Is Stevie Wonder really blind or just faking it

this poll is not humorous, but is just faking it

oh boy, wait until he sees this

Still treasure my signed copy of Innervisions

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^ (because he is blind, only half of his message is actually written on the record)

very few blind people are actually totally blind, right?

It's erect because he is blind

Vomit on me baby, yeah yeah yeah.

whether stevie's 'blindness' is real or not is a clever smokescreen to divert us from realising he is stone deaf

I think we've collectively done a very admirable job at pretending otherwise for the entirety of his career. Wouldn't want to hurt his feelings, the poor tuneless dear.

Plastineum was ruled over by bemis
And gelatin fingers oozed electric marbles

So Stevie's playing a concert in Japan

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