Alone in the Park - it's the Prem 2020-21 thread

Oh dear oh dear

Rivalling that Everton keeper yesterday at this stage

deems notably making the exact same posts I did during the game

Rudiger with the fucking cheek to be giving out there

If lucas could finish like that

Goalkeepers not responsible for their momentum according to motd commentator

Why wasn't the check on mcburnie a foul then

Oh, right

lol wow

Should have been three.

It is three!

Still doing the Joey Tribbiani trying to divide 232 by 13 face at the non-offside call

only three? amateurs

Klopp out.

I suspect Thiago has the worst record of any player in liverpool's history

I wanted to make a Sammy Lee joke but you're probably right

Man, City vs Spurs would've seemed like such a big game a couple of months ago. Sad really

Palace falling apart against Burnley.

I'm gonna post the words

Not sure the last time the league winners and relegation places seemed so set in stone 22 games in.

can we call them the 'fuck off to the little leagues' places please

yes we lost at home to Gillingham today though so Bananaman Begins' day isn't entirely ruined

Stop trying to make FUTTLL a thing, imago

FOTTLL even

The phrase can probably be retired on a day the person who originally said it’s team lost at home to Wycombe.

Tanganga / Sanchez / Dier / Davies doesn’t strike me as promising vs City.

I thought it was something said by imago and imago alone. I'm in a bad mood anyway don't mind me

Bnp burnley bastards to fuck off back to the little leagues pls

― J.G Ballard otm (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 29 November 2020 17:41 (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this was the original usage, to which every subsequent usage has referred, today obviously being a banner day for it

A maverick original usage I'll give you that but I'm not sure it's taking overall

Hojbjerg with a second clumsy penalty concession in four days.

Idiotic

How hard does it become to just manage ninety standard minutes once u put on this cursed shirt

Clown goal

Clown goal

Joke goal again

Not an awful performance

Just a nothing performance

When did gündoğan become the most dangerous attacker in the league...

Jinxed him

Cant honestly tell you what the point of paying a manager 15m a year to manager aurier, dier, sanchez, davies is.

Just profoundly stupid stuff really

The bar is arsenal thankfully

orlando belleroom

Hope Sanchez is ok 😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/51xllmap5e

— Jenna Pannell (@jazzyjen1986) February 13, 2021

This angle is magnificent

I think he's actually attempting a clearing header like Phil Jones did that time.

Helluva cross and finish.

Given Wolves ineptitude on the ball so far I figured they wouldn't be the first to strike

Lol ok I'll take it

Neto! I'm so tired I slept thru it in real time lol.

i forgot we kicked off early

superstition dictates i'm not watching this now

Lol

Win! Awful first half, pretty good second. The usual

garbage half from Utd but what a shinner from Bruno

Absurd penalty decision.

overturned, must be a glitch in the VAR

unlike West Brom's goal, which was a blatant foul

VAR working twice in the same day!

Wolves thread slipping

we've had a lot on, ok!!