well I’m no fan of his general political outlook, but I will give Keir Starmer credit for making his first act as leader of the opposition killing the prime minister— boomsday prepper (@AliceAvizandum) April 6, 2020
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:47 (four years ago) link
I would accept any egg on my face if I was to succumb to the rona after Bojo
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:47 (four years ago) link
trying not to lol about this online too much in case, in an ironic twist, i too end up dying from the covid in a month or two but it's fuckin' difficult lads
I thought about this too but there's just no way I'm lucky enough to see two of my least favorite people dispatched within such short notice
― brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:49 (four years ago) link
its pascals wager in reverse, loving boris dying isnt going to determine at all whether you get it or not so as well to get yr lols in first
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:50 (four years ago) link
xp harsh on bg there simon
damn what a way to find out i'm on simon's shitlist
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:50 (four years ago) link
Yes, that didn't quite read right.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:50 (four years ago) link
If I’m dying because of the virus boris spread I will not take any time to feel bad at the time I laughed at boris dying because of the virus boris spread
― Microbes oft teem (wins), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:50 (four years ago) link
you know I heart you bizz xps
― brechtian social distancing (Simon H.), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:51 (four years ago) link
I thought he was referring to Pep's mum xp
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:51 (four years ago) link
heh
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:51 (four years ago) link
in other news, i'm enjoying ian duncan smith's quiet disapproval of boris' failure to bootstrap his way out of the 'rona
I know him very well so I am deeply saddened really that it should come to this. He has obviously worked like mad to try and get through this but it’s not good enough so far.
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:52 (four years ago) link
didnt want it enough where was pogba
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:53 (four years ago) link
Fucks sake Keir, now isn’t the time https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EU8QfzTXYAEtLvl?format=jpg&name=large
― extremely Dutch coughing sound (gyac), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:54 (four years ago) link
Lol
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:55 (four years ago) link
let's all take a moment to remember boris in happier times
This is going to be a fantastic year for Britain. pic.twitter.com/dLQUVauCKg— Boris Johnson #StayHomeSaveLives (@BorisJohnson) January 2, 2020
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:56 (four years ago) link
tbf he looks ill there
― mark s, Monday, 6 April 2020 19:58 (four years ago) link
find me a picture where he doesn’t look ill tbf
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 19:59 (four years ago) link
He literally always looks like he’s just rolled out of bed after a week long bender but still damn.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:03 (four years ago) link
Without checking I feel I can guarantee Julia HB right now is pantomime rage tweeting about Corbyn not asking everyone to PRAY4BOJO
― nashwan, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:04 (four years ago) link
borexit?
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:05 (four years ago) link
Top irony that someone so chronically workshy wouldn’t put down the red boxes and concentrate fully on his own recovery.
― santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:06 (four years ago) link
IDS just declared Boris fit for work.— Woland (@MrOMFGWTAF) April 6, 2020
― groovypanda, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:10 (four years ago) link
lmao
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:10 (four years ago) link
Flip a coin on whether Raab is fucking loving this.
― nashwan, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:11 (four years ago) link
make it a double-headed doin because there’s no way that boxy-headed prick isn’t absolutely delighted
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:14 (four years ago) link
It is a dark time for the Empire.
@WorstBlobby12mMAESTRO: FIRE UP THAT DICK WAND AND FEED BLOBY A TUNE
― nashwan, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:17 (four years ago) link
Raab looked rattled, unlike a lot of them he seems to be aware of how incompetent he is, this doesn't make him less shit obvs.
― Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link
really wanna know what theresa may makes of this alarming turn of events
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link
What incredibly strange wording from IDS here pic.twitter.com/JF1cKQB1BD— Dawn Foster (@DawnHFoster) April 6, 2020
― Matt DC, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link
First para reads like a leadership challenge.
― Non, je ned raggette rien (onimo), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link
IDS is thick as fuck tbfttl
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:23 (four years ago) link
make it a double-headed doin
steady the fuck on there lad
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:24 (four years ago) link
Writing a letter to the 1922 he is disgusted
― stet, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:25 (four years ago) link
i said what i said and i stand by it xp
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:26 (four years ago) link
told you, serial evader. whatever it takes.
― Fizzles, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:27 (four years ago) link
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:28 (four years ago) link
Reading between the lines of that IDS quote and, given that they've lied about his condition all the way along, I reckon Bozzer's a goner.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link
hey hopefully he’s in the best hands
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:30 (four years ago) link
stop, stop, it's the hope that kills you
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:30 (four years ago) link
Oh shit, ‘The Queen is being kept informed of BJ’s condition.’
― santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:34 (four years ago) link
If he dies do we do another clap for the NHS?
― Kier today, Dom tomorrow (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:34 (four years ago) link
The sound of one hand clapping.
― Did somebody just say eat? (Tom D.), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:36 (four years ago) link
https://e2.365dm.com/16/04/1600x900/kevin-keegan-rant-alex-ferguson_3455702.jpg
― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:36 (four years ago) link
Boris Johnson Released From Hospital After Defunding It, Shutting It Down https://t.co/Y5GPgGurNS pic.twitter.com/aeNhTEKyDN— The Onion (@TheOnion) April 6, 2020
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:42 (four years ago) link
Some context as UK PM Boris Johnson is admitted to intensive care:A new report from @ICNARC found that of 690 UK covid patients admitted to ICU with a reported final outcome, 50% died and 50% lived https://t.co/W9Rg0z68Jf pic.twitter.com/kRSXCwZmz2— John Burn-Murdoch (@jburnmurdoch) April 6, 2020
― megan thee macallan 18 year (||||||||), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:43 (four years ago) link
following in Churchill's footsteps by dying
― ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:45 (four years ago) link
So how likely is it that he was infected by Nadine Dorries?
― ymo sumac (NickB), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:47 (four years ago) link
How many of the 690 were only admitted as a precaution tho statsboy
― stet, Monday, 6 April 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link
insisting on shaking the hands of coronavirus patients a few weeks ago probably didn’t help tbf
― bam! Free bees! (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 6 April 2020 20:49 (four years ago) link