US Politics, November 2019: These people are truly sick.

This deleted tweet from Fox News is...interesting:

They deleted this tweet. I’m still sticking with he overdosed. pic.twitter.com/kvgjpg76c6

— Hoodlum 🇺🇸 (@HoodlumRIP) November 17, 2019

Ah, never mind, I fell for an obvious hoax. (Still, it is intriguing that his entire daily schedule has been cleared the day after that unscheduled trip to Walter Reed...)

Somebody got their dick stuck in the hot dog roller at 7-11 for real this time.

OMG Argh WHY are NYT & WaPo still running the "white ppl in a heartlandy diner" story?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/in-a-battleground-town-sharp-divisions-over-impeachment-but-few-changed-minds/2019/11/15/9c8b1f9e-04cf-11ea-ac12-3325d49eacaa_story.html

any excuse to eat hash browns

Once again we pay the price for James Hodgkinson's bad aim.

House Minority Whip Steve Scalise on Sunday voiced his support for President Donald Trump’s pardons of two Army officers who were accused of war crimes, arguing the move boosts morale in the military.

"I've heard, from our men and women in uniform for years that they felt that they were sidelined because they needed a team of attorneys before they could return fire in the battlefield," the Louisiana Republican said on “Fox News Sunday.” “I think our troops' morale is much higher — troops that I've heard from — because this has been a concern."

Mystery continues: CNN: Typically, Walter Reed's medical staff would get a general notice about a "VIP" visit to the medical center ahead of a presidential visit. That did not happen this time, indicating the visit was a non-routine visit and scheduled last minute.

— Shimon Prokupecz (@ShimonPro) November 17, 2019

You know, just getting a start on his annual physical less than a year since his last one, nbd.

BTW, even considering he's barely a Democrat, the numbers behind the Louisiana gov win are pretty impressive. Massive Dem gains, especially in the suburbs. Jefferson Parish apparently voted him in back in 2015 by less than 2%. This time the number surged to 14%.

“I think our troops' morale is much higher — troops that I've heard from — because this has been a concern."

Why does this immediately call to mind the recent doxing of large numbers of active US military who are involved in neo-Nazi groups?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EJgaXHMU4AA-VDA.jpg

did trump have a heart attack?

have the Dems been blamed yet?

One reporter has a source claiming he was rushed to Walter Reed for "chest discomfort." And his entire schedule was cleared for today. That's it.

If he dies in office, we won't know for a week. We'll only figure it out because the tweets will stop.

No Scavino will keep tweeting

please god oh please oh please

please, die of natural causes, please, just die

He’s tweeting again

damn

(shrugs) you can't win 'em all

I mean he was def hospitalized for chest pains. The routine physical thing is a crock.

There’s some hope here

Presidents who died of natural causes while in office: William Henry Harrison, Zachary Taylor, Warren Harding, FDR. We're due.

He was probably rushed to the hospital for "waist discomfort." Because he is fat.

Which is the president that had the incredible secret surgery on a boat?

Cleveland!

why would a boat need surgery??

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas

Why the elephant was fucking my wife

only kind of related, but here is how eisenhower quit smoking. apparently he thought addiction functioned like a curse--in order to free himself, he needed to pass the addiction to someone else.

I decided to make a game of the whole business and try to achieve a feeling of some superiority ... So I stuffed cigarettes in every pocket, put them around my office on the desk ... and made it a practice to offer a cigarette to anyone who came in ... while mentally reminding myself as I sat down, "I do not have to do what that poor fellow is doing."

Better health through passive aggression.

So if I were to employ the Eisenhower method, I could cure my bad back by taking a tire iron to some poor random asshole’s lumbar?!

So that's why Andy Dick tried to out the Hartman Hex on Jon Lovitz

you’d think the failed attempt on bernie’s life a little while back would have encouraged the deep state to crank the voltage in their heart attack gun the next time they used it, but i guess not

goddamn public sector inefficiency fucks it up YET AGAIN

BREAKING in #Qanon message groups…

"THE IMPEACHMENT IS A SHAM. THEY ARE IMPEACHING A DEAD MAN" pic.twitter.com/yExEp6CSu7

— Deep State LeGate ™ (@williamlegate) November 17, 2019

lmao

That is a conspiracy theory I can get behind.

this actor is pretty good. bananas and outrageous but still convincing.

I hope it is a plant to flush out the devotees who are eager to start an armed insurrection so they can be put on watch lists.

Oh, why not.

FAKE DEATH

Where's the death certificate?

good mourning!

http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLddSkUxmPEC-kSY2USfFXiLAGH6blLWwZ

If he's not dead he should prove it by dying.

Trump has no public availability tomorrow either.

It’s almost like they’re hiding a medical emergency, or something. 🤫

— Angry Staffer (@AngrierWHStaff) November 18, 2019

what if someone punched all of his teeth out

thad!

Musta been some hot dog roller!

I am conflicted because I want him to die painfully, sure. But I want him to be humiliated first (electorally or otherwise). Having him die now lets him off too easy.

Plus the MAGA chuds will regard him as a martyr and do all kinds of Lost Cause "if only the democrat party and the media (but I repeat myself) hadn't hounded him, he would have achieved true greatness." Personally, I don't just want them to be disappointed, I want them to realize why and, preferably, to feel bad about it. I know it's a silly thing to want, but yeah: I want the chuds to realize that they have been wrong. And the enablers to regret their enabling.

Dead Trump would be great and all but it wouldn't scratch my itch to see him and his minions suffer and, ideally, regret their choices