Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

First 20 mins of second half was atrocious from Spurs. The chance Martial had blocked from an exquisite Bruno pass put me in mind of an old nakh post where he raves about the shooting technique of Samuel Eto'o. An Eto'o or a Romario would have got that shot off with minimal backlift and therefore more quickly instead of Martial's big swing. Nice save from Hugo shortly after.

Was Lucas not available tonight cos I can't believe they had Kane see out the whole game?

Couple of lovely flat crossfield passes from pogba and of course putting clown shoes on Eric Dier.

Guessing Moura was the covid player.

Fabulous couple of touches there

Yep. Two superb goals.

hate Watford but lol

i can't believe I finally get to watch a Wolves match after what seems like centuries.

i know even tho i hate crowdless games and they shouldn't have restarted i can't help myself

yeah I"ll feel cognitive dissonance, but not having a tv to scream out for the usual 8-10 months of the year across all the sports I watch has left me empty and injured. so I guess I'll manage.

lol

COME ON ME BABBIES

LOL Arsenal, too long since I've said that.

plus ca change

Gotta say the minute's silence has been immaculately observed since the restart

is it me or is Nuno much more grey than he was pre stoppage

Liverpool's table clinching match will be stopped 43 minutes in and season abandoned

gotta say this level of noise is p consistent with most real WEst Ham matches

um pretty sure he was offside, based on that replay.

but lol it don't matter

West Ham ownership folk know the masks don't work if they aren't actually covering the nose and mouth roight?

Jota's put a few years on never mind Nuno

lol yeah

oof, a less rusted Jota mighta buried one by this point.

Trying a bit too hard for me Jota, couple of times he held onto the ball when there was a pass on. Plenty of time to change things up tactically tho

Sky's crowd noise is a godsend

Have a word with Saiss as well Nuno

yeah I'm fairly pleased considering how rusty they are, that they seem to be moving the ball well, unlike the beginning of the campaign, which I feared they'd revert to due to the rust.

my broadcast doesn't have crowd noise. every so often I hear trash talk from the players

every player complaining about that foul sounded like Sam Kinison

whoa, 5 subs allowed?

Yeah, covid rules

You can only make subs 3 times tho I tho think

Excellent from Traore.

Perfect goal

Put two of those crosses in in the space of a minute

NETOOOOOOOOOOOO

Solid performance that

lol Neto with the hand to his ear for the celebration

That Neto goal was insane!

Woohoo...
Good win

My mom has minor food poisoning so i had to miss the first goal as i picked something up for her. Saw the Neto one tho!

i had a big cake-shaped parcel arrive at the front door just before the second goal but i was back in front of the tv in time :D

Careful of the yellow dye - it can make your neck swell up so it is envelops yr entire face.

too late

Impatience!

nah i can't open the cake while tomorrow, i already have a huge neck :D

Is Citeh still out for the CL? Fifth should earn you a ticket right?

(Not that Utd wont fuck up 4th place anyway but yknow)

i believe we are taking it one game at a time as per Nuno's orderd

Sweet free kick from Milovojevic. I didn’t know he could do that.

Nigel Pearson looks very much like a more physically fit Mark Kermode

Still don’t get the mild to very positive attitude towards audience sound out of a tin. How is this anything but laughable with empty stands and knowing there’s not a single fan in the stadium? Why do people so desperately agree on being deceived and play along even?

Eve-Pool’s first 15mins arent better because of it, that’s for sure.

it somehow sounds less bad than the shouts echoing across an empty pitch to me, makes it feel marginally more like a match

The fake booing after a yellow card lmao ;_;