PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/IcyMiniatureHairstreak-size_restricted.gif

One government official who is close to Cummings claimed he was employing a “Jose Mourinho strategy”, a reference to how the former Manchester United and Chelsea football manager would often deliberately make inflammatory public interventions to attract media attention to himself and relieve pressure on his players.

yeah not convinced this is a strategy as such - certainly not a successful one

Good time to point out that Mourinho hasn't won a league title in 7 years.

Amber Rudd = Eva Carneiro

Hodge apparently lost her trigger ballot so will have to go through reselection.

Not counting any chickens but I’ll have maracas.jpg on hand in case.

if we get a Corbyn government before she's deselected I'll be celebrating with posh booze, cos he's going to increase Carer's Allowance to the same as JSA \o/\o/\o/

I see it’s time for “Margaret Hodge defeated the BNP” fantasising again, as though she wasn’t literally criticised by Labour for some of the comments she made about housing!
https://theguardian.com/politics/2007/may/27/thefarright.communities

Was just jumping in here to mention that.

I know I always say how fucking awful Peston is, but Jesus fucking Christ

Lots of people think Cummings wants to blow everything up. For what it is worth, I think he sincerely believes that a second referendum would lead to much greater civil disorder and damage to the fabric of UK than a no-deal Brexit. He may be wrong, possibly grotesquely...

— Robert Peston (@Peston) September 28, 2019

Not a good look for a political correspondent to Tweet that level of feigned naivety

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LGHZ9r5H0s

Just the exhilaration

Yaaaaaay

fuck

https://i.redd.it/6ukqrfvxfdp31.jpg

that is quality work there

‘Ho! You’ve killed my sister’s rabbit you wretched Commie.’

10 watership downing st

Thumperestroika.

Sorry.

cold lapin with pogo j!

BREATH

pass me the sick-bucket. Do they really have to put the posed pic of vomitous smiling power couple couple on the front of every bastard broadsheet? Well I've seen it on the torygraph and the observer so far. I'm not going to say what I wish on them but I'll start with I don't even care if their dog gets bitten by a tick and posh bint whatshername has already copped multiple STDs.

Nothing ever happens to Boris but feel like he’ll regret this denial

Challenged over links with businesswoman Jennifer Arcuri when mayor of London, the PM insists “There was no interest to declare” #Marr https://t.co/m3LijkCSoe pic.twitter.com/gz41tLdou6

— BBC Politics (@BBCPolitics) September 29, 2019

For someone who lies all the time he's not a very good liar.

what is truth?

all will be revealed in the next ep of the Moral Maze

lying is a social construct.

The Left is most certainly not behind the triggering of Margaret Hodge in Barking nor was it the result of antisemitism. I’m told it happened because members on the Right had expected her to retire & want an MP who actually lives there, not one who has always lived in Islington

— Jon Lansman (@jonlansman) September 29, 2019

You might think lying is bad, but out in the country, outside London, people think very differently.

it's not even lying if your base believes you

Speaking of Jon L, that is a colossal shirt he’s wearing in this video

For #RoshHashanah, I met Jewish Labour Party members who told me what it means for them this year as we shared apples and honey.

So as the High Holy Days start, I'd like to wish Jewish communities in Britain and across the world #Shanahtovah. pic.twitter.com/wWjhAd7fDN

— Jeremy Corbyn (@jeremycorbyn) September 29, 2019

Actually I think Jon Lansman shirts are probably their own topic thT are underdiscussed itt
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFQ3vV9XoAA-pu8?format=jpg&name=large

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/imageserver/image/methode%2Ftimes%2Fprod%2Fweb%2Fbin%2Ff9626f24-7650-11e8-a4b0-c06c25e9bae2.jpg?crop=3906%2C2197%2C218%2C132&resize=685

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DKvEqxHWkAIezgb?format=jpg&name=medium

His shirts as extreme and dangerous as his politics, amirite?

when textile design goes wrong

textile design crash investigation!

i would never judge maverick taste tbh.

Possible explanation

As we drain the red wine, Lansman talks of some of the hobbies he would like to indulge upon retirement, including a musical taste that ranges from jazz to British folk. A few months ago he went to watch The Grateful Dead in Mexico alongside other bearded beatniks of a certain age

"40 new hospitals". good to see the BBC just copy-pasting conservative party press releases earlier - at least they're now deleted it

It's money to upgrade six existing hospitals over the next 5 years as well as some money to develop plans to upgrade a further 36 at some point in the future. It's not a promise for "40 new hospitals."

— Adam Bienkov (@AdamBienkov) September 29, 2019

Yes, it took a couple of hours for that promise to crash and burn.

Footage emerges of Lansman back in the day.

https://youtu.be/mdqLMkPqjOQ

award winning data journalist at it again, I see

In actual scientific polls conducted by YouGov:

-> 64% of businesspeople support a four-day week

-> 63% of voters support a four-day week

-> 81% of voters want schools to be run by the public sector

A focus group of 10 people does not contradict scientific polls, James. https://t.co/tnjLdOt8NK

— Stats for Lefties 🌹 🌹 (@LeftieStats) September 28, 2019

Dr Peter Gammons on why he left the BXP for UKIP.https://t.co/E5zm4C5xfL

— UKIP (@UKIP) September 29, 2019

Dr Peter Gammons on why he left Bxp for UKIP. He's fallen out with Farage cos he's not racist enough! Some awful strained fake laughter at his "witticisms" yet no laughter at his name, but tbf he's no Max Gammon.

lol he describes Claire Fox as an extreme Marxist

i love how these guys like to insist on how intelligent they are, despite the evidence to the contrary

surely one of these Gammons is gonna turn out to be a low quality satirist hiding in plain sight

that forced laughter from the UKIP compere is really something.

I try not to comment too much on individual Labour MPs' activities, but thousands of ordinary people give up hours and hours of their time for free to try and get Labour into government, and stuff like this from one of their own MPs is just insulting pic.twitter.com/l7g5Y2pm4L

— Ellie Mae O'Hagan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 (@MissEllieMae) September 29, 2019

let's go undermine our party in the Murdoch press when one feels one isn't enough enough attention (part 1867)

hard left risking election chances

she's probably jealous that Sheriff + Brabin have been getting more limelight than her with their dignity intact and without undermining the party.

Eric Pickles going absolutely wild for Liz Truss’s speech pic.twitter.com/PHQVYoSpb5

— Matt Chorley (@MattChorley) September 29, 2019

Eric Pickles is good again