RIP Rudy Giuliani

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Not really

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 02:06 (four years ago) link

there it is

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 02:07 (four years ago) link

What will America do without its mayor, never forget

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 02:20 (four years ago) link

It's really too bad that rampant shamelessness is robbing us of the Budd Dwyer Mk II this era would have otherwise surely coughed up by now. Rudy seems like a guy who'd do it just to prove a point.

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 02:23 (four years ago) link

he's been one of the weirdest elements of the whole trump saga. a former mayor of new york should have more self-respect than this.

treeship., Wednesday, 25 September 2019 02:26 (four years ago) link

Someone tell that to John Lindsay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drDBEtyQaj8

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 02:32 (four years ago) link

Wow. Here's Rudy Giuliani throwing the State Department under the bus and saying State officials called him and asked him to get involved in Ukraine. pic.twitter.com/HIhQDmhzjh

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 25, 2019

... (Eazy), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 02:45 (four years ago) link

it's really weird

treeship., Wednesday, 25 September 2019 02:56 (four years ago) link

why would the state department ask the president's personal attorney to do diplomatic work?

treeship., Wednesday, 25 September 2019 03:01 (four years ago) link

because giuliani doesn't want to say that trump asked him to do it and the state department was simply told to cooperate with him.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 03:08 (four years ago) link

the funny part is Twitter ppl acting like he wasn't always a giant piece of shit

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 03:59 (four years ago) link

how dare u, this hero of america is the reason there was no 9/12

Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 04:27 (four years ago) link

The best part of that clip is even though its Fox, the anchor is all "hang on no pls stop talking u are digging a big hole here k thanks shut up"

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 04:41 (four years ago) link

(or perhaps BECAUSE its Fox, who kno)

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 04:41 (four years ago) link

maybe, someday

cheese canopy (map), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 05:37 (four years ago) link

“Shut up, moron. Shut up. Shut up. You don’t know what you’re talking about.” pic.twitter.com/RHVoG0w7vl

— Christopher Cadelago (@ccadelago) September 25, 2019

j., Wednesday, 25 September 2019 05:53 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Rarely am I in the course of a day convinced someone will go to jail. The last time was Cohen, I guess.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) October 11, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 11 October 2019 16:44 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

I would never say, for example, that it’s well-known everywhere above 59th St. on the East Side that he’s a fall-down lush. That would be irresponsible. https://t.co/iMsIQ1g4VA

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) December 24, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 December 2019 19:27 (four years ago) link

nine months pass...

uh, def not clicking a link from reddit that warns me of 18+ content

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 15 October 2020 15:15 (three years ago) link

it's a video of Rudy mimicking an Asian accent not sure why the 18+ warning

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 15 October 2020 15:18 (three years ago) link

It's fairly impressive that he's able to slip some semi-coherent racism in while recursively babbling like a toddler that's just beginning to experiment with spoken language.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 October 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link

he seems out of his mind in that video. he's surrounded by helpers who are trying to get him to do anything useful. he spends 30 seconds muttering the same things to himself, just basically talking to himself, rapid-fire.

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 15 October 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link

He seems how people are often depicted in pop culture as being on speed.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 October 2020 15:31 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mf3e1F1a0Hg

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 October 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link

remember that movie Spun, which was trying to be the meth version of requiem for a dream? haven't seen it in forever, but i think giuliani reminds me of that

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Thursday, 15 October 2020 15:34 (three years ago) link

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/giuliani-biden-ukraine-russian-disinformation/2020/10/15/43158900-0ef5-11eb-b1e8-16b59b92b36d_story.html

U.S. intelligence agencies warned the White House last year that President Trump’s personal lawyer Rudolph W. Giuliani was the target of an influence operation by Russian intelligence, according to four former officials familiar with the matter.

The warnings were based on multiple sources, including intercepted communications, that showed Giuliani was interacting with people tied to Russian intelligence during a December 2019 trip to Ukraine, where he was gathering information that he thought would expose corrupt acts by former vice president Joe Biden and his son Hunter.

The intelligence raised concerns that Giuliani was being used to feed Russian misinformation to the president, the former officials said, speaking on the condition of anonymity to discuss sensitive information and conversations.

The warnings to the White House, which have not been previously reported, led national security adviser Robert O’Brien to caution Trump in a private conversation that any information Giuliani brought back from Ukraine should be considered contaminated by Russia, one of the former officials said.

The message was, “Do what you want to do, but your friend Rudy has been worked by Russian assets in Ukraine,” this person said. Officials wanted “to protect the president from coming out and saying something stupid,” particularly since he was facing impeachment over his own efforts to strong-arm Ukraine’s president into investigating the Bidens.

But O’Brien emerged from the meeting uncertain whether he had gotten through to the president. Trump had “shrugged his shoulders” at O’Brien’s warning, the former official said, and dismissed concern about his lawyer’s activities by saying, “That’s Rudy.”

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 15 October 2020 23:50 (three years ago) link

In the film, released on Friday, the former New York mayor and current personal attorney to Donald Trump is seen reaching into his trousers and apparently touching his genitals while reclining on a bed in the presence of the actor playing Borat’s daughter, who is posing as a TV journalist.

Following an obsequious interview for a fake conservative news programme, the pair retreat at her suggestion for a drink to the bedroom of a hotel suite, which is rigged with concealed cameras.

After she removes his microphone, Giuliani, 76, can be seen lying back on the bed, fiddling with his untucked shirt and reaching into his trousers. They are then interrupted by Borat who runs in and says: “She’s 15. She’s too old for you.”

pomenitul, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:20 (three years ago) link

holy shit

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:22 (three years ago) link

loooool yikes

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:27 (three years ago) link

ew

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link

Incredible. Total scumbag for years but increasingly dumb and reckless behavior tends to make me think the stories about his drinking are accurate.

He was very mean to Mr. Chamillionaire (PBKR), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:29 (three years ago) link

haha wow

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:29 (three years ago) link

oh boy

jmm, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:29 (three years ago) link

but he definitely keeps all of trump's secrets when he travels to eastern europe and meets with people in real life to try to dig up dirt on the bidens

president of my cat (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:32 (three years ago) link

Hey, everyone, that's America's Mayor you're disparaging. Let's show him some respect.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link

Looking forward to QAnon's response.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link

My wife saw Giuliani speak at least 10 years ago at an industry/organization luncheon. It was your pretty typical speech until he started talking about how he "solved" the NY homeless problem. He went on to brag without any self-awareness of how they would tell a homeless person to move on and if they came back the next night and the homeless person was still there they would light all of the homeless person's belongings on fire. My wife said the luncheon pretty much went silent with everyone kind of looking uncomfortably at each other.

He was very mean to Mr. Chamillionaire (PBKR), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:35 (three years ago) link

It's almost amazing when you think about how much unearned goodwill he had thrown at him after 9/11 and just how thoroughly and completely he's wasted every single ounce of it.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:35 (three years ago) link

idk seems to me like he doesn't let a single ounce go to waste

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link

xpost You say 'wasted', I say 'set on fire like a homeless person's possessions', let's call the whole thing off.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link

Every paragraph in that article is overflowing with gold!

“This guy comes running in, wearing a crazy, what I would say was a pink transgender outfit,” Giuliani told the New York Post. “It was a pink bikini, with lace, underneath a translucent mesh top, it looked absurd. He had the beard, bare legs, and wasn’t what I would call distractingly attractive.

“This person comes in yelling and screaming, and I thought this must be a scam or a shakedown, so I reported it to the police. He then ran away,” Giuliani said. The police found no crime had been committed.

Giuliani continued: “I only later realised it must have been Sacha Baron Cohen. I thought about all the people he previously fooled and I felt good about myself because he didn’t get me.”

He also agrees – in theory at least – to eat a bat with his interviewer.

Bakalova, 24, is highly plausible in the sting, despite also having to pretend, for the benefit of viewers, to be a feral child posing as a far-right journalist.

logout option: disabled (Matt #2), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link

Ah, the perfect voice for the moment.

I’ve seen the Giuliani moment in Borat 2. It’s even wilder than it sounds. Beyond cringe.

— Maureen Dowd (@maureendowd) October 21, 2020

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link

Oh dear.

rudy will see your zoom dick and raise you a gloom dick pic.twitter.com/IXFMJWmxB5

— kilgore trout, a crushed algorithm (@KT_So_It_Goes) October 21, 2020

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:28 (three years ago) link

so did the "journalist" say she was underage or was presenting herself in such a way as to make her seem blatantly underage? i'm confused by that bit. obviously if Rudy had very good reason to believe she was underage then that adds a whole thick layer of fucked-up to this story

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link

dowd trailed what i assume is this incident in her interview with cohen:

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/17/style/sacha-baron-cohen-maureen-dowd-interview.html

There’s a scene with a top Trump adviser in “Borat Subsequent Movie Film: Delivery of Prodigious Bribe to American Regime for Make Benefit Once Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan” (premiering on Oct. 23 on Amazon) that will leave you gobsmacked.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 21 October 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link

i didnt know shakespeare became the villain

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 22:31 (four months ago) link

watch one movie bro cmon

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 22:33 (four months ago) link

i might

lag∞n, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 22:34 (four months ago) link

forget the 80s, the 2000s americas mayor, he was mayor of the whole country, because of terrorism


Can’t forget the 80s, he was the crusader golden boy taking on Gotti, a modern day Eliot Ness, king of the tabloids, still had hair, rocking cosa nostra organizational charts

calstars, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 22:49 (four months ago) link

the guy announced a separation from his wife in a press conference, before telling her. he was always nuts.
https://www.nytimes.com/2000/05/11/nyregion/mayor-s-separation-overview-giuliani-his-wife-16-years-are-separating.html

adam t. (abanana), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 22:53 (four months ago) link

i didnt know shakespeare became the villain

so good fwiw

and bur yeah, so many things demand re-inspectation really, amirite

a single gunshot and polite applause (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 23:06 (four months ago) link

That's Giuliani's voodoo: he turns Shakespeare into a villain

poppers fueled buttsex crescendo (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 23:10 (four months ago) link

Astonished by that Time cover. Did they really superimpose him atop a tower post-9/11? Sometimes I forget how insane and on-the-nose everything was back then.

impostor syndrome to the (expletive) max (stevie), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 23:10 (four months ago) link

Yeah I think anyone who wouldn't know Rudy Giuliani pre-trump just has no idea how people responded to him at the time of 9/11, he had it all for a minute

omar little, Wednesday, 24 January 2024 23:13 (four months ago) link

Four Seasons Total Divorce

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Wednesday, 24 January 2024 23:16 (four months ago) link

two months pass...

lol

JUST IN: Judge Howell upholds the jury's defamation verdict against Rudy Giuliani in a 48-page opinion.https://t.co/dso7cRM1wM pic.twitter.com/I5ZHr00HXL

— Kyle Cheney (@kyledcheney) April 15, 2024

Dan Worsley, Monday, 15 April 2024 21:05 (two months ago) link

three weeks pass...

rudy lost a plum gig

John Catsimatidis, a New York billionaire, Republican donor and owner of WABC, told the New York Times: “We’re not going to talk about fallacies of the November 2020 election. We warned him once. We warned him twice. And I get a text from him last night, and I get a text from him this morning that he refuses not to talk about it.

“So he left me no option. I suspended him.”

Giuliani later said he had been fired.

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 May 2024 22:23 (one month ago) link

what the hell is he doing

If Arizona authorities can’t find me by tomorrow morning: 1. They must dismiss the indictment; 2. They must concede they can’t count votes. pic.twitter.com/iOv6cB0xXD

— Rudy W. Giuliani (@RudyGiuliani) May 18, 2024

frogbs, Saturday, 18 May 2024 03:08 (four weeks ago) link

this dude went from the 9/11 mayor to the guy who's gonna shitpost himself into suicide by cop

frogbs, Saturday, 18 May 2024 03:08 (four weeks ago) link

Someone has findmyiphone on

He is drunker than anyone ever has been

Are you addicted to struggling with your horse? (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 18 May 2024 03:30 (four weeks ago) link

Looks like they found him

The final defendant was served moments ago. @RudyGiuliani nobody is above the law. https://t.co/rer9hi8cTf

— AZ Attorney General Kris Mayes (@AZAGMayes) May 18, 2024

Muad'Doob (Moodles), Saturday, 18 May 2024 04:44 (four weeks ago) link

Beautiful

a based robot like Bender (stevie), Saturday, 18 May 2024 10:47 (four weeks ago) link

lmfao

Photos of Rudy Giuliani at his birthday party in Florida tonight. I’m told guests had just finished singing “happy birthday” when agents served him paperwork on AZ fake elector charges.

Trump strategists Roger Stone/Steve Bannon were also present. pic.twitter.com/u2YqdgoSU6

— Rachel Louise Just (@RLJnews) May 18, 2024

lag∞n, Saturday, 18 May 2024 16:43 (four weeks ago) link

Rudy Giuliani’s 80th birthday bash in Palm Beach was stormed “like it was Normandy” as the former New York City mayor was served with notice of his Arizona indictment, sources told The Post.

https://nypost.com/2024/05/18/us-news/rudy-giuliani-served-with-arizona-fake-electors-indictment-during-80th-birthday-bash-in-palm-beach/

lag∞n, Saturday, 18 May 2024 16:45 (four weeks ago) link

Hopefully disguised as a birthday gift

the mechanical rights of dracula (Matt #2), Saturday, 18 May 2024 16:46 (four weeks ago) link

(stripper jumps out of cake holding the envelope)

StanM, Saturday, 18 May 2024 18:13 (four weeks ago) link

ai make this look real

well below the otm mendoza line (Hunt3r), Saturday, 18 May 2024 18:44 (four weeks ago) link

rudy hasn’t looked real for quite some time now tbf

katy perry (prison service) (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2024 18:53 (four weeks ago) link

I’d imagine business is pretty good for process servers in Florida.

The Artist formerly known as Earlnash, Saturday, 18 May 2024 19:21 (four weeks ago) link

i suppose even a trojan horse has an ass

close encounters of the third knid (darraghmac), Saturday, 18 May 2024 19:28 (four weeks ago) link

^^ process server was part of the "Happy Birthday" singalong

paisley got boring (Eazy), Sunday, 19 May 2024 22:55 (three weeks ago) link

That's awesome! Sorta like the process server singing "Auld Lang Syne" at George Bailey's house (of course, that was after he ripped up the papers.)

henry s, Sunday, 19 May 2024 23:04 (three weeks ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPvOA2UCsOY

suicide is painful (Matt #2), Sunday, 19 May 2024 23:51 (three weeks ago) link

what a weird guy

treeship., Monday, 20 May 2024 01:57 (three weeks ago) link

fwiw that was a bank examiner at George Bailey's house, not a process server

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 20 May 2024 03:06 (three weeks ago) link

Ah shit, as I shared it I wondered if I could trust the internet...

paisley got boring (Eazy), Monday, 20 May 2024 03:17 (three weeks ago) link

Rudy Giuliani complains Arizona indictment not served ‘stylishly’ https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/article/2024/may/20/rudy-giuliani-served-indictment?CMP=share_btn_url

a based robot like Bender (stevie), Monday, 20 May 2024 19:33 (three weeks ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/BzCWCo0.png

this is bullshit, "streaming live" should be the headline

frogbs, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 13:40 (three weeks ago) link

lmao that pic

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 May 2024 13:53 (three weeks ago) link

in rudy's ad for the new coffee he's selling he says a portion of the proceeds goes to a veteran's group that apparently doesn't exist. we'll see what that does for him.

scott seward, Wednesday, 22 May 2024 14:01 (three weeks ago) link

two weeks pass...

And now for your enjoyment, per this post, his mugshot in the Arizona election fraud case:

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qrllvid7s54k4hnwtqxwetrf/bafkreihgjdjex5stgj5mkjgu3s74erxec7u4zf2bes7uqelaqwiyrnrlgu@jpeg

Ned Raggett, Monday, 10 June 2024 21:58 (five days ago) link

Count Orlok

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 June 2024 21:58 (five days ago) link

Shd get those splotches checked out*

*dont bother

the look of a man who thinks he'll get away with it

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 10 June 2024 22:07 (five days ago) link

Ayo Crypt Keeper

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 10 June 2024 22:39 (five days ago) link

what's going on in that head

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 10 June 2024 22:53 (five days ago) link

a liquid process

Iacocca Cola (Neanderthal), Monday, 10 June 2024 22:54 (five days ago) link

kind of admirable that hes out there living his best life, kind of

lag∞n, Monday, 10 June 2024 23:04 (five days ago) link

he's had v serious "i'd buy that one for a dollar!" energy lately

omar little, Monday, 10 June 2024 23:09 (five days ago) link

The “sad” thing about this is that he did it to himself. He didn’t have to turn himself into Trump’s sycophant, traipsing all over the globe and doing crimes and threatening election workers. No one forced him to do any of that shit, but he did it. He could’ve enjoyed his cigars and podcast babbling and whiskey and pathetically secured devices and hookers while not really working and people kissing his ass forever. NOPE! Had to blow that up

He blew it up, and then was like, I’m going to just keep blowing it up

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Monday, 10 June 2024 23:49 (five days ago) link

conversely its beautiful that he kept showing the world what a piece of shit he is until there was no choice but to believe him

lag∞n, Monday, 10 June 2024 23:56 (five days ago) link

from very early in his life as a public figure if maybe not the absolute beginning he was so obviously a huge piece of shit but people and the media were like this is good actually its very serious stuff and we like it, but rudy stuck with it until the truth won out

lag∞n, Monday, 10 June 2024 23:59 (five days ago) link

from another angle you could say retirement is a good idea which exists for a reason

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 June 2024 00:00 (four days ago) link


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