Writing a letter to the 1922 he is disgusted
― stet, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:25 (four years ago) link
i said what i said and i stand by it xp
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:26 (four years ago) link
told you, serial evader. whatever it takes.
― Fizzles, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link
didnt want it enough where was pogba
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:28 (four years ago) link
Reading between the lines of that IDS quote and, given that they've lied about his condition all the way along, I reckon Bozzer's a goner.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link
hey hopefully he’s in the best hands
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:30 (four years ago) link
stop, stop, it's the hope that kills you
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:30 (four years ago) link
Oh shit, ‘The Queen is being kept informed of BJ’s condition.’
― santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:34 (four years ago) link
If he dies do we do another clap for the NHS?
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:34 (four years ago) link
The sound of one hand clapping.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:36 (four years ago) link
https://e2.365dm.com/16/04/1600x900/kevin-keegan-rant-alex-ferguson_3455702.jpg
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:36 (four years ago) link
Boris Johnson Released From Hospital After Defunding It, Shutting It Down https://t.co/Y5GPgGurNS pic.twitter.com/aeNhTEKyDN— The Onion (@TheOnion) April 6, 2020
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:42 (four years ago) link
Some context as UK PM Boris Johnson is admitted to intensive care:A new report from @ICNARC found that of 690 UK covid patients admitted to ICU with a reported final outcome, 50% died and 50% lived https://t.co/W9Rg0z68Jf pic.twitter.com/kRSXCwZmz2— John Burn-Murdoch (@jburnmurdoch) April 6, 2020
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:43 (four years ago) link
following in Churchill's footsteps by dying
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:45 (four years ago) link
So how likely is it that he was infected by Nadine Dorries?
― ymo sumac (NickB), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:47 (four years ago) link
How many of the 690 were only admitted as a precaution tho statsboy
― stet, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link
insisting on shaking the hands of coronavirus patients a few weeks ago probably didn’t help tbf
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link
Many with #COVID19 are felled by fatigue/temperature and use isolation to sleep+recover. Boris has risked his health & worked every day on our behalf to lead the battle against this vile virusLets do our bit for him and @carriesymonds now. Send them our love #getwellsoonboris— Nadine Dorries 🇬🇧 (@NadineDorries) April 6, 2020
Dorries is actually angry at the virus itself
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:50 (four years ago) link
The Guilties Of Guilty Lane
― nashwan, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:51 (four years ago) link
(xxp) He was just following the advice of his own government at the time - go out and infect yourself for Britain.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:52 (four years ago) link
Imagine how angry she’d be at someone who’d potentially passed it to him
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:53 (four years ago) link
A hero, sacrificing himself and 249,999 others for the economy.
― ShariVari, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:53 (four years ago) link
Raab was going all Churchillian (surprise surprise) earlier constantly talking about 'defeating' the virus - put 'em up, Rona, let's you and me rassle.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link
For real, though, I am not sure who on the front bench would be preferable as PM, though I’m also not sure how many would have been cracked enough to go for the herd immunity play.
― ShariVari, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:54 (four years ago) link
everyone on the front bench is a swivel-eyed maniac iirc
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:55 (four years ago) link
Can we just have the bench?
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:57 (four years ago) link
Churchill almost died in office too, is this what they mean by Churchillian
― la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link
I don’t want to spook Johnson, but Dermot Murnaghan is reading the news on Sky News tonight.
― Dan Worsley, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:58 (four years ago) link
Ideally they’d have someone with a military background to coordinate the effort, someone with foreign affairs experience to negotiate the choppy global waters, someone whose views on community Conservatism fit with the new policy landscape. It’s Tugendhat time.
― ShariVari, Monday, 6 April 2020 21:01 (four years ago) link
Quite the development
― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link
TUGMENTUM IS BACK BABY
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link
Lol Mara Wilson is retweeting Simon Hedges and talking about the Lib Dems, Mara post on ilx
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:09 (four years ago) link
okay fine i am mara wilson, ama about mrs doubtfire
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 21:11 (four years ago) link
Txt from upstairs neighbor saying she interrupted drug dealers in our porch yesterday and now I can hear people talking out there again tonight. Just generally jumpy at street noises when there aren't meant to be any.
Slight temp and sinus pain this afternoon / evening.
― koogs, Monday, 6 April 2020 21:45 (four years ago) link
Also posting on wrong thread, is that a symptom?
― koogs, Monday, 6 April 2020 21:46 (four years ago) link
This is like going to bed before Christmas as a kid.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 6 April 2020 22:04 (four years ago) link
yeah i need to tune out, just read a book or something
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link
Hold tight boris, trump's got your back on this
And I’ve asked two of the leading companies – these are brilliant companies. Ebola, Aids, they’ve come with the solutions and just have done incredible jobs – and I’ve asked them to contact London immediately
― ymo sumac (NickB), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:21 (four years ago) link
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/f/f1/Harry_Lime-0.png/
― la légende d'beer (Matt #2), Monday, 6 April 2020 22:45 (four years ago) link
Morning.
I love working as a doctor and secretly whispering verses of the Quran into Boris Johnson's ear, secretly converting him to Islam. My boss can't do anything to stop me because he is quarantined and also because he's afraid of being called racist— Dr. HK (@HKesvani) April 7, 2020
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 06:24 (four years ago) link
Gove also revealed that, like Dominic Raab, he has not spoken to Johnson since he was taken to hospital in Sunday.
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 07:14 (four years ago) link
Even stranger than that:
I’ve been talking to members of the prime minister’s team but not to the prime minister himself. The prime minister has a team around him who ensure that the work of government goes on.
If Gove and Raab aren't part of that team, who is?
― ShariVari, Tuesday, 7 April 2020 07:15 (four years ago) link
the bilderberg group and the reverse vampires
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 07:17 (four years ago) link
It’s Cummings communicating over 5G.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 07:18 (four years ago) link
Former adviser to the PM Will Walden offers optimism about his condition:“His zest for life shines through, he’s a very strong guy, he’s immensely fit... so if anyone is in a good position mentally and physically to fight off this disease then he’s that guy”. @BBCr4today— Paul Brand (@PaulBrandITV) April 7, 2020
― Hey, let me drunkenly animate yr boats in about 25 to 60 days! (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 07:24 (four years ago) link
BoJo's infamous zest for life pulling him through
oof
― plax (ico), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 07:25 (four years ago) link
damning assessment
that immensely fat fit boris in fullhttps://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/ay_115602095_1556804271.jpg?quality=90&strip=all
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 07:26 (four years ago) link
boris too zaftig to die
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 7 April 2020 07:27 (four years ago) link