love* in the time of plague (and by love* i mean brexit* and other dreary matters of uk politics)

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lol wtf at this bbc framing

They've really convinced themselves that this is The Remain Media trying to get Cummings because of Brexit.

They're delusional.

birdcage slowly rocking back and forth on the Graun stream still. wish cummings had to do this every day!

this is beyond disrespectful

Was May this late? I can't remember last decade

― stet, Monday, 25 May 2020 bookmarkflaglink

There was a statement released by Durham police just after 4pm. Wonder if that is leading to the delay.

Lol can u believe tthis sun tzu reading wasteman

What is this Ace Attorney revised police statement shit

He has everyone waiting because he can.

they should just have a plinth channel, I'd watch it

yeah it’s a pure fuck-you

Probably gonna try some demon headmaster shit lol

Not me, I'm on the PlayStation

I just painted the skirting boards

Axl Rose trending on Twitter because of this

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Posted: 25 May 2020 at 16:21:02
vicki young stfu challenge

here we fucking go

If he pranks you and doesn’t show up it will be the 1st thing he does I approve of, teach you to tune in to this garbage

I guess the closer he gets to 5pm the less time they will have for questions before the official press conference.

what a charismatic powerhouse

"Sorry I'm late"

I knew he wouldn't have an iron

he's sitting there like a sulking school boy reading out the note his dad wrote for why he'd been naughty

I can hardly understand his thick North Eastern accent.

Lol what’s the background noise

ha, he's shit at this

This noise is hilarious

He brought a labouring cow

disappointingly going with 'humble man of reason' rather than 'bragging supervillain', it isn't really working

Lol what’s the background noise

man his understanding of how the disease spreads and how isolation works is... patchy

convenient

Bass vuvuzela.

Idk why you wouldn’t just make a brief apology rather than this....boring shit.

flood the zone

have you seen his blog

wah wah I'm the victim

Someone is practicing the saxophone

i was going to put only my youngest extended family members at risk! it was fine!

Doesn't Peter Brotzmann live in London these days?

That noise is making me pine for Cafe Oto

It’s a lovely Dominic Cummings press statement in the rose garden, and you are a horrible goose

— m cox (@mmdotcox) May 25, 2020

Trying to bore us to death here.

I had to leave so that I didn't leave my wife at home alone (when I should have been isolating with them)

jesus, feel like I should be getting paid to listen to this

marco Rubio-esque drink of water there

What is this, his fucking livejournal?

so yeah i was wrong but for reasons i didn't expect

Did anyone else laugh at this shit about the hospital distance

What a boring little cunt.