Post here when moms are otm
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 11 January 2020 20:29 (four years ago) link
my mom played videogames only once. it was right after we got super mario bros. and the NES. she stood on the left of the screen, not moving, as she stared at the controller in a panic and asked what each of the buttons did (i shutter to think of this process now that controllers have more than two buttons). somehow, minutes elapsed and she still hadn't moved. the counter dropped below 100 and the "HURRY UP or die" music came on. i told her that she needed to hurry up or she would die and she got flustered and angry. finally she pressed the d-pad and slowly walked to the right. she yelled "what do i do?!!?" a few second before she walked straight into the goomba. she then put down the controller and left the room without saying a word, and never played again.― Z S, Thursday, 4 July 2013 21:03 (six years ago)your mom otm― ledge, Friday, 5 July 2013 09:30 (six years ago)
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 11 January 2020 20:30 (four years ago) link