what's the correct way to place toilet paper onto the holder?

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if you spend more than 20 minutes passionately arguing about this, gtfo
if you spend more than 15 minutes passionately arguing about this, gtfo
if you spend any time passionately arguing about this, gtfo
i care a lot about this


I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 22:28 (one week ago) link

I do have a preference and I am lucky, in that my wife shares my preference. Harmony and understanding prevail. Sympathy and trust abound. It is the Age of Aquarius in our bathroom. Sways, segues to "Let the Sun Shine In", then to "I'd Like to Buy the World a Home (and Furnish It With Love)".

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 22:35 (one week ago) link

I pronounce it "scone"

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 23:05 (one week ago) link

idgaf

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 23:22 (one week ago) link

I do it willy nilly with no thought whatsoever to which direction it is in

COVID and the Gang (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 23:22 (one week ago) link

One of the legends of Bayshore concerns the night that Henley wrote a long memo to the maid to complain about the toilet paper coming off the bottom instead of the top of the roll (if it were meant to come off the bottom and unroll all over the floor, Henley figured, the little pink flowers would have been printed on the underside of the sheets).

“It was a joke,” he says, when I ask about the incident. “But don’t you think it should come off the top?”

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 May 2020 23:24 (one week ago) link

"I'm not a racist, but..."

"I wasn't looking at her, but..."

"It was a joke, but..."

pplains, Thursday, 21 May 2020 13:21 (six days ago) link

I care a lot about this

silby, Friday, 22 May 2020 16:03 (five days ago) link

... is the right answer.

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Friday, 22 May 2020 16:03 (five days ago) link

I no longer need to use toilet paper at all because someone once asked me this question and it is impossible to give a shit

What fash heil is this? (wins), Friday, 22 May 2020 16:06 (five days ago) link

I never cared about this until I heard the story about Don Henley being an asshole about it. I started thinking about it a lot after that and decided that he was absolutely 100% correct.

peace, man, Friday, 22 May 2020 16:08 (five days ago) link

Lol are these scatallogical references intentional

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 22 May 2020 16:14 (five days ago) link

Heh

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Friday, 22 May 2020 16:16 (five days ago) link

In the case of my post, yes, that is the joke

What fash heil is this? (wins), Friday, 22 May 2020 16:18 (five days ago) link

In my case, no.

peace, man, Friday, 22 May 2020 17:52 (five days ago) link

Hate toilet roll holders in general. Just sit it on the cistern/shelf/floor.

Eyeball Kicks, Sunday, 24 May 2020 00:55 (three days ago) link

The Simpsons taught me overhand was improper

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Sunday, 24 May 2020 01:44 (three days ago) link

I hate The Simpsons too.

Eyeball Kicks, Sunday, 24 May 2020 01:47 (three days ago) link

Just a quote generator for boring idiots.

Eyeball Kicks, Sunday, 24 May 2020 01:50 (three days ago) link

You sound smrt

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Sunday, 24 May 2020 02:24 (three days ago) link


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