shirt" defense actually works mostly bc fucking BORAT storms into the room before the situation can escalate. Giuliani has already "tucked his shirt in" when he takes his hand out and moves to get up--if SBC had waited like another 30 seconds it could've been an actually insane moment on camera. As is, the segment stands simply because of Giuliani's cretinous behavior during the "interview" itself.
However, the character played by Maria Bakalova, does masturbate in Borat 2, and it's a revelatory experience.
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 17:46 (three years ago) link
Bless the Beasts and the Children has a scene, iirc.
― nickn, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 18:14 (three years ago) link
David O Russell's debut, Spanking the Monkey, unsurprisingly.
Also The Cement Garden. For some reason it's always stuck in my head that the director said the props department or special effects or whoever deals with jizz were struggling to get something to be realistic semen, and after an unsuccessful experiments with shampoo etc, the actor playing the boy concerned just said 'look, I'll do myself', disappeared for a while then returned with the goods. I'm not sure that would be held up as a heroic story these days.
― Alba, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 19:18 (three years ago) link
The "Eyes Wide Shut" Harvey Keitel method acting on Nicole Kidman's hair story was debunked, but I still believe it.
― Philip Nunez, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link
Amy Adams in Junebug
― Langdon Alger Stole the Highlights (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 20:30 (three years ago) link
Heather Graham only half-getting there in Half Magic.
― Un-fooled and placid (sic), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link
I think Rachel, Rachel with Joanne Woodward has a scene, but I'm not sure that's the movie I'm thinking of.
― nickn, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link
Ellen Page in Super iirc
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link
Happiness....
― m0stlyClean, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 20:44 (three years ago) link
Just remembered the four lads in Sympathy for Mr Vengeance
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 20:55 (three years ago) link
There's this dopey Spanish Romcom called Semana: A Love Story, which about this dork who works at a fertility clinic who secretly steps in to replace the specimen (accidentally destroyed by his supervisor) his crush is using to surrogate for her sterile twin sister.
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 22:41 (three years ago) link
Kevin Spacey in the shower in American Beauty, alas.
― Alba, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 00:38 (three years ago) link
Call Me By Your Name
― Dan S, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 00:40 (three years ago) link
Youth In RevoltThe To-Do ListQuadrophenia (Jimmy getting busy to the stolen photo proofs)
― "what are you DOING to fleetwood mac??" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 04:25 (three years ago) link
Four adolescents in a car in Amarcord (1973).
― Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 11:01 (three years ago) link