most pathetic Jacob Wohl smear

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I totally forgot about this guy for a while after the Mueller smear and his arrest, but apparently he attempted some other bullshit this year? at this point his shtick is diminishing returns, but...well....let's rank the shittiest on a shit on a shingle sandwich, shall we?

https://www.thecut.com/2020/05/who-is-jacob-wohl-failed-smears.html

Poll Results

OptionVotes
WARREN FUCKS HUNK MARINE 19
Mueller assault featuring lead investigator Christoph Waltz 7
Fauci assault 2
BIDEN GOTS CORONAVIRUS AND BIDEN BE DIDEN 1
IHAN MARRIES BROTHER, CO-STARRING LAURA LOOMER, WOHL GETS DETHTHRETZ 1
KAMALA FROM CANADA, EH? 0
Buttigieg assault 0
I KNOW WHISTLEBLOWER NAME 0


Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 03:39 (four weeks ago) link

Warren and the "Marine" forever and ever.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 13 June 2020 03:44 (four weeks ago) link

Probably 'Jacob Wohl is a worthwhile human being who totally should not have been smothered in his crib'. It's an utterly slanderous position imo.

...Like a Soggy Handburger (Old Lunch), Saturday, 13 June 2020 03:48 (four weeks ago) link

are there any true believers on any of these or are they all just fun "well, you know that <obviously untrue wohl thing> happened so how can you support blah?" troll bait

I never heard of the Kamala one, amazing

mh, Saturday, 13 June 2020 03:48 (four weeks ago) link

how can this be anything other than Elizabeth Warren and her Cat o' Nine Tails

frogbs, Saturday, 13 June 2020 03:48 (four weeks ago) link

agreed that the hunk marine one is funniest for both the worst staging and the initial premise

mh, Saturday, 13 June 2020 03:49 (four weeks ago) link

yeah, it didn't even fit his usual M.O.

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:02 (four weeks ago) link

Biden be dyen is def weekend update tho

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:05 (four weeks ago) link

That was the coolest Warren ever got to be

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:09 (four weeks ago) link

WARREN BE WHORIN

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:11 (four weeks ago) link

Whichever one that featured the press conference with his cartoon lawyer who got up and extolled the genius of Wohl while his fly was down.

Mueller?

circa1916, Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:43 (four weeks ago) link

Google says yes.

Johnny Fever, Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:46 (four weeks ago) link

Yes. That was some fucking high comedy. Holiday Inn meeting room, the accuser “couldn’t make it”, the press who were bored enough to show up openly mocking them. So fucking good.

circa1916, Saturday, 13 June 2020 04:51 (four weeks ago) link

Absolutely 100 per cent Warren and the marine with a sex scar

josh az (2011nostalgia), Saturday, 13 June 2020 05:38 (four weeks ago) link

It's always a good day to be reminded that I got where I am because a great education was available for $50 a semester at the University of Houston (go Cougars!). We need to cancel student debt and make college free for everyone who wants it. pic.twitter.com/fHasLm0j9P

— Elizabeth Warren (@ewarren) October 3, 2019

fatuous salad (symsymsym), Saturday, 13 June 2020 06:50 (four weeks ago) link

for me it's gotta be Mueller assault featuring lead investigator Christoph Waltz

our god is a wee lil god (Karl Malone), Saturday, 13 June 2020 06:57 (four weeks ago) link

the warren "accuser" just breaking like jimmy fallon was fun

Rik Waller-Bridge (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 13 June 2020 06:58 (four weeks ago) link

for me it's gotta be Mueller assault featuring lead investigator Christoph Waltz


Just reading up on it again. Truly spectacular in every way. This was his opus.

circa1916, Saturday, 13 June 2020 07:12 (four weeks ago) link

two weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 00:01 (one week ago) link

'Mueller assault' was the breakthrough hit. It's been diminishing returns since then.

witless shade (jmm), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 00:15 (one week ago) link

How could you forget the Schiff smear with the photoshopped picture of him in Ed Buck’s apartment with a scantily clad man laying beside him on the couch?

unashamed and trash (Unctious), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 01:06 (one week ago) link

This work of genius

unashamed and trash (Unctious), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 01:10 (one week ago) link

Oh, fucked up the URL. THIS work of genius.

unashamed and trash (Unctious), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 01:11 (one week ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 00:01 (one week ago) link


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