Lads, it's the Premier League thread - EPL 2019/20

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Grant Hanley categorically not ready.

ShariVari, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:14 (five months ago) link

Norwich really don't deserve this

Number None, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:30 (five months ago) link

This is going to be one of the better performances by a team that loses 8-0 isn't it

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:33 (five months ago) link

Hold on, Grant Hanley's playing in the Premiership?

Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:37 (five months ago) link

In a manner of speaking.

ShariVari, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:38 (five months ago) link

The own goal was pretty hilarious.

But there was a span of ten minutes when it was 2-0 where Liverpool should have conceded

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:44 (five months ago) link

alisson ;_;

gbx, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:44 (five months ago) link

Plucky Pukki pulls one bakk.

Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Friday, 9 August 2019 20:30 (five months ago) link

more footage of Delia Smith and Alan Hansen please. i wonder what theyre saying to each other

Windsor Davies, Friday, 9 August 2019 20:32 (five months ago) link

o rite

Hansen on Delia: “My wife and I met Delia and Michael through the Radio Times. The Radio Times used to take readers to New York and back on the QEII and that's where we first met, and we've all stayed in touch and we're really good friends.”

slightly more confused/intrigued than i was before

Windsor Davies, Friday, 9 August 2019 20:33 (five months ago) link

"you can't win anything with cooks"

Number None, Friday, 9 August 2019 20:33 (five months ago) link

Norwich manager looks like a bad guy from a Steven Segal movie

The World According To.... (Michael B), Friday, 9 August 2019 22:23 (five months ago) link

He's a mean looking dude, for sure.

Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Friday, 9 August 2019 22:31 (five months ago) link

he looks a hardened Wehrmacht commander when he dons the full length leather jacket.

calzino, Friday, 9 August 2019 22:32 (five months ago) link

Norwich manager looks like a bad guy from a Steven Segal movie
so he looks like Steven Segal?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 9 August 2019 22:40 (five months ago) link

Steven Segal isn't bad, he's ABOVE THE LAW

The World According To.... (Michael B), Friday, 9 August 2019 22:41 (five months ago) link

Has long enough passed that I can post this?

Norwich return to the Premier League. The Championship, like all good parents, will keep their room just as they left it for when they come back home next year.

— Danny Baker (@prodnose) April 27, 2019

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 9 August 2019 22:48 (five months ago) link

#bantz

They're pretty decent going forward. I think they've enough to stay up. Get fucked Danny Baker

The World According To.... (Michael B), Friday, 9 August 2019 23:34 (five months ago) link

Hi I’m a Crystal Palace supporter now.

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Saturday, 10 August 2019 01:28 (five months ago) link

Wolverhampton here

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 01:38 (five months ago) link

i just like a good game (match)

alomar lines, Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:01 (five months ago) link

Welcome all.

I’m not sure Norwich are much better equipped than Fulham to cope with the Premier League but it’ll be fun to see them try. Pukki and Leitner should score goals. I suppose it only requires Newcastle, Villa and Sheffield United to be worse.

ShariVari, Saturday, 10 August 2019 06:08 (five months ago) link

this whole ozil/kolasinac thing seems so weird to me. are they actually being threatened by an organised gang with regard to their testimony or something?

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 08:56 (five months ago) link

Is there an ilx fantasy league?

help yourself to another slice of apple ... crumble (Willl), Saturday, 10 August 2019 09:04 (five months ago) link

there used to be but I dont think so anymore

or something, Saturday, 10 August 2019 09:59 (five months ago) link

better that way

imago, Saturday, 10 August 2019 10:59 (five months ago) link

i'd forgotten again that jack wilshere exists

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 11:33 (five months ago) link

oh good, VAR is going to really improve the Prem this season

seven against feebs (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 August 2019 12:42 (five months ago) link

the use of it for razor-thin offsides is so wrong-headed

Number None, Saturday, 10 August 2019 12:51 (five months ago) link

yeah absolutely it isn't the existence of the tech i'm bitching about at this stage, but if they keep this shit up i'm gonna stop watching football

seven against feebs (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 August 2019 12:53 (five months ago) link

I see the league is going to be as competitive as ever.

Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 August 2019 13:35 (five months ago) link

Bournemouth finish about as well as my local team

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 14:14 (five months ago) link

man why wwas this the game they gave us here locally

Bournemouth look terrible

Sheffield, well, mama always said....

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 14:40 (five months ago) link

finally a goal

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:21 (five months ago) link

lol...Bournemouth gonna Bournemouth. give away the equalizer with 2 minutes left

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:46 (five months ago) link

silby your team got a draw....against a 10 man Everton....at home.

could be worse! a point is a point

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:54 (five months ago) link

Billy Sharp :D

seven against feebs (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:05 (five months ago) link

Grealish has got a bit of a Cathy Dennis thing going on here now, hmm

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:33 (five months ago) link

Didn't watch a ton of Spurs last season but thought Eric Died was as poor as Trippier, be interested to see if he lasts the season as a regular

Ooh good chance for lucas

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:35 (five months ago) link

Eric died lol

Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:35 (five months ago) link

Danny Rose might end up outlasting Poch.

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:36 (five months ago) link

Lol not deliberate
Xp

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:36 (five months ago) link

Grealish can't pull off that look like Patrick Berger could.

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:38 (five months ago) link

Actually watched a snide broadcast of everton v palace in an everton pub... never felt in much danger of exposing myself with extravagant gloating goal celebrations.

Glass half full: we gritted out a point we didn't deserve

Half empty: we played shit and should have been stuffed and are definitely going down if that's the best we've got

Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:39 (five months ago) link

wanna hear darragh on that goal

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:39 (five months ago) link

Lol, starting like we ended last season.

ShariVari, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:39 (five months ago) link

One punt down the middle

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:39 (five months ago) link

Sweet pass, way too easy. Spurs will still win I think but hella shakey at the back.

oscar bravo, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:51 (five months ago) link

disgrace

phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:51 (five months ago) link

id agree

sissoko out tip april after knee surgery

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 17:51 (one week ago) link

longshot but maybe this could get Ole the sack if it's in the six nil range

Number None, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 20:41 (one week ago) link

actually got taken off at half-time tonight, which is progress of sorts

Number None, Tuesday, 7 January 2020 22:16 (one week ago) link

xp actual lol

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 22:31 (one week ago) link

Can still pull it back in the second leg, lads.

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 22:34 (one week ago) link

Tyrone Mings as relentlessly up for it as ever. switch to 3 at the back is gonna suit him, frees him up to prowl about getting into it with whoever he likes. god how i love him.

Leicester gonna win this in his spite tho, obv

Windsor Davies, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 21:27 (one week ago) link

Ashley Young has turned down #mufc's contract offer and wants to join Inter Milan during the current transfer window. He's told Solskjær he doesn't want to play for the club anymore. Inter are willing to pay a fee to sign him #mulive [di marzio]

— utdreport (@utdreport) January 9, 2020

Getting burned by Ashley Young. A new low!

Number None, Thursday, 9 January 2020 11:41 (one week ago) link

lol Bale has actually been sticking it to the hated Franco under Madrid's noses all these years, legend https://t.co/ZM6lgfdNrH pic.twitter.com/lMjkfTU2LW

— THE MIDNIGHT RIDER (@wariotifo) January 8, 2020

calzino, Thursday, 9 January 2020 11:50 (one week ago) link

No results found for "kim jong-un doing the robot". :(

Death to (NickB), Thursday, 9 January 2020 14:11 (one week ago) link

season over yet?

kane's is

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Thursday, 9 January 2020 18:50 (one week ago) link

Reports that Moyes is looking to sign Fellaini have brightened my evening

The Masked Zinger (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 January 2020 21:50 (one week ago) link

Piatek to Spurs!

ShariVari, Thursday, 9 January 2020 23:09 (one week ago) link

According to The Sun, so pinch of salt.

ShariVari, Thursday, 9 January 2020 23:11 (one week ago) link

Krzysztof Piątek is a Polish professional footballer who plays as a forward for Premier league club Tottenham Hotspur and the Poland national team. He began his professional career with Ekstraklasa club Zagłębie Lubin...

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Thursday, 9 January 2020 23:14 (one week ago) link

It will be interesting if it comes off. He looked like he was going to be one of the most fearsome strikers in Europe in the period when he rapidly went from Cracovia to Genoa to Milan. His initial run of games with Milan was phenomenal - but he stopped scoring and hasn’t started again. It looks like they’re willing to just recoup the money they spent on him. Milan are so badly organised, it’s hard to know whether it’s an issue with him or with them. Kessie has been at equally disappointing.

ShariVari, Thursday, 9 January 2020 23:18 (one week ago) link

Sad Cutrone wasn't feeling it but tbh I'd rather live in Florence than Wolverhampton so good luck to the lad

The Masked Zinger (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 9 January 2020 23:30 (one week ago) link

Just the three goals ruled out by VAR in the five 3pm kick-offs today.

Tanganga is starting vs Liverpool, rather than Vertonghen.

ShariVari, Saturday, 11 January 2020 16:57 (six days ago) link

5 defenders but no defensive player in midfield

Saxophone Of Futility (Michael B), Saturday, 11 January 2020 17:18 (six days ago) link

five defenders?

lol, i think not.

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Saturday, 11 January 2020 17:37 (six days ago) link

ah, why would anyone ever be where they should be, doing what they should, when it matters.

one big fucking collection of shrugs, thats all this pack are

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Saturday, 11 January 2020 18:17 (six days ago) link

Superb clearance by lo celso

Arse is going here not gonna lie

or something, Saturday, 11 January 2020 19:12 (six days ago) link

love to see so many flicks when we are a goal down at home

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Saturday, 11 January 2020 19:25 (six days ago) link

Just another 3 points obvs but nice to get that record against a Mourinho team

or something, Saturday, 11 January 2020 19:27 (six days ago) link

Spurs really claiming that eighth place for themselves

Death to (NickB), Saturday, 11 January 2020 19:32 (six days ago) link

Can't believe Lo Celso missed and that it wasn't the worse miss of the game.

in twelve parts (lamonti), Sunday, 12 January 2020 08:11 (five days ago) link

Moura such a good player.

in twelve parts (lamonti), Sunday, 12 January 2020 08:11 (five days ago) link

worst miss presumably VVD giving young gazza the chance to look heroic with an entire half of the goal to aim at

imago, Sunday, 12 January 2020 10:22 (five days ago) link

Some really good furious home fan gesticulating as that Watford goal went in

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 12 January 2020 14:57 (five days ago) link

This is a humiliation. I can’t see Howe turning this team around. Imagine spending £20m on Solanke.

ShariVari, Sunday, 12 January 2020 15:53 (five days ago) link

Yeah they look done

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 12 January 2020 15:53 (five days ago) link

i'm just praying for this "Nigel Pearson is good actually" nightmare to end soon

"Back Home" in Dari (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 January 2020 15:59 (five days ago) link

fuck overrated Howe as well though and fucking FC Bosecombe - a non-league club pumped up with oligarch dosh and supported by millionaire Tory donors.

calzino, Sunday, 12 January 2020 16:03 (five days ago) link

the correct and good opinion is to root for Watford tbh

imago, Sunday, 12 January 2020 16:13 (five days ago) link

just can't get into MMA

"Back Home" in Dari (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 January 2020 16:16 (five days ago) link

FYI I knew Bournemouth were done when they had 70 minutes at the ten men of Palace and managed to lose without creating a chance. I watched it all through my fingers and knew that was it for them

imago, Sunday, 12 January 2020 16:18 (five days ago) link

Deeney is that last face you see before you wake up in hospital wearing a wire frame around your jaw for 3 months

calzino, Sunday, 12 January 2020 16:20 (five days ago) link

it's not even so much that shitkickers are gonna kick, but a month of the usual pundits singing about the joys of putting a shift in, yeesh

"Back Home" in Dari (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 January 2020 16:25 (five days ago) link

A few managerial jackets on shoogly nails after this weekend.

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Sunday, 12 January 2020 17:07 (five days ago) link

want to know where 'last-minute penalty when 6-0 down' fits in sgt biscuits' cosmology of worst goals to score

imago, Sunday, 12 January 2020 18:25 (five days ago) link

It's crucial late goals like that which justify the four year deal they gave Dean Smith in November when he'd won like four games

Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 12 January 2020 18:39 (five days ago) link

i'm just praying for this "Nigel Pearson is good actually" nightmare to end soon

― "Back Home" in Dari (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 12 January 2020 15:59 (yesterday) link

hate to say it but he probably deserves more credit than he tends to get for Leicester's title win

Appleman Appears: 20/2/2020. Whose Cider You On? (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 13 January 2020 10:40 (four days ago) link

(he doesn't tend to get that credit cause he's such a fucking berk lol)

Appleman Appears: 20/2/2020. Whose Cider You On? (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 13 January 2020 10:40 (four days ago) link

I have absolutely no idea whether Gedson Fernandes is any good.

ShariVari, Monday, 13 January 2020 20:10 (four days ago) link

correct

but if the ac milan interest in aurier at 15m is true then not having a better rb is irrelevant

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Monday, 13 January 2020 20:30 (four days ago) link

Selling Milan the only player who can cross and them selling us a striker who needs crosses to be effective would be vmic for both clubs.

ShariVari, Monday, 13 January 2020 22:23 (four days ago) link

he can cross 1/10, hes been averaging out as ok lately, but thats not a flat 7 thats moments of 9 and moments of 3 alternating and out out out

Banáná hÉireann (darraghmac), Monday, 13 January 2020 22:54 (four days ago) link

It’s #WWEonBT DAY and @cainmma is stopping to meet his fans! @WestHam pic.twitter.com/rGD7IhGtWV

— WWE UK (@WWEUK) January 15, 2020

calzino, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 23:44 (two days ago) link

Speaking of wrestling has Moyesy somehow done a faceturn or is he still part of the miserablist Sam Allardycio/Alan Pardew/Mark Hughes perpetual job gang?

in twelve parts (lamonti), Friday, 17 January 2020 06:38 (fourteen hours ago) link


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