Josh and Benny Safdie's UNCUT GEMS starring Adam Sandler as a jewelry dealer with a gambling habit

sandler was fine which for sandler is saying a lot

Yes that is how I break it down to an extent

I also thought of Gilbert Gottfried!

Yes, there's no accounting for who some ppl screw.

Refresh my memory, do we know Bogosian is Sandler's brother-in-law before the seder scene?

I don't think so

don’t think so

i feel like there's a throwaway line that implies some kind of family connection prior to that but nothing specific

no, and it’s such a great reveal

weird sex stuff?

Well. She’s pretty delighted to have him be jacking off in the cab, and more delighted he was in the closet all along

you're describing a vanilla tuesday there though

i feel like there's a throwaway line that implies some kind of family connection prior to that but nothing specific

― na (NA), Tuesday, February 4, 2020 4:44 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

he does seem to know an awful lot about his family and kids in that scene in the car (that amazing detail where arno mentions that howie's sending his kids to the notoriously ritzy camp timberlake)

i assumed she was in it for the apartment and then the money/excitement but maybe that makes me an asshole

mainly because everyone else in the movie is scamming

I think she loves him in the authentic way that only truly fucked up people can love each other. it felt very real to me

yeah, i thought their relationship was weirdly sweet.

I think the sexting moment is the first tell. As said upthread, when they're sexting, she doesn't know he's there, yet she still starts pleasuring herself to the convo.

Also when she pulled the temporary prank to list his apt on Craigslist, but he goes home to find out she's actually gone as requested and left a sweet note, it showed she still had some feelings and compassion for him.

She didn’t list his apartment she sent him a link to a place she could move into

But I thought the same lol

i thought she was texting the craigslist ad as a way to say "here's where i'm going"

i don't think that was his apartment she was listing? It was going for like 1600 or something in the LES and that's not what was up with his goumada drop spot at all.

When he's hiding in the closet I just assumed her outfit was for someone else and that's why the scene was unfolding as it was - the fact it was all genuinely for him was shocking and sweet and surprising

if she was listing where she was going, why did he get so angry and distracted at dinner? he starts getting worked up and frantically texting her asking if she was fucking with him, then gets mega insistent on checking to see if she's gone on the way home. Which, yes, he did tell her to be out and send a picture confirming it, so he would have showed up to check on that regardless, and it's true dude doesn't give much of a shit about other people, but I felt like he was probably more likely to wait until he got them home so his kids wouldn't find out if he hadn't been spooked by her text.

I interpreted to be her posing a prank and listing his apartment for far less than it was worth on Craigslist so that people would keep coming by and fucking with him asking about the place. Apparently other people thought this too, but maybe we're wrong! (http://themoviespoiler.com/movies/uncut-gems/)

He just seemed mega convinced that she was up to no good and seems surprised when he hears loud music but finds nobody inside.

I guess the thugs must've been working on contingency, only getting paid when howard does

xp my revised read on the whole sequence was he's mad because it seems like she's actually leaving, which of course he didn't actually want her to do?

the 'script' i found online just says it's just a one bedroom, not that it's his, so *shrug*.

xpost possibly

i think she's saying "here's where I'm going when you decide you want to see me; I'll be okay" and he reads it as "buy me this place instead" or just otherwise misconstrues it in asshole fashion

Lol the dialogue was coming fast so obviously I missed an important word of two but I thought “Timberlake” meant tickets to see Justin.

154-minute cut hitting theaters shortly

Does this film need a longer cut? Any indication about what is added?

an extra 30 mins of colonoscopy footage, apparently

Does this film need a longer cut? Any indication about what is added?

yes; not yet

We're going to see flashbacks of a young Howard in elementary school and the plot twist is that he's actually his character in Billy Madison

Does this film need a longer cut? Any indication about what is added?

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 February 2020 14:45 (forty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

caught as far as him letting himself in to his gfs apartment after winning big on the game last night before switching off totally disinterested

if it needs a longer cut they could do with putting something compelling in up to this point i spose

i think the first julia/howard scene is also key to their dynamic--she's sleeping late and he's annoyed but she convinces him to get in bed and *cuddle*--there's a little sense of sweetness and vulnerability in how he is around her vs. the rest of the time when he has to be always on and operating.

yes

Absolutely.

idg the "Julia's feelings for Howie are ambiguous" idea mentioned a couple time itt. They're totally unambiguous!

I've said it a couple times and I stand by it. I think it was purposefully framed this way. That's why those scenes where she shows a sweet or playful side are so surprising. Perhaps a second screening would change my mind.

i don't need a longer cut.

First circumcision was just fine

I heard they have an extra 25 mins of colonoscopy that better sets things up

the twofer!

uncut gems, uncut

oh jeez sorry bg xxxxxp

Any indication about what is added?

It's a Q&A / prank show comedy short that will play after the film, if the trailer featuring the Safdies, Sandler, Megan Amram and Jason Bateman at Mel's Diner is any indication. (Though I've only seen announcements of a Q&A, not an extended cut, so maybe that's something different.)

lol no worries xp

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lol senegal?

wayne diamond is working on a different level in many respects