PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Stoked for the madness.

While they're voting I might as well say how much I hate UK media treating Brexit as entertainment. Treating life-altering politics as entertainment. LK's tweets are dripping with "ohhh it's so nice to be on the inside!", even the Graun (well, might scratch 'even') blog frequently starts with "welcome politics fans!" as if it were a derby footy match.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, October 22, 2019 11:03 AM (six minutes ago)

yeah this is bang on.

calling saturday "super saturday" was literally cribbed from football coverage.

pal of mine got a selfie with Leo front row at Spice Girls too...

Oh god, 'Super Saturday' was another eye roller, aye. I wondering that when Brexit is fully realized, and we're ten years on from that point, how much of the "politics=circus! it's sports!" will have stuck with media who are supposed to be critical and scrutinize government, instead of turning it into a block party.

Ayes 329
Noes 299

RIP

First reading passed by 30 fucking votes

RIP

Jesus, just expel the cunts ffs

so what does this mean exactly?

So, uh, what next?

Vote on the timetable, should be a lot closer

30 is a huge diff, fuck.

MP's now voting for timepath, which is expected to be closer, but then again... Fuck.

This is what happens when you vote for a deal because you don't want it.

can't believe Boris is gonna pull this off, after all these other shenanigans

Third reading could be very different

Johnson has said if they vote down the programme motion he'll throw a strop and pursue a general election, we'll see. That majority makes him getting his way look a lot more possible

This is just inexplicable bullshit from cowards and hypocrites

Jesus, just expel the cunts ffs

'inexplicable' is remarkably optimistic tbh.

This is just inexplicable bullshit from cowards and hypocrites

― Xia Nu del Vague (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, October 22, 2019 8:19 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

thisthisthis

Nah pom was right, it's horribly explicable

COME ON PROGRAMME MOTION U CUNT

Didn't even register "inexplicable", the "cowards and hypocrites" red flag was waving right in front of me.

“no one expected the PM to get a deal - look what he has achieved !”

ITS A FUCKING WORSE DEAL U CRETIN

Is there any way that the 3 day programme could backfire on Johnson if amendments get voted thru that counter his plans?

I thought you all thought Brexit was inevitable?

Yeah that's so fucked. It's not about the deal itself, it's about the fact that he got it. Guess what, anyone can GET a deal, but it's a TERRIBLE deal. argh.

this will look less awful once we americans re-elect trump in 2020

YES

Ayes 308
No's 322

Hahahahahahaha

Lol

308 yes
322 no

YA DANCER

Lol.!

LET'S GET READY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEE

GIRUY Boris

GE?

Missing the fire in Corbyn's speech tbh, he sounds like he's reading the train schedule out loud.

Surely Johnson can leave with a few days extension?

"no one thought we would re-open the WA"
"no one thought we would get a new deal"

fucking easy mode politics

Missing the fire in Corbyn's speech tbh, he sounds like he's reading the train schedule out loud.

He's no Nye Bevan but no-one ever pretended he was tbf

Bozza playing it back to EU. No mention of GE (yet).

lol Gyac! Didn't know that

Waffle and dither and dither and delay from Johnson oh god here's Blackfordzzzzzzzzzzz

so... Boris' timetable was rejected?

Yes.

Corbyn's yer man for timetables.

Johnson 'pauses' Brexit legislation

Boris Johnson has confirmed he will set aside the bill that would implement his deal, despite the fact the Commons has just backed it, after his proposal to fast-track it through parliament was rejected by MPs.

He says he does not want a delay and will continue to discuss with EU27 leaders until they decide whether or not to grant one.

xp to shakey

Ken Clarke wants to get Brexit done apparently