Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

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Grant Hanley categorically not ready.

ShariVari, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:14 (three months ago) link

Norwich really don't deserve this

Number None, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:30 (three months ago) link

This is going to be one of the better performances by a team that loses 8-0 isn't it

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:33 (three months ago) link

Hold on, Grant Hanley's playing in the Premiership?

Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:37 (three months ago) link

In a manner of speaking.

ShariVari, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:38 (three months ago) link

The own goal was pretty hilarious.

But there was a span of ten minutes when it was 2-0 where Liverpool should have conceded

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:44 (three months ago) link

alisson ;_;

gbx, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:44 (three months ago) link

Plucky Pukki pulls one bakk.

Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Friday, 9 August 2019 20:30 (three months ago) link

more footage of Delia Smith and Alan Hansen please. i wonder what theyre saying to each other

Windsor Davies, Friday, 9 August 2019 20:32 (three months ago) link

o rite

Hansen on Delia: “My wife and I met Delia and Michael through the Radio Times. The Radio Times used to take readers to New York and back on the QEII and that's where we first met, and we've all stayed in touch and we're really good friends.”

slightly more confused/intrigued than i was before

Windsor Davies, Friday, 9 August 2019 20:33 (three months ago) link

"you can't win anything with cooks"

Number None, Friday, 9 August 2019 20:33 (three months ago) link

Norwich manager looks like a bad guy from a Steven Segal movie

The World According To.... (Michael B), Friday, 9 August 2019 22:23 (three months ago) link

He's a mean looking dude, for sure.

Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Friday, 9 August 2019 22:31 (three months ago) link

he looks a hardened Wehrmacht commander when he dons the full length leather jacket.

calzino, Friday, 9 August 2019 22:32 (three months ago) link

Norwich manager looks like a bad guy from a Steven Segal movie
so he looks like Steven Segal?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 9 August 2019 22:40 (three months ago) link

Steven Segal isn't bad, he's ABOVE THE LAW

The World According To.... (Michael B), Friday, 9 August 2019 22:41 (three months ago) link

Has long enough passed that I can post this?

Norwich return to the Premier League. The Championship, like all good parents, will keep their room just as they left it for when they come back home next year.

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) April 27, 2019

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 9 August 2019 22:48 (three months ago) link

#bantz

They're pretty decent going forward. I think they've enough to stay up. Get fucked Danny Baker

The World According To.... (Michael B), Friday, 9 August 2019 23:34 (three months ago) link

Hi I’m a Crystal Palace supporter now.

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Saturday, 10 August 2019 01:28 (three months ago) link

Wolverhampton here

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 01:38 (three months ago) link

i just like a good game (match)

alomar lines, Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:01 (three months ago) link

Welcome all.

I’m not sure Norwich are much better equipped than Fulham to cope with the Premier League but it’ll be fun to see them try. Pukki and Leitner should score goals. I suppose it only requires Newcastle, Villa and Sheffield United to be worse.

ShariVari, Saturday, 10 August 2019 06:08 (three months ago) link

this whole ozil/kolasinac thing seems so weird to me. are they actually being threatened by an organised gang with regard to their testimony or something?

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 08:56 (three months ago) link

Is there an ilx fantasy league?

help yourself to another slice of apple ... crumble (Willl), Saturday, 10 August 2019 09:04 (three months ago) link

there used to be but I dont think so anymore

or something, Saturday, 10 August 2019 09:59 (three months ago) link

better that way

imago, Saturday, 10 August 2019 10:59 (three months ago) link

i'd forgotten again that jack wilshere exists

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 11:33 (three months ago) link

oh good, VAR is going to really improve the Prem this season

seven against feebs (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 August 2019 12:42 (three months ago) link

the use of it for razor-thin offsides is so wrong-headed

Number None, Saturday, 10 August 2019 12:51 (three months ago) link

yeah absolutely it isn't the existence of the tech i'm bitching about at this stage, but if they keep this shit up i'm gonna stop watching football

seven against feebs (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 August 2019 12:53 (three months ago) link

I see the league is going to be as competitive as ever.

Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 August 2019 13:35 (three months ago) link

Bournemouth finish about as well as my local team

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 14:14 (three months ago) link

man why wwas this the game they gave us here locally

Bournemouth look terrible

Sheffield, well, mama always said....

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 14:40 (three months ago) link

finally a goal

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:21 (three months ago) link

lol...Bournemouth gonna Bournemouth. give away the equalizer with 2 minutes left

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:46 (three months ago) link

silby your team got a draw....against a 10 man Everton....at home.

could be worse! a point is a point

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:54 (three months ago) link

Billy Sharp :D

seven against feebs (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:05 (three months ago) link

Grealish has got a bit of a Cathy Dennis thing going on here now, hmm

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:33 (three months ago) link

Didn't watch a ton of Spurs last season but thought Eric Died was as poor as Trippier, be interested to see if he lasts the season as a regular

Ooh good chance for lucas

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:35 (three months ago) link

Eric died lol

Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:35 (three months ago) link

Danny Rose might end up outlasting Poch.

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:36 (three months ago) link

Lol not deliberate
Xp

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:36 (three months ago) link

Grealish can't pull off that look like Patrick Berger could.

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:38 (three months ago) link

Actually watched a snide broadcast of everton v palace in an everton pub... never felt in much danger of exposing myself with extravagant gloating goal celebrations.

Glass half full: we gritted out a point we didn't deserve

Half empty: we played shit and should have been stuffed and are definitely going down if that's the best we've got

Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:39 (three months ago) link

wanna hear darragh on that goal

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:39 (three months ago) link

Lol, starting like we ended last season.

ShariVari, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:39 (three months ago) link

One punt down the middle

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:39 (three months ago) link

Sweet pass, way too easy. Spurs will still win I think but hella shakey at the back.

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:51 (three months ago) link

disgrace

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:51 (three months ago) link

Donk havin a helluva match

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2019 15:42 (five days ago) link

Yessssss!!!

Traore man, wowwww

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2019 15:44 (five days ago) link

Breathing a little easier now but

Joe Kulak 😎 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 November 2019 15:47 (five days ago) link

Terrible marking there

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2019 15:52 (five days ago) link

phew

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2019 15:54 (five days ago) link

helluva finish there. that was an exciting one

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2019 15:55 (five days ago) link

Exciting is one word 😀

Big win, week off, love it when things come together

Joe Kulak 😎 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 November 2019 16:15 (five days ago) link

tik a boo son

Number None, Sunday, 10 November 2019 16:39 (five days ago) link

VAR missing the clear handball from TAA though...

Number None, Sunday, 10 November 2019 16:40 (five days ago) link

ball had hit the city guy's arm first tbf

imago, Sunday, 10 November 2019 16:41 (five days ago) link

What a goal

Blandford Forum, Sunday, 10 November 2019 16:44 (five days ago) link

that might be the best Prem goal I've seen this season

wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 10 November 2019 16:45 (five days ago) link

Not gonna do the V word, this is a slobberknocker whatever happens

Joe Kulak 😎 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 November 2019 16:46 (five days ago) link

we've not been shown the offside lines mind you ;)

imago, Sunday, 10 November 2019 16:46 (five days ago) link

He was 2mm off imo😀

Joe Kulak 😎 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 November 2019 16:47 (five days ago) link

he did look like he might be

Number None, Sunday, 10 November 2019 16:47 (five days ago) link

Pretty sure the guy in the centre was playing him 7mm on

Blandford Forum, Sunday, 10 November 2019 16:48 (five days ago) link

mm's are way too big a unit of measurement imo, should be dealing with microns to assuage any doubts

calzino, Sunday, 10 November 2019 16:56 (five days ago) link

An atom offside

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2019 17:10 (five days ago) link

the PLANCK length

imago, Sunday, 10 November 2019 17:11 (five days ago) link

lol beautiful

Joe Kulak 😎 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 November 2019 17:12 (five days ago) link

Kevin De Bruyne not being passed to is low-key one of my favourite things in football

Blandford Forum, Sunday, 10 November 2019 17:15 (five days ago) link

On replay it actually hit man city players hand first

The World According To.... (Michael B), Sunday, 10 November 2019 17:25 (five days ago) link

FUcking hell

The World According To.... (Michael B), Sunday, 10 November 2019 17:40 (five days ago) link

Bravo!

Number None, Sunday, 10 November 2019 17:42 (five days ago) link

If nothing else this is starting to look like the psychological turning point for the league

Joe Kulak 😎 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 November 2019 17:44 (five days ago) link

Never expected this. Full sure of a cagey draw tbh

The World According To.... (Michael B), Sunday, 10 November 2019 17:45 (five days ago) link

feel like ppl are going to pick apart the defensive positioning there and undermine an, again, season-best cross in doing so

wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 10 November 2019 17:45 (five days ago) link

City look like they’ve no idea what to do

Blandford Forum, Sunday, 10 November 2019 17:45 (five days ago) link

need a supercut of pep clapping

mookieproof, Sunday, 10 November 2019 17:49 (five days ago) link

fucking hell I just noticed the corner flag. Have they all been like that?

Number None, Sunday, 10 November 2019 17:50 (five days ago) link

Feel like this would be level if the aguero of just a few years ago was playing

gbx, Sunday, 10 November 2019 17:59 (five days ago) link

he's never scored at Anfield

Number None, Sunday, 10 November 2019 18:00 (five days ago) link

Saw that stat earlier, feels like Liverpool are in their heads

Joe Kulak 😎 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 November 2019 18:00 (five days ago) link

Has Aguero deteriorated that much?

Just as I type that, he gets subbed

The World According To.... (Michael B), Sunday, 10 November 2019 18:00 (five days ago) link

xp having said that, the bottom line is they've outplayed them

Joe Kulak 😎 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 10 November 2019 18:01 (five days ago) link

Liverpool defence has been immense

The World According To.... (Michael B), Sunday, 10 November 2019 18:07 (five days ago) link

Pep is such a twat

Number None, Sunday, 10 November 2019 18:16 (five days ago) link

That was a handball tbh

The World According To.... (Michael B), Sunday, 10 November 2019 18:16 (five days ago) link

not even remotely!

Number None, Sunday, 10 November 2019 18:17 (five days ago) link

Keep fallin MC

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2019 18:43 (five days ago) link

The way he screams “TWICE” into the sky at the end pic.twitter.com/oBypNg8KKz

— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) November 10, 2019

Number None, Sunday, 10 November 2019 21:22 (five days ago) link

yeh I'm visiting my family and Pep's TWICE!! tantrum had us all in stitches, my da kept rewinding it just like that gif

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Sunday, 10 November 2019 21:32 (five days ago) link

Basil Fawlty when his car broke down for the 2nd time...

— Nick Dearden (@n88ckd) November 10, 2019

Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Sunday, 10 November 2019 21:34 (five days ago) link

If all Premier League managers had a normal job thread:

— Spennie 6 times (@unrealxherdan) November 12, 2019

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 14 November 2019 10:17 (yesterday) link

Lol @ Solskjaer, too close for comfort

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 14 November 2019 10:25 (yesterday) link

The Norwich manager is perfect.

Matt DC, Thursday, 14 November 2019 10:26 (yesterday) link

Think Daniel Farke is more a trendy expensive hairdresser type tbh

or something, Thursday, 14 November 2019 11:10 (yesterday) link

Or possibly a hard-living head chef at a 2 michelin starred place in gothenburg

or something, Thursday, 14 November 2019 11:14 (yesterday) link

hes a lean six expert sent from hq in stuttgart to deliver courses all over yorkshire

deems of internment (darraghmac), Thursday, 14 November 2019 11:46 (yesterday) link


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