""trolling""- has the meaning changed?

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you dont see it about anymore, really. on the site, like

has it gone away, in its classically-understood form?

ive seen troll/trolling applied a few times this year, always to mean "refuses to agree with me" which im not sure is correct.

is ilx over trolling. is twitter/wherever simply the better spot for it now? is there just not the turnover to support trolling on ilx anymore?

are we the swinging-rusty-sign abandoned gas station between hot troll destinations

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Blondi
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This article is about Adolf Hitler's dog. For similar names and related words, see Blondie.
Blondi
Bundesarchiv B 145 Bild-F051673-0059, Adolf Hitler und Blondi auf dem Berghof.jpg
Adolf Hitler holding Blondi on a leash.
Species Canis lupus familiaris
Breed German Shepherd
Sex Female
Born 1941
Died 29 April 1945
Nation from Germany
Owner Adolf Hitler
Offspring Wulf and four other pups
Blondi (1941 – 29 April 1945)[a][2] was Adolf Hitler's German Shepherd, a gift as a puppy[3][4] from Martin Bormann in 1941. Blondi stayed with Hitler even after his move into the Führerbunker located underneath the garden of the Reich Chancellery on 16 January 1945.[5]

Hitler was very fond of Blondi, keeping her by his side and allowing her to sleep in his bed in the bunker. According to Hitler's secretary Traudl Junge, this affection was not shared by Eva Braun, Hitler's companion, who preferred her two Scottish Terrier dogs named Negus and Stasi.

Blondi played a role in Nazi propaganda by portraying Hitler as an animal lover. Dogs like Blondi were coveted as "germanische Urhunde", being close to the wolf, and became very fashionable during the Nazi era.[6] On 29 April 1945, Hitler expressed doubts about the cyanide capsules he had received through Heinrich Himmler's SS.[7] To verify the capsules' potency, Hitler ordered Dr. Werner Haase to test one on Blondi, who died as a result.[8]

Contents
1 Blondi's puppies
2 Other dogs
3 Death of Blondi and other dogs
4 References
5 External links
Blondi's puppies
In March[9][10] or in early April[11][12] (likely 4 April)[13] 1945, she had a litter of five puppies with Gerdy Troost's German Shepherd, Harras. Hitler named one of the puppies "Wulf", his favorite nickname and the meaning of his own first name, Adolf ("noble wolf"),[14] and he began to train her.[15] One of Blondi's puppies was reserved for Eva Braun's sister Gretl. Eva sent Gretl a letter containing a photo of Blondi and three of her puppies, Gretl's being indicated with an arrow.[16]

Other dogs
During his military service in World War I, Hitler rescued a stray white Fox Terrier named "Fuchsl". Hitler had great affection for the dog, and, when he was not on duty at the front, he would spend much of his free time playing with the dog in the barracks. Hitler was profoundly distraught when he lost him.[17][18]

He had been given a German Shepherd before named "Prinz" in 1921, during his years of poverty, but he had been forced to lodge the dog elsewhere. However, she managed to escape and return to him. Hitler, who adored the loyalty and obedience of the dog, thereafter developed a great liking for the breed.[19]

He also owned a German Shepherd called "Muckl".[20] Before Blondi, Hitler had two German Shepherd dogs, a mother [born 1926] and daughter [born ca. 1930] – both named Blonda. In some photos taken during the 1930s the younger Blonda is incorrectly labeled as Blondi[13] (in most cases photograph descriptions were written later).

In May 1942, Hitler bought another young German Shepherd "from a minor official in the post office in Ingolstadt"[21] to keep Blondi company. He called her Bella.[22] According to Traudl Junge, Eva Braun was very fond of her two Scottish Terrier dogs named Negus and Stasi. She usually kept them away from Blondi.[23]

Death of Blondi and other dogs
During the course of 29 April 1945, Hitler learned of the death of his ally Benito Mussolini at the hands of Italian partisans. This, along with the fact the Soviet Red Army was closing in on his location, strengthened Hitler in his resolve not to allow himself or his wife to be captured. That afternoon, Hitler expressed doubts about the cyanide capsules he had received through Heinrich Himmler's SS.[24] By this point, Hitler regarded Himmler as a traitor. To verify the capsules' contents, Hitler—who already intended to have Blondi killed so that she did not fall into the hands of the Russians[25]—ordered Dr. Werner Haase to test one on Blondi, and the dog died as a result.[26] Hitler became completely inconsolable.[27]

According to a report commissioned by Joseph Stalin and based on eyewitness accounts, Hitler's dog-handler Feldwebel Fritz Tornow took Blondi's pups and shot them in the garden of the bunker complex on 30 April, after Hitler and Eva Braun committed suicide. He also killed Eva Braun's two dogs, Frau Gerda Christian's dogs, and his own dachshund. Tornow was later captured by the Allies.[28] Hitler's nurse, Erna Flegel, said in 2005 that Blondi's death had affected the people in the bunker more than Eva Braun's suicide.[29] After the battle in Berlin ended, the remains of Hitler, Braun, and two dogs (thought to be Blondi and her offspring Wulf) were discovered in a shell crater by a unit of SMERSH, the Soviet counter-intelligence agency.[30][31] The dog thought to be Blondi was exhumed and photographed by the Soviets.[32]

References
Informational notes

Some sources incorrectly suggest 1934 as Blondi's date of birth.[1]
Citations

Eatwell, Roger (1995). Fascism: A History. Chatto & Windus. p. 152.
Kershaw, Ian. Hitler: A Biography, W.W. Norton & Co. p. 252. ISBN 0-393-06757-2
Comfort, David (1994). The First Pet History of the World. New York: Simon & Schuster. p. 247. ISBN 0-671-89102-2.
some sources suggest the Summer of 1942 (see: Wires, Richard (1985). Terminology of the Third Reich. Ball State University. p. 9.) or even February 1943 (see: timelines.ws Archived 14 November 2009 at the Wayback Machine)
Beevor, Antony (2002). Berlin: The Downfall 1945. Viking-Penguin Books. p. 139. ISBN 978-0-670-03041-5.
Sax, Boria (2000). Animals in the Third Reich: Pets, Scapegoats, and the Holocaust. Foreword by Klaus P. Fischer. New York and London: Continuum. ISBN 978-0-8264-1289-8.
Kershaw, Ian (2008). Hitler: A Biography, W.W. Norton & Co. pp. 951–952.
Kershaw, Ian. Hitler: A Biography, W.W. Norton & Co. p. 952.
Galante, Pierre; Silianoff, Eugène; Silianoff, Eugene (1989). Voices from the Bunker. New York, NY: G.P. Putnam's. p. 12. ISBN 0-399-13404-2.
Dekkers, Midas; Vincent, Paul (2000). Dearest Pet: On Bestiality. Verso. p. 171. ISBN 1-85984-310-7.
Eberle, Henrik and Uhl, Matthias, ed. (2005). The Hitler Book: The Secret Dossier Prepared for Stalin, New York: PublicAffairs, p. 188. ISBN 1-58648-366-8
Brush, Karen A. (2007). Everything Your Dog Expects You to Know. New Holland Publishers Ltd. p. 108. ISBN 1-84537-954-3.
"Distant Relatives". Abby K-9. March 2006. Archived from the original on 9 November 2007.
Bullock, Alan (1962). Adolf Hitler: A Study in Tyranny, Penguin Books, p. 785.
Kohler, Joachim; Taylor, Ronald K. (2001). Wagner's Hitler: The Prophet and His Disciple. Polity Press. p. 19. ISBN 0-7456-2710-2.
Gun, Nerin E. (1969). Eva Braun: Hitler's Mistress. Meredith Press. pp. 241, 246. ISBN 0-7456-2710-2.
Kershaw, Ian (1998). Hitler 1889-1936: Hubris. Penguin Press. ISBN 0-393-320359.
Giblin, James; Payne, Robert (2000). The Life and Death of Adolf Hitler. New York, Praeger [1973]. p. 20. ISBN 0-395-90371-8.
Beevor, Antony (2002). Berlin: The Downfall 1945. Viking-Penguin Books. p. 357. ISBN 978-0-670-03041-5.
von Schirach, Baldur (1967). Ich glaubte an Hitler. Mosaik Verlag. p. 106.
Goebbels' Diary, 30 May 1942: " He [Hitler] has bought himself a young German Shepherd dog called "Blondi" which is the apple of his eye. It was touching listening to him say that he enjoyed walking with this dog so much, because only with it could he be sure that [his companion] would not start talking about the war or politics. One notices time and time again that the Führer is slowly but surely becoming lonely. It is very touching to see him play with this young German Shepherd dog. The animal has grown so accustomed to him that it will hardly take a step without him. It is very nice to watch the Führer with his dog. At the moment the dog is the only living thing that is constantly with him. At night it sleeps at the foot of his bed, it is allowed into his sleeping compartment in the special train and enjoys a number of privileges...that no human would ever dare to claim. He bought the dog from a minor official in the post office in Ingolstadt."
Irving, David John Cawdell (1977). Hitler's war. New York: Viking Press. p. 328. ISBN 0-670-37412-1.
Junge, Traudl (2003). Until the Final Hour: Hitler's Last Secretary. London: Weidenfeld & Nicolson. p. 77. ISBN 978-0-297-84720-5.
Kershaw, Ian (2008). Hitler: A Biography, W.W. Norton & Co. pp. 951–953. ISBN 0-393-06757-2
Gitta Sereny, Albert Speer: His Battle with the Truth, p. 528
Kershaw, Ian (2008). Hitler: A Biography, W.W. Norton & Co. p. 952. ISBN 0-393-06757-2
O'Donnell, James (1978). The Bunker: The History of the Reich Chancellery Group. Boston: Houghton Mifflin. p. 166. ISBN 0-395-25719-0.
Eberle, Henrik and Uhl, Matthias, ed. (2005). The Hitler Book: The Secret Dossier Prepared for Stalin, New York: PublicAffairs, p. 273. ISBN 1-58648-366-8
Harding, Luke. "Hitler's nurse breaks 60 years of silence", The Guardian, May 2, 2005.
Beevor, Antony (2002). Berlin: The Downfall 1945. Viking-Penguin Books. p. 399. ISBN 978-0670030415.
According to the autopsy, both dogs were shot and Blondi was killed by poison. Some sources say that Wolf was killed with the other puppies in the Chancellery garden (see Moorhouse, Roger (2007). Killing Hitler: The Plots, The Assassins, and the Dictator Who Cheated Death. Bantam. p. 323. ISBN 0-553-38255-1.).
Le Tissier, Tony (1992). Berlin Then and Now, After the Battle. ISBN 978-0900913723
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sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 15:31 (seven months ago) link

is there just not the turnover to support trolling on ilx anymore?

i think this is it. trolling on ilx in 2019 is like taking your shirt off in the middle of dinner

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 15:32 (seven months ago) link

Bulletproof moderation system

El Tomboto, Monday, 12 August 2019 15:38 (seven months ago) link

thats a lovely image but im no wiser for it km

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 15:38 (seven months ago) link

How else are you going to wipe the Chef Boyardee smears from your chin

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 August 2019 15:39 (seven months ago) link

what i'm saying is, it's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 15:39 (seven months ago) link

you can take your shirt off in the middle of dinner, but it's so much harder to pull off in small gatherings. come on, we all know this timeless analogy

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 15:40 (seven months ago) link

It's like meeting the man of your dreams
And realizing he's a Juggalo

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 August 2019 15:41 (seven months ago) link

all the grandpas are trolls now

j., Monday, 12 August 2019 15:41 (seven months ago) link

Petey Pablo assured us it was ok to do at any time, KM. As long as you helicoptered that shit.

I don't make the rules, I only disobey them.

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 August 2019 15:42 (seven months ago) link

in 2019 everyone is trolling

Mordy, Monday, 12 August 2019 15:43 (seven months ago) link

i see i am not the first to think of "they see me trolling"

in fact i see that there are several songs about it

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 15:44 (seven months ago) link

you can take your shirt off in the middle of dinner, but it's so much harder to pull off in small gatherings

as in, you are wearing a different kind of shirt in small gatherings? I would think it would be easier to literally pull off your shirt, assuming it would be less likely to be a button down?

sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 15:45 (seven months ago) link

am i being trolled

are you all socks trolling me

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 15:46 (seven months ago) link

i c&p-ed the wikipedia entry for Hitler's dog, what more do you want?

sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 15:47 (seven months ago) link

in 2019 everyone is trolling

― Mordy, Monday, August 12, 2019 3:43 PM (eleven minutes ago)

its so prevalent that we dont even notice it now

The World According To.... (Michael B), Monday, 12 August 2019 15:56 (seven months ago) link

wait are you trolls whats happening

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 16:00 (seven months ago) link

you can take your shirt off in the middle of dinner, but it's so much harder to pull off in small gatherings

--

as in, you are wearing a different kind of shirt in small gatherings? I would think it would be easier to literally pull off your shirt, assuming it would be less likely to be a button down?

lol, i actually just meant "pull off" as in "successfully do something", but serendipity has led us down a new road!

i do have an answer prepared for this, but i need to wait and see how dmac weighs in on this important issue

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 16:01 (seven months ago) link

as in to get away with it or to actually perform the physical act

as the nun said to the bishop

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 16:05 (seven months ago) link

you wouldnt be

trolling

me, now would you km

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 16:06 (seven months ago) link

Yikes, oh no, not at all!
Everyone knows this board is way too small to do something like that, these days
Still, best to be on one's guard

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 16:09 (seven months ago) link

*meanwhile, some hapless civil servant is waiting for dmac to approve her time sheet*

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 16:10 (seven months ago) link

three sheets to the wind-up

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 16:10 (seven months ago) link

is this post about that kid who walked into a wal-mart in missouri with his gun and tactical vest because, gun rights

untuned mass damper (mh), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:13 (seven months ago) link

Posting this as it's a classic bit of trolling and a good explainer for the 'sarahell used to troll' thing which I hadn't previously got.

every time i look up an ILE thread about a movie i liked, 90% of the thread consists of 3-5 of the same posters saying "this was terrible"

― marcos, Monday, 5 May 2014 18:46 (Yesterday) Bookmark

I think the Grand Budapest Hotel movie was the only time this did not happen.

― Mark G, Tuesday, May 6, 2014 9:29 AM (five years ago) bookmarkflaglink

someone liked that piece of shit?

― sarahell, Tuesday, May 6, 2014 10:09 AM (five years ago) bookmarkflaglink

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:21 (seven months ago) link

thats a pun not a troll imo

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:23 (seven months ago) link

that's not a pun

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:24 (seven months ago) link

deems how is that a pun

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:24 (seven months ago) link

are you having a stroke

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:24 (seven months ago) link

ok not a pun, a wisecrack, a punchline

i mean how is it trolling

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:25 (seven months ago) link

dmac this is nancy in department 19F - can you approve my timesheet when you get a moment? Thanks!

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 17:26 (seven months ago) link

where did this timesheet thing start

am i being trolled

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:27 (seven months ago) link

i work for you

have you even read any of my monthly reports? if you don't have access to the sharepoint folder just let me know, but i have been asking you to review these since 2016

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 17:29 (seven months ago) link

i am considering a skip level meeting to address this

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 17:30 (seven months ago) link

dmac, it's trolling because Mark G and marcos are saying how they hate film threads because people always say bad things about films they like, then sarahell calls the single example they give a "piece of shit" with no further comment. It's funny and it's a bit mean and you cannot tell if it's serious or not, this is what trolling is like, obv explaining it to death does not make it more funny, but anyway

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:31 (seven months ago) link

i really dont think thats trolling because its quite obviously a punchline to that exchange?

sorry km i just got sidetracked with this discussion I'll be right over to you on those um those reports

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:32 (seven months ago) link

deems forgetting what a pun actually is makes a lot of things suddenly make so much sense

YouGov to see it (wins), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:34 (seven months ago) link

hi wins

do you think thats a troll or a handy punchline from sarahell there iyo

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:35 (seven months ago) link

The hitler dog thing? That’s a spoonerism

YouGov to see it (wins), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:36 (seven months ago) link

dog wins law

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:39 (seven months ago) link

i really dont think thats trolling because its quite obviously a punchline to that exchange?

deems we're getting a ping from analytics indicating a 3.5% possibility increase to the idea that up to 20% of what you think are punchlines may have been trolls. i would get a team working on this but i'm not even sure i'm getting paid now

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 17:40 (seven months ago) link

is fucking salesforce down again

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 17:40 (seven months ago) link

i signed that shee

wait is this june or july

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:43 (seven months ago) link

rolling trolling payrolling thread

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:47 (seven months ago) link

The most beautiful thing about this thread is deems trolling everyone into thinking he doesn't know what trolling is

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:52 (seven months ago) link

Nancy - I have the salesforce rep on the line, and there is a problem with the microservices stack

sarahell, Monday, 12 August 2019 17:53 (seven months ago) link

as always I started genuine and ye got the worse out of me

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Monday, 12 August 2019 17:53 (seven months ago) link

maybe she's born vith it

maybe it's weltanscauung

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Saturday, 8 February 2020 23:54 (one month ago) link

How lugubrious

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Sunday, 9 February 2020 00:09 (one month ago) link

three weeks pass...

our service desk has someone named Rhonda working there and every time, I'm like "Rhonda!!!"

Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:11 (four weeks ago) link

....?

did you think this was fuckery?

did you think you were being trolled, is this trolling?

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:14 (four weeks ago) link

wait a second

has the meaning changed?

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:16 (four weeks ago) link

not for me but ive been on top of the brief here throughout

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 00:55 (four weeks ago) link

Rhonda! first came into existence as a means to extricate ILXor Stevie D from a bad date ... this was like 9 years ago?

sarahell, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 12:42 (four weeks ago) link

that is silbys rhonda now

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 12:45 (four weeks ago) link

stevie!

i am so happy for you

- rhonda

― sarahell, Friday, January 27, 2012 9:10 PM (eight years ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?showall=true&bookmarkedmessageid=3192223&boardid=77&threadid=89464

Is this trolling, Sarahell? Are we being trolled?

Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 12:55 (four weeks ago) link

Pretty sure the advent of Rhonda! was in 2011, which, for me, was a blur of depression and boozing ... I honestly do not remember

sarahell, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 13:12 (four weeks ago) link

we might be being trolled is what im hearing

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 14:46 (four weeks ago) link

To: All Staff

Please fill out the doodle poll for preferred times for the All Hands meeting

Warm Regards,

Rhonda!

sarahell, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 15:04 (four weeks ago) link

i went to doodle.com and it didn't work Rhonda

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 16:55 (four weeks ago) link

what i'm trying to say is, next time please send out handwritten notes with the web site address on them so some of us aren't confused

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 4 March 2020 16:56 (four weeks ago) link

To: Karl

Please be sure to check your login credentials when responding to the poll. We have experienced problems with staff attempting to respond to the poll with their personal gmail accounts.

Best Regards,

Rhonda!

sarahell, Wednesday, 4 March 2020 16:56 (four weeks ago) link

sher lookit, your guess is as good as mine at this stage

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Thursday, 12 March 2020 17:06 (two weeks ago) link

Re: All Hands Meeting

The All Hands meeting has been cancelled. Please contact Karl Malone for further updates about pivoting this meeting to a conference call.

Best Regards,

Rhonda!

sarahell, Thursday, 12 March 2020 19:42 (two weeks ago) link

Hi Team,

It's come to my attention that some of us are unclear on company policy regarding what is known as "economic rival country virus". I am writing to provide guidance and clarity. You must wash your hands before entering the restroom. After using the restroom, you must touch the door handle with your skin. You must use as much hand sanitizer as possible, or you are a murderer. Please continue to monitor the CDC website for further guidance.

Also, no work from home is allowed, unless you're already working at home.

If there are any questions regarding my clarifying guidance, please direct all questions to Rhonda, who will take care of it from there without any input from me.

Good luck out there,

Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 March 2020 20:17 (two weeks ago) link

Hi Team and Karl,

Our Finance Department wants to remind you that even in the face of a global pandemic, it is still important to follow cost-center tracking procedures. If you are requisitioning supplies for your department or team, you need to enter the appropriate project code in your requisition request or the request will be denied. This now applies to toilet paper and hand sanitizer.

We also want to emphasize the importance of using as much hand sanitizer as possible.

Warmest Regards,

Rhonda!

sarahell, Thursday, 12 March 2020 20:36 (two weeks ago) link

Rhonda,

Clarification: use as much hand sanitizer as possible, but don't go "overboard". You understand what I mean? There's a clear difference between the two - don't step over the line, or there will consequences for the person or persons who chose to willingly disobey a very simple and clear order to use as much sanitizer as possible without going overboard.

Please distribute this to all program managers for direct communication to their teams.

With Utmost Sincerity,

Karl Malone, Thursday, 12 March 2020 20:39 (two weeks ago) link

Karl,

Multiple Program Managers have reported that the instructional materials regarding use of hand sanitizer that were supposed to be produced by you and your department have not yet arrived. These materials should consist of signage, infographics using the company color palette, and a webinar on the topic of use of hand sanitizer without going overboard. We are concerned that without the instructional materials that are the responsibility of your department, program managers may be unable to communicate appropriately to their teams.

Please Advise.

Rhonda!

sarahell, Thursday, 12 March 2020 20:43 (two weeks ago) link


Team,

It has come to our attention that some users are using their corporate
Zoom accounts inappropriately. We remind you that you do not have
an expectation of privacy on corporate IT systems, and in particular
you should not use your Zoom account for hen fap.

Regards,
IT

silby, Thursday, 12 March 2020 20:44 (two weeks ago) link

IT,

Please advise on the topic of appropriate and inappropriate use of corporate Zoom accounts. It has been brought to the attention of HR that some employees need assistance in re the following anonymous internal feedback:

Employee A: [redacted] clearly has an adult video playing on his television which is visible in the videoconference

Employee B: Can someone politely suggest that [redacted] adjust [gender redacted] camera position as [gender redacted] [redacted body part] is distracting.

sarahell, Thursday, 12 March 2020 20:53 (two weeks ago) link

HI EVERYONE.

SOMEONE ISN'T FLUSHING. I know who the culprit is, but if you want this to go down the easy way, you'll fess up now.

I should never have to see what I saw today.

-Neanderthal, Esq

Do not forward this email without permission from the sender.

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 12 March 2020 21:55 (two weeks ago) link

I tried to use the handle with my boot but I guess it didn’t work. Also I really try to never poop at work, I may be having symptoms. Including low fever. Can I please telework now.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 12 March 2020 22:13 (two weeks ago) link

?

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 08:45 (one week ago) link

:(

Two Gentlemen with the Rona (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 08:46 (one week ago) link

shit man if you dont know

and i dont know

?

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 09:02 (one week ago) link

Save us Rhonda

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 24 March 2020 09:05 (one week ago) link

Is it trolling if people's ids are just surfacing unrestrained? Feel like even I might want a social media holiday and I'm the most laid back lump in the world

Two Gentlemen with the Rona (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 09:05 (one week ago) link

we return at last to something like the pg topic

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 09:31 (one week ago) link

Keep it PG, bitches.

rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 16:02 (one week ago) link

^ pg tips

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 16:28 (one week ago) link

but srsly it does bear asking, even if one might still wonder just a teeny weeny bit about whether anybody has that much id in em

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 23:13 (one week ago) link

a bear is the only animal children dream of without having seen or been told about. Children universally dream of bears, Tahitian children subject to no ursine influence in themselves or their ancestry, Australian children, town tikes before they ever saw a bear toy. They dream of bears.

Two Gentlemen with the Rona (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 23:28 (one week ago) link

bears: thinking about

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 23:52 (one week ago) link

I’ve heard that children also universally dream of trolls.

rawdogging the pandemic (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 01:20 (one week ago) link

Sleep! That's where I'm a troll!

Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 02:08 (one week ago) link

ok thats a trollin

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 March 2020 09:15 (one week ago) link

but is it tho?

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 March 2020 01:32 (four days ago) link

narrowing my eyes here

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:55 (yesterday) link

rhoonadadaadada

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:56 (yesterday) link

*reconsiders*

but what IS trolling?

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:56 (yesterday) link

and has the meaning changed!

rhooooo

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:57 (yesterday) link

i feel we will get there, but this thread is going to go have to go through some things

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:57 (yesterday) link

rhoonadadaadada

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 00:56 (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i wanna reach out an grab ya

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 01:01 (yesterday) link

Darragh,

We've had, regrettably not for the first time, reports that you've made highly inappropriate advances towards one of our automated assistants.

You may ask any nominated rep to accompany you to the usual meeting, I might suggest 3pm today in the usual room.

Yrs,

Rhoooonadaaadadada

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 01:04 (yesterday) link

Darragh,

We've received numerous reports of pubic hairs clogging up the copy machine. Do you know anything about that? Rumors are that...well. Let's just say I'm into it too, we're all really into it, but there's a time and place for it.

Maintenance

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 01:08 (yesterday) link

Maintenance,

I've taken the liberty of sending a sample through the internal mail for your attn, the better for you to run the necessary comparison.

I placed it in a plain envelope. Should be with you at any stage over the next few days.

Regards

Darragh

ole uncle tiktok (darraghmac), Tuesday, 31 March 2020 01:13 (yesterday) link

RHONDAAAAA

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 31 March 2020 01:21 (yesterday) link


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