Best feature of Highlights (For Children)

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Goofus & Gallant 9
Hidden Pictures 6
What's Wrong 2
The Timbertoes 1
Ask Arizona 0
The Bear Family 0


juntos pedemos (Euler), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 16:07 (three weeks ago) link

I must make an allusion to Goofus & Gallant at least once a month on average. It's nice when I'm able to make those allusions for people who aren't then all like 'what the fuck are you talking about?'.

Dr. Teeth and the Women (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:15 (three weeks ago) link

important to expose children to meme formats from a young age

ciderpress, Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:17 (three weeks ago) link

otm

juntos pedemos (Euler), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 17:18 (three weeks ago) link

Memes are an excellent vehicle for learning social norms. Better that than raising selfish oafs and boors.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 19:20 (three weeks ago) link

I imagine Goofus and Gallant will win, but Hidden Pictures were a godsend to give me a ten-minute break when I was teaching English to classes of young children

Vinnie, Thursday, 6 February 2020 01:17 (three weeks ago) link

Bound to be Goofus and Gallant in a walk, unless there’s an army of Timbertoes fanatics lurking in the uh woodwork

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Thursday, 6 February 2020 01:33 (three weeks ago) link

goofus fucks. 100%

lumen (esby), Thursday, 6 February 2020 02:44 (three weeks ago) link

Would vote for goofus and gallant as most horrifying, even as a kid they gave me the creeps & I avoided them. Now as an adult I run with the scissors pointing up, eat candy all day and never learned how to subtract. No regrets.

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Thursday, 6 February 2020 03:22 (three weeks ago) link

we would read Highlights at the salon where an old polish lady would perm my mom's hair for what felt like an eternity. Almost every wall in that place was lined with perm chairs that you could pull over your head as a decent astronaut's helmet. But eventually, to really burn the mintues away, you'd resort to waiting room Highlights. You did the hard perm time with Hidden Pictures. Your heart sank if you turned to the HP page and found the items already circled by some negligent parent's child.

zuck zuck lucify (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 February 2020 07:16 (three weeks ago) link

fuck you Gallant, you presumptuous cunt. my mother had to leave work early to drop me off for this movie!

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ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 February 2020 07:21 (three weeks ago) link

always suspected that Goofus was less an asshole, and more "that powder mommy put in her drink each morning when she was pregnant was very much not Emergen-C"

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 February 2020 07:28 (three weeks ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 12 February 2020 00:01 (two weeks ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 13 February 2020 00:01 (two weeks ago) link

Goofus can read these Nikes

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 February 2020 00:03 (two weeks ago) link

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greta van thunberger fleetwig (rip van wanko), Thursday, 13 February 2020 00:07 (two weeks ago) link


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