Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

Spurs are going the right way about losing this.

Can't see us getting back in here at the moment tho

Oh no wait if youse get beat it doesn't matter, forgot

Might have to switch to that match if this carries on

lol Leicester

Watford have two back.

Blimey

Weird decision dropping Traore into wing back tbh

Not in it this half, come on Palace

Fuck Keano btw

Feel there could be heartbreak ahead for Villa

That was a yellow all day for Azpilicueta, fuck off Atwell

Can't bring myself to watch the Palace Spurs match but that's the only thing that'll give us 6th now

Villa staying up. 1-0.

West Ham equalise!

RIP Bournemouth

ffs I was just trying to post "get in"

Come on Palace, time to get busy

Didn't realise Jordao hasn't had a Prem game before

Oh god

This is nuts.

My stream's lagged behind so feel free to troll me into oblivion

Lovely celebration from Mourinho and the lads for their draw at Palace

Poor from us today all things considered, still a great season

Looking forward to this excellent Chelsea side winning the Cup

so glad tinpot Bournemouth are finally down

Ahhhhhhhhh

schmeichel seals it for united :)

Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

time to sack Dean Smith, glad you stopped up tho

Cheerio Watford and Bournemooth!

Ezri Konsa hoofing one in in the 94th minute against Watford in Jan turned out to be a hell of a thing

7th seems very harsh on Wolves, they've been great to watch. Leicester before the restart too, pure comedy after

"the league doesn't lie" is one of those cliches i basically believe in, only team above us that's o_O imo is Spurs

I guess if that obvious Sheff Utd goal had been given we'd be fucked, but there were uh one or two that went against us earlier in the season

Job well done by Mr Mourinho, pulling their season around and finishing in a respectable 6th place. I'm sure he plans to build on that next season by carrying on playing in a similar fashion.

the big issue next season is how long the leagues are gonna continue in Rona world, finishing this one was one thing, but who knows how long next season might be afflicted by restrictions and new lockdowns? it's gonna start fucking Prem and Champo clubs eventually in all sorts of ways, god knows how badly the lower division clubs have already been fucked

Leighton Baines has announced his retirement from football which is a bit like when light from distant galaxies takes ages to reach Earth

can i just

Lingard making me sweat tonight. 36 down, 2 to go. @JesseLingard pic.twitter.com/6BEBxBdSG6

— Antony Johnson (@Fat_Tony88) July 16, 2020

Absolutely astonishing that in the first VAR season we still managed to have a relegation hinging on the basis of a goal that wasn't given.

among many many many other terrible failures of the system

Shoutout to @paddypower for paying out anyway but I can’t accept this.

If you’ve enjoyed this tweet, consider making a donation to @ukblm https://t.co/Q4sx5aPYA6 pic.twitter.com/4S1o8oaVQL

— Antony Johnson (@Fat_Tony88) July 26, 2020

aw fair play to him

Yeah thats class

https://youtu.be/hi6ryCP_qYs

For a long time I expected 9:10 here to be decisive in Villa's relegation, before it became obvious that Villa's continued abject shitness would surely come to have have been decisive in their relegation

Sheffield Utd and Palace had dodgy disallowed goals against us post-restart, we had the above and the I gather dodgy recent Utd pen against

Which means it averaged itself out over the season!! Like the fuckin old days!! Great job VAR

it's worth the five minute stoppages tho for that improved level of oh wait

heady days for fans of W Midlands football as the glory days truly return in force, even more so if Swansea win the playoffs

tfw when you botch a joke by forgetting Cardiff made the playoffs too

i knew it had the structure of a joke but i wasn't sure

United finished third but in points terms were closer to Bournemouth than Liverpool. Ridiculously unbalanced league this season.

Aye only one and a bit top teams in it. Odd that the staying up threshold was as low as 35 points considering the inconsistency from 3rd down.

heady days for fans of W Midlands football as the glory days truly return in force, even more so if Swansea win the playoffs

― imago, Sunday, 26 July 2020 18:07 (yesterday) link

tfw when you botch a joke by forgetting Cardiff made the playoffs too

― imago, Sunday, 26 July 2020 18:10 (yesterday) link

idgi even allowing for botch

me neither