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At Nathalie's suggestion, you are only allowed to post to this thread if you usually just lurk around ILE reading our nonsense and not writing yourself.

Nick, Sunday, 19 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I don't know if I qualify as a lurker or not. I am a poor taxonomist!

1 1 2 3 5, Sunday, 19 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I semi-lurk.

Melissa W, Sunday, 19 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

[oh please: you are both familiar popular beloved ILE celebrities, and don't try denying. 11235 is even Exemplary Poster- Champion of a Taking Sides Thread viz Octopus vs Squid - latter declared winner as plainly ninjasquid CAN POST proof by observational science, whereas all extant lurking octopodes, despite also having eight legs or arms or whatever, failed to...]

sub moderator mark s, pontificating across the country line and outside his juri, Sunday, 19 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I am a lurker. The other day i lurked alot and then gave a very sensile anwer to 1 question but that is all so far i think i need to brush up on myu wit more before i can stop lurking.

isabel, Sunday, 19 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I am somewhat of a lurker who still wishes he would have kept his big trap shut so as to still be a full-blooded lurker. So much for semantics.

JC, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I have been lurking for ages and have not posted at all before now. Why? I don't know. Laziness, I suppose.

rosemary, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Am I a semi-lurker or not? I need official confirmation.

Bill, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I've been lurking here for ages but then I do that in real life too. Tend not to say much but then pipe in and say something puerile but that makes me laugh. Tends to just illicit groans or its so obscure I just get blank looks.

Haven't quite mastered this in the written word yet(which is probably a good thing). When i do, I shall de-lurk.

MarkS, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

semi... usually de-lurk when drunk.

Steve.n., Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I lurk therefore I am.

I don't love Everything, I only love Music.

I lurk outside Steve.n's house and look through his window to read the forums.

I shall retreat once more.

emil.y, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i frequently write replies but never press submit. i daresay if i ever had the courage to click it, perhaps i would stun the ILE throngs with my dazzling wit as you do, nick. But i have issues with messageboards that must be overcome first. it's all down to metaphysics.

nickie, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Come now, good people, just look at me and my replies and think to yourself, "Well, if *that* idiot is comfortable enough spewing his nonsense here, my far more thoughtful contributions will be welcome." Peasy.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

[I am writing tiny because I should not be here]

Nickie! You're here! It should be pointed out that Miss Byrne is not being sarcastic. ARE YOU NICKIE?

Nick, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I lurk and have been lurking for a long long time... I am posting to further disprove tom's theory that THERE ARE NO LURKERS ON ILE. I'm not sure why anyone would rather lurk than contribute, except perhaps for the same reason people would rather watch eastenders than have to live in albert square. Does that make sense? No? oh well. Also I am addicted to playing this game (http://www.jamba.co.uk/games/game_shows/thats_a_wrap) and therefore have no time for more trivial pursuits.

My freaky trigger claim to fame is that I once wrote tom a stupid email about boy bands which he foolishly but kindly put on the sadly (?) departed letters page. I am 23 ft tall and my favourite actor is cary grant.

kathy spider, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

[Do I count as a lurker? I've posted a few times, whereupon the thread promptly flatlines.

j-lu (a k a tha threadkilla)]

j-lu, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

"Nickie! You're here! It should be pointed out that Miss Byrne is not being sarcastic. ARE YOU NICKIE?"

Yes I am nickie! hurrah! I've been reading ILE on and off at work on the sly when the relevant authorities are out of eye-shot. earlier this week, i was in the act of replying to the Dirty Vicar's Cork v. Dublin conundrum on the single office computer when one of the boss ladies came in, said in a loud, incredulous voice 'the Dirty Vicar?', to which i could but mumble an unconvincing reply. This board's filth is ruining my reputation.

nickie, Monday, 20 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Yes, I'm a semi lurker (have contributed a few times). I suppose I'm just too successful at procrastination (I'll get to posting eventually)

charles, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'm also posting to disprove Tom's theory. I've been lurking for a while but have never quite been brave enough to join in... yet. liz

liz, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Hi we are Basement Jaxx we have been lurking for ages reading all of Emma's posts. We wuv her.

Basement Jaxx, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Oh hi Basement Jaxx. Now that we are neighbours would you like to go down the Railway some time for a pint? Don't forget you owe me 2 fags. If you sign my copy of Rooty I will let you off.

Emma, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I'm going to try this tiny writing thing too.

Being compared to Eastenders is surely the kindest thing anyone has said about the forum. And I would also point out that J-Lu has failed to kill this thread ha. Not that he/she/it killed any others.

Tom, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I would like to point out that "Tom's theory" wuz in fact my theory. Tho bearing in mind it's been proven (by science or otherwise) as CRAP THEORY, I'd prefer it remain, officially as "Tom's theory".

AP, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Especially since Tom expanded on the theory by claiming that even if ILE lurkers did exist, they would hardly be likely to come out of the shadows just by my asking them to

Nick, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Yes well they are clearly rubbish lurkers if they can be lured out by such a feeble ploy. I bet Countryside and the Heath Ledger Board get a better class of lurkers.

Tom, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Yes, but this is a much lower quality board than those mentioned. When you have threads that are the high calibre of 'Heath RULES!!!!!' and 'composting toilets' then you too will attract a better quality of lurkers.

kathy spider, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Bah! We have threads like 'Whats the most unacceptable thing to come out of your ass', THAT is quality.

DG, Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Nick, DG and Tom, SSSSHHH!
I lurk. Well, not really. I post too much. But this is my alter ego (or is that id?) talking. :-) Nonetheless I have to gloat, don't I? My theory has been proven right: there ARE lurkers.

mrs stevie nixed (nathalie), Tuesday, 21 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Semi-lurker I s'pose.... Have started a couple of threads and have had what I consider the ultimate seal of approval on ILM/ILE, ie Momus has posted on one of my threads.... Generally I spend far too much time reading all the threads than posting.

Richard, Wednesday, 22 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

what I consider the ultimate seal of approval on ILM/ILE, ie Momus has posted on one of my threads

What? Why?

Nick, Thursday, 23 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

three months pass...
(lurkers only: new new answers)

mark s, Monday, 17 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

beep beep.

Chris, Monday, 17 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I lurk and I'm only responding so I can enjoy a good dose of self- induced hypocrisy since I beat Ally96 with a a chair whenever he mentions ILE. I only snub because I can't join in of course. and because I cant spell very well and I'm not funny. xxx

carey lander, Saturday, 29 December 2001 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one month passes...
There are more of you people out there! I know it! I have seen you casting shadows on the walls of the FT 3rd Birthday thread!

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

which, I now see, was on ILM. But you probably lurk on both, don't you? DON'T YOU?!

Mitch Lastnamewithheld, Friday, 22 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

one month passes...
I was a lurker, but only for today because I sent a post as well today, so I'm not a lurker anymore. I'm a stalkist though, of Carey Lander if you must know, but don't tell her. Whoops.

Chris Leonard, Tuesday, 16 April 2002 00:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

three months pass...
i'm a lurker!

but maybe not any more... because i've become big & brave.

hmmm.

we'll see.

g-kit, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I appear to have become a lurker :-(

DG, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hurrah for Greg! DG, return to the fold.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

listless summer sees me decloaking anon. though not so far as to cast off the pseud and reveal my real name.

(i am a dAemon)

Bob Zemko, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am a part-time lurker. It's like the Hotel California here, isn't it? You can check out any time you like............

C J, Wednesday, 14 August 2002 00:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

one month passes...
ive been lurking for almost two full years now. pathetic, really. ive been thinking about getting into posting, seeing as i have nothing else to do. of course, thats why i started drinking, too...does anyone even Read this thread?

amy, Sunday, 6 October 2002 17:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

yes

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 6 October 2002 17:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

and hello!

jel -- (jel), Sunday, 6 October 2002 17:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

what jel said!

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 6 October 2002 17:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

so sweet! i feel welcomed.

amy, Sunday, 6 October 2002 17:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hurrah for Amy! Join us. :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 6 October 2002 18:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

Is that a "gabba gabba one of us" kind of "join us", Ned?

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Sunday, 6 October 2002 18:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've been lurking for way too long(ever since Maria introduced me to the site maybe two years ago), so I figured I might as well expose myself now.

I'm being boring so, look! Viking Kittens!, which I'm sure you've already seen!

liz!, Sunday, 6 October 2002 19:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am incredibly impressed by amy and liz!'s extraodinary measures of netiquette. hello!

felicity (felicity), Sunday, 6 October 2002 19:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

It shouldn't take that long. I'm trying to get back to checking it daily.

Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Tuesday, 27 September 2011 23:30 (twelve years ago) link

My sock took about 2 weeks to get approved.

bamcquern, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

I used to post a lot, but I have the feeling that most people have me killfiled so it seems like a waste of time. Kinda miss it.

Bryan, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 04:57 (twelve years ago) link

i don't even think most people even have killfile set up -- i don't

markers, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 05:00 (twelve years ago) link

even even

markers, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 05:00 (twelve years ago) link

Not sure if that makes me feel any better. No matter.

Bryan, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 05:03 (twelve years ago) link

Eight years and counting. RIP modest mickey, etc.

lion in winter, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 05:46 (twelve years ago) link

Is he out of jail yet?

nickn, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 06:15 (twelve years ago) link

hope so!

lion in winter, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 07:17 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

Hey, if you read this board and think "I'd like to register and start posting there," one bit of advice: don't register over and over with variations on the same screen name, or with the same screen name from different email addresses. I'm not going to reject all of them except one; I'm going to reject all of them.

― Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Tuesday, September 27, 2011 5:44 PM (4 months ago)

Rotary Boy of the Month (WmC), Friday, 27 January 2012 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

eight months pass...

Hey, if you read this board and think "I'd like to register and start posting there," one bit of advice: don't register over and over with variations on the same screen name, or with the same screen name from different email addresses. I'm not going to reject all of them except one; I'm going to reject all of them.

― Antonio Carlos Broheem (WmC), Tuesday, September 27, 2011 5:44 PM (1 year ago)

bashing my head against a wall here

Death Grits 2 (WmC), Sunday, 7 October 2012 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

lurkers be trolling u

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Sunday, 7 October 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

Spammers also maybe?

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Sunday, 7 October 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

Oh well, as long as they don't need to post. I got my irritation out of my system.

Death Grits 2 (WmC), Sunday, 7 October 2012 22:59 (eleven years ago) link

hmm, is that helpful post only buried here in the lurkers thread? seems it would be more useful elsewhere.

so i think i'm mostly a lurker these days. or, a lurker with occasional bursts of definitely not lurking.

arby's, Sunday, 7 October 2012 23:56 (eleven years ago) link

Arb's has a point,. maybe WmC's message above should pop up any time someone goes to register a login?

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Monday, 8 October 2012 00:17 (eleven years ago) link

ffs you really want to make it soft on them dontya?

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Monday, 8 October 2012 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know if every mod follows the same rule of thumb -- they may pick a login attempt they like, OK it and reject the other(s). But if I see same IP and 2 or more different login emails and/or 2 or more different screen names, I reject them all.

Death Grits 2 (WmC), Monday, 8 October 2012 01:43 (eleven years ago) link

how many new accounts are approved per day?

iatee, Monday, 8 October 2012 01:45 (eleven years ago) link

I approved three today, two Friday. The mods don't get together and take a daily count, so I don't know the total.

Death Grits 2 (WmC), Monday, 8 October 2012 01:49 (eleven years ago) link

I'm a lurker and an occasional poster, and have changed screen names three times since discovering ILX, using two, maybe even three, separate email addresses. I figured I'd probably be rejected for trying on another handle (which I didn't like - it's hard to find one under which you want to post frequently) with the same email address. I've had most of my threads ignored, but haven't taken it to heart. I'm pretty much addicted to ILX and feel as if I relate more to most of the people on ILE than most of the people i know irl.

qiqing, Monday, 8 October 2012 02:49 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, if you reregister a new account with an existing login (email address) it won't go through. As long as you don't register multiple times at once, should be no problem.

Death Grits 2 (WmC), Monday, 8 October 2012 03:09 (eleven years ago) link

props to wmc for having to think about this stuff! i forget it is all going on under the hood

unprotectable tweetz (schlump), Monday, 8 October 2012 04:53 (eleven years ago) link

qiqing, this is important- how d'you feel about ilm?

Randy Carol (darraghmac), Monday, 8 October 2012 09:04 (eleven years ago) link

I'm a lurker and an occasional poster, and have changed screen names three times since discovering ILX, using two, maybe even three, separate email addresses. I figured I'd probably be rejected for trying on another handle (which I didn't like - it's hard to find one under which you want to post frequently) with the same email address. I've had most of my threads ignored, but haven't taken it to heart. I'm pretty much addicted to ILX and feel as if I relate more to most of the people on ILE than most of the people i know irl.

― qiqing, Montag, 8. Oktober 2012 03:49 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

M. M. 54ND, Monday, 8 October 2012 09:23 (eleven years ago) link

four years pass...

hi, i'm lion.

i just wrote this on the politics thread: "i get that it takes years of having little-to-no opinion and posting constantly to get any traction in this place"

been reading for 10 years, honestly it's been a blessing. learned a hell of a lot and shaped a lot of opinions. sometimes it seems like when you want to finally engage though, the above is true.

my post history will show me talking about being drunk, i assume. that's mostly fixed. anyway: you folk take of your own!

soma's little yelpers (lion in winter), Friday, 28 October 2016 02:59 (seven years ago) link

post more, ilx needs fresh blood

iatee, Friday, 28 October 2016 03:21 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlZlst4NBVw

Treeship, Friday, 28 October 2016 03:25 (seven years ago) link

ilx is the game of pricks btw. you're not a prick lion, far as i can tell. iatee otm.

Treeship, Friday, 28 October 2016 03:26 (seven years ago) link

it's an undeniable track. that james greer story about the recording: http://www.theweeklings.com/jgreer/2013/01/12/the-time-we-recorded-game-of-pricks/

thanks, i will. i think i spent a lot of time happy not to engage with a lot of the world. as such, i wouldn't self-describe as fresh blood.

soma's little yelpers (lion in winter), Friday, 28 October 2016 03:38 (seven years ago) link

<3 you're cool

bamcquern, Friday, 28 October 2016 03:39 (seven years ago) link

btw don't post more
life's too short
/trenchant

bamcquern, Friday, 28 October 2016 03:40 (seven years ago) link

funny, cause my partner was like: 'you read this shit all the time and don't say anything? life's too short.' now though, she's advocating i get off the internet.

soma's little yelpers (lion in winter), Friday, 28 October 2016 03:46 (seven years ago) link

being predefensive about why your posts will be prerejected is decent self fulfilling prophecy but projecting that out to the entire site is nagl imo, if a common snowplough attachment for your standard approaching lurker

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Friday, 28 October 2016 05:17 (seven years ago) link

We believe in you lion

I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 October 2016 05:36 (seven years ago) link

tbh, darraghmac didn't respond well to me six years ago the last time i tried to enter gracefully:

darraghmac, you've been especially helpful: for a while, in the earlier part of this decade, i lived on hanbury lane in the liberties (off meath st.) and dunville ave. in ranelagh.

― lion in winter, Saturday, April 17, 2010 10:20 PM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

darraghmac, you've been especially helpful:

this was entirely unintentional fwiw

― just darraghmac tbh (darraghmac), Sunday, April 18, 2010 4:47 PM (six years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i'll get by this time.

soma's little yelpers (lion in winter), Friday, 28 October 2016 05:41 (seven years ago) link

consistency is one of the great joys here.

soma's little yelpers (lion in winter), Friday, 28 October 2016 05:42 (seven years ago) link

Do I count as a lurker? I've posted a few times, whereupon the thread promptly flatlines.
j-lu (a k a tha threadkilla)
― j-lu, Sunday, August 19, 2001 5:00 PM (fifteen years ago)

ha! have many times contemplated the dn "threadkiller" but if you hang around long enough, plenty of regulars kill threads too, very equal opportunity the threadkilling

been mostly lurking myself for about half my life (found ilx thru momus' LiveJournal, don't kill the messenger he's made lots of good music)

but anyway thanks everyone, there isn't anywhere else to be quite like this, and I would know, been on the webernets half my life and all

erudite beach boys fan (sheesh), Friday, 28 October 2016 05:43 (seven years ago) link

hahaha

srsly man?

i may not recall correctly, but iirc, that was a riff on having posted 'this was entirely intentional btw' just prior

if not, it was entirely unserious.

i feel like that should end in ffs but uh i dont wanna scare you off for another few years so uh idk hi

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Friday, 28 October 2016 06:01 (seven years ago) link

i didn't take it that way then; couldn't help now though that the two lurker threads i show up on in six years you respond to. that's the problem with not engaging: you're just begging to raise your hand and say 'hello.' swollen with silence or whatever.

soma's little yelpers (lion in winter), Friday, 28 October 2016 06:12 (seven years ago) link

by take it that way, i mean: srsly. it's a lot to start jumping all over street names/nabes.

soma's little yelpers (lion in winter), Friday, 28 October 2016 06:14 (seven years ago) link

well im. not taking this lion down hy god

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Friday, 28 October 2016 06:28 (seven years ago) link

not least til winter passed.

soma's little yelpers (lion in winter), Friday, 28 October 2016 06:34 (seven years ago) link

hi velko

sarahell, Friday, 28 October 2016 06:59 (seven years ago) link

i lurked for a long time before i started posting - now, as an established z-list poster, i can look back on thousands of my own inconsequential shitposts and think 'at least i have this collection of worthless opinions and pisspoor lowercase 'jokes' to show for wasting my time on ilx'

yokohama fuckdolphin (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 28 October 2016 12:51 (seven years ago) link

I've been posting here since my jr. high-aged nephew was born (nb: I don't actually have a nephew) and, although the urge to lurk was at times strong, I've found that getting knocked around a bit for shooting my mouth off has been helpful in my development into arguably the freshest and most provocative voice on the board (Variety's words, not mine).

I'm not a dummy. I'm not. (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 October 2016 13:01 (seven years ago) link

see thats the kinda success story we love here

the kids are alt right (darraghmac), Friday, 28 October 2016 13:12 (seven years ago) link

I lurked for around 15 years but broke the silence this year.

Ross, Saturday, 29 October 2016 21:57 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edl7918vuDU

Treeship, Saturday, 29 October 2016 23:02 (seven years ago) link


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