i think you should leave with tim robinson: sketch poll

Is the Dan Flashes shirt just that old pipe windows screensaver with crescent moons on top?

also someone’s using Carber Reputation Vacuum as a band name or GBV song title

“I’m putting the hat back on! I don’t care what happens to me!”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdE5nyWXe_I

everybody clap...so he's gotta come up

This is great insight into how Coffin Flop was staged

https://www.vulture.com/article/i-think-you-should-leave-coffin-flop-sketch.html

literally body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting pavement

i didn't do fucking shit! i didn't rig shit!

lmao in that article at “I don’t think I’ve done over ten coffin drops in one day for any other show, so that’s a first.”

I hadn't really thought of the logistics of the coffin flopping until I read that article. never considered what a logistical PITA it was

What logistics? nobody rigged shit

we're just shooting funerals and showing the ones where the bodies fly out

"i call this one the 'coffin flip'"

Think I might be sent? Pretty sure finding out Tim Robinson is an excellent skater has sent me a little bit. Can’t believe this is happening to me

pic.twitter.com/uZKbN0rEmt

— Joel “Air” Taylor (@whitefeeIings) July 10, 2021

the opportunists have showed up on Etsy:

https://www.etsy.com/listing/970069369/paul-bufano-roy-donk-vintage-jazz-poster

https://i.etsystatic.com/24123405/r/il/eb5f3e/3070495615/il_794xN.3070495615_sbij.jpg

good lord

The truth is, I may look like I have it all, but inside I'm just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask for people's food or their burger

I don't care if I die at all. Everything has sucked lately.

I LIKE THAT GUN

WHAT ARE YOU, DUMB?

get ready to eat bullets!

idk why that was the quote in my head when the actual quote is

"eat fuckin bullets you fuckers! you fuckin suck!"

starring RYAN TANNA

it's Paul Bufano! how hard is that!

PAUL BUFANO!!!!

lmao

https://www.reddit.com/r/Madden/comments/d7k59i/just_played_a_kicker_named_tiny_boop_squig/

how did I not notice until now that the dead body in the coffin during Fred Willard's sketch suddenly cracks a smile at the end of his last song

from a review of Colgate Comedy Hour VHS on Amazon:

Paul Buffano
5.0 out of 5 stars The king of the Tuk Tuk sound
Reviewed in the United States on April 28, 2020
Remember when Jazz legend Marcus "The Worm" Hicks co-starred with Tiny Boop Squigg Shorterly? Those freak lips.... he hit the high Cs all night long. Now, he was no Roy Donk, but he did play the alto sax with a kink in it when he ran with Mookie Kramer and the Eight Balls.

The only episode I enjoyed more was when Paul Julian (the guy who did the voice of the Roadrunner) performed a few sketches with Jack Marshall (who wrote the Munsters theme song). The rest of the TV in the early 50s was pretty meat-and-potatoes.

The fact that you can buy the DVD set for like 12 bones makes me so excited that I want to pull my hair up (not out).

https://www.vulture.com/article/sloppy-steaks-i-think-you-should-leave-review.html

if you're saying the patterns aren't complicated, well....

they are

they are

people say that it’s healthy, but with that much cherry, and that much ground chuck, it can’t be healthy

i don’t know how to hear any more about tables

Glad Instagram won this. The best sketches in this show are the ones that could performed on a bare stage imo

Are we gonna poll the second season?

don't tell me any crap

I

don't

WANT IT

coffin flops the obvs season 2 winner

think karl havoc could take it

Haunted House

coffin flopppppppps

I am an Everything Is Upside-Down partisan

Tables

I'm gonna rip off the chin! It kills!

The chin kills?

tables!

Big Black’s “Cables” but with “Tables”

Tables is also brilliant

“Let me take a video of you saying that you’re going to kill the President.”

what is her job?

i need to rewatch s2 but i didn't like most of it on first go, but the one that was funniest to me was sloppy steaks

I rewatched season one and I’m really glad they got away from the lazy Tim and Eric wHoA eDiTiNg aNd fUnNY vOicEs shit

and popcorn

funny voices are funny if they come from Patti Harrison

starting to think my actual favorite is the courtroom sequence

quit fuckin' with them