PMs change and lol we're all gonna die (but brexit will never end)

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i've long suspected that i'd end up being murdered by a terminator but i never gave any thought to the fact that it'll probably be a racist terminator

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 16 September 2019 13:01 (four years ago) link

xp Seems legit:

https://i.imgur.com/GSJdYLF.png

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 16 September 2019 13:03 (four years ago) link

For a (sad)lol read the Guardian piece from the other day on Sedgefield wrinklies who think Jammy Crabs literally IS IRA-sis and/or Just. Don't. Trust. Him.

Lib Dems are still far more likely to take, say, 10 seats from the Tories than the equivalent from Labour, whoever says what - short of those SNP '15 level swings (gonna keep pointing this out seeing as we live in a country where bookmakers use their official Twitter accounts to suggest at 6/1 Labour should stand down in Tory marginals seats in favour of 12/1 Lib Dems because apparently they don't even understand their own business).

nashwan, Monday, 16 September 2019 13:04 (four years ago) link

Continuity remain has a lot to answer for - soft Brexit was clearly the least worst option to exit and they kept turning it down.

eh I don't accept that it's all down to Remainers refusing to compromise initially, because no compromise was even hinted at as possible until v late in the day. I think if something EEA/EFTA-like had been put on the table as a compromise option early on it would have had a lot of takeup from both sides, but it needed someone from the gov/prominent leavers/leave-y press to signal its acceptability too, not just shut it down instantly as not addressing Legitimate Concerns. I was disappointed it didn't do better in the indicative votes but it was too late by then

agreed that the LDs at the moment are throwing around a lot of incredibly unhelpful rhetoric; been meaning to write to my LD MP (who I think, perhaps mistakenly, is one of the less bad ones) and express disappointment, but not sure I'm articulate enough to sound reasonable-ish so I keep putting it off

I expressed doubts about previous iterations but for me Lab's current Brexit position is just about the best one which is in any way possible/sellable and I'm v disappointed that anyone who doesn't want No Deal is still quibbling with it, never mind the people going "well it's exactly what I said I wanted 6 months ago, b-but Jummery Crowbins"

a passing spacecadet, Monday, 16 September 2019 13:15 (four years ago) link

i think i said it before but in a way it feels like the UK shd always have been Norway. there are way too many god's own country cretins in England especially to ever have a comfortable place in the centre of the EU. how this works/feels in other EU nations i don't know.

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 September 2019 13:18 (four years ago) link

many xps:

Part of the challenge is striking the right balance between the sovereignty demanded by each member state and continent-wide oversight. Aside from freedom of movement, symbolism, the single market, and certain specific laws and regulations (such as the right to be forgotten), the EU ultimately has very little say in what a given member may or may not do, as the UK has repeatedly demonstrated by consistently seeking to broker a 'special' status within the union. Should the EU do more for non-EU migrants? Indubitably, and Germany has shown the way in that regard, but what about the others (including France under Macron and Hollande before him, to say nothing of the massive unpopularity of immigrants in most European countries at the moment)? Eastern Europe in particular – and as a whole – is utterly unwilling to compromise on this point, and very little can be done to coerce them, which is a sad example of the EU's limited powers.

So 'aside' from the aforementioned freedom of movement, the single market, the symbolic weight of a united postwar Europe and a few additional perks (all of which are nonetheless quite nifty, if I may say so), does anyone seriously believe that Britain has had its hands even remotely tied until the emancipatory triggering of Article 50? Or that the quest for a UK-wide 'mild social democracy' has been hindered by the EU? (All rhetorical questions, obviously.) It's all a little too convenient given how weak the EU is as a 'standalone' institution, especially when faced with a country as wealthy and influential as the UK (i.e. not-Greece). Which reminds me: another way in which Brexiteer rhetoric is similar to that of the fascists of yore (as per Umberto Eco) is that it ascribes both exceptional strength and exceptional weakness to its opponent(s).

Oh, and on the subject of 'our European way of life', Juncker was none too happy about that. But von der Leyen appears to be doubling down with some lamely deflective bullshit about how we need to 'protect our languages', which is very much a reflection of the ever-increasing influence of neo-fascism in the West (and elsewhere). And since I am a Freudian pessimist of sorts (in the tradition of Civilization and Its Discontents), I've little doubt that we'll end up tearing each other to shreds again, most likely in the not-too-distant future (lol we're all gonna die), but that's just me. In the meantime, good luck to all.

pomenitul, Monday, 16 September 2019 13:23 (four years ago) link

every EU country is full of nationalists; the EU is designed to keep those nationalists from going to war with one another again. It is silly to think the UK is above falling back into its warmongering days against Europe, as the current discourse about Ireland shows.

L'assie (Euler), Monday, 16 September 2019 13:26 (four years ago) link

'we should have killed people faster' suggests rueful former pm

The former Conservative prime minister David Cameron has recorded an interview with ITV’s Tom Bradby about his memoirs, which will be broadcast at 8pm tonight. Several extracts have already been published, and the Times published a long interview with Cameron on Saturday. You can read about those here. Here are some of the new lines from what Cameron told ITV.

Cameron suggests it might have been better to speed up the cuts required under his austerity programme. Asked to defend the austerity cuts, he said:

I think, look, the cuts were very difficult to make and there were lots of very difficult decisions and I’m not sure we got all of them right, but I’ve never wavered in the belief that it was necessary to make difficult decisions…

There is a case for saying that some of the changes we had to make in year two, in year three, in year four – it might have been better if we did a little bit more a bit earlier. When you have that sort of window of permission from the public, I felt after the 2010 election, you know, we’d fought an election, rather untraditionally, saying; ‘If you elect us, we’re going to make cuts and people will look back at this period and there’ll be great big arguments about it.’

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 16 September 2019 13:27 (four years ago) link

xp off topic but have you ever watched Utopia? If not, you should.

gyac, Monday, 16 September 2019 13:27 (four years ago) link

i for one am shocked that a millionaire wishes he'd killed more people more quickly

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 September 2019 13:30 (four years ago) link

Someone's had a word

Brexit referendum didn't deliver the outcome many of us hoped for

But you can't pretend the result didn't happen. LibDems are doing just that

You can't turn back the clock.
Nor ignore the 17m who voted Leave

This doesn't strengthen our democracy. It further imperils it https://t.co/5C5XfMnjqm

— Caroline Lucas (@CarolineLucas) September 16, 2019

imago, Monday, 16 September 2019 13:30 (four years ago) link

yay Caroline Lucas is good now

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 September 2019 13:32 (four years ago) link

she had a bad couple of months to be sure but the scales have fallen

imago, Monday, 16 September 2019 13:33 (four years ago) link

von der Leyen appears to be doubling down with some lamely deflective bullshit about how we need to 'protect our languages', which is very much a reflection of the ever-increasing influence of neo-fascism in the West (and elsewhere)

Huge jump from 'protect our languages' to neo-fascism here Pom, don't think it's this black and white but I'd like to read more about this. As I don't think protecting languages is necesarily (neo-)fascist per se.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 16 September 2019 13:39 (four years ago) link

I agree, it's the leap from 'way of life' to 'language' that I think is neo-fascist.

pomenitul, Monday, 16 September 2019 13:41 (four years ago) link

Tbf here she seems to be using 'language' to mean 'discourse'? Which is hardly any better.

pomenitul, Monday, 16 September 2019 13:45 (four years ago) link

The proof of that is that our way of living is being challenged every day — as much by anti-Europeans from within as from without."

Fucking hell.

gyac, Monday, 16 September 2019 13:45 (four years ago) link

I agree, it's the leap from 'way of life' to 'language' that I think is neo-fascist.

― pomenitul, Monday, September 16, 2019 3:41 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Ah ok, gotcha there, thanks for the link. And I think she does mean 'discourse'. Though I really think she doesn't have a clue what she's on about and that's dangerous. Which is even worse.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 16 September 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link

I wonder what her exact words were in German. In Le Monde, 'language' was translated as 'expressions'.

pomenitul, Monday, 16 September 2019 13:58 (four years ago) link

Well, she will probably have said "Sprache", which is problematic because it means language but literally it's "speech". (can only find a paywalled write-up so can't check)

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 16 September 2019 14:03 (four years ago) link

I assume so as well, in which case 'expressions' is an odd way to render it in French.

pomenitul, Monday, 16 September 2019 14:07 (four years ago) link

So Boris shat it in Luxembourg over the presence of a few demonstrators.

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Monday, 16 September 2019 14:14 (four years ago) link

just like the incredible hulk

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 16 September 2019 14:15 (four years ago) link

The would-be credible hulk.

pomenitul, Monday, 16 September 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link

So 'aside' from the aforementioned freedom of movement, the single market, the symbolic weight of a united postwar Europe and a few additional perks (all of which are nonetheless quite nifty, if I may say so), does anyone seriously believe that Britain has had its hands even remotely tied until the emancipatory triggering of Article 50? Or that the quest for a UK-wide 'mild social democracy' has been hindered by the EU? (All rhetorical questions, obviously.) It's all a little too convenient given how weak the EU is as a 'standalone' institution, especially when faced with a country as wealthy and influential as the UK (i.e. not-Greece). Which reminds me: another way in which Brexiteer rhetoric is similar to that of the fascists of yore (as per Umberto Eco) is that it ascribes both exceptional strength and exceptional weakness to its opponent(s).

So the crushing of Greece was a show of weakness by Europe?

And if the EU can't do very much such as imposing a set of (say) 'values' across the region then what good is the EU for? Why bother with it at all?

Eastern Europe in particular – and as a whole – is utterly unwilling to compromise on this point, and very little can be done to coerce them, which is a sad example of the EU's limited powers.

That's just nonsense - why not cut grants, impose sanctions. Talking big on the problems of communism but you've got nothing on this?!

xyzzzz__, Monday, 16 September 2019 14:26 (four years ago) link

cut grants, impose sanctions

fine grist for the populists mills

nashwan, Monday, 16 September 2019 14:28 (four years ago) link

EU has values *whistles the opening tune to the 9th symphony by that fella Geir likes*

xyzzzz__, Monday, 16 September 2019 14:29 (four years ago) link

the fucking state of this, smdh

That was extraordinary. Boris Johnson, the British prime minister, has just been humiliated by the leader of the tiniest country in the European Union.

We were expecting a joint, open-air press conference but, with a large crowd of anti-Brexit campaigners threatening to drown out Johnson, it was announced that the British PM was not going to take part (presumably because of the demonstration, although that has not officially been confirmed yet). Normally in these circumstances the polite thing to do is to re-arrange. But instead Xavier Bettel, the prime minister of Luxembourg, just went ahead anyway, effectively “empty chairing” his guest. At one point he even gestured at the space where Johnson was supposed to be.

And then Xavier just let rip. People often wonder what EU leaders say or think about Johnson in private. Well, now we know. The leave campaign was a pack of lies, Johnson’s talk of progress in the Brexit talk is unfounded, the UK still has not come up with any ideas. On and on he went, with particular emphasis on the point that the UK, not the EU, was to blame for the crisis. It was a “nightmare” for EU citizen, said Bettel. At several points he was loudly applauded by the protesters, because they felt he was articulating their anger.

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 16 September 2019 14:32 (four years ago) link

Where's that from?

stet, Monday, 16 September 2019 14:33 (four years ago) link

tub of lard etc

imago, Monday, 16 September 2019 14:33 (four years ago) link

grauniad liveblog xp

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 16 September 2019 14:33 (four years ago) link

Xavier Renegade Angel

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 16 September 2019 14:33 (four years ago) link

And if the EU can't do very much such as imposing a set of (say) 'values' across the region then what good is the EU for? Why bother with it at all?

The first sentence you quoted contains the answer your question.

That's just nonsense - why not cut grants, impose sanctions.

Because it would be a tremendously unpopular measure in light of the fact that the majority of Europeans (and not just from the East) are currently opposed to immigration, to say nothing of muslim migrants in particular. And like I said, there would (and already is) much hand-wringing about 'sovereignty'.

As for Greece, it was an easy target, unfortunately.

pomenitul, Monday, 16 September 2019 14:34 (four years ago) link

LOL Markets are good basically. Got it.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 16 September 2019 14:36 (four years ago) link

I mean, they can be? I'm not a communist, dude, so I have no idea what you're expecting.

pomenitul, Monday, 16 September 2019 14:37 (four years ago) link

Markets and trade are fine whatever, but its how that basically comes first for you, open borders for goods and people with bullshit symbolism that actually doesn't survive any close scrutiny. Telling how you scream about Labour immigration...when it happens to affect you. But Greece...well easy target 'unfortunately'. Orban is this giant who can't be defeated the way Syriza was. I wonder why? Bullshit excuses about big bad populism. Its just waffle.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 16 September 2019 14:43 (four years ago) link

I recant. The EU is bad and totally on board with Orban, and Greece did nothing wrong, .

pomenitul, Monday, 16 September 2019 14:48 (four years ago) link

Where are the sanctions - and so what if Hungary leave the EU?! Doesn't the EU have values and rules people have to follow? Paper empire I tells ya.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 16 September 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link

I'd be all too happy if Hungary bailed the fuck out of the EU or were forced out. Poland vowed to veto any sanctions so they can go fuck themselves as well.

pomenitul, Monday, 16 September 2019 14:56 (four years ago) link

shoulda gotten em the way your people got the czechs in 68 right xp

L'assie (Euler), Monday, 16 September 2019 14:56 (four years ago) link

I thought you were going to bring up 1956 lol.

pomenitul, Monday, 16 September 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link

lol, cool as long as black and brown migrants are locked out and that is the liberal way *hums tune to the 9th symphony*

xyzzzz__, Monday, 16 September 2019 15:02 (four years ago) link

i regret to inform you that laura kuenssberg is back on her bullshit

Source says No 10 asked for press conference inside so that the two leaders could be heard over the small but very noisy protest, but request was rejected and insisted on having it outside with the 2 podiums

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) September 16, 2019


Whatever side you are on, having been outside the presser that never happened, it would have been total pandemonium if it had gone ahead - protesters were shouting and chanting as loudly as they could within metres of the podiums

— Laura Kuenssberg (@bbclaurak) September 16, 2019

don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 16 September 2019 15:03 (four years ago) link

EU countries have done jack shit for Syrian refugees, as is well known. I'm sure the UK would have saved them all had Article 50 been triggered sooner.

xp

pomenitul, Monday, 16 September 2019 15:04 (four years ago) link

Brexit is gonna be so great for migrants to get to go to the UK

L'assie (Euler), Monday, 16 September 2019 15:07 (four years ago) link

Tbh xyzzy and I say this from a place of love but we're all far more in agreement than not today and painting pom as some hawkish neolib is deeply fucking unjust

a wagon to the curious (Noodle Vague), Monday, 16 September 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link

xxxp

if he doesn't like noisy protesters gl when he hits the north on the election campaign again, he'll have to keep it to managed appearances in front of friends, family and party activists. oops I forgot his own family hates him as well.

calzino, Monday, 16 September 2019 15:14 (four years ago) link

if ye hadnt chased away actual diversity of opinion ye wouldnt have to pretend pom was it in order to show off yr legit outrage credentials folx x

provisional ilx (darraghmac), Monday, 16 September 2019 15:26 (four years ago) link

far more in agreement than not today

Not just today tbh (thanks btw).

pomenitul, Monday, 16 September 2019 15:27 (four years ago) link


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