Bump This Thread When One-Term President Dornald Orenthal Trump Dies

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A place for us to grieve and remember and describe the fireworks we have bought.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 21:16 (three months ago) link

but don't post in here until the big kahuna signs off

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 21:17 (three months ago) link

or unless you find a youtube of a sheep on a trampoline
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwwIYdB_wic

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 21:18 (three months ago) link

He's already dead inside so all bets are off. But I'll see your sheep and raise it one crazy dude in a tree:

WILD RIDE: A man climbed to the top of a severely bending palm tree in California to cut the top off with a chainsaw -- and ended up swinging high in the air as the trunk rebounded 👀🌴 https://t.co/bzOXqT4YED pic.twitter.com/8tWm3DWFjt

— FOX 13 Tampa Bay (@FOX13News) October 5, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 6 October 2020 23:22 (three months ago) link

that man's name was Michael Pence
and now you know the rest of the story

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 00:52 (three months ago) link

That CONVID thing took him down HARDCORE

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 00:54 (three months ago) link

The person who recorded the video told Storyful it was a scary sight, but said the man on the tree “was not afraid, because he has been doing that work for a long time.”

dude

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:04 (three months ago) link

why do you need to cut the top off anyway? i'm flummoxed

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:05 (three months ago) link

lol @ Orenthal

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:06 (three months ago) link

Dornald Orenthal

superdeep borehole (harbl), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:07 (three months ago) link

How did I overlook Dornald, so ashamed rn

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:21 (three months ago) link

Dornaldo Troomps for unpresidetn?

while my keytar gently bleeps (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 01:43 (three months ago) link

my spies at E! News are telling me his rigor mortis is acting up again

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:29 (three months ago) link

desperate for good news tbh

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:32 (three months ago) link

As statistically unlikely as him winning the election. Not a bad deal imo.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 7 October 2020 15:33 (three months ago) link

for reference:
http://istrumpdeadyet.net/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 22:38 (three months ago) link

four weeks pass...

BREAKING

CNN’s Dana Bash says a source tells her Trump is feeling “down” and “starting to see this slip away”

— Michael Crowley (@michaelcrowley) November 5, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 5 November 2020 06:05 (two months ago) link

aw diddums

you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 5 November 2020 06:56 (two months ago) link

How do you tension a dug in trampoline?
I mean must be the most pertinent topical question at the moment surely.

Stevolende, Thursday, 5 November 2020 08:50 (two months ago) link

aw diddums

Has there ever been a reaction that was the only valid reaction, as this one?

Mark G, Thursday, 5 November 2020 10:09 (two months ago) link

wanna be really clear that no other thread needs to be added when this guy dies. this is the official death thread.
and possibly for when he is deposed.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 05:42 (two months ago) link

CNN’s Dana Bash says a source tells her Trump is feeling “down” and “starting to see this slip away”

'appears increasingly isolated in the white house' etc etc

anvil, Friday, 6 November 2020 05:59 (two months ago) link

"listlessly flushing the toilet, listening to it fill, then flushing it again and again"

assert (MatthewK), Friday, 6 November 2020 06:00 (two months ago) link

does dying inside count

Evan, Friday, 6 November 2020 14:16 (two months ago) link

That man's never flushed a toilet in his life

"...and I felt like getting high" *audience goes bananas* (Matt #2), Friday, 6 November 2020 14:26 (two months ago) link

Gonna happen today i think

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 14:30 (two months ago) link

Nah, he has Jared flush for him

DJP, Friday, 6 November 2020 14:32 (two months ago) link

ivanka wipes

Evan, Friday, 6 November 2020 14:36 (two months ago) link

available now at nieman marcus

rob, Friday, 6 November 2020 14:38 (two months ago) link

xp careful not to swamp the drain

spruce springclean (darraghmac), Friday, 6 November 2020 14:42 (two months ago) link

thoughts and prayers

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 7 November 2020 16:41 (two months ago) link

three weeks pass...

i'm hearing rumors

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:17 (one month ago) link

dead to me

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:23 (one month ago) link

Anytime prior to 2024 works afaic.

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:24 (one month ago) link

Ooh, is that a new skincare regimen? Much improved, Donnie!

You will notice a small sink where your sofa once was. (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:25 (one month ago) link

don't tease us like that

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:27 (one month ago) link

rumors... say what now

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 17:59 (one month ago) link

thanks a lot, now i've put Timex Social Club on repeat play

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2020 18:23 (one month ago) link

I say “Dornald Orenthal Trump” quietly to myself a lot.

Yes Virginia, there really is a (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 18:07 (one month ago) link

long may he wave

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 December 2020 18:10 (one month ago) link

three weeks pass...

Rest in power

Boring United Methodist Church (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 8 January 2021 23:53 (two weeks ago) link

What happens to a tweet deferred

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:29 (two weeks ago) link

oh so his Twitter account was the last Horcrux

Ăśberschadenfreude (sleeve), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:30 (two weeks ago) link

on a serious note, I'm giving him six months at most now

Ăśberschadenfreude (sleeve), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:30 (two weeks ago) link

I'm barely even joking when I say that his inability to shit out every thought he has to the entire world will likely hasten his demise, it's all he has

Meat Chew All the Way (Old Lunch), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:30 (two weeks ago) link

xpost lol, yes

Meat Chew All the Way (Old Lunch), Saturday, 9 January 2021 00:31 (two weeks ago) link

so gonna happen?

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 20:23 (one week ago) link

lads

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 21:43 (one week ago) link

there they go pic.twitter.com/F8u14NBs3n

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 20, 2021

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:20 (five days ago) link

Must be a great atmosphere onboard

up-the-arts corner (Matt #2), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:26 (five days ago) link

that "after you" hand gesture followed by pushing people in front of him is only one of his many lovable character traits.

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 19:30 (five days ago) link

farewell to a great supporter of the young mens christian association

nobody like my rap (One Eye Open), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 20:10 (five days ago) link


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