The ideal thread would be a locked empty one for us all to go back to again and again.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 27 January 2020 15:28 (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
haven't heard this Jute Gyte song yet
― opden gnash (imago), Monday, 27 January 2020 15:31 (four years ago) link
cunt
Thirdly, when at the summit of his power, he ordered a seat to he placed for him on the sea-shore when the tide was coming in; thus seated, he shouted to the flowing sea, "Thou, too, art subject to my command, as the land on which I am seated is mine; and no one has ever resisted my commands with impunity. I command you, then, not to flow over my land, nor presume to wet the feet and the robe of your lord". The tide, however, continuing to rise as usual, dashed over his feet and legs without respect to his royal person. Then the king leaped backwards, saying: "Let all men know how empty and worthless is the power of kings, for there is none worthy of the name, but He whom heaven, earth, and sea obey by eternal laws".
― pomenitul, Monday, 27 January 2020 15:32 (four years ago) link
I'm calling the police
― ... that's Traore! (Neanderthal), Monday, 27 January 2020 15:58 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPQ_Ac0uQr0
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 January 2020 16:45 (four years ago) link
if you even DREAM about posting in this thread, you better email me and apologize
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Sunday, 9 February 2020 21:59 (four years ago) link
check yr inbox
― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 9 February 2020 22:05 (four years ago) link
Say that in person to my face, monkeyboy.
― Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Sunday, 9 February 2020 22:06 (four years ago) link
check ur OkCupid account, i got strong words for u
― ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Sunday, 9 February 2020 22:08 (four years ago) link
we have one of these already fyi
― BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 February 2020 23:30 (four years ago) link
delete all meta threads. austerity.
― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Sunday, 9 February 2020 23:32 (four years ago) link
otm
― TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Hitchcock/Truffaut (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 9 February 2020 23:34 (four years ago) link
Sorry, wrong thread
asshole
― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Monday, 10 February 2020 00:11 (four years ago) link
opinion
― TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Hitchcock/Truffaut (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 10 February 2020 00:13 (four years ago) link
I AM SO SCARED
― calstars, Monday, 10 February 2020 01:17 (four years ago) link
great revive
― an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 10 February 2020 01:28 (four years ago) link
ffs
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 February 2020 01:33 (four years ago) link
;)
― TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Hitchcock/Truffaut (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 10 February 2020 02:03 (four years ago) link
I thought we weren't supposed to post in thread, but here all of you are. What's up with that?
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 10 February 2020 03:46 (four years ago) link
https://cameronherold.com/wp-content/uploads/Do-Not-Read-This-Sign.jpg
― Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:40 (four years ago) link
After a brief slip-up, I stopped posting in this thread as per OP's wishes. I have since become more respectful and would like to apologize for past transgressions. Why can't everyone else do the same?
― toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:43 (four years ago) link
https://images.contentstack.io/v3/assets/blt068dbc54bf4fc7ed/blte3077ba643a056db/5df3c9523db3d8092b110642/7ELV-Donuts-1800.jpg
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:44 (four years ago) link
Oh shit, sorry, misread the thread title. Sorry, everybody.
― beelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:44 (four years ago) link
https://www.mercurynews.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/06/SJM-L-EDPRAIL16-0616-03.jpg
Oh man, what are the odds I'd make the same mistake twice in quick succession like that?! Wow, just call me Mr. ButterDonutfingers, amirite?
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:45 (four years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This thread contains posts.
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:46 (four years ago) link
Wow, this place is so rude. I, for one, am appalled by your behaviour.
― toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:46 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDzB-Eu8YeQ
― TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Hitchcock/Truffaut (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:47 (four years ago) link
Just one post after another. This is the most toxic thread on ILX.
― jmm, Monday, 10 February 2020 17:54 (four years ago) link
Smelt it, dealt it, imo.
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 February 2020 17:55 (four years ago) link
Take it to the "Threads you had second thoughts about and decided not to start - put them here" thread
― beelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 10 February 2020 18:08 (four years ago) link
Some people say ILX0rs should be seen and not heard but I say: OLD LUNCHBAG, UP YOURS!
― TS: Kirk/Spock vs. Hitchcock/Truffaut (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 10 February 2020 18:15 (four years ago) link
I'm shocked--Shocked!--that ILXors are posting in this thread!
― Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Monday, 10 February 2020 18:21 (four years ago) link
As I went walking, I saw a sign thereAnd on the sign it said "No Trespassing"But on the other side it didn't say nothing.That side was made for you and me.
-Bob Marley
― beelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 10 February 2020 18:25 (four years ago) link
why do we even have mods when they so readily stand by and simply watch disasters like this unfold for weeks at a time when they have all the power required to sort it out
― Homegrown Georgia speedster Ladd McConkey (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 10 February 2020 18:29 (four years ago) link
Where have you gone, Joe DiMODggio, our nation turns its lonely eyes to you
― beelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 10 February 2020 19:01 (four years ago) link
woo woo woo
http://www.genecowan.com/cacophony/audio/Gotpost.wav
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 February 2020 19:03 (four years ago) link
UNSUBSCRIBE
― calstars, Monday, 10 February 2020 19:07 (four years ago) link
Remove Bookmark
― beelzebubbly (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 10 February 2020 19:07 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-P5IFTqB98
― toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Monday, 10 February 2020 19:08 (four years ago) link
I have a book recommendation for everyone itt, you should check it out from your local liberry
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51SQiIzDqIL._SX389_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
― Sammo Hazuki's Tago Mago Cantina (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 February 2020 19:22 (four years ago) link
― hyds (gyac), Monday, 10 February 2020 19:24 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/tXOWYwP.gif
― otm into winter (rip van wanko), Monday, 10 February 2020 20:28 (four years ago) link
Reading comprehension, how does it work?
― Life is a banquet and my invitation was lost in the mail (j.lu), Monday, 10 February 2020 20:31 (four years ago) link
I already pointed that out, upthread. Maybe you didn't see it.
― A is for (Aimless), Monday, 10 February 2020 21:03 (four years ago) link
BUTT
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 February 2020 21:18 (four years ago) link
HOLES
PLEASE STOP REPLYING ALL
― calstars, Monday, 10 February 2020 22:12 (four years ago) link