Ne'er get thee stitched til Booris be ditched: UK General Election 2019

I mean tbh ddos attacks are fairly easy, you could make the case they were trying to feel out how strong Labour’s defences are but it sounds like a short outage so...?

i don't have any conspiracy theories i just feel like if it had happened to the Tories we'd already be at war with Russia

can’t go to war against Russia if their oligarchs stop funding you

Was just about to say…

appearances have to be maintained

it’s a real shame SV is in another time zone and is not here to defend Russia from us, alas

Was cautiously impressed to see an ES headline screaming to RELEASE THE REPORT on the way home though

also, I know everyone hates polls but a poll about worst current Guardian writer is surely wellllll overdue

The hacks *love* stuff like the weird Johnson/wreath crap or the Corbyn/Russia hat one, but are a lot less vocal on e.g. how come their employers keep repeating Conservative press releases while their journalists are all on twitter laughing & saying those releases are bollocks. pic.twitter.com/rgjzwC827P

— Flying_Rodent (@flying_rodent) November 12, 2019

Boom boom boom boom
I want you in my room

― Camille Paglia is on my partner's NextDoor (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 17:08 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

blobby blobby blobby blobby......?

good. stupid bastert shouldn’t have been standing anyway

EXCL: Channel 4 News can reveal Lib Dem candidate @ThatTimWalker has taken unilateral decision to stand down in Labour marginal seat of Canterbury. This is personal decision by Tim Walker to back a Labour remain candidate and NOT a national policy by the Liberal Democrats.

— Hayley Barlow (@Hayley_Barlow) November 12, 2019

also... wtf

Scoop: the FCA has told off its own staff after reducing its shiny new HQ to squalor - with staff even defecating on the floor https://t.co/ynmFQkrExl

— Alex Lawson (@MrAlexLawson) November 12, 2019

xp good, he was getting huge amounts of hostility from local members and they were openly saying they’d be campaigning for Labour

will the dems run someone else there instead though

Surprised no-one's mentioned that Lib Dem candidate for Boris' seat has withdrawn too.

... health reasons, before anyone gets too excited.

greens have stood down in that seat too no? what happens if CONS win elex but johnson loses seat ?

dominic fucking raab takes the reins and legalises slavery

tories form government, tory party (if it so chooses) wd pressure some poor big-majority sap to step down and cause a by-election for bj to win

thankfully LAB plan to win both election and his dumm seat

The deadline to submit is either Thursday or Friday so if people are pulling out, they’ll be announcing before then.

The only campaign literature we’ve had so far is Brexit party. But at least it wasn’t addressed to me this time.

dominic fucking raab takes the reins and legalises slavery

I've never seen such a uniform response to anything on Twitter as I've seen to that Tim Walker tweet, it's just endless variants of "thank you".

I'd always assumed he lacked the self-awareness to do something like this but fair play.

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Mr Corbyn, with your horrendous footwear decisions, you have made it impossible for me to vote Labour.

chuka-style 'overestimating the desire for Change' xp

You know that annoying cunt who stands outside the House of Commons shouting "Stop Brexit"? Sadly he isn't dead, instead...

He’s best known for standing outside parliament shouting “stop Brexit” over live broadcasts. Now, Steve Bray is now going to be a Liberal Democrat parliamentary candidate in the Welsh constituency, Cynon Valley.

Pretty sure I saw him outside Cabinet Office this morning? There were loads of EU flags draped out the railings in front.

In January 2019, Bray moved into a luxury apartment opposite the Westminster home of Conservative Brexiteer Jacob Rees-Mogg. In order to rent the property in Westminster’s Cowley Street for two months, he raised more than £12,000 from the public.[3]

money well-spent if it results in JRM having to see a placard in a window once or twice

So many grifters, like that awful EU super girl one getting donations from centrist dads to travel around Europe all summer

Tim Walker’s piece in the guardian about why he is stepping aside is demented.

“As with so many things, Corbyn was incapable of adapting to changing times and could not see that my party was now every bit as much of a force to be reckoned with as his, if not more. In the EU elections, we not only beat Labour, but also won more seats than them and the Tories combined.”

Crazy that Corbyn wasn’t willing to be more accommodating to a party that is set to win about 580 seats by the look of things.

RIP Dank Frobson, you were an awful London mayoral candidate.

Big John’s been up all night with the calculator and he’s in the mood for a fight

Come on @sajidjavid, come and debate me. pic.twitter.com/n5005GVreX

— John McDonnell MP (@johnmcdonnellMP) November 12, 2019

debate him u CDO deutsche xunt

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I regret to inform you

Tim Walker will be replaced. Lib Dem spokesperson: "We will be selecting a candidate in due course to contest the seat of Canterbury.”

— Emily Ashton (@elashton) November 12, 2019

brilliant reading of the optics there from the LDs

looooool what absolute cunts

PPB from Conservatives, basically Boris wandering around while his inner child asks him nice questions like "What's your favourite band", "What did you cook most recently" and "what are you thinking about?"

Last q's answer was something like "The general election, I cannot lie"

(he might not have actually said that, you may need to check that one)

was the BJ deepfake linked? eerie

i’m absolutely not googling ‘bj deepfake’, nice try

great to see these kinds of numbers

It’s frosty but our people-power is keeping us warm 🔥 200 of you door knocking and painting Kensington RED tonight 🌹 #PaintTheTownRed pic.twitter.com/0DXdPpAJjn

— Momentum (@PeoplesMomentum) November 12, 2019

Also I am extremely here for this ridiculous Momentum ad

Does Batman really need a Bat-Yacht? 🦇#Joker #Batman #JokerMovie pic.twitter.com/Vu3wEBiHGo

— Momentum (@PeoplesMomentum) November 12, 2019

This technology is actually terrifying. https://t.co/vhoyDCanhY

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) November 12, 2019

There are reports that Canterbury LibDems actively don't want to field a replacement candidate and are at odds with the leadership over the issue.

seems like it will end well for swindon

after she's toast very soon I feel like a hundred flowers will bloom from disgruntled LibDems who are waiting to let it out how they absolutely despise every aspect of her leadership, from tactics, psychotic head nodding, Trumpian melt analytica, idiotic delusions of grandeur, risible Cameron lite policies - the whole fucking shebang!

I’m urging all Labour members and SuPpOrTeRs

well(o)

Rob Flello who was announced as the Liberal Democrat candidate for Stoke South on Monday has now been deselected by the party. @BBCRadioStoke @sunpoliticsmids pic.twitter.com/zAKGEbxapn

— Sophie Calvert (@SOPH_C_) November 12, 2019

Rob Flello’s deselection is said to be over his voting record (as a Labour MP between 2005-17) on same sex marriage and abortion. Here is what the Lib Dems have sent me: pic.twitter.com/sb0LrCIwjv

— Sophie Calvert (@SOPH_C_) November 12, 2019

You say Flello, and I say goodbye

it’s a real shame SV is in another time zone and is not here to defend Russia from us, alas

Shamefully sleeping on the job. I strongly suspect Labour have more to fear from Langley than Lubyanka if it looks like Corbyn’s got a shot at power.