Talk to Transformer

I'm using Windows
Windows, Windows 386
So all my app-li-cations are running at once
My report right now, is scattered all over my desk
W-w-w-windows will pull these files together real quick
I got pieces in one spreadsheet
I got pieces in another spreadsheet
I got my slideshow up right now in iMovie
It's just a p-p-p-picture of a dinosaur
That I made a couple of days ago
While sitting here at home, drinking my coffee
I went to the m-m-m-mall, just trying to get a word
I was looking at all those old peoples houses, just to see what I would do
That old house over there
That house right there
And the f-f-f-fish tank...it was exactly the same
I didn't need the perfect photo
A green screen, three monitors
Eight or nine layers of photos
If I could

perfection

Well that's David Byrne's next song done

The next day when I'd be going out you know, I took control, like uh, I put bleach on my hair in California.

So I was a big bleached - head.

W: Yeah.

So that was the first thing I did.

And then I had very little time, so I thought if I got, well I could always go back for a haircut, so I got a very short hair cut.

I was like twenty - two, and I went out.

I went out and I had a big car, I drove a big '73 Charger.

W: uh, yeah.

And uh, it was December, it was a short year, and it was in Indiana, and it was a shit - ton of snow.

It was about five o 'clock, and I - it was snowing, and I was goin'

NBD etc

This place is not a place of honor. No highly esteemed deed is commemorated here. Nothing valued is here.

Here, sorrows are celebrated with jubilant, defiant, and self-congratulatory gestures of disrespect. This is a place where crowds of people step on the graves of the dead, hang toys on the tombs, throw candy, and do all sorts of things to desecrate the memories of those who died before them.

Talk to Borges

I love "self-congratulatory gestures of disrespect" as a turn of phrase

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The universe (which others call the Library) is composed of an indefinite, perhaps infinite number of hexagonal galleries. If the viewer stands in the center and thinks of a poem, the entire structure (which is eternal and never ages) will begin to mimic the particular pattern of words at which it is standing, much in the same way that a reader's subconscious mind may receive specific associations from the different books on a library shelf. The repetitive ordering of the paintings, which may never change, results in the equivalent of a silent clock: since the viewer is thinking of words at the time, all the spaces

did it just fill in straight borges?

Hey I want to read the rest of that

I was just wondering that...I mean is it referencing the full text and/or borges in general to spin this out, using more than the voice/vocab/syntax provided?

Sunny day
Keeping the clouds away
On my way
To where the air is sweet

And the silence is deep

Where blue jays and cardinals sing and chicks hatch

You pull the car over

And what do you see?

Chickens

In the neighbor's back yard

Waving their bills

Tearing into a rooster

And a turkey

On the front porch

Crying

To tell us it's dinner time

In your car

That's where I see it.

I see things.

I think.

I worry.

I trust.

I go.

Sometimes I wish I was more willing to see the beauty and wonder in the small things.

We had company this weekend.

Aunt Fay and

Sesame Street did do Twin Beaks. A full-on Lynchian reboot is the obvious next step

Adrian Chiles: "Shopping is a whole new world now I have to wear a mask."

Adrian Chiles: "Seven weeks in, what have I learned from my new life as a dog person?"

Adrian Chiles: "It doesn't matter how clever you are - talk for more than a minute and you've lost me."

Adrian Chiles: "In Spain, I go to my 'pet hotel' - 'Lobotomia' - to pamper him and shave his coat to give him a clean, boyish look."

Adrian Chiles: "Now, to my knowledge, [the Spanish sausage] is only in the tapas bars around here but, in truth, I don't care. It doesn't suit my taste anyway. No hard bits!"

Adrian Chiles: "And now it's time to teach you to ring a bell. I'm ringing this bell and you're going to ring the bell and then we can move on. And... bell rings, old boy, you know what to do."

Adrian Chiles: "Are we having some hiccups? Do you need some help? We are."

Noel Edmonds: "This is a nice enough woman."

Adrian Chiles: "What do I do? Do I stare at her? I love the challenge."

Fatboy Slim is fucking in heaven here. What a vibe, what a place.

It's going to be another stellar year in the company's history, we reckon. The space is awesome, the playlist is awesome and the change in look and feel is fucking awesome, and that's just to the outside.

That includes the super-fun, super-cool Shed. The new education and childcare hub, located underneath Shed 1, is super new, super cute and super a great space to spend an hour with the kids.

Art

David Sleath.

Two of this year's new exhibitions are also

defend the indefensible: glenn fucking greenwald (unaffiliated) The New York Times is not your enemy.

stop ignoring the rise of right-wing extremism: annie kurkosky (unaffiliated)

call on leadership in newsrooms: john flory (unaffiliated)

scrap the Trump strategy: tracy olson (un

TS: "Rockefeller Skank" by Fatboy Slim VERSUS "Block Rockin' Beats" by the Chemical Brothers .

TS: "Rockeel Station" by English rock band Coldplay VERSUS "Noisecontrollers".

TS: "Rockeel Station" by English rock band Coldplay VERSUS "Thieves Like Us" by The Clash.

TS: "Rockeel Station" by English rock band Coldplay VERSUS "The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths.

TS: "Rockeel Station" by English rock band Coldplay VERSUS "Intro" by Four Tet.

TS: "Rockeel Station" by English rock band Coldplay VERSUS

For a long time I would go to bed early. Sometimes, the candle barely out, my eyes closed so quickly that I did not have time to tell myself: “I’m falling asleep.” And half an hour later when my head cleared, I would groan, and follow that groan to the kitchen, where I’d grab a pint of Tang and slither into bed. No matter how often I told myself that it was a foolish addiction, that Tang was a drowsy swill that was overpriced and artificial, that it would stain the furniture of my new house, and that no one in the whole world besides me drank it, I couldn’t help myself. Tang was in the cupboard, and I could not sleep without it.

https://www.c-span.org/video/?509520-1/york-governor-cuomo-apologizes-actions-resign

YOU CAN FIND PICTURES OF ME KISSING PEOPLE. IT IS MY USUAL AND CUSTOMARY WAY OF GREETING. YOU KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE WATCHED ME FOR FOR MORE YEARS THAN I CAN TO REMEMBER. IT WAS MY FATHER'S WAY OF GREETING PEOPLE. YOU WANT PEOPLE TO FEEL COMFORTABLE AND REACH OUT TO THEM. I KISS AND HUG LEGISLATORS. I WAS AT AN EVENT IN QUEENS THE OTHER DAY AND DRESSED UP AS A QUEEN. I SPOKE ABOUT IMPROVIZING MEASURES FOR PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES. OF ALL THE PEOPLE I MADE COME OVER TO ME AND TALK TO ME, ONE WAS A SENATOR WHO IS A COUNSELOR AND WORKS WITH PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES.

DRESSED UP LIKE A QUEEN, YOU'RE AT AN EVENT FOR YOURSELVES. BECAUSE YOU ARE PROUD. BECAUSE YOU HAVE WORKED SO HARD. THAT IS WHAT I AM, PROUD OF MYSELF AND MYSELF AND BECAUSE I TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY LIFE AND MYSELF. I LIKE TO HUG AND KISS MY FRIENDS.

next question?

, I would groan, and follow that groan to the kitchen

this is world class prose.

Yeah, I liked that.

That whole thing is almost too well written to believe

a 'blind squirrel finds nut' event or to use a different cliche, monkey with a Markov chain finally types Shakespeare.

Transformer has gotten too good recently, it’s not as funny.

Adrian Chiles though.

Some other account of self which isn't captured by any of these options is that X is a named entity of not m arbitrary variable set , which I think is what I meant to convey.

Ok, so here's the slightly surprising thing.

The fix

As I've said, my first stab at it was wrong, so I'm going to look at something else.

Here's a comment around line 111 from section 7.4.9.2 of the original source. It starts as a strict subset of

Does not commute with pure laziness (nor with partial laziness) and is left unchanged when scalar is partial and lazy: ( ... ) ( self = pure (

JIM
You're not a permanent part of her life. You're a distraction.

LLOYD
I'm the distraction that's going to England with her sir. Are
you alright sir? Are you okay?

JIM
I'm incarcerated, Lloyd! It's that damn divorce that's thrown me into prison.

LLOYD

(Laughs) Well I'm actually headed to England for a trip. You know what? Maybe I can talk to this English guy and get his advice. He's quite the expert in political investigations. He'll know how to free you.

JIM

You'd let me leave just to talk to some fucking expert?

LLOYD

Absolutely not!

JIM

Who's going to pay your taxi fare?

LLOYD

I'll find a way!

JIM

The fuck you will!

JIM

(Briefly) Just give me that purse.

JUDITH

why you coming home
at 5 in the morn
something's going on
can I smell your dick?

my friend is right,

can't stay

under the same roof

with a skunk

dancing inside your skull.

Vigilante Shipbuilders- a new Manics-style band!??!
VGA Videostars- Daft Punksters!!!!
Get Carter- some London indie band's probably already used this!!!!
Uncle Bulgaria's Catflap- "quirky" Betaband type "experimental" "collective"!!!

Yer Uncle- Las Rosas style Guapo

1-2 Beat For Sample- Class War/Moderndeveloped Indie, kinda "big wave"/Uncle Bulgaria, sound like Adoptive Family/Cipherme, similar to Propaganda/Uncle Bulgaria/Daft Punk-y!

Podgefyh- Smartass Jackal- style Godspeed You Black Emperor

Zambino- like OHEM|YHVH but really...

From last months!

Pyramid House- Guapo

Stray Dogs- CHAMBERLAIN BLOCK PARTY!!!

Sooty Pud- Campout Song stuff, like CAVALIA + CHAMBERLAIN BLOCK PARTY!!

Big Regards,

DAMIEN

1. An adaptation of Blood Meridian scored by Def Leppard
2. I'll move to San Francisco
3. Make a monster costume out of a dirty shag rug
4. Mobile DJ at English pub in a town an hour away using a PA I've never used before

5. Drink someone else's blood on Halloween night

6. Decorate my entire apartment, exterior and interior, with a prominent shredder logo.

7. Swap out weed for cocaine with an acquaintance (regarding the last one)

8. Shag my coat like a dog

9. Shag my face and share it with my twin, simultaneously making my twin pass out

10. Grunge as I pretend to be Marley, performing “Satisfy My Soul”

11. Take a thousand pictures of my twin (and have the mutual consent to publish the best ones)

More:

5. Write the BBC reality show Roxanne's Mum

6. Make Xena my girlfriend

7. Create the two slush buckets from Highlander

8. Invite John Cleese to live in my shed.

9. Join the St George's Day Parade as an infantryman carrying a spear, when really I just want to get a takeaway from Ikea.

10. Groom Mrs Rossiter

11. Become a gay lion for a photo shoot.

12. Accept a challenge to lose seven stone in seven days.

13. Create a scale model of the Titanic

14. Join the choir of a church

Become a gay lion for a photo shoot.

Continuing a rolling Spotify playlist:

Masego - Mystery Lady (ft. Don Toliver)
Pirra - Limousine Lies (Lindstrom & Prins Thomas Mix)
Tkay Maidza - Shook
Dillinja - Hard Noize (Break Remix)
The 1975 - Jesus Christ 2005 God Bless America
Intence - Yengo (Jannis Krell Remix)
System Algol - Phact
Jackal Kid - Dorob
Marvin Humes - Come On
Shellback - Sky Dancer
Atmoshpere - Spitfire
Fete - Prince Fatty (Da Quiet Dude Remix)
Cheeky - Le Ray Ennio Morricone
Lara Jane - Bite Me
Slash ft. Wyclef - Up All Night
Busy P - Feel
King Dizzy - Vinsanity
Kero One - Payback
Afrojack ft. Slander - Rockafella (Skepta Remix)
Wolfgang Gartner ft. Mind (Porter Robinson Remix)
Philip Selway - Fifty Six And 16
Big Data - The Bags

how many of those are real?

only the ones in bold, although the others really do look like what happens when Spotify goes into autoplay

love Atmoshpere

These are too fucking realistic to be funny or even remarkable

Oranssi Pazuzu - Mestarin kynsi
Hum - Inlet
Kairon; IRSE! - Polysomn
Sweven - The Eternal Resonance
Neptunian Maximalism - Éons
Elder - Omens
Paysage d'Hiver - Im Wald
Imperial Triumphant - Alphaville
Liturgy - Origin of the Alimonies
Miora - Saint Trophime and the Bastard Angel
Lumen - Je Géant Immortel
Teksmism - Temple of Symphonic Light
Raise - Tower of the Past
Iymrith - Atombomba
Nihilist - Lamentation
Helvetic Noir - El Fraile
Vor Rach - X
mYndric - Lotus Song
juklian - Betrayer's Run
Temptation - Harmacy of Illusion
Arcane Formation - Twelve Inches, Hundred Acres
Masters of Evil - Half a Throne
Cult of the Shattered Sun - Nocturnes For The Wicked
Quarks - Untitled
Ancient Immortals - Echoes from the

idk "Echoes from the" is pretty funny

Kim Yo Jong, the sister of North Korea's leader, warned the Biden administration against "causing a stink at its first step" on Monday, hours after the White House said it had not received a response to its outreach to Pyongyang.

Kim Jong Un’s sister promises ‘nuclear button is on my table’ Read more

The brother and sister of Kim Jong-un exchanged greetings on Sunday when she arrived in Seoul for the closing ceremony of the Winter Olympics. Kim Yo Jong delivered the letter to the South Korean president, Moon Jae-in, who was in the opening ceremony in Pyeongchang on Friday.

“The button for nuclear weapons is always on my table,” Kim Yo Jong said during her trip, according to South Korean broadcaster YTN.

Her visit

THANKS BIDEN YOU GOT US NUKED

Typed in a bunch of songs by bands I've been in and/or one off projects

Disco Zhivago - The Art Of Breathing
Da Shi - Feeefadreamz
Autofire - Succotash Wish
The Mighty Sandy Heath Transmitters - Catgut, Beefsteak and Pride
Zourokk - Versalyser
Mr Modo - Instant Stripper
Mana - Alpha Ethnosound
Raekwon - Pink Matter
Reignwolf - 5th Anniversary
P.O.S. - Illogic
The Birthday Party - The Year Of Fuckin' Up
Bixi Makoy - Lokiri
Sloungetree - Paralelní Polis Vol. 1
Anti War - Humpacillocos
So So Glos - You
Oh – Squarepeccio
Grizzly - Glomagge
Pissed Jeans - Crown Of The Frozen Throne
Archspire - Seven Day Gladiator
Fugazi - Atomic
Tortoise - 12 Toes In
Piles of Stars - Electric Eclipse
Ressurection - A

Kind if wanna hear all of these

Bixi Makoy

So So Glos

Shit. So So Glos are a real band

Okay and they're fairly well known. Okay

picked the worst band names from the recent post-punk poll I did and uh

tropical fuck storm
girl band
black midi
fontaines dc
fat white family
squid
back country, new road
goat girl
beige banquet
viagra boys
dry cleaning
porridge radio
preoccupations
underpants gnomes
lyrics
fuckin dirty
chimp twister
rainbow girls
lonely lord
disciples
mymoves
daughter
peachy keen
octopus
love languages
power utilities
rubber monkeys
bitch-bloop
trench coat ladies
josie and the p’s
mumblecore
smalls
bedroom conniption
god is dead
aaron jones
quicksand
conflict cockroaches
napster, A.D.D
timothy hari
who’s so clever
it’s not even funny
fanny packs
u2
waxer
vertigo
bicycle
i like killing bees
only the dead
soft core porn

who’s so clever
it’s not even funny
fanny packs
u2

I can kinda hear Guy seething through the verses and then Ian intoning "Atomic".