rolling “Trump is gonna win” containment thread

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I mean there is a much more plausible explanation that they're thinking "It's still a better move for a GOP elected official not to oppose Trump so openly that the hardcore Trumpists would figure it out, better to let this thing deflate on its own"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 9 November 2020 03:48 (three years ago) link

Said on another thread my neighbor removed Trump flag from his pickup truck on Thursday but US and blue lives matter flags remain. Yesterday I noticed the don't tread on me mixed with confed flag was down from mast on house, dunno how long ago that happened.
Then I thought hmm maybe he grabbed the Trump flag and hitched a ride with a buddy to Phx to go protest. We shall see if Trump flag makes a return

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 9 November 2020 03:52 (three years ago) link

eephus otm

mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 November 2020 04:00 (three years ago) link

otm where I sweat or otm where I talk myself down

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 9 November 2020 04:08 (three years ago) link

I meant that most career politicians are just keeping their heads down in the hopes that things just deflate

mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 November 2020 04:15 (three years ago) link

OK I do think that makes the most sense

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 9 November 2020 04:23 (three years ago) link

I had a paranoid moment about the coup possibility, but I just don't see the mechanics of it working. Federalist Society and all, I don't think the judiciary is sufficiently degraded to allow it. And the courts are his only conceivable avenue, it's not going to come from the military.

In court, you have actually prove things.

have to

Eephus, I hasten to note that abject terror and eerie calm can in fact coexist, and both may be right.

It's Schrodinger's news cycle.

Wetting your pants while also taking celebratory bong hits is prolly appropriate to the moment.

Carry on and stay thirsty my friends

mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 November 2020 04:45 (three years ago) link

Wetting your pants while also taking celebratory bong hits is prolly appropriate to the moment.

are you literally looking in my window right now

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 9 November 2020 04:57 (three years ago) link

YMP looking through all of our windows rn

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 9 November 2020 05:02 (three years ago) link

You should at least have the sense to draw the blinds, sheesh

mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 November 2020 05:02 (three years ago) link

You especially, Lunch.

mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 November 2020 05:02 (three years ago) link

I've been having some panicky feelings tonight, too, after reading this Masha Gessen piece (from a few days ago), calling Trump's declaration of victory an "attempted autocratic breakthrough," and the stuff about how the GSA administrator won't authorize the transition to begin.

jaymc, Monday, 9 November 2020 05:08 (three years ago) link

My nightmare is that network news is going to be trotting out Trump like his opinions mean something, like Newt Gingrich, until the end of time.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Monday, 9 November 2020 05:11 (three years ago) link

I'd be scared if these weren't the dumbest motherfuckers who ever lived

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 9 November 2020 05:34 (three years ago) link

that was my reaction to the original coup talk

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Monday, 9 November 2020 05:35 (three years ago) link

the Gessen piece isn't making me feel panicky about the January transition. 2024 and beyond tho ...

lukas, Monday, 9 November 2020 05:43 (three years ago) link

Hopefully we can have an orderly wind-down of America by then

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Monday, 9 November 2020 05:47 (three years ago) link

Upper miss brings truth

I'd be scared if these weren't the dumbest motherfuckers who ever lived

Hah, yes. The press conference for their long-planned coup d'etat would somehow end up being held at Cooter Tat's, a Dukes of Hazzard-themed tattoo parlor outside of Macon.

mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 November 2020 06:06 (three years ago) link

(Y'know, because "coup d'etat" sounds kinda like "Cooter Tat") man I really need to to go sleep now

mouts and shurmurs (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 9 November 2020 06:08 (three years ago) link

Ah, yr not gonna top what actually happened

Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2020 07:14 (three years ago) link

Masha Gessen is a kook, wouldn't listen to much to what she's saying.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 9 November 2020 12:25 (three years ago) link

I am not concerned about any coup nonsense; a ums pointed out, these guys would pull of a coup that ended with them hanging off a bridge over the Potomac.

I am worried about an effective transition due to the hollowing out of agency professionals over the last 4 years and a determination by Trump goons to hamstring the next administration as much as possible. Even little things like passwords and legacy knowledge are going to be lacking.

the colour out of space (is the place) (PBKR), Monday, 9 November 2020 13:21 (three years ago) link

of = off

the colour out of space (is the place) (PBKR), Monday, 9 November 2020 13:21 (three years ago) link

BUt what if the next wave of GOPers has a few more braincells. Is the world f-ed.
or is this the last stand of a dying brand.

Stevolende, Monday, 9 November 2020 13:34 (three years ago) link

Cobra Kai Never Dies, my friend

Nhex, Monday, 9 November 2020 13:48 (three years ago) link

Masha Gessen is a kook


How tf do you figure

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Monday, 9 November 2020 16:35 (three years ago) link

Also *they

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Monday, 9 November 2020 16:36 (three years ago) link

I've liked their New Yorker stuff.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 November 2020 16:38 (three years ago) link

Trump is not complex. His declaration of victory "by a lot" was an attempt at an autocratic breakthrough. But, typically for him, it was only effective at deluding his most clueless supporters, who are mostly good for driving around in pickups yelling "we love Trump". They aren't organized and he has no interest in organizing them, so they're useless to him for overturning the election.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 9 November 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link

my mom called Trumps voter fraud line and told them she saw a guy in Atlanta alter the ballots by staring at them for several minutes

brimstead, Monday, 9 November 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link

<3

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 9 November 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link

(It was a prank call, maybe shouldn’t have posted that)

brimstead, Monday, 9 November 2020 18:07 (three years ago) link

Trump is not complex. His declaration of victory "by a lot" was an attempt at an autocratic breakthrough. But, typically for him, it was only effective at deluding his most clueless supporters, who are mostly good for driving around in pickups yelling "we love Trump". They aren't organized and he has no interest in organizing them, so they're useless to him for overturning the election.

― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, November 9, 2020 1:01 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'd say this is right, which is why I both agree that Trump was attempting *something* and that at the same time calling it a fancy term like "autocratic breakthrough" gives it too much credit. He's reacting instinctively and trying everything he can, but it's not like he developed some sophisticated plot to remain in office/seize power. He doesn't have the chops or the wherewithal for a true autocratic breakthrough, even as POTUS. In the same sense that it would be a stretch to call the Whitmer kidnapping plot an "attempted coup," since they didn't get that close, and even if they had kidnapped her it's not like they could have overthrown the government of Michigan.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, 9 November 2020 18:09 (three years ago) link

the phrase "autocratic attempt" is a good one, i think, because he really did try to cancel the popular will and re-install himself as prez with his attacks on the mail and the legitimacy of the electoral process. it's looking like he failed, but he did "attempt" it.

la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Monday, 9 November 2020 18:16 (three years ago) link

somewhat half-assedly of course

The Bosom Manor Michaelmas Special (silby), Monday, 9 November 2020 18:17 (three years ago) link

rolling trump is gonna coup containment thread

la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Monday, 9 November 2020 21:34 (three years ago) link

Coup coup kachoo

I know, but when's the joke coming that that's the punchline for?

Mark G, Monday, 9 November 2020 21:42 (three years ago) link

got stuck in a doctor’s waiting room today and dealt with a half hour harangue by some older dude about how trump is gonna pull it out (fake signatures on ballots on Wisconsin) and I said “uh huh” so many times that I died

Clay, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 00:20 (three years ago) link

can't wait til audits causes Trump to lose votes in recounts

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 00:22 (three years ago) link

Clay, you have more fortitude than I do. I would have told that geezer to fuck off.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 00:57 (three years ago) link

Trump is prepping to quell mass protests if he manages to stay in power. Firing of Esper is part of a contingency plan that has been in place for just this occasion. I’m not saying he can pull this off, but he’s ready to try. Obviously Trump is too inept/lazy to orchestrate a coup, but I smell Barr all over this.

epistantophus, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 01:15 (three years ago) link

The last thing I want to smell is Barr on anything.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 01:25 (three years ago) link

The SecDef - especially a new one - is not going to have the leverage they need here. They would need to fire the generals that aren't loyal.

lukas, Tuesday, 10 November 2020 02:07 (three years ago) link

Pivoting from the general politics thread, as it better belongs here:

It's rich to see so many in the media claiming the 2024 nomination is "Trump's if he wants it

I can pretty easily see him elected again in 4 years, when a lot of mitigating factors will likely be ... de-mitigated? The things working against him are harder to gauge: his age (though he'd be as old as Biden is now), his health, his legal jeopardy (though iirc a felon can still run for president). But worst of all, as hopeless as congress will be for the next couple of years, if Trump immediately runs again then a whole bunch of basic safeguards that need to be bolstered or put back in place could fail to take root, as the GOP, still controlled/dominated by Asshole, will absolutely block even basic precautionary measures, claiming they are being pushed to prevent Trump from winning again, which of course would be cheating/a preememptive coup/undemocratic/some bullshit. Which makes the GA races all the more key, to get stuff enacted while the Dems can.

Best case scenario, if he runs, is he runs third party.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 12 November 2020 15:14 (three years ago) link

this is why they need to prosecute him, not that going to jail for a little while will stop him from running again.

la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Thursday, 12 November 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link

or +- 45% of the country from voting for him anyway

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 12 November 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link


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