PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

Was gonna say, 40k buys you quite the amount of Brexit Survival Packs. But then I saw the seller closed shop already. Lol we're all gonna die.

really wanted to hear more from that lady about why she voted to leave. she said it was for the good of the whole country but didn’t elucidate further

BREXIT IS FOR THE CHILDREN

Was gonna say, 40k buys you quite the amount of Brexit Survival Packs. But then I saw the seller closed shop🕸 already. Lol we're all gonna die.

Astronauts do it, so why can't we(e)?

brexit hits - drink your can of holsten pils - ???? - ?

if only brexit was like opening the airlock so the whole fucking island just got blasted out into the depths of space

i guess michael gove does actually look like the kind of guy who's thought long and hard about being sucked off into the vacuum

don't make me post the story about gove having to be talked out of clearing a blocked toilet with henry the hoover again

You asked for this to be posted again

Not my story, but impeccably sourced. Sarah Vine tells of returning home one evening to hear the noise of the hoover upstairs. Puzzled, she went up to discover the sound was coming from the bathroom,
accompanied by grunts and moans.

Fearing deviancy, vaseline and amyl-soaked satsumas, she swung the door open to reveal the then Secretary of State for Education, Michael Gove, forlornly trying to slurp up an enormous, unflushable turd with the
crevice wand.

to be clear, i did not ask for this

“Crevice wand”

i know but actually it's the 'forlornly' that gets me

holy shit what

in other old gove/shitter stories, let us not forget this from the unimaginably distant past of 2014

Michael Gove has been mocked by Labour for apparently getting stuck in a toilet on the first day of his new job as chief whip. The senior Tory, demoted from his role as education secretary on Tuesday, also got off to a bad start by losing his first government vote.

His mishap was highlighted by Angela Eagle, shadow leader of the Commons, who told MPs: "Mr Gove hasn't had the most auspicious of starts. Yesterday, he not only lost his first vote but he managed to get stuck in the toilet in the wrong lobby. We know all about the former education secretary's love of free schools. I wonder if he is keen to allow the emergence of lots of free Tory MPs who don't have to submit to his authority."

William Hague, the new leader of the Commons, said: "Knowledge of who is in the toilets in whatever lobby is a very important piece of information for any chief whip."

john mcd tune is very good morning energy

Should definitely do a remix album

Why is Cummings front page of the BBC - why is his reading so important?

Interesting stats about Boris’s appeal by gender
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EFdBV-tU0AAPIk5?format=png&name=900x900

Every single one of those results is still depressing af.

Nicola Sturgeon backing Corbyn as caretaker PM btw. Obviously the SNP are gagging for an election though.

Love too see this cunt not saying that Brendan O’Neil won’t be invited back on the BBC

1) On Brendan O’Neill: on live television people say unpredictable things. O’Neill’s assertion that there “should” be riots if Brexit delayed was immediately picked up on and pushed back by Adam Fleming as well as other guests. O’Neill then appeared to backtrack on his comments.

— Rob Burley (@RobBurl) September 27, 2019

38m ago 13:37
Peter Walker

Peter Walker

Labour have condemned the veteran Conservative backbencher Desmond Swayne for describing criticism of Justin Trudeau’s admission he had worn blackface make-up as “the latest absurdity of political correctness”.

In a post on his personal blog, the New Forest West MP said there had been no need for the Canadian prime minister to make a “cringing apology” for wearing what Trudeau called “racist” makeup to a costume party in 2001.

“It was a themed ‘Arabian Nights’ fancy-dress party for heaven’s sake!” Swayne wrote. “It comes to something when you can’t dress-up as Aladdin without attracting the opprobrium of the ‘great and good’. He would have done better to have said it was an entirely acceptable bit of fun and refused to apologise.”

Swayne went on: “I once went to a ‘Blues Brothers’ themed fancy-dress party as James Brown. I went to some trouble to be as authentic as possible. I can assure readers of this column that I have no intention of apologising.”

swayne really going hard for the title of biggest tory shithead this week, you can't fault his stamina or his commitment

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/viz/images/9/9a/Major_misunderstanding.png/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/340?cb=20150923105923

One is getting on the good foot..

Having these cunts off the leash and scaring small children and people of a nervous disposition can only be a good thing come the GE.

see the forehead has done an opinion again. this time about riots being good actually

bring on the hordes of hackett-clad never-weres with their shitty flags and defective cocks

“It was a themed ‘Arabian Nights’ fancy-dress party for heaven’s sake!” Swayne wrote. “It comes to something when you can’t dress-up as Aladdin without attracting the opprobrium of the ‘great and good’.”

impossible to imagine dressing up as Aladdin without blacking up

but the authenticity

Aladdin was Chinese iirc

Omg! Tory Conference looks lit 😍😍 pic.twitter.com/15UAvFamFj

— Bobby 🌹🏳️‍🌈♿️ (@Bobby19_) September 27, 2019

Have they built an app to leak everyone’s contact details yet?

Only just realised it was Karl Turner who faced off to Cummings. I was gonna point out that the boy loves a bit of media attention but I've just watched professional cunt Peter Levy and some inbred Tory from Goole berating him for being rude and I'm with Turner now.

Genuinely torn about who to side with here.

I first raised concerns about the DCMS fund that gave money to #HackerHouse in April. It also funded Crucial Academy, which pays @JohnnyMercerUK £85k a year and is linked to corrupt LCF. There are serious Qs about DCMS diligence that need investigating. https://t.co/LvmKfOIWq9

— Tom Watson (@tom_watson) September 27, 2019

I’m surprised you haven’t given up throwing mud. https://t.co/ZGb8D0Bs1Z

— Johnny Mercer MP (@JohnnyMercerUK) September 27, 2019

fully behind Top Sleazehound

accurate

The discourse has got so wild recently that even Dan Hodges is doing correct takes https://t.co/fRKMHIwZiA

— Tom Usher (@tom_usher_) September 27, 2019

I sadly don’t have anything approaching Saer’s legendary skills but I did have half an hour and Ableton.

https://soundcloud.com/user-604399650-995396746/jmcs19

McDonnellcore must happen

SV can I Facebook that? It bangs

if my discover weekly is not all mcdonnellcore from now on I'll be raging

xp, lol, yes - of course.

mctunes is the new mc tunes

steady on

any questions tonight knocking QT into a cocked hat for relevance

crick making an arse of his answer re: munchetty

at least the questions aren't a complete embarrassment tbf

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/sep/27/boris-johnson-referred-to-police-watchdog-over-potential-misconduct

Separately, the Department for Culture, Media and Sport is investigating how Arcuri’s most recent company won a £100,000 government cyber skills grant intended to assist UK firms, even though she has now returned to live in the US.

is this the most potentially damaging bit?

I won't get too excited because people seem quite inured to sleaze these days

The visa thing, though. That’s potentially very tricky.