come anticipate scarjo as black widow in BLACK WIDOW, marvel studios' movie about black widow starring black widow

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This headline fails to point out the most interesting thing, which is that the film also stars Florence Pugh as Black Widow, and Rachel Weisz as Black Widow!

Frederik B, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 10:48 (one week ago) link

look i did the best i could with the limited space available to me

A victim managed to capture evidence of the gimp (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 10:50 (one week ago) link

One of my work colleagues pointed out to me the similarity between the Black Widow logo and the Extinction Rebellion logo (apols if this has been mentioned before on ILX)

https://i.etsystatic.com/18179077/r/il/20a2de/1936223603/il_570xN.1936223603_zxcv.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e5/Extinction_Symbol.svg/1200px-Extinction_Symbol.svg.png

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 10:58 (one week ago) link

look i did the best i could with the limited space available to me

― A victim managed to capture evidence of the gimp (bizarro gazzara), 3. december 2019 11:50 (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I still think you could have done more to underline the Black Widow-ness of it all. Sorry, just saying.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 11:14 (one week ago) link

why must i suffer these outrageous attacks

A victim managed to capture evidence of the gimp (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 11:15 (one week ago) link

florence pughtin

Simon H., Tuesday, 3 December 2019 12:46 (one week ago) link

Not enough Scorsese discush itt imo.

War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 12:48 (one week ago) link

shut it you, this is a thread solely for the anticipation of scarjo as black widow in BLACK WIDOW, marvel studios' movie about black widow starring black widow*

*also costarring florence pugh as black widow and and rachel weisz as black widow

A victim managed to capture evidence of the gimp (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 12:52 (one week ago) link

surprised they got another fat joke in there after the flak they got last time

Simon H., Tuesday, 3 December 2019 12:56 (one week ago) link

You forgot to mention that David Harbour will also be appearing as the Black Widow.

I just conjured up a very vivid image of the 4-5 main cast members squeezed uncomfortably into a single oversized Black Widow outfit and let me tell you, friends: it was hilarious.

War Crimes Tribunal of the Network Stars (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 12:57 (one week ago) link

There are four black widows, and at the climax there will be a joke about how many eyes and legs they have.

That's not true, btw, it's a bad joke, Harbour is the Crimson Dinamo. It's only florence pugh, rachel weisz and scorjo who are starring as black widow, black widow and black widow in BLACK WIDOW, marvel studios' movie about black widow

Frederik B, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 13:02 (one week ago) link

how dare u xp

i think it's clear at this point that the black widow movie will feature scarjo only in flashback and the movie proper will follow the training of the new black widow, who will be played by david harbour

― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 14:39 (seven months ago) link

A victim managed to capture evidence of the gimp (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 13:03 (one week ago) link

I am so, so sorry.

Clearly I meant to say Black Widower.

What Would Spoonman Do? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 13:05 (one week ago) link

This is too important to let go. We are here to anticipate Rachel Weisz, Florence Pughin and Scarlet Johanssen as Black Widow, Black Widow, and Black Widow in BLACK WIDOW, marvel studios' movie about black widow, black widow and black widow, starring black widow, black widow and black widow. David Harbour won't suit up as Black Widow until the team-up movie BLACK WIDOWS, starring black widow, black widow, black widow and featuring David Harbor as black widower.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 3 December 2019 13:08 (one week ago) link

i'm ON RECORD about this

also i really wanna see the gorgeous pouting david harbour squeezed into that black widow outfit

― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 April 2019 14:52 (seven months ago) link

A victim managed to capture evidence of the gimp (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 13:18 (one week ago) link

I would hope when Harbour finally picks up the mantle that they follow Black Widow's late-'60s/early-'70s tendency to coquettishly disrobe at each and every opportunity.

What Would Spoonman Do? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 13:41 (one week ago) link

So at the end of Stranger Things S3, David Harbour's character, in destroying the Russian dimension-breaching machine, appears to be transported to Siberia, where he is held in a Russian prison. Now he shows up in this movie as a fat, aging Russian superagent of some kind.

Stranger Things is obviously a Black Widow prequel. CALLING IT.

great cast!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 December 2019 16:42 (one week ago) link


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