most pathetic Jacob Wohl smear

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I totally forgot about this guy for a while after the Mueller smear and his arrest, but apparently he attempted some other bullshit this year? at this point his shtick is diminishing returns, but...well....let's rank the shittiest on a shit on a shingle sandwich, shall we?

https://www.thecut.com/2020/05/who-is-jacob-wohl-failed-smears.html

Poll Results

OptionVotes
WARREN FUCKS HUNK MARINE 19
Mueller assault featuring lead investigator Christoph Waltz 7
Fauci assault 2
BIDEN GOTS CORONAVIRUS AND BIDEN BE DIDEN 1
IHAN MARRIES BROTHER, CO-STARRING LAURA LOOMER, WOHL GETS DETHTHRETZ 1
KAMALA FROM CANADA, EH? 0
Buttigieg assault 0
I KNOW WHISTLEBLOWER NAME 0


Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 03:39 (three months ago) link

Warren and the "Marine" forever and ever.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 13 June 2020 03:44 (three months ago) link

Probably 'Jacob Wohl is a worthwhile human being who totally should not have been smothered in his crib'. It's an utterly slanderous position imo.

...Like a Soggy Handburger (Old Lunch), Saturday, 13 June 2020 03:48 (three months ago) link

are there any true believers on any of these or are they all just fun "well, you know that <obviously untrue wohl thing> happened so how can you support blah?" troll bait

I never heard of the Kamala one, amazing

mh, Saturday, 13 June 2020 03:48 (three months ago) link

how can this be anything other than Elizabeth Warren and her Cat o' Nine Tails

frogbs, Saturday, 13 June 2020 03:48 (three months ago) link

agreed that the hunk marine one is funniest for both the worst staging and the initial premise

mh, Saturday, 13 June 2020 03:49 (three months ago) link

yeah, it didn't even fit his usual M.O.

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:02 (three months ago) link

Biden be dyen is def weekend update tho

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:05 (three months ago) link

That was the coolest Warren ever got to be

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:09 (three months ago) link

WARREN BE WHORIN

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:11 (three months ago) link

Whichever one that featured the press conference with his cartoon lawyer who got up and extolled the genius of Wohl while his fly was down.

Mueller?

circa1916, Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:43 (three months ago) link

Google says yes.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:46 (three months ago) link

Yes. That was some fucking high comedy. Holiday Inn meeting room, the accuser “couldn’t make it”, the press who were bored enough to show up openly mocking them. So fucking good.

circa1916, Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:51 (three months ago) link

Absolutely 100 per cent Warren and the marine with a sex scar

josh az (2011nostalgia), Saturday, 13 June 2020 05:38 (three months ago) link

It's always a good day to be reminded that I got where I am because a great education was available for $50 a semester at the University of Houston (go Cougars!). We need to cancel student debt and make college free for everyone who wants it. pic.twitter.com/fHasLm0j9P

— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) October 3, 2019

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Saturday, 13 June 2020 06:50 (three months ago) link

for me it's gotta be Mueller assault featuring lead investigator Christoph Waltz

our god is a wee lil god (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 June 2020 06:57 (three months ago) link

the warren "accuser" just breaking like jimmy fallon was fun

Rik Waller-Bridge (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 13 June 2020 06:58 (three months ago) link

for me it's gotta be Mueller assault featuring lead investigator Christoph Waltz


Just reading up on it again. Truly spectacular in every way. This was his opus.

circa1916, Saturday, 13 June 2020 07:12 (three months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 00:01 (two months ago) link

'Mueller assault' was the breakthrough hit. It's been diminishing returns since then.

witless shade (jmm), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 00:15 (two months ago) link

How could you forget the Schiff smear with the photoshopped picture of him in Ed Buck’s apartment with a scantily clad man laying beside him on the couch?

unashamed and trash (Unctious), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 01:06 (two months ago) link

This work of genius

unashamed and trash (Unctious), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 01:10 (two months ago) link

Oh, fucked up the URL. THIS work of genius.

unashamed and trash (Unctious), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 01:11 (two months ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 00:01 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

Late Summer Tour:

The Trump appointee at USAID we reported saying women shouldn't hold public office, called for mass deportation of refugees, and who attacked the "gay agenda" says she holding a press conference with Jacob Wohl's group. pic.twitter.com/lOcdbVFMrh

— andrew kaczynski🤔 (@KFILE) August 3, 2020

Corrigan is also demanding now that the House Foreign Affairs chairman debate her and Jacob Wohl.

This was deputy White House liaison at the agency until an hour ago. pic.twitter.com/bjPhaOzKEq

— andrew kaczynski🤔 (@KFILE) August 3, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 3 August 2020 23:19 (one month ago) link

NEW: A source close to the matters tells me Merritt Corrigan was held hostage by Jack Burkman and Jacob Wohl.

— Zachary Petrizzo (@ZTPetrizzo) August 4, 2020

This usually the kind of thing they try to pin on lefties.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 21:51 (one month ago) link

Whatta buncha champs

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-most-absurd-trumpian-drama-ever-is-taking-place-at-of-all-places-usaid?ref=author

...a conduit sent a statement from Corrigan herself that was darker in implication. Corrigan now claimed she’d become the pawn of individuals who had attempted to “ruin” her.

"I would like to apologize,” it read. “Especially to the people who have been affected or hurt by the messages sent from my Twitter account, and the claims made in my name over the past 24 hours. I did NOT send these messages, and while I vehemently protested about them being sent in my name, my devices were not in my control. I see now that I was part of an abusive scheme and I was used to attack people that have nothing to do with me.

“I will not be participating in any press conferences as claimed in my name, and will have nothing to do with individuals who forced me to hand over my devices so they could control me and the output in my name. Due to naivete and inexperience, I became involved with people who abused my trust, conned me, and claimed they were working in my interest. I became powerless in a situation, and I deeply regret not reaching out to people who knew better, or could help me.”

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:59 (one month ago) link

This guy makes James O'Keefe look like a genius

justice 4 CCR (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 19:30 (one month ago) link

More!

In a bizarre twist, Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman have now issued a statement saying Merritt Corrigan, fired from USAID yesterday amid anti-LGBT tweets, has accused them of kidnapping her and forcing her to send the tweets

— Josh Lederman (@JoshNBCNews) August 5, 2020

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 20:19 (one month ago) link

Uh.

The statement claims that Wohl and Corrigan were in an "intense sexual relationship." It alleges without evidence that Corrigan had planned to implicate Pompeo in a foreign "gold watch scandal" but caved under pressure

— Josh Lederman (@JoshNBCNews) August 5, 2020

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 20:20 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.thedailybeast.com/jacob-wohl-staged-fake-fbi-raid-on-business-partner-actor-hired-for-production-says

nobody cares about them so they’re faking FBI raids on.. themselves?

mh, Monday, 14 September 2020 21:43 (one week ago) link

correct

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 14 September 2020 21:43 (one week ago) link

it’s brilliant

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 14 September 2020 21:44 (one week ago) link


The actors who participated were promised $400 in cash. But Abraham said that they were told after the shoot that they couldn’t be paid in cash, and were asked to email their full names and home addresses to Burkman so that he could mail them checks.

making it pretty clear you’re not going to pay your extras seems like an amazing way to keep things under wraps

mh, Monday, 14 September 2020 21:45 (one week ago) link

Nathan For You series 5 is going deep

assert (MatthewK), Monday, 14 September 2020 21:52 (one week ago) link


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