I guess that's super-rich people for you.
― trishyb, Thursday, 1 June 2023 14:52 (eleven months ago) link
think my favorite thing about the boardroom meeting was that if Kendall had pre-arranged the seats so that shiv would have voted earlier, she'd have much less leverage. logan would have taken that into consideration.
― 龜, Thursday, 1 June 2023 14:55 (eleven months ago) link
everything about that meeting showed how bad Ken could be. The cockiness especially.
― dan selzer, Thursday, 1 June 2023 15:10 (eleven months ago) link
I still can't fathom the mentality of "sure, I'll just nip down to Barbados the night before the most important board meeting ever". What if there's a storm or your plane won't start and you can't get back?
yeah you'd think Kendall would have learned his lesson after that happened to him in the first season
― symsymsym, Thursday, 1 June 2023 15:22 (eleven months ago) link
'I still can't fathom the mentality of "sure, I'll just nip down to Barbados the night before the most important board meeting ever"."
it's like a 5 hour flight, I can't even figure out how they got there so quickly even with private jets.
― I? not I! He! He! HIM! (akm), Thursday, 1 June 2023 20:23 (eleven months ago) link
wait til you see how fast they figure out long distance travel in Westeros without even engines!
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 1 June 2023 20:52 (eleven months ago) link
Who has a better story than Ken the Broken
― Vinnie, Thursday, 1 June 2023 22:50 (eleven months ago) link
lol armstrong got so sick of all the bad shiv theories that he couldnt hold back
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fxi5opeaQAEQ3TY?format=jpg&name=large
― lag∞n, Friday, 2 June 2023 17:51 (eleven months ago) link
her brother who is basically the nastiest most awful person when he's not getting his way, what did he call shiv on election night, "fucking filth" or something?
― omar little, Friday, 2 June 2023 17:59 (eleven months ago) link
it was perfectly evident it wasn't some calculated move just based on her performance when she made the decision
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Friday, 2 June 2023 18:07 (eleven months ago) link
I'm starting to feel like people with the "worse finale than Game of Thrones" takes should maybe stick with something more up their alley, like Paw Patrol.
going to have to tap the "not getting the ending you personally wanted does not automatically make it a bad ending" sign more and more frequently
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 2 June 2023 18:10 (eleven months ago) link
it does if your method of watching television is rooting for characters like they're sports teams!
― ludicrously capacious bag (voodoo chili), Friday, 2 June 2023 18:11 (eleven months ago) link
inspired by this one I saw last night:
The Succession Finale is worse than the Game of Thrones Finale is one respect. GOT had already been trash for at least two seasons. Succession was at the height of its powers before the Finale, leading to great disappointment.— NYCTaper (@nyctaper) June 2, 2023
I'm glad the guy does a great job of taping and sharing live performances but uh not going to him for media take
for the record, this is his justification:
Plot holes all over the place. The fake GoJo Asian numbers were not even discussed, which is bizarre in a half-stock deal. The Ebba stuff was forgotten. No appearance by either candidate or any discussion of the election fight. There’s a bunch more.— NYCTaper (@nyctaper) June 2, 2023
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 2 June 2023 18:12 (eleven months ago) link
i can't believe we didn't get any more Jimenez scenes, truly what the fans have been clamoring for since his appearance several episodes back.
― omar little, Friday, 2 June 2023 18:16 (eleven months ago) link
it's as if the show wasn't actually about the things that the trio of main characters weren't focused on anymore
― omar little, Friday, 2 June 2023 18:17 (eleven months ago) link
trash ass Rashomon just making me watch the same scene four times in a row, dumb as hell bro
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 2 June 2023 18:18 (eleven months ago) link
idk how we got to prosumer tv culture but it is truly the worst
― lag∞n, Friday, 2 June 2023 18:21 (eleven months ago) link
they want formula they think thats how it should be
― lag∞n, Friday, 2 June 2023 18:30 (eleven months ago) link
This show is closest to sopranos in how it wasn't holding anyone's hand and guiding them narratively, it followed the characters down their paths and focused on the information that was important to them at any given moment. No more ebba stuff because the kids didn't need that anymore, they didn't care about her any more than Mattson did. No more gojo numbers because it didn't work as a tool anymore, and it had already shifted the numbers on the board at that point. No more candidates because the kids were just trying to get the company and politics wasn't their focus, esp now that Mencken was going to let the sale go thru. Plus we heard just enough about it in the background, Mencken maybe being in trouble in Wisconsin, and willa's reaction to shiv's comment with respect to that giving us just enough and all we needed to know. Why do so many people need things explained to them.
― omar little, Friday, 2 June 2023 18:39 (eleven months ago) link
Not even explained but they just want closure on every narrative thread.
― omar little, Friday, 2 June 2023 18:43 (eleven months ago) link
These are the people the Star Wars universe depends on.
― trishyb, Friday, 2 June 2023 18:50 (eleven months ago) link
i dont like this show cause it didnt give me what i want is obviously a baby opinion but its taken to a whole other level when people decide the show is formally bad because it hasnt given them what they wanted, there are all these youtube videos of guys explaining how to tell a story the right way, talking about what are the stakes
― lag∞n, Friday, 2 June 2023 18:56 (eleven months ago) link
and people consume this media as if theyre screenwriters when theyre actually screen watchers, they do want to know how the sausage gets made
― lag∞n, Friday, 2 June 2023 18:58 (eleven months ago) link
It's not a puzzle-box narrative. The only answer the show has implicitly promised its audience is who succeeds Logan. And the finale did that. The rest (at least far as the GoJo deal goes) doesn't matter.
― jaymc, Friday, 2 June 2023 18:59 (eleven months ago) link
yeah. succession had a purity of storytelling that is unfamiliar to like a whole generation of these goobers
― call all destroyer, Friday, 2 June 2023 19:03 (eleven months ago) link
The type of people who wanted the Scooby-Doo ending for zodiac
― omar little, Friday, 2 June 2023 19:16 (eleven months ago) link
Guess they shouldn't have cut this scene after all:
JIMINEZ opens the Waystar Royco board room, interrupting the vote:
JIMINEZ: "Hey guys, so glad that tough election fight is over and resolved. Phew! Anyway, my good friend Ebba just sent over some updated GoJo numbers for their Asia market and everything is all clear. Glad to have those threads all tied up!"
JIMINEZ winks at the camera and EXITS as "Curb Your Enthusiasm Theme" plays
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 2 June 2023 19:25 (eleven months ago) link
do y’all want to be exposed to the worst succession finale take
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 2 June 2023 20:40 (eleven months ago) link
This show is closest to sopranos in how it wasn't holding anyone's hand and guiding them narratively, it followed the characters down their paths and focused on the information that was important to them at any given moment.
Remembering that Sopranos' last season had a couple scenes involving selling hazardous chemicals to some Middle Eastern folks, which made it seem headed toward a 9/11-type climax, only to have an AJ love interest and a drawn-out diner scene.
― underwater as a compliment (Eazy), Friday, 2 June 2023 20:45 (eleven months ago) link
hit me
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 2 June 2023 21:04 (eleven months ago) link
YES BRING IT
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 June 2023 21:06 (eleven months ago) link
https://www.thewrap.com/hbo-succession-season-four-series-finale-review/
spoiler: bill wyman wishes it were a show about competent businesspeople making epic deals. bill wyman wishes succession were ben affleck’s air
the worst part of it is when he tells you how he’d write the show and it’s so embarrassing
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 2 June 2023 21:06 (eleven months ago) link
I'm not surprised that Wyman has come up with the worst Succession take because he is very dumb and an awful writer, but after I hate read his abysmal Pink Floyd song rankings a couple of months ago, I can't donate another moment of my life to reading his sloppy garbage because life is Too $hort.
― Judi Dench's Human Hand (methanietanner), Friday, 2 June 2023 21:11 (eleven months ago) link
i'll admit i did think a few times "this person's far too incurious and dumb to be cracking jokes this good" but yknow in real life richard iii probably wasn't very eloquent either
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 2 June 2023 21:21 (eleven months ago) link
yes had i not been sent this piece directly i would’ve been blissfully unaware of it so protect yourself if you can
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 2 June 2023 21:22 (eleven months ago) link
Not only do the loose ends about the election and the deal not matter to the show's narrative, but the not-mattering is also sort of the point, I think? The characters' constant status-jockeying is what drives the story week to week, but the show, it seems, is ultimately less interested in how specific moves are made than in the emotional impact of spending your life in cutthroat pursuit of power. Who knows whether Tom will even last as CEO, but all of them will remain broken people.
― jaymc, Friday, 2 June 2023 21:28 (eleven months ago) link
Yeah there’s always people out there who want to know more GoJo details and it’s like why who gives a fuck when there’s backstabbing family drama
― TY FRANCE HATES TEXAS CONFIRMED (gyac), Friday, 2 June 2023 21:49 (eleven months ago) link
I dunno -- thinking about Roman's wal-mart t-shirt is at least on par entertainment-wise for me as the torrid faux-murdoch dynamics.
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 2 June 2023 21:56 (eleven months ago) link
The show’s own perspective and the perspective of its own writers are not necessarily the same and for lots of things but especially Succession it’s probably useful to consider through the Doylist-Watsonian perspectives, basically shorthand for:
When a creator answers a question about their work, should they provide an In-Universe answer or a Real Life answer? The former is the Watsonian perspective, the latter Doylist.The terms reference Sherlock Holmes:Watsonian commentary relates to Dr. John Watson, Holmes' friend and supposed chronicler of his adventures in-universe. Doylist commentary relates to Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, the Real Life author of the Holmes stories.Simply put, if you were to ask a question about Sherlock Holmes, you would probably get a different answer depending on whether you asked Dr. Watson or Sir Arthur.Doylist or out-of-universe or exegetic commentary considers the work as a created object, and prefers exegetic explanations with particular attention to the author's intentions. Doylist explanations are things like "The author changed his mind" or "The actor died, so they had to retire the character" or "They didn't have the budget for an animatronic puppet, so they changed the character to an ordinary human". Doylist tropes include:
The Sun doesn’t run the UK, nor does Fox entirely set the media agenda in the US, but it was hard not to feel, at the time the show was coming together, the particular impact of one man, of one family, on the lives of so many. Rightwing populism was on the march across the globe. But in the fine margins of the Brexit vote and Trump’s eventual electoral college victory, one couldn’t help but think about the influence of the years of anti-EU stories and comment in the UK press, the years of Fox dancing with its audience, sometimes leading, sometimes following, as the wine got stronger, the music madder. It was politically alarming and creatively appealing: to imagine the mixture of business imperatives and political instinct that exist within a media operation; to consider what happens when something as important as the flow of information in a democracy hits the reductive brutality of the profit calculation inside such a company. How those elements might rebound emotionally and psychologically inside a family as it considered the question of corporate succession.
― TY FRANCE HATES TEXAS CONFIRMED (gyac), Friday, 2 June 2023 22:03 (eleven months ago) link
I think the show does care about politics, but it's a thematic concern rather than a narrative one. It doesn't matter whether Mencken actually becomes president or not; it only matters that he could.
― jaymc, Friday, 2 June 2023 22:56 (eleven months ago) link
exactly i mean they research the hell out of all their details so that’s probably what hooks in people who want to follow the political/business threads but omg i so don’t want to watch THAT show. like imagine if they did tie up all these loose ends how muted the inter-character drama would then become bleh
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 June 2023 23:05 (eleven months ago) link
I'm 2/3 of the way through season 4 and am disappointed that these are all going to be movie-length episodes. I want to get through it to know what people are talking about, but it's such a trudge. I'd rather just watch movies
The constant sudden zoom-ins and zoom-outs are just bad
― Dan S, Saturday, 3 June 2023 00:20 (ten months ago) link
:(
― werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 3 June 2023 00:28 (ten months ago) link
― Maxmillion D. Boosted (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, June 2, 2023 1:18 PM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
Real life lol here
― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Saturday, 3 June 2023 00:45 (ten months ago) link
Lucas is such a whiny man-baby
― Dan S, Saturday, 3 June 2023 00:47 (ten months ago) link
thinking about where the main characters might have gone to college
Connor: YaleKendall: DartmouthShiv: BrownRoman: NYUTom: Cornell
― Dan S, Saturday, 3 June 2023 01:41 (ten months ago) link
in addition to the awful zoom-ins, the show regularly violates the 180 degree rule
Apparently Jesse Armstrong pitched the show as Festen (the Dogme 95 film) meets Dallas.
― jaymc, Saturday, 3 June 2023 01:59 (ten months ago) link
all of the episodes are around an hour to 1:10 idgi
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Saturday, 3 June 2023 02:27 (ten months ago) link
like, for the whole show