i think you should leave with tim robinson: sketch poll

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oh fuck what the fuck

Poll Results

OptionVotes
instagram 6
laser spine specialists 5
nachos 4
focus group 4
the day that robert palins murdered me (aaaaand it was also the night the skeletons came to life) 3
chunky 2
river mountain high (tc tuggers, the only shirt with the dope tugging knob) 2
baby of the year 2
game night 2
lifetime achievement 1
traffic (friday night) 1
brooks brothers 1
new printer 1
bozo dubbed over 1
christmas carol 1
both ways 1
biker guy 1
pink bag (that'd be a great day for me, if i farted and nobody barfed!) 1
new joe 1
the man 0
has this ever happened to you? 0
baby shower (i thought it was gonna be a hit! it turns out it fucking suuuuuuucks) 0
gift receipt 0
fenton's stables and horse ranch 0
babysitter 0
wilson's toupees 0
choking 0
which hand? (magicians suck!) 0
party house (im garfield) 0


mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 29 May 2020 04:13 (one year ago) link

Brad don’t make me fucking choose!

silby, Friday, 29 May 2020 04:16 (one year ago) link

this is actually a really hard poll

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 29 May 2020 04:17 (one year ago) link

i am personally torn between "laser spine specialists" and "bozo dubbed over"

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 29 May 2020 04:18 (one year ago) link

I think I kind of dislike gift receipt and I’m not huge on Christmas Carol but all the rest of them are equally best.

silby, Friday, 29 May 2020 04:20 (one year ago) link

Instagram, new Joe, and new printer are calling out to me.

silby, Friday, 29 May 2020 04:23 (one year ago) link

If baby of the year doesn’t win I’ll kill myself on live tv

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 29 May 2020 04:28 (one year ago) link

the amount of different yet equally hilarious jokes in "laser spine specialists" just astounds me but i guess i could say the exact same thing about "baby of the year"

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 29 May 2020 04:40 (one year ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joxn8VS3j68

somehow missed this, really adds a lot to the sketch

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 17:53 (one year ago) link

mall baby, walking in the street
mall baby, walking with her feet

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 17:54 (one year ago) link

tc tuggers is the purest expression of the ITYSL energy

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 18:19 (one year ago) link

tough choice between focus group, nachos, bozo dubbed over, and the night the skeletons came to life

na (NA), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 18:21 (one year ago) link

I have voted for Instagram.

all cats are beautiful (silby), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 18:22 (one year ago) link

I'm a sucker for exuberant language catastrophes, that's just who I am as a person

all cats are beautiful (silby), Wednesday, 3 June 2020 18:23 (one year ago) link

im not even supposed ta BE here

voodoo chili, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 20:49 (one year ago) link

the sketches that made me laugh most explosively the first time were the hot dog car and the johnny cash sketch, but bozo has snuck up to become the one i think about the most

voodoo chili, Wednesday, 3 June 2020 20:51 (one year ago) link

Honk if You’re Horny and the Hot Dog one sold it for me initially, but I’ve watched this maybe three times in total now and it seems like new ones rise to the top each time. The Fred Willard organist one was played like maybe 5+ times during an acid trip a few months ago with a group of people in paralyzed laughter.

circa1916, Thursday, 4 June 2020 02:06 (one year ago) link

aaaand it's bozo

ACABincalifornia (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 16 June 2020 22:15 (one year ago) link

i finally ended up voting for... laser spine specialists

come here you little fuuuuuuck

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 18 June 2020 14:49 (one year ago) link

HE'S BEEN RUDE TO ME HIS WHOLE LIFE

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 18 June 2020 14:50 (one year ago) link

Focus group is funniest

or something, Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:16 (one year ago) link

ended up voting for that'd be a great day for me, if i farted and nobody barfed

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:18 (one year ago) link

oh wait no I already voted TC tuggers, which is a fine choice

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:18 (one year ago) link

does it come in other styles?

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:19 (one year ago) link

...

not really

ACABincalifornia (voodoo chili), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:25 (one year ago) link

debating bw baby of the year and instagram which came back to back on the first episode. leaning BOTY bc of the in memoriam ending my god

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:27 (one year ago) link

pancaked by a drunk dump truck driver

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:27 (one year ago) link

i think the two lines that made me the laugh the most were "was that a toupee, you piece of shit?" from wilson's toupees and "that's why i'm so fucking confused!" from the day that robert palins murdered me but the song from honk if you're horny is probably my favorite thing.

mizzell, Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:28 (one year ago) link

but instagram is so perfect...

mizzell, Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:29 (one year ago) link

I can't believe there's not another season of this show yet

all cats are beautiful (silby), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:35 (one year ago) link

are we even gonna get anything now?

all cats are beautiful (silby), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:36 (one year ago) link

SANTA BROUGHT IT EARLY!

ACABincalifornia (voodoo chili), Thursday, 18 June 2020 18:37 (one year ago) link

is that the joke?

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 18 June 2020 20:40 (one year ago) link

the lady in that sketch is v funny on shrill (on hulu)

methinks dababy doth bop shit too much (m bison), Thursday, 18 June 2020 23:18 (one year ago) link

also v funny on twitter

ACABincalifornia (voodoo chili), Thursday, 18 June 2020 23:32 (one year ago) link

It's an outlier for the ITYSL aesthetic but had to go with New Joe as I can't watch it without laughing out loud.

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 19 June 2020 14:00 (one year ago) link

This is totally Instagram but shout out to Gift Receipt and Baby of the Year

shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 19 June 2020 17:10 (one year ago) link

as I said upthread I'm not a big fan of gift receipt, I think poop bothers me. On the other hand, "you used too small a slice!"

all cats are beautiful (silby), Friday, 19 June 2020 17:12 (one year ago) link

I don't really get the appeal of Instagram, that sort of extravagantly performative swearing will never be as funny to me as "oh fuck what da fuck"

or something, Friday, 19 June 2020 17:47 (one year ago) link

i eat paper all the time!!!!!!

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 19 June 2020 17:47 (one year ago) link

"load my frickin' lard carcass into the mud, no coffin please, just wet wet mud. bae" was the line that made me fall in love with the show

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 19 June 2020 17:48 (one year ago) link

It's not just the swearing; it's the swearing combined with the cheery tone-deaf delivery combined with it all being in response to being called a dum-dum and an idiot.

shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 19 June 2020 17:54 (one year ago) link

man there are like 15 other sketches I’d vote for before Instagram. It doesn’t even have Tim Robinson in it!

na (NA), Friday, 19 June 2020 17:56 (one year ago) link

It does have Vanessa Bayer in it, though, and she is a national treasure

shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 19 June 2020 17:59 (one year ago) link

“Billy as in me? Or Billy as in him?”
“Your name is Billy, too?”
“No, that's why I'm so fucking confused!”

Fucking gets me every time

circa1916, Friday, 19 June 2020 23:01 (one year ago) link

Tim Robinson rivals Matt Berry for injecting new life into tired swears

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Friday, 19 June 2020 23:04 (one year ago) link

Is “traffic” the honk if you’re horny sketch? If so, may throw it to that.

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, 20 June 2020 00:43 (one year ago) link

has this ever happened to you? isn’t getting enough love

ACABincalifornia (voodoo chili), Saturday, 20 June 2020 01:11 (one year ago) link

you’re not part of the turbo team! move! slowly!

ACABincalifornia (voodoo chili), Saturday, 20 June 2020 01:11 (one year ago) link

you had all summer to think of it

ACABincalifornia (voodoo chili), Thursday, 25 June 2020 01:10 (eleven months ago) link

i'll also take write-in votes for "tim not being allowed to buy halloween stuff bc of covid"

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 25 June 2020 01:49 (eleven months ago) link

Did you see(hear) him expand on that bit when he called in to Office Hours?

Evan, Thursday, 25 June 2020 02:46 (eleven months ago) link

lol yes

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 25 June 2020 02:49 (eleven months ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 26 June 2020 00:01 (eleven months ago) link

im team insta btw

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 26 June 2020 00:11 (eleven months ago) link

i like that so many sketches got votes! i love that nachos is really up there!

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 26 June 2020 01:49 (eleven months ago) link

guess i shouldve voted for bozo tho :(

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 26 June 2020 01:50 (eleven months ago) link

it's realy sad, he used too small a slice

shout-out to his family (DJP), Friday, 26 June 2020 14:36 (eleven months ago) link

feels wrong that he's not in the "winning" sketch but better luck next season I guess

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Friday, 26 June 2020 14:37 (eleven months ago) link

sad to see zero votes for Baby Shower, Stanzo brand fedoras deserve better.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 26 June 2020 14:49 (eleven months ago) link

50 black, slicked-back hair wigs

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 26 June 2020 14:54 (eleven months ago) link

i thought brooks brothers was going to be a contender personally

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 26 June 2020 14:54 (eleven months ago) link

it's an obvious instant classic, but the name 'brooks brothers' isn't so obvious.

ACABincalifornia (voodoo chili), Friday, 26 June 2020 18:28 (eleven months ago) link

im proud to be the only clown who used his 'puter to vote for bozo dubbed over

ACABincalifornia (voodoo chili), Friday, 26 June 2020 18:28 (eleven months ago) link

lol yeah maybe i should've put "hot dog car" in parentheses after that one

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 26 June 2020 18:30 (eleven months ago) link

the official sketch titles are all very obtuse

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 26 June 2020 18:30 (eleven months ago) link

this one's grown on me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3fTRk2yEgU

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 26 June 2020 18:55 (eleven months ago) link

that was an immediate fave

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 26 June 2020 21:03 (eleven months ago) link

the first time i saw focus group was one of the best moments of my life

flopson, Friday, 26 June 2020 21:06 (eleven months ago) link

otm

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 26 June 2020 21:07 (eleven months ago) link

How did I miss this poll?! Too many bookmarks I guess... I think The Man was my favorite. Esp. the part where Forte chews out the other passenger for moving the wrong direction in the aisle.

Also, Baby of the Year and the Robert Palins thing.

DJI, Friday, 26 June 2020 21:09 (eleven months ago) link

i'm garfield!!

ACABincalifornia (voodoo chili), Friday, 26 June 2020 22:27 (eleven months ago) link

a hot dip or something

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 27 June 2020 06:12 (eleven months ago) link

two months pass...

i hope nobody goes home and fucks my mom!

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 02:37 (nine months ago) link

three months pass...

roy donk_enby

https://t.co/4QcGlttRxz

— crash override (@donk_enby) January 13, 2021

boz conspiracy by toby hus (voodoo chili), Thursday, 14 January 2021 18:18 (five months ago) link

not sure what that has to do with this thread, but anyway...

this has to be the best comedy show to come out of the states in the last ten years

we really need to rank all the insults in the ig sketch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xS9Y_mjTjc

Punster McPunisher, Saturday, 23 January 2021 06:00 (five months ago) link

you don’t know roy donk? from the colgate comedy hour?

voodoo chili, Saturday, 23 January 2021 14:10 (five months ago) link

king of the tuk tuk sound????

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Saturday, 23 January 2021 14:12 (five months ago) link

what no

school/link me

Punster McPunisher, Saturday, 23 January 2021 17:51 (five months ago) link

one month passes...

and that song is rockin', baby! we gotta fly jeff chris down from indiana to mix it professionally!

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Wednesday, 3 March 2021 00:33 (three months ago) link

three months pass...

ah, i see there's been discussion about this on the other thread

...i feel like i fucked up

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Thursday, 10 June 2021 17:02 (one week ago) link

i fucked up by making two threads. had figure out what i was supposed to do

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 10 June 2021 17:02 (one week ago) link

Can't wait to see 16,736 memes and gifs from another season of a show that I won't watch because there is no possible way it can ever live up to the ridiculously insane hype.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 10 June 2021 17:04 (one week ago) link

idk i think it's right in your q zone

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Thursday, 10 June 2021 17:06 (one week ago) link

I mean, nothing against him or the show, it's probably great. I just missed the boat on season 1 and no, having been inundated with so many memes and gifs from it, it feels like it can't possibly live up to my expectations.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 10 June 2021 17:10 (one week ago) link

"no" - "now"

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 10 June 2021 17:10 (one week ago) link

god I still can't get over the baby of the year.

GET HER OUT OF HERE

GOD...DAMMIT!

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 17:11 (one week ago) link

... imo just watch it

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 10 June 2021 17:14 (one week ago) link

"Calm down, they're old ones! They don't stay babies forever, y'idiot. Fuckin'... stupid... asshole"

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 17:17 (one week ago) link

in memoriams don't usually include how they died

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 10 June 2021 17:53 (one week ago) link

pancaked by a drunk dump truck driver

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Thursday, 10 June 2021 20:34 (one week ago) link

might fuck this whole thing up!

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 20:36 (one week ago) link

who is the most popular now, paul?

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Thursday, 10 June 2021 20:48 (one week ago) link

"there is no mud pies, ok? And I genuinely like the gifts?

"Swear to fucking God?"

"Yes!"

"Then let my wife eat the fucking receipt!"

cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Thursday, 10 June 2021 20:57 (one week ago) link

everybody, let's get out of here. this place is covered head-to-toe in shit

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 10 June 2021 20:58 (one week ago) link

word from a friend with screeners, and I quote: "Oh yeah it's good"

intern at pelican brief consulting (Simon H.), Friday, 11 June 2021 00:55 (one week ago) link

it’s gotta be quality on my end or no fuckin deal

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 11 June 2021 01:03 (one week ago) link


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