Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

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Grant Hanley categorically not ready.

ShariVari, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:14 (one week ago) link

Norwich really don't deserve this

Number None, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:30 (one week ago) link

This is going to be one of the better performances by a team that loses 8-0 isn't it

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:33 (one week ago) link

Hold on, Grant Hanley's playing in the Premiership?

Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:37 (one week ago) link

In a manner of speaking.

ShariVari, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:38 (one week ago) link

The own goal was pretty hilarious.

But there was a span of ten minutes when it was 2-0 where Liverpool should have conceded

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:44 (one week ago) link

alisson ;_;

gbx, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:44 (one week ago) link

Plucky Pukki pulls one bakk.

Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Friday, 9 August 2019 20:30 (one week ago) link

more footage of Delia Smith and Alan Hansen please. i wonder what theyre saying to each other

Windsor Davies, Friday, 9 August 2019 20:32 (one week ago) link

o rite

Hansen on Delia: “My wife and I met Delia and Michael through the Radio Times. The Radio Times used to take readers to New York and back on the QEII and that's where we first met, and we've all stayed in touch and we're really good friends.”

slightly more confused/intrigued than i was before

Windsor Davies, Friday, 9 August 2019 20:33 (one week ago) link

"you can't win anything with cooks"

Number None, Friday, 9 August 2019 20:33 (one week ago) link

Norwich manager looks like a bad guy from a Steven Segal movie

The World According To.... (Michael B), Friday, 9 August 2019 22:23 (one week ago) link

He's a mean looking dude, for sure.

Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Friday, 9 August 2019 22:31 (one week ago) link

he looks a hardened Wehrmacht commander when he dons the full length leather jacket.

calzino, Friday, 9 August 2019 22:32 (one week ago) link

Norwich manager looks like a bad guy from a Steven Segal movie
so he looks like Steven Segal?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 9 August 2019 22:40 (one week ago) link

Steven Segal isn't bad, he's ABOVE THE LAW

The World According To.... (Michael B), Friday, 9 August 2019 22:41 (one week ago) link

Has long enough passed that I can post this?

Norwich return to the Premier League. The Championship, like all good parents, will keep their room just as they left it for when they come back home next year.

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) April 27, 2019

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 9 August 2019 22:48 (one week ago) link

#bantz

They're pretty decent going forward. I think they've enough to stay up. Get fucked Danny Baker

The World According To.... (Michael B), Friday, 9 August 2019 23:34 (one week ago) link

Hi I’m a Crystal Palace supporter now.

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Saturday, 10 August 2019 01:28 (one week ago) link

Wolverhampton here

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 01:38 (one week ago) link

i just like a good game (match)

alomar lines, Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:01 (one week ago) link

Welcome all.

I’m not sure Norwich are much better equipped than Fulham to cope with the Premier League but it’ll be fun to see them try. Pukki and Leitner should score goals. I suppose it only requires Newcastle, Villa and Sheffield United to be worse.

ShariVari, Saturday, 10 August 2019 06:08 (one week ago) link

this whole ozil/kolasinac thing seems so weird to me. are they actually being threatened by an organised gang with regard to their testimony or something?

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 08:56 (one week ago) link

Is there an ilx fantasy league?

help yourself to another slice of apple ... crumble (Willl), Saturday, 10 August 2019 09:04 (one week ago) link

there used to be but I dont think so anymore

or something, Saturday, 10 August 2019 09:59 (one week ago) link

better that way

imago, Saturday, 10 August 2019 10:59 (one week ago) link

i'd forgotten again that jack wilshere exists

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 11:33 (one week ago) link

oh good, VAR is going to really improve the Prem this season

seven against feebs (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 August 2019 12:42 (one week ago) link

the use of it for razor-thin offsides is so wrong-headed

Number None, Saturday, 10 August 2019 12:51 (one week ago) link

yeah absolutely it isn't the existence of the tech i'm bitching about at this stage, but if they keep this shit up i'm gonna stop watching football

seven against feebs (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 August 2019 12:53 (one week ago) link

I see the league is going to be as competitive as ever.

Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 August 2019 13:35 (one week ago) link

Bournemouth finish about as well as my local team

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 14:14 (one week ago) link

man why wwas this the game they gave us here locally

Bournemouth look terrible

Sheffield, well, mama always said....

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 14:40 (one week ago) link

finally a goal

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:21 (one week ago) link

lol...Bournemouth gonna Bournemouth. give away the equalizer with 2 minutes left

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:46 (one week ago) link

silby your team got a draw....against a 10 man Everton....at home.

could be worse! a point is a point

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:54 (one week ago) link

Billy Sharp :D

seven against feebs (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:05 (one week ago) link

Grealish has got a bit of a Cathy Dennis thing going on here now, hmm

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:33 (one week ago) link

Didn't watch a ton of Spurs last season but thought Eric Died was as poor as Trippier, be interested to see if he lasts the season as a regular

Ooh good chance for lucas

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:35 (one week ago) link

Eric died lol

Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:35 (one week ago) link

Danny Rose might end up outlasting Poch.

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:36 (one week ago) link

Lol not deliberate
Xp

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:36 (one week ago) link

Grealish can't pull off that look like Patrick Berger could.

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:38 (one week ago) link

Actually watched a snide broadcast of everton v palace in an everton pub... never felt in much danger of exposing myself with extravagant gloating goal celebrations.

Glass half full: we gritted out a point we didn't deserve

Half empty: we played shit and should have been stuffed and are definitely going down if that's the best we've got

Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:39 (one week ago) link

wanna hear darragh on that goal

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:39 (one week ago) link

Lol, starting like we ended last season.

ShariVari, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:39 (one week ago) link

One punt down the middle

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:39 (one week ago) link

Sweet pass, way too easy. Spurs will still win I think but hella shakey at the back.

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:51 (one week ago) link

disgrace

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:51 (one week ago) link

Lloris is the only thing keeping us even vaguely in this.

Matt DC, Saturday, 17 August 2019 17:43 (yesterday) link

2-1 massacre this rn

wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 17 August 2019 17:44 (yesterday) link

mmmmmmmmmmm

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2019 17:45 (yesterday) link

oooooooo

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2019 17:45 (yesterday) link

etc

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2019 17:45 (yesterday) link

2-2 massacre you mean

oscar bravo, Saturday, 17 August 2019 17:45 (yesterday) link

Ridiculous.

Matt DC, Saturday, 17 August 2019 17:46 (yesterday) link

City seemed barely bothered they hadn't got the third cos Spurs were so bad

oscar bravo, Saturday, 17 August 2019 17:46 (yesterday) link

19 shots to 2

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2019 17:47 (yesterday) link

"don't change the setup when you're about to take a corner ffs" - me

wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 17 August 2019 17:47 (yesterday) link

Mencaps post had the timing of a de bruyne pass tbf

oscar bravo, Saturday, 17 August 2019 17:47 (yesterday) link

kwp is basically a fool

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2019 17:49 (yesterday) link

is there any case for marking the back post for christs sake

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2019 17:51 (yesterday) link

Laughable from Otamendi there

oscar bravo, Saturday, 17 August 2019 17:52 (yesterday) link

I know this is v one of the three or most intimidating teams to play out from the back against but we're still just as overconfident about our actual ability to do that

wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 17 August 2019 17:52 (yesterday) link

and there were what three more quasi chances while I was typing that post

wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 17 August 2019 17:53 (yesterday) link

and it had a typo

wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 17 August 2019 17:54 (yesterday) link

aguero pep is beeffffff

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2019 17:54 (yesterday) link

Spurs right back situation p bad cos aurier not up to standard and foyth not that good at his primary position let alone his secondary one. Still hardest away game of the season, playing crap and might escape with a point.

oscar bravo, Saturday, 17 August 2019 17:55 (yesterday) link

Pep "why have you only scored one against this shower?"

oscar bravo, Saturday, 17 August 2019 17:56 (yesterday) link

xp fair

xp fair

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2019 17:57 (yesterday) link

That's better from sanchez

oscar bravo, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:02 (yesterday) link

I'd totally forgotten Pukki played for Celtic for a year!

― Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Saturday, August 17, 2019 10:40 AM (twenty-two minutes ago)bookmarkflaglink

He was pish for us

bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:02 (yesterday) link

Oh, and Teemu Pukki can fuck off an' all.

― ailsa, Saturday, August 23, 2014 6:26 PM (four years ago) bookmark flag link

oscar bravo, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:04 (yesterday) link

Beautiful if Spurs can somehow steal this

oscar bravo, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:06 (yesterday) link

It's probably only because it's early season rust but last year's top four all look like they've gotten worse.

oscar bravo, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:11 (yesterday) link

did not notice how lamela and lo ceslo look alike til now

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:14 (yesterday) link

JESUS RELEASE THE FUCKING THING

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:17 (yesterday) link

how many chances to clear that

cunts

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:21 (yesterday) link

FFS the marking at that corner

oscar bravo, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:21 (yesterday) link

Three unmarked at least

oscar bravo, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:21 (yesterday) link

usjsjsjjsjs

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:22 (yesterday) link

Utter shite after a comfortable twenty minutes
VAR¡!!!!

oscar bravo, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:22 (yesterday) link

Lol

oscar bravo, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:22 (yesterday) link

Oh ffs fuck off

or something, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:23 (yesterday) link

clear and obviousssssss

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:23 (yesterday) link

So stupid cos defenders don't concede pens if the handball is inadvertent so the law is weighted towards the defence

oscar bravo, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:24 (yesterday) link

Good job it hit Laporte’s arm first otherwise it would have been a penalty.

ShariVari, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:24 (yesterday) link

Inadvertent handballs are penalties these days, defenders or attackers.

ShariVari, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:25 (yesterday) link

No they're not in the epl

oscar bravo, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:25 (yesterday) link

we continue to amuse with idiot invites to attack

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:25 (yesterday) link

IE point blank shots or deflections
Xp

oscar bravo, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:26 (yesterday) link

Astonishing shithousing from Pep here.

Matt DC, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:28 (yesterday) link

didn't realise how far behind my stream was and had to wait and see wtf the deal was

Neville trying to hype up a postmatch handshake, truly smalltime

wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:29 (yesterday) link

I'll be honest, City can probably feel a little hard done by over 99mins.

Matt DC, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:31 (yesterday) link

Oh ffs fuck off

― or something, Saturday, 17 August 2019 19:23 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

switched stream off as soon as jesus shot hit the net, guess I should stop doing that. Obv VAR is terrible but in this case I'm ok with that

or something, Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:34 (yesterday) link

This fucking rule change

what's wrong with being centre-y? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 August 2019 18:48 (yesterday) link

i am calmly wishing death on our defensive unit as i always do

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 August 2019 19:12 (yesterday) link

technological/practical 'backward steps' we all just accept now

wot's the tea mum? (not beef again) (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 17 August 2019 19:51 (yesterday) link

Oh, here we go, Sollymarch (all one word) is back on MOTD.

Boulez, vous couchez avec moi? (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 August 2019 22:51 (yesterday) link


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