Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

he'd be an asset to almost every club in this league

not the same thing as being a player that the kind of club he wants to go to will pay first team regular money for

and so we are stuck in the hellverse where he gives ten to twelve years of his life to promoting and then protecting the worst* football club in south london, and there's nothing anyone can do about it

*i'm biased and what of it

oh sure nobody said it was fair

imagine if we'd gotten to keep hold of jonjo shelvey ademola lookman, it's like that basically

man utd dogshit that half. arsenal absolutely rinsing them. ozil superb.

pepe with the most astonishingly bad simulation i've seen in ages, should be an automatic yellow

IMO there should be a 'dead card' that when you simulate really badly, it's shown and firing squad shoots you on the field

didn't take jose long to find the luke shaw in his new team. am surprised that it's ndombele tho.

I'm sympathetic with him on the Shaw issue now

His showing last night was a disgrace

lingard and matic nowhere near it either

i mean i did think you were maybe exaggerating about lingard of late but he was hopeless last night.

in other news be sad to see bournemouth relegated, they've been a non-negligible revenue stream for lfc over the last couple of season

Lingard didn't score or assist a league goal in 2019

Solskjaer should have been sacked for gross negligence the moment he was named on the team sheet

imago impotent rage at palace's continuing ability to grind out acceptable results low-key the only thing keeping me at all engaged with the sport rn

mourinho confirms that kane's injury is likely career-ending, also wore a t-shirt that had "ndombele out" printed on it but refused to take questions on the matter- when asked about the possibility of signing striker cover for kane or indeed first team options for defence he promptly turned into a bat and flew away

tell you what its better than poch riddles anyway

bit cheeky United valuing Maddison at £20 million

Lemar is good imo but i don't think 'tricky attacking midfielder' is the most pressing way for Spurs to blow €60m.

I read loan with an option to buy which might make sense but yeah hardly a priority position right now.

Guessing Lo Celso is going as well.

Are they they not obliged to buy lo Celso?

lol

if we finish top four lol

id complete lo celso deal now fwiw, 32m fee if we do it now iirc

and id loan lemar with an option

we dont have any competition in that squad

GLC has looked bright in places but he's the only player we have (other than Alderweireld) who's capable of playing incisive forward passes from deep, and one reason why we've been stop-start this season is because we're very awkward, slow and predictable in transitions. OK he hasn't always been accurate in those passes but that'll come with playing time I think.

id agree

sissoko out tip april after knee surgery

longshot but maybe this could get Ole the sack if it's in the six nil range

https://pics.me.me/global-breaking-news-gbnreports-breaking-iranian-tv-has-set-a-67746273.png

actually got taken off at half-time tonight, which is progress of sorts

xp actual lol

Can still pull it back in the second leg, lads.

Tyrone Mings as relentlessly up for it as ever. switch to 3 at the back is gonna suit him, frees him up to prowl about getting into it with whoever he likes. god how i love him.

Leicester gonna win this in his spite tho, obv

Ashley Young has turned down #mufc's contract offer and wants to join Inter Milan during the current transfer window. He's told Solskjær he doesn't want to play for the club anymore. Inter are willing to pay a fee to sign him #mulive [di marzio]

— utdreport (@utdreport) January 9, 2020

Getting burned by Ashley Young. A new low!

lol Bale has actually been sticking it to the hated Franco under Madrid's noses all these years, legend https://t.co/ZM6lgfdNrH pic.twitter.com/lMjkfTU2LW

— THE MIDNIGHT RIDER (@wariotifo) January 8, 2020

No results found for "kim jong-un doing the robot". :(

season over yet?

kane's is

Reports that Moyes is looking to sign Fellaini have brightened my evening

Piatek to Spurs!

According to The Sun, so pinch of salt.

Krzysztof Piątek is a Polish professional footballer who plays as a forward for Premier league club Tottenham Hotspur and the Poland national team. He began his professional career with Ekstraklasa club Zagłębie Lubin...

It will be interesting if it comes off. He looked like he was going to be one of the most fearsome strikers in Europe in the period when he rapidly went from Cracovia to Genoa to Milan. His initial run of games with Milan was phenomenal - but he stopped scoring and hasn’t started again. It looks like they’re willing to just recoup the money they spent on him. Milan are so badly organised, it’s hard to know whether it’s an issue with him or with them. Kessie has been at equally disappointing.

Sad Cutrone wasn't feeling it but tbh I'd rather live in Florence than Wolverhampton so good luck to the lad

Just the three goals ruled out by VAR in the five 3pm kick-offs today.

Tanganga is starting vs Liverpool, rather than Vertonghen.

5 defenders but no defensive player in midfield

five defenders?

lol, i think not.

ah, why would anyone ever be where they should be, doing what they should, when it matters.

one big fucking collection of shrugs, thats all this pack are

Superb clearance by lo celso

Arse is going here not gonna lie

love to see so many flicks when we are a goal down at home

Just another 3 points obvs but nice to get that record against a Mourinho team

Spurs really claiming that eighth place for themselves

Can't believe Lo Celso missed and that it wasn't the worse miss of the game.