Best Punchline from a list of "Boob Jokes" from www.jokes4us.com

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Because I'm kinda drunk.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Justin Bieber 3
In a breasteraunt. 3
The "B" is the aerial view, the "oo" is the front view, the "b" is the side view. 2
Tits, Clits and Base Hits. 2
Mountain Dew. 2
The dumpster at the cancer clinic. 2
BOO bees. 2
Her snatch. 1
If you take away the legs and the breast you're left with a smelly greasy box? 1
You go on a head while I give these two a lift! 1
"If we don't get some support here people are going to think were nuts." 1
Identitties. 1
To separate the hairy from the dairy. 0
They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them! 0
Boobies! 0
God supports everything. 0
Tumors. 0
She forgot to take the tissues out of the box. 0
You open it and its half empty 0
So men would take to them! 0
A chestnut. 0
Silicon Valley. 0
A Faux pair. 0
It makes it easier to read their T- shirts 0
A mutant. 0
Neither are recomended for the beach and both come in different absorbency levels. 0
Her navel. 0
You're my breast friend. 0
Her boobs were too big for B shells. 0
To make suckers out of men! 0
you create an asteroid. ( . )( . ) = ( . ) 0


A White, White Gay (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 01:43 (one week ago) link

I'm drawn to the ones that seem most like the humor of eight year olds. Therefore, "breasteraunt".

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 01:58 (one week ago) link

is breasteraunt some kind of triple pun involving an aunt?

Josefa, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 02:19 (one week ago) link

"You go on ahead" is all time classic

Mark G, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 08:47 (one week ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 3 July 2020 00:01 (one week ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 4 July 2020 00:01 (one week ago) link


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