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your 11 favourite songs of the moment, fuck. [Started by m. (mitchlnw) in May 2004, last updated three hours ago by breastcrawl on I Love Music] 4 new answers
What are koalas and can we eat them? [Started by Joe in June 2001, last updated three hours ago by mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length) on I Love Everything] 16 new answers
puns that you had missed [Started by ursa in 1998, last updated three hours ago by sassboy on I Love Everything] 15 new answers
What was it like for you to go through your first pregnancy? [Started by m. in July 2002, last updated three hours ago by boarbear in May 2001, last updated 30 minutes ago by greg on I Love Music] 11 new answers

My life aspires to be like you (1,3,6) [Started by m. (mitchlnw) in May 2004, last updated by nippleman in the comments] 13 new answers
Have you ever had a sexual experience with a horse? If not, does this have an important message? [Started by m. in May 2008, last updated 14 minutes ago by dave_jones on I Love the Music] -3 new replies
Which song was your favourite when you were a teenager? [Started by m. in April 2004

― mick signals, Sunday, May 26, 2019 4:47 PM (forty-five minutes ago)

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:33 (three years ago) link

singularity: reached

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:38 (three years ago) link

wait where's Puff from Brazil??

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:39 (three years ago) link

The best way to trick your parents is to pretend you're dead.

The most effective "skeleton" I've found, over an extended period of time, is "living with the dead." This is when your skeleton has been declassified and you're told you're "only dead for a day" and/or "dead forever." My "living with the dead" exercise is to think about your body as alive and alive dead. Think of it like a car whose trunk will slowly collapse in on itself and will not move much. The car is still alive and just moving in a controlled manner. I've found this to help me when I do an elaborate exercise like "getting back on the couch." I just sit, watch TV and then I can get back to it. Once you start the exercise, just sit there watching TV and get up and move around the couch.

After that you can try to take your "skeleton" (tortured soul) to a different living situation, but it's better to not go "all crazy" and just try to escape.

Once you've made this exercise a habit do whatever you'd like with it.

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:43 (three years ago) link

Tom, delete ILX now! ILX should look better, but it still won't compile anymore.

I didn't see it, but you can't actually use a different version of the same class. What does ILX do?

Well, first of all, we are defining the interface we use, which is a mixin. What this means is, if we are defining one type interface with type alias, then we will use type alias, when we have two of that type, that interface. So it's like this for the list of things we can do with your interface, and other types can use it too. Like say we have the type

enum {A = 5, B = 50};

This means when we want to do something like create a class, we will define the interface. For instance, our list looks like

enum {A = 1, B = 2};

Now, type alias is for convenience, what do you mean by that? A type alias can be used to create or delete a certain type, but what's interesting with this is type alias is not a type. You know when you see

int a = 10;

And you think to yourself

TS The Students vs. The Regents (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:45 (three years ago) link

havent't seen any posts from boarbear in a hot minute, hope he's ok :(

― lispectah deck (unregistered), Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:50 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

holy shit

― jmm, Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:50 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boarbear is in the hospital

― jmm, Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:50 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boarbear is ok

― lispectah deck (unregistered), Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:53 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boarbear is not ok.

― lispectah deck (unregistered), Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:53 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the cat is ok.

― jmm, Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:53 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boarbear's a virgin?

― l

jmm, Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:58 (three years ago) link

WHAT DID THE CAT DO TO BOARBEAR??!

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:07 (three years ago) link

1. Inpropagation
2. Corporal Jigsore Quandary
3. Symposium Of Sickness
4. Pedigree Butchery
5. Incarnated Solvent Abuse
6. Carneous Cacoffiny
7. Lavaging Expectorate Of Lysergide Composition

8. Lateral Ingestion To Lysis Of Sodomyces Or Orchidism
9. The Cessation Of The Life Process
10. The Extermination Of The Genitive Case Of
11. Bacterial Wounds Of The Nerves Of The Earth
11. An Unholy Combination Of The Curses And The Wounds Of The Land Of Death
11. The First Man To Die After A Lymphatic Failure Of The Liver
12. The Vibratory Spectrum Of The Human Sex Brain
13. A Pustular Vat Of Fertile Salt
14. Bile Storage For The Future

mick signals, Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:14 (three years ago) link

Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

1. Receiving a bill with that fucking www.wheresgeorge.com stamp on it

― the great aussie ballkicking vids (jjjusten), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:07 PM (eight years ago)

2. People taking the elevator up/down one floor, rather than taking the stairs, thus delaying my pilgrimage to the top floor

― officer i didn't know it was a penguin (San Te), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:11 PM (eight years ago)

3. Being told that I should go to Starbucks or a restaurant with less milk than my children are allowed to drink.

― The New Yorker (gwjohnnye), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:13 PM (nine years ago)

4. An email asking "What do you prefer to do for an evening lunch?" This was in 2007 or so. (not the first email)

― The New Yorker (jjimmyhitchcroft), Tuesday, October 1, 2009 3:29 AM (one year ago)

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3. People being too slow to get out of the bathtub (jennifer kursoff), Tuesday, September 28, 2010 11:25 PM (eight years ago)

4. All the police car stops during the school bus ride (thesunwriter), Thursday, September 26, 2010 6:03 PM (eight years ago)

5. "Hey, how did you find my wallet?" "Where did your wallet go!?" (TheSwingFan), Thursday, September 26, 2010 7:39 PM (eight years ago)

6. The police pulling my car over as if they were running a traffic accident when there was a homicide (ch

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3. The fact that a couple of times during the interview, a white guy in a cowboy hat walked by the camera without taking any time to say hello

― dana lewis (@danalee)

4. The fact that he asked me if this was the right house for me

― jane (@jane4me)

5. The fact that he brought my girlfriend's photo and asked for a pic with my name attached

― jane (@jane4me)

6. The fact that he asked if I could come up and meet him at 5:30 and asked if I wanted to be his personal manager

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15. People who flash their lights at you in the right lane. If you want to go faster GET IN THE LEFT LANE, YOU FUCKTWIG.

― officer i didn't know it was a penguin (San Te), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:34 PM (eight years ago)

16. People who camp out in the left lane. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!

― Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:35 PM (eight years ago)

17. People who yell "FREAKING HUZZAH" into your ear while you are driving. DON'T DO THAT! This is fucking dangerous and rude to other drivers, and can actually cause more harm to you than it helps.

― San Diego (B.A.M.), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 12:28 AM (and eight years ago)

18. Driving when one lane is empty, or with only three or four people in the car, then going into reverse without waiting for traffic to clear. It is a total waste of time! Don't do this; you

lispectah deck (unregistered), Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:15 (three years ago) link

Playing bass through a guitar amp. Why is it so bad and hated? Because it is not good enough. You are supposed to be a producer, or at least an innovator in some field. Why is anyone else allowed to succeed in any field you might be proud of, if this is all they can produce?

And this time it was no longer about "being an innovative producer"—it was just a question of "is it enough for me to produce?" This time it came down to if the producer could do something other than a job he did not know he could do before. And here again we see the importance of the product quality, the artist/s who bring out the best in other, lesser people.

My experience writing tracks and trying to build the album came from being a part of a big group that had already made a lot of songs with other great players, and had an interesting relationship to each other and to music. As part of us each trying to achieve and share what we could, what was important for us as writers of music that wasn't directly tied to the process, what didn't work together, was what was left over when a song ends, in terms of being fun and exciting to listen to and

TS The Students vs. The Regents (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:22 (three years ago) link

The cat says: "Meow".
The sheep says: "Baa".
The horse says: "Neigh".
The dog says: "Woof".
The sparrow says:
"Kiss me. Kiss me".
The dog says: "What do you intend on saying?"
The cat says: "Shh".
The cat says: "Woof".
The dog says: "Mmm, sweetheart".
The dog says: "Woof".
The dog says: "Mmm, sweetheart".
The sparrow says: "Phew" [sigh] "Phew".
The bird says: "Ooooooooh".
The dog says: "Phew".
The cat says: "Ooooho". "Ooooooooh". "Oooooooooh".
The dog says: "Pfft".
The dog says: "Mmm, sweetheart".
The dog says: "Pfft".
The bird says: "I bet I'll never talk to her again".
The dog says: "Aww, so much pain".

mick signals, Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:26 (three years ago) link

Those that belong to the emperor
Embalmed ones
Those that are trained
Suckling pigs
Mermaids (or Sirens)
Fabulous ones
Stray dogs
Those that are included in this classification
Those that tremble as if they were mad
Innumerable ones
Those drawn with a very fine camel hair brush
Et cetera
Those that have just broken the flower vase
Those that, at a distance, resemble flies

They also have a large mouth
An extremely high body
They are always crying
They also have a very high body
They are always crying
They also have a very high body
They always cry
Their teeth are too coarse and often have holes or sharp points
They also have a huge body
They are usually called cussing children and are called "cusser" children
They are always crying
They also have a very high body
They are always crying
They also have a very high body
All the people with such a gigantic body are also called "cussers".[10]
If the king does not want the world to know how powerful these people are, he would have them be thrown out of the mansion.

The Pingularity (ledge), Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:28 (three years ago) link

the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel 
and the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides 
and a dark wind blows 
the government is corrupt
, the population is too stupid to understand 
The government that won't solve anything Because the populace is stupid to solve things 
How the shit just keeps rolling 
What's happened to my son? 
I'm a black woman 
He is a white man I'm a white boy 
Why have I got one, baby?
What were you thinking with your life? 
All my life, why did I think? 
Where have we all gone 
Are you going back? 
Let's just roll up with this 
You know I'm a black guy 
I'm a white boy 
My dad is some black guy 
What the fuck ? 
There's something going on with the kids 
I got a question 
Why won't 
I just give it up now 
What about the kids ? 
I gave my boy up to them 
Do I have to be some sort of god 
I guess

The Pingularity (ledge), Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:38 (three years ago) link

jesus

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:40 (three years ago) link

co-worker: Vanilla Ice in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O.
<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Vanilla Ice not vanilla ice cream>
co-worker: *Cries again*
co-worker: *Turns away from ILXor* I'll tell you something that'll make your day the best ever: When the ice cream is gone, you're like the biggest jerk on earth. <co-worker laughs, and says nothing in return>
<ILXor walks away from conference room>
<ILXor does not speak again in that speech>
<I don't even know if this is actually true; I think it has to be a lie because it sounds more like ILXor than Icey's speech. It has a few minor contradictions when placed side by side. If you listen closely: the first time ice cream is left alone in the conference room while the other two are still in it, Icey says, "I will not make any apologies for showing you how to hate us. We will show you another day... I hope this

soref, Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:57 (three years ago) link

The perfect gift for a new parent is this unique poster. And, you can also buy it.

A poster of a newborn baby has a photo on them that tells you just how good she is. When I read something about a baby crying, I would look for the baby's poster and then take it with me. I hope I am doing the right thing. The poster in this photo was sent to me by a friend and I've never seen anything like it.

The baby is crying and the poster was posted by an unknown woman. It was posted in a large room that I could only access from inside the hospital, and was only visible for a short time. I hope her post was a good one to read before my baby died.

The poster was placed in a big room, and was a few inches long. The poster is very close to the baby's birth wound and I know she would feel something hurt when she read it. The poster, along with pictures of my baby, are still up here on the main floor of my office.

If you have ever had a baby that needs a post card and you would like some kind of tribute, get creative and send your son a poster to make him feel special

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:17 (three years ago) link

14. Bile Storage For The Future

This should have ranked much higher than 14! It wuz robbed.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:26 (three years ago) link

It's Saturday Night Live, starring John Belushi. It's an awesome set list. But it's also a little bit surreal.

That's one of the reasons the show has managed to stand the test of time and become such a big hit. It's also because it's really funny. The way Ben Stiller and Melissa McCarthy react when John turns into a cat: well, it's part of the game.

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:32 (three years ago) link

Let’s talk about sex, baby. Let’s talk about you and me.https://t.co/9xC5u3H0uK‫ — Jay Z (@jayz) June 11, 2013

#JayZ I have been asking for a lot of sex, I know this is a lot to do, it can take a long time, but this does make it easier baby, it makes it easier for me to have sex all night, you really don't realize‪ https://t.co/jZVwCQ5L0L — Jay Z (@jayz) June 19, 2013

‪So I asked you for sex last night‪ https://t.co/wqKzUkUoJh‫ — Jay Z (@jayz) June 21, 2013

‪Now you know, like, what I do for a living‪ https://t.co/qWG4iTJLqX‫ — Jay Z (@jayz) June 23, 2013

‪And my boyfriend really has a big dick ‪https://t.co/Ri2

El Tomboto, Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:48 (three years ago) link

ali campbell from ub40 is a real beauty and i am extremely jealous how she looks at me and she tells her parents that i am her dad from the video :
and even after you tell her everything you did? she wants to hear it from you!! So you just put this cute looking picture on the side of your phone with her in it? I'll bet i am in that picture :

soref, Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:57 (three years ago) link

It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet. Pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents, these spaceships are now headed for Earth, where they will be destroyed once and for all.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:59 (three years ago) link

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Does whatever a spider can

Takes Spider-Man to school (and then back) as Spider-Man
Spider-Woman/Venom takes her to school in a car
Takes her to school on horseback
Stabs and shoots both Spider-Men (one after the other)
Shoots down a car (and then back)
Takes her to school on horseback (but falls off her horse)
Spider-Woman, Spider-Man/Venom, Spider-Gwen, Spider-Man
Bubbles on the train platform (the second time)
Has a "Dorothy" birthday party at a Halloween party
Takes out a couple of Spiders
Slashes a kid to death
Spider-Man shoots and kills three spiders
Spider-Man kills five spiders, one-handed
Slashes a spider in the head
Spider-Man kills Spider-Man with one shot
Spider-Man kills two spiders, one-handed
Slashes a spider in the back with his web
Spider-Man shoots and kills a Spider-Man (but he's still alive when he dies)
Spider-Man kills three giant spiders

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:04 (three years ago) link

I very nearly wet myself @ 'slashes a kid to death'

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:06 (three years ago) link

Colonel: You better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you!
Joker: Yes, sir.
Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man!
Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.
Colonel: The what?
Joker: The duality of man; The Jungian thing, sir.

Colonel: It does not seem to exist in your imagination.
Joker: I believe in what I believe in.
Colonel: What does it mean to be a man?
Joker: A man is a bundle of physical, emotional, spiritual and emotional baggage. It's all there, but it's not there.
Colonel: Where did you even have to bring it in before I came and explained it?
Joker: Well, sir, I could show you. You're the one that has to explain it, anyway. He's an idiot. When I see him I have to see him as an idiot.
Colonel: Just let us discuss that.
Joker: Oh, I haven't had a beer in five years

El Tomboto, Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:13 (three years ago) link

The top 5 facts about Chuck Norris:
1.
His nickname, Chuck, is pronounced Chuck-ay.
2. During the making of "Lethal Weapon," producers joked that the movie "should start with, 'Lethal Weapon,' 'Chuck Norris,' and then the name would follow' because Chuck Norris was originally not intended in any way to be a member of the movie." (From The Complete Chuck Norris)
3. The title of "Chuck Norris: The Complete Movies" comes from the phrase 'Chuck-ay, Chuck-ay, Chuck-ay' where 'Ay-ray' is a sound effect in Arabic, 'ay' means snake and 'ay' can actually mean death. (Chuck Norris's Top 10 Favorite Movie Moments in History)"
4. In addition to his work on the movie, Chuck starred in the TV series "Chuck Norris: The Legend of Sabre" as a cop with the NYPD for five seasons.
5. "My movie 'Chuck Norris: The Complete Movies' is the absolute pinnacle of all things good." (Pixar Entertainment)

jmm, Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:21 (three years ago) link

At 10:35 on an early summer's morning, John Lanchester sat down at his study desk, switched on his new Dell computer, opened up the word processing programme that the computer had come with and began working out the meaning of one of the most famous passages from a poem he knew:
"I feel a deep sense of dread

After the morning crash of my first flight

And a sense of dread

As the aircraft takes off

The aircraft will have been

Not at all at all

This is a poem by

Thomas Keneally, The Life of Pius X
"I feel a sense of dread

After the morning crash of my first flight

And a sense of dread

As the aircraft takes off

The aircraft will have been

Not at all at all" "I feel this

This is a poem by Thomas Keneally, Thomas Keneally's Diary to an airplane crash "I feel a deep sense of dread

After the morning crash of my first flight

And a sense of dread

As the

seandalai, Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:22 (three years ago) link

On our new album we wanted to get back to our roots, just a band in a room. The record went through many iterations of genres and I think our sound really clicked with the concept of, you know, we all went through something similar, we all had that weird feeling that we wanted to be able to bring our sound and be honest about our feelings.

There are a lot of people that have seen the film and they ask me what their favourite music is. I don't really care that much, because it's all about the emotion and emotion is our thing. It's the love that we feel as humans and how deeply we relate to other humans. So it really matters to me what is important to us in life and how it affects us. It's an emotion I don't understand how there's a different way to express the song. People feel better when they see it, but I don't know why you can't make fun of music, I love music, too so I didn't really care about what you thought, it was more about making it good and funny and I think at the end our song feels like that - it's really funny - and it's not funny but it's in an artistic way

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:23 (three years ago) link

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.

A black dog is barking along the road behind you. The owner of the black dog has turned into her backyard to watch some animals running in and out of this property.

In another room is a kitchen table, and a bottle of wine. The woman at the table sits on it, eating his wine and listening to the audio of the dogs barking.

The sound effects are clear and distinctive, though they may be of little moment to you.

What really happens in this scene is that the white house owner is listening to the audio in another room along with the woman at the table of her own garden, and the wine bottle is in her hand and she drinks.

This makes her an object at the back end of the audio spectrum and she is in the role of being heard, and not necessarily perceiving or recognizing what's going on in the room around her.

I think there is a parallel here, though I can't exactly place it in time frame of the video, or place it on a date. The woman at the table is talking as if she were an object, because she clearly can't be

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:24 (three years ago) link

moffe growing ham

Moffe growing vpon the skull of a man, a child, and a child, and after that, the skull of a man and a child, and after that, the skull of an old man and a young man, and after that, the skull of a man and a child, and after that, the skull of a man and a boy, and after that, the skull of a bald boy and a bald man, and after that, the skull of three men, and after that, the skull of three men, and after that, the skull of a woman, and after that, the skull of a woman, and after that, the skull of a woman and after that, a woman's skull and after that, the skull of a woman, and after that, the skull of a girl and after that, the skull of a girl and after that, the skull of a man, a boy, and a man, and after that, the skull of a man, a boy, and a girl, and after that, the skull of a boy (and after that, the skull of a man and a lady), and after that, the skull of a man; and after that, three corpses of human bodies.

seandalai, Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:24 (three years ago) link

My favorite Bugs Bunny cartoon is called "Scooby Doo". It's got everything I love in it: the big, loud, bright faces, the bad guys who aren't scary, and Scooby, his goofy friends and the Scoobies himself. The Scoobies have their "Dance Party" with their old classmates, but that seems kind of weird because they aren't as much of a part of the story as they used to be! It's like the old days.

You may know how the Scoobies go into the cave and rescue everyone from the cave by jumping into each other. In "Pig" (1983) and "Spiders" (1999), Scooby and Snackhead jump into everyone else, but they never do anything to make up for the two of them being stuck together, but instead, just act awkward as a team. So in "Spiders" we end up with a giant rat in the show, and in "Pig" we're basically just "Spiders".

Scooby's in the show because it's fun! The old school Scoobies and new school Scoobies get along really well, while making snooty little noises with their mouths

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:27 (three years ago) link

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from a well-heeled Southern family and had no intention of marrying a black man. As a boy, he would sneak in on holidays in the middle of the night, dress up as a black man and then get in the black car and sneak out again. Mulligan met his wife, Mary Lynn, in a car wash, and in the years he spent in a house of prayer, his wife became an outspoken white activist, leading prayer groups, speaking at rallies.

At 26, in 1987, Mulligan married his second wife, Ann Stearns, in the house she ran with their then two daughters, Tania and Tanya. Mulligan said he wanted to be an ordained Baptist minister to spread his Christianity and that his marriage to Tanya gave him hope. "It gave me faith," he recalled of the experience.

Mulligan, now 47, has no plans to divorce his first wife, but he is planning on remarrying her, his father told a judge after Mulligan's guilty plea. The new mother-of-three could serve as a model for other white-collar white Christians to serve in church leadership roles, a potential source of support at

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:32 (three years ago) link

it keeps giving me white supremacist propaganda, that's how you can tell it's on the internet

Somewhere in la Mancha, in a place whose name no one knows but is now a legend, sits a monument and a memorial. It is to the people of La Mancha that the legend of the "White Man's Burden" came. It is to this white man who gave the last battle of the Civil War to his white comrades, who stood shoulder to shoulder for so many years, who gave his life for the white race.

It is in these places that the words of the old-fashioned poet and poetess Elihu Yale can be heard. And not as the poets were often wont to say, "The White Man's Burden" – that is, the "Great White Way of Life," the "Old English Way of Life," the common European way of life, was to be saved, but that the new way of men had to learn to fight against the old way. And it is in this way, the way of the white man, in this last struggle, in this final battle, that the great "white victory" has been won. It is in these places that the great "white victory" of the great war is seen. It is in this last fight that a man such as

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:35 (three years ago) link

(I just keep doing this one because pretty much every result is gold. Insane and terrifying gold.)

My favorite Bugs Bunny cartoon is called "I'm a Bad Boy!", which was originally about a bigoted boy called Bugs Bunny with a big heart who hates being a bad boy. The animated version of the cartoon is hilarious enough, which in its own way makes it even funnier that Bugs Bunny is really trying to be a good boy, while still trying to hurt his mother and her family.

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:37 (three years ago) link

This is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down !!!!
The world was a mess !!!
It looked almost normal to me then . After
I had a baby, I started to have problems.
You see, these problems all began with
You see, they started when I got pregnant by myself 

calumerio, Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:39 (three years ago) link

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was a time of hope, a time of hope and then a time of fear. I mean, it was really good times and it was kind of just kind of horrible.
And it was kind of the worst of times then.
What did you do afterwards?
Well, I actually actually ended up buying my own apartment in Brooklyn. The apartment, it was in a little place named Tenderloin, in the Upper West Side, on the Upper West Side. [laughs] And one of my roommates was a writer who's the managing editor of Vanity Fair, which is one of their biggest clients, which was kind of really nice. They actually hired me for their show called New York magazine's cover story. And I was hired for that cover story - the one I wrote called The Big One. And I'm talking about, um, New York magazine - New York Magazine is still my publishing house and it's my current publishing house. I'm really thankful for it because it's something that's really helped me a lot grow as an artist and I'd like to thank New York magazine. But there's a big difference

emil.y, Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:50 (three years ago) link

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressing gown, ungirdled, was sustained gently-behind him by the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:

"Wake up! It's a boy! A good boy! What a lovely little boy!"

The room grew silent. Mr. Mulligan glanced and shrugged his shoulders. His eyes had no expression of relief, and his nose grew damp. He looked with a mixture of concern and embarrassment, as if thinking of a few things that were so different from the pleasant idea of his mind he was trying to conceive.

At last, the woman took the mirror from him and examined it carefully. The lather-stained mirror reflected a dark scar on his cheek, which made it look slightly more solid and solid than it had in the morning, but was still a shadow of the man who looked at her from beneath the blanket. She noticed that the hair had grown darker and shorter, and the chin and jaw had become more rounded. The clothes were now rather wrinkled and tarry. She drew out the raz

emil.y, Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:57 (three years ago) link

My favorite Bugs Bunny cartoon is called "Bugs Bunny and His Friends." My mom used to watch it for lunch every day when she was home from school. It's always in the corner right where my brother, sister and I would sit at our desk and she would yell, "Bugs Bunny! BUGBOTS!" You know, they always said that in my school because she said that at lunchtime.

Then, later on my mother realized that this cartoon could be a comic book and she picked up the pencils and wrote the script and started drawing Bugs Bunny.

The first Bugs Bunny cartoon was published on March 18, 1952. It was later renamed "Buddha, Rabbit and Beetle," and then again "Bugs Bunny, Bugman, and Buttercup." The original Bugs Bunny is seen in some cartoons from the late 1960s and is referred to by fans as such in the early 2000s.

In the early decades of the modern comic book industry, the Bugs Bunny character became associated with children, especially children with eating disorders. In later films, some children were played by adults.

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:59 (three years ago) link

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!

O that bright light, the moon! The moon shines from our sight;
That bright, the moon is the star that shines;
The moon and stars and all things,
Are like a torch that shines in the deep,
And when the sun goes down
The lamp in the moon is no more.
This book I've done, I've written,
With pen and paper, I've written,
And this book, when I've finished,
It will go back to the library
Where it belongs.

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:04 (three years ago) link

i mean..

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:05 (three years ago) link

it's fucking amazing at both poetry, and strongo's nuevo cuisine, which amounts to the same thing really

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:06 (three years ago) link

The top 5 greatest Game of Thrones scenes of all time:
1.
The Battle of the Bastards. "They're a threat, but when you hit them with a massive rock, it's like a bomb's thrown in their face."
2. Tyrion's final moment during his imprisonment: "I want to see my dead wife and child. I love you now, my love. I don't remember your face when I passed through that door, but I will remember your heart..."
3. "You might have a chance to save Meera, but I can tell he's not your boy anymore," Arya says. She continues, "He killed the Stark heir to the Iron Throne. And you killed him."
4. Tyrion gives Sansa a kiss on the cheek. "What's going on?" she asks.
5. Bronn (Robert) gives Oberyn the Iron Fork "the wrong way."
All five Game of Thrones scenes are available for free (check out the latest season premiere here) here on YouTube.

jmm, Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:07 (three years ago) link

The five greatest novels of all time are:
1.
The Hunger Games (Ayn Rand)
2. The Color Purple (Margaret Atwood)
3. Moby-Dick (Thomas Jefferson)
4. Atlas Shrugged (Ayn Rand)
5. Paradise Lost (H.G. Wells)

The five greatest books of all time are:
1. The Tale of Genji (Charles Dickens)
2. To Kill a Mockingbird (Woodrow Wilson)
3. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (Chauncy Mullen)
4. Ulysses (Edgar Allan Poe)
5. Lord of the Flies (Toni Morrison)

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:26 (three years ago) link

The ten greatest albums of the 1960s are:
1.
Let My Love Die by Led Zeppelin
2. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia by Family Stone
3. The Sound of Silence by The Rolling Stones
4. All That Jazz by Depeche Mode
5. The Dark Side of the Moon by The Eagles
6. White Christmas by The Eagles
7. My Funny Valentine by The Rolling Stones
8. Let 'Em Rock by The Beach Boys
9. I Won't Back Down by The Beatles
10. Don't Say I Told You So by The Byrds

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:37 (three years ago) link

The ten best '80s pop songs are:
1.
"The Wonder Years"
2. "The Way I Are"
3. "What You Mean"
4. "Love You To Death"
5. "Candyman"
6. "M.U.S.P."
7. "Don't Call"
8. "I Am a God"
9. "P.D.S."
10. "The Lamentations of Billy and Mandy"

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:43 (three years ago) link

The ten greatest Christmas songs are:
1.
"Waltz of Fire"

Who would give a shit if Santa had any of these songs? Well, because we did…

You know the song:

"Waltz of Fire" lyrics:

In a house burning down,
A flame on the floor,
A thousand dead and forgotten,
They sing in our heads,
We sing in an empty house with an empty father.
It's a song of despair and heartbreak—
I know its true sound.
A song like that tells me that there is always a life to leave us,
And I want it back the night I die.

2. "Siegfried and Roy Mankiewicz"

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:51 (three years ago) link

Top 5 greatest Star Wars characters
1.
____ (George Lucas)
He was the star of the franchise, the godfather of all Star Wars fanboys, and is, probably, the most influential character to ever appear in the franchise. An all-time great Jedi. An absolute badass. He would have taken over the galaxy if there wasn't for the death of C-3PO. Also, he's pretty fucking sexy as well because he's a guy! He literally just won't give up and does things like this to protect the little thing he has as his bodyguard.
2. Jabba the Hutt (Ada Wong)
A pretty good villain but I find the fact that he's only in movies 4 and 5, and that he's the only character in the entire series that we can actually remember anything about is more than a little annoying.
3. Darth Vader (Mark Hamill)?
Now I don't know what role he's going to play in future movies but he certainly looks awesome from the back in movies 1 through 10.
4. Lando Calrissian (Brent Spiner)
This guy in the original trilogy is the strongest part of the whole story and in fact

jmm, Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:53 (three years ago) link

The following conversation took place on 5 April 1991, at the Sushi Bar Restaurant on Toronto's Queen Street. William Gibson and Bruce Sterling were in town as part of the Toronto Book Fair, but while being questioned by security they heard a man, later identified as David Cronenberg, talking about the death of the late Edward Said. The two men became friends and agreed to work together in an attempt to kill Said.
Gibson and Sterling discussed how a person who knew Said as a friend would "not know him from a thousand years of time".
After the men returned, David said, "When I looked him in the eye I could almost see myself standing there. … The moment of fear had passed". This conversation was recorded on 1 April 1991.
"I could see what the man looked like. It had nothing to do with me... he would have been a different man if what he said to me had not changed. (He) would not be who he was today. When Edward Said's death happened, he went from being a brilliant writer – he became one of the most respected literary figures we would be able to say we didn't know. I think a person who knows Edward Said wouldn't have believed in me

El Tomboto, Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:56 (three years ago) link

The seventh son of a well-to-do family, a quiet boy, he was born and raised at the St. Andrew's school in Bournemouth, but moved to England in 1952. He did well, but it was his father's determination and persistence that eventually led to him winning more senior cricket in England. In 1958 he played seven Tests for England, and his next international was against Australia in Durban. When the All Blacks lost by 23 runs to the All Blacks' own All Black and All Black Indian teams, the team made its triumphant return to Australia for the 1962 World Cup. In 1961 and 1962, the British media had already taken notice of his exploits and when Australia beat the All Blacks in Perth, he made some comments about his team's match fitness, saying that Australians "don't go bowling", that the "old ones in that team don't do much". He was promptly arrested on charges of assaulting police, but only after being acquitted. Although Australian authorities charged him with a minor offence (assaulting police) in 1962, this was later dropped in the courts as a court would have seen that the evidence did not support the charge.

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:57 (three years ago) link

The ten greatest Christmas songs are:
1.
Hanukkah (Rabbi Yitzchak Meir of Lubavitch)
2. Christmas Carol (Rabbi Rokkor in Lubavitch)
3. The Winter's Tale (Talmid HaLevushot)
4. Christmas Carol (Rabbi Yehudah of Lubavitch)
5. Jingle Bells (Rabbi Gershon Schindler of Lubavitch)
6. Sing Your Song (Rabbi Yosef of Tel Aviv)
7. We're Only In It for the Lights (Rabbi Maimon of Rosh HaZed)
8. Waltz in the Rain (Rabbi Rochiel of Rosh HaShana)
9. Christmas Tree (Rabbi Yosef of Tel Aviv)
10. A Christmas Carol (Rabbi Yitzchak Meir of Lubavitch)

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 22:06 (three years ago) link

It will run forever if max iterations is set to -1. You can stop it by hitting the stop button next to the image generation module.

It tends to stabilise after maybe 500-ish iterations ime. (The number of iterations is specified in 'i=' under each image generated.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 22:03 (eleven months ago) link

Here is the result for 'poxy fule'. Yes i hate it too. You're welcome.

https://i.imgur.com/cme0C4o.png

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 22:04 (eleven months ago) link

You're not thank you!

peace, man, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 22:58 (eleven months ago) link

two months pass...

1, 2, 3 and to the 4
Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr Dre is at the door
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up

Sleeping on the top shelf again

My trusty AK47

Shot into the ground got knocked out of bed

Dr Dre ripped out the drawer for a weapon

Why do I get the feeling that this ain’t your imagination

Another stolen baby of God

I thought I could feel the beat

An open secret that you have no respect for

Bitch please take a seat you is on the throne

This used to be home

When you gave birth to us the world took a stand

Put the big dick back on a leash

Snoop and Daz

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 01:23 (eight months ago) link

Another stolen baby of God

I thought I could feel the beat
of Jesus in His puckered lips. But in fact I was the only person on the planet who could feel the beat of Jesus in His mouth. I knew it. I’d felt it. It was a distinct and unremitting “beep beep beep

And of course the worms! (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 03:23 (eight months ago) link

Load up on guns, bring your friends
It's fun to lose and to pretend
She's over-bored and self-assured
Oh no, I know a dirty word

We don't use it as much, but we do

Get loaded, can't feel it no more

She's mad as hell

And she don't take it no more

Can't believe it

Fell in love

Got love, you can't have it all

She's into you

peace, man, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 11:01 (eight months ago) link

Rofl

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 11:36 (eight months ago) link

Sheets of empty canvas
Untouched sheets of clay
Were laid spread out before me
As her body once did
All five horizons
Revolved around her soul
As the earth to the sun
Now the air I tasted and breathed
Has taken a turn.

I watch her rise from the ground

Her feet step on my seeds.

If I could only take one wing

I would walk across the sky

With her I would fly.

Love, Robin

Tells the girl the story of Death

Who dances on her shoulders

Her hair and clothes stand on end

At the whisper of words.

The boy bursts into tears.

His lover is dead

She told him she would never die

She tells the boy she will never leave him.

The boy cries out in a wail

Because he loves her so

But love doesn't help

To cope with reality

And he is dead.

peace, man, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 11:42 (eight months ago) link

Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take ya
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go

Las Vegas, hey baby mama

Buenos Aires, Espana, why don't we get started

Iceland, that's a dream come true

The Fiji islands, this one time I'm gonna call ya

The Maldives, let's not hold our breath

The Gambia, call me mama

Latvia, I want to show you off to the world

The Marshall Islands, didja hear about baby?

New Zealand, with that hottie

Costa Rica, let's call it a safari

Ukraine

Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 11:45 (eight months ago) link

lol @ let's not hold our breath

Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 11:46 (eight months ago) link

Ain't found a way to kill me yet
Eyes burn with stinging sweat
Seems every path leads me to nowhere
Wife and kids, household pet
Army green was no safe bet
The bullets scream to me from somewhere
close

Never really gave a flying fuck, to tell you the truth

Found it's a damn shit storm with no end in sight

"Cody and King?"

His Brother Sheldrick was brought up on the same distillery night

On the other side of town, where the scene was darker and deadlier

All the same. Cody had been holding his own

Grimy young soldier. He hadn't gotten used to the scars

And his hands hadn't gotten used to the blood

When their moms died, his world changed

Night on the water, it was down low

His father put the gun to his head and pulled the trigger

Blood rushed to his neck as he blinked

He said "there's too much regret in my soul"

But he was never able to quite piece the puzzle together

The chain gunning that pulled him from life into death

Was what finally put a halt to his story

Your eyes start to bleed

The tumor grows and it kills

Their hearts stop and their voices die

But they don't go to sleep

I took my time creeping up on them

Smoke on the bar gets thicker as I step closer

They never noticed I was there

I took out my rifle and pulled the trigger

Blood roared in my ears and took my breath away

If my brain got to much like my heart

It would fail me in the end

Cody's head crunched like a cheese cracker

The back of his head exploded like it was a melon

Laughing, a cold laugh

Choking back the blood he cried out

You thought it would make me smile

I'll tell you why I didn't

Your face is frozen and a statue

And nothing moves

I'll stare you down for as long as I can

I've seen it all.

The man slowly pushed her behind him

Only to turn and aim at Cody

A gun that seemed to come straight from the underworld

Jabs into the man's neck

The big man gave a little yelp of surprise

The bullet buried itself in his throat

And the dead man fell to his knees

He pulled the trigger and the man fell to the ground.

Cody scrambled for his own gun

Shotgun, his mind screamed. He grabbed it and turned

The man never got to see it, but the second he spun

The gun flew out of Cody's hands.

As the second man yelled in a gruff voice.

He pulled the trigger and Cody fell to the ground.

The two men stood over the boy, who was still holding the rifle.

Cody closed his eyes as his life left his body

Every day I go to bed dying

Every day I wake up to a gunshot wound

I did what I had to do

Just so you know

The two men stood over the boy, who was still holding the rifle.

Cody closed his eyes as his life left his body.

A smile that showed all of their teeth

For them to hear, and that I'm alive

Still breathing in some way

Not in the normal sense of the word

But,

When I feel the cold metal press up against my hand

And when the pressure gets too much,

I look into the eyes of the man across the room

I tell him to give me another bullet

And he does

And I let the first man slip away

And kill the other

And then he kills me

And says "I knew you couldn't run"

I've been left with nothing.

The rifle and bullets

peace, man, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 12:00 (eight months ago) link

^I had to keep pressing "generate text" on this one. It was like a cliffhanger every time it would stop in the middle of a sentence.

peace, man, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 12:01 (eight months ago) link

The Kokomo one is all time.

peace, man, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 12:04 (eight months ago) link

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around, and hurt you

Never gonna call again
I'm still here after all these years

I will always be in your heart
Even when we're apart

You'll be in mine
Before you know it

I'll be too old for you
In a blink of an eye

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 12:07 (eight months ago) link

I pulled into Nazareth, was feelin' about half past dead
I just need some place where I can lay my head
"Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?"
He just grinned and shook my hand, "no" was all he said

Take a load off Fanny
Let her rock 'n' rock her
when she's weary I laid down

Grabbed ahold of her by the hair
'Til she come to a rest
Her head, it was beat up from all that rockin'
No such thing as too much rockin'

I looked up from the floor,
She laid there all beautiful

Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 12:55 (eight months ago) link

😬

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 12:55 (eight months ago) link

I'll be too old for you
In a blink of an eye


Kinda grim.

And of course the worms! (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 13:13 (eight months ago) link

She came from Greece
She had a thirst for knowledge
She studied sculpture
At St Martin's college

Never to be recognized

Her lovers were John Stratton Hawley, Sir Philip Sidney, Sir Thomas Browne

She drank tea with Gascoigne

Her last friend was W. W. Hurst

She believed in God

She had great faith in the benefits of tea

She died and left all her possessions to her dear friend

She was buried in

A Protestant Cemetery

Piedie Gimbel, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 14:29 (eight months ago) link

That's where I
Caught her eye

ledge, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 14:38 (eight months ago) link

And while Lenin read a book on Marx
A quartet practiced in the park
And we sang dirges in the dark
The day the music died
We were singin' bye-bye, Miss American Pie
Drove my Chevy to the levee, but the levee was dry
Them good old boys were drinkin' whiskey and rye
Singin' "This'll be the day that I die
This'll be the day that I die"

So we buried them in the damp sand
"I'll be back" said the undertaker
"Somebody's gonna pay"
His first trip to Russia
He preached to the orthodox
"We're not a religious bunch, but they are
You should see their churches
Only need one bell, they ring it 19 times
And then they start again

I will always be a sailor, when I go down to sea
And I'll always be a sailor, when I go down to sea
When I go down to sea
"Do you know, I think I love you"
"Well, I do too"

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 15:03 (eight months ago) link

O Superman. O judge. O Mom and Dad. Mom and Dad.
O Superman. O judge. O Mom and Dad. Mom and Dad.
Hi. I'm not home right now. But if you want to leave a
message, just start talking at the sound of the tone.
Hello? This is your Mother. Are you there? Are you
coming home?
Hello? Is anybody home? Well, you don't know me,
but I know you.
And I've got a message to give to you.
Here come the planes.

Here come the planes.

You can take that. You can take that.

Are you there? Are you there?

Hello?

I have to say, I was so scared. When I got there, it was

just a maelstrom of smoke. I have to say, I was so scared. When I got there, it was just a maelstrom of smoke.

You must be where all of these people died. Your hair looks

so cute. You must be where all of these people died. Your hair looks So cute.

What do you think, kiddo? What do you think, kiddo?

Ah, now here come the cops. Now here come the cops.

That's right, our boys in blue. Our boys in blue.

They're going to make sure there's no more trouble. That's right, our boys in blue. They're going to make sure there's no more trouble.

The problem is, I don't understand what's happening. I don't understand what's happening.

I don't know what's happening.

Where are you, Mom?

Mom? Where are you?

Maresn3st, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 15:13 (eight months ago) link

These are good

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 16:01 (eight months ago) link

Anderson’s aim as a lyricist is pretty much what Transformer does

assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 16:36 (eight months ago) link

Rosenbergs, H-Bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, The King And I, and The Catcher In The Rye
Eisenhower, Vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning

Roger Ailes, Apprentice
Eisenhower, Dr. Strangelove
Brando, Dylan Thomas, On The Waterfront
Rosenbergs, Dust Bowl, W.E.B. Du Bois goodbye
Eisenhower, Michael Douglas in An Affair To Remember

Eisenhower, Twilight Zone, The Devil And Daniel Webster goodbye
Brando, The Godfather, and the War
Brando, Donahue, the Great Santini goodbye
Schultz, Donahue, and Some Mother's Boy
Eisenhower, Downtown Abbey, and The Guns Of Navarone

Clay, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 23:18 (eight months ago) link

that just about scans

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 23:21 (eight months ago) link

In the timbers of Fennario, the wolves are running round
The winter was so hard and cold, froze ten feet 'neath the ground
Don't murder me, I beg of you, don't murder me
Please, don't murder me

Please, don't murder me

I've heard such horrible rumours; the Wolves' teeth on a bone
Sleds loaded with old woman's groceries, then they flee
For my own, it doesn't matter if you are eating
It won't be as interesting if your death was easy, but it will be sadder

I will fall asleep on a bed of thistles, on the road by a forest lake
Please don't murder me, please don't murder me

Please, don't murder me
Please, don't murder me
Please, don't murder me
Please, don't murder me
Please, don't murder me

Please

Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 00:53 (eight months ago) link

Dig if you will a picture
Of you and I engaged in a kiss

My wayward Adam, how could I

Disappoint you?

What’s left of my dignity,

I thought you’d be proud of me

Or should I add a tear of pride

To your tough boy’s eyes?

Your nerves up tight

‘Cause I’m in your territory,

But I was so wrong

About the ease of it

At least for now

The balance of it all

Is never changing

I love that you’re seeing the light

Not taking no for an answer

You, I know you well

You’re on to it

You’re a little lightheaded

And think to yourself

“This is crazy, man.

I’m probably getting arrested”

I know exactly how you feel

But don’t let those cops see

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 02:16 (eight months ago) link

incredible

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 09:20 (eight months ago) link

They do what they want to do, say what they want to say
Live how they want to live, play how they want to play
Dance how they want to dance, kick and the slap a friend

But they’re bound to love our land

And to leave for other worlds

Like dancing, dancing and leaving for other worlds

Like dancing and leaving for other worlds

Like dancing and leaving for other worlds

A few years ago, when we were at the Phil Phan residence watching Star Trek: The Next Generation for the first time, Adam, Ari and I had a conversation about what it meant to be a Trekkie.

And it hit me: What do Trekkies do that Star Wars fans didn’t do? If you were a Star Wars fan and you were sitting in the living room watching a movie about other worlds, what did you do? You drew your lightsaber, you waved it around, you blew your nose with your bacta tank, you hit your forehead, you played Wookie ball, you smacked your cupped hands together and shouted “KAA-CHOOO” at every little blip on the TV. That’s what you did.

But if you were a Trekkie, you followed the show, you collected the cards, you brought your figures, you wrote fan-fiction, you copied the episode numbers on your mailboxes, you owned your favorite ships. You followed a show you loved.

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 16:43 (eight months ago) link

...the Addams Family

Gardyloominati (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 16:43 (eight months ago) link

XP XD

New Zealand, with that hottie (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 7 October 2021 02:02 (eight months ago) link

seven months pass...

Goodbye my friend, it's hard to die
When all the birds are singing in the sky
Now that the spring is in the air
Pretty girls are everywhere
Think of me and I'll be there

We had joy, we had fun
We had seasons in the sun

'Cause that's what I thought I wanted

All the rest of my life

Because I'm a glutton for punishment

All the riches I ever needed

For the rest of my life

'Cause when I die

I will go out and take the whole world with me

'Cause that's what I thought I wanted

So give up on trying to run away

You may not be able to change the world

You may not even be able to change your mind

But I can

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 June 2022 22:21 (one month ago) link

it's a little bit funny
this feeling inside
I'm not one of those
Who can easily hide

you know what I mean

I find it hard to pretend

and to be a hero

I wanna be a bad boy

* * *

I am who I am

and it's the same old story

I get a bit like this

It's just some problem

but I got no one to talk to

a bit like the angel in the song

I need someone to talk to

my dirty little secret

and I need them to be dirty too

I need someone to tell me how to dress

I need someone to show me how to feel

I need someone to tell me how to live

and how to die

And how to get in and get out

* * *

I know it's a cheesy song

but it's the best one you could have on your debut

for some

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 June 2022 22:23 (one month ago) link

Oh-oh oh-oh oh-oh
Here comes the hammer

Yes, this is a mission that I'm on
Taking out the weak on the microphone
'Cause I'm hype
So don't talk about the hard hitting hammer

'Cause I'm rollin' in the Park

Nah, it's a bigger mission here

Only one problem is I don't think I'm into rock music

But I know I'm into music

So you might ask what my genres are, you don't know

I'm goin' in the cold

I'm goin' in the deep

Make it thaw, what's your name

Lethal mix

I'm into hip-hop and ska and metal and I do disco

I'm coming to the club with a gang

Get the party started

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 June 2022 22:28 (one month ago) link

they're the world's most fearsome fighting team
they're heroes in a half-shell and they're green

they're bound to be a thing of beauty

altered only slightly, in the case of Scrappy Doo

scrappy doo might be a hero but he's just plain scrappy

a bit careless and unfailingly optimistic

also generally a git

He also talks a lot about how we learn. "Do not let anyone" as the narrator of the show put it so elegantly and good-naturedly, let anyone "sell you anything." (It's a clear warning, one we must heed and emulate, for that is the lesson that made Mr. Rogers so well liked in the first place.) This theme is fundamental to Fred Rogers: we must learn how to discern which good and benign messages come from the media, and which ones come from the media as its own sort of monster.

The brand of friendliness is particularly interesting and appealing. Despite his obvious shortcomings as an employer, the carefree spirit of the production team, the absolute veracity of the messages and the universality of his character, Mr. Rogers always displayed a genuine warmth and caring for the folks on his show, and an affinity for children in general. His job and occupation really were a model of good, loving parenting. He took his work seriously, but never himself.

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Thursday, 2 June 2022 22:30 (one month ago) link

Water dripping from the pipes down in the basement
Bare feet on a concrete floor
Notches on the wall of my solitary cell
Sweat dripping out of every pore
of my body

The smell of damp, rotting wood

Wet cold and dead silence

Exhausted eyes

Unquenchable thirst

Desperate need to break through the wall

To no avail.

Muffled muttering and screams

Spare patches of light through the cracks

A patterned carpet of dank

Blinding white and dread

I will make him pay.

I will burn him to the ground.

I will drag his blood to the grave

peace, man, Thursday, 2 June 2022 23:56 (one month ago) link

O_O!

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Friday, 3 June 2022 00:00 (one month ago) link

fish don't fry in the kitchen
beans don't burn on the grill

I am not going to punish you if you spill some beer on the deck

don't expect me to cover up your love affair with wrestling, but you are going to have to stop letting me hold your hand

unless you are paying for dinner, the restaurant is not going to send you a bill

I will tell you that the cheese is melted, but it's still OK to eat it anyway

I will not become enraged when you run through

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 June 2022 20:44 (three weeks ago) link

When you're sliding into first
And you feel something burst
through your head

You just want to fly away.

When you're smiling

Your face looks good, even through your bloodshot eyes.

And when you're dancing

And you feel something burst through your head

Your body just wants to fly away.

This is the song of the trolley car

Of the yellow school bus.

When you're leaving

The classroom

Of learning, for the bright lights of New York City.

When you're on the porch

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 June 2022 20:47 (three weeks ago) link

Feces just started sliding out of my butthole, and going onto the floor. My girlfriend was screaming as she saw the poo filling up the kitchen floor. My girlfriend had also drank some of the wine on the kitchen table and she started complaining about how strong it tasted. By the time my friends and I got to the police station I was completely wasted and in a lot of pain.

The police took me away, but before they did anything my girlfriend and her friends threw up all over the police car!

Grades really took a beating when I was a high school freshman in 1973 and I got a DUI from a night at a bar (my cousin got me the job).

I remember coming home and running into my room, and dropping my stuff. I took off my shoes and pants and threw my clothes at my door. I just laid down on the floor and started puking. I puked until I was tired. I remember thinking: If I had to go through this all again, I would not drink.

As I am an anarchist, the thought of being accountable for an impaired thought sounds exciting to me, but once I am under the influence, I will do just about anything (often in the line of duty), and I think I'm actually on to something. The government should legalize mental health and social services in an effort to save us from ourselves.

Alcohol and Drugs

Tyler D. Lyle

Michael Appleton

Brian Rubin

Gymnopédie Pablo (Neanderthal), Thursday, 9 June 2022 20:50 (three weeks ago) link

Does anybody remember the DALL-E Mini craze of June 2022? It was awesome, although most of the results looked like smudged Francis Bacon paintings. I'm sure much more efficient DALL-E drones will become available by then, but for now, I've got a DALL-A in a backpack, and I'm ready to go. The fact that it will go from $399 to $399 in 2022 doesn't bother me at all.

So, the Second Coming will be on its way in a couple of years, assuming our lunatic President is not in jail or doing a nine-month stint at The White House Hotel after having what the media won't tell us is an "old-fashioned" meltdown and his supporters are still telling us that the mainstream media is the enemy of America. Whatever. I'm going to be in Kenya by then and will be taking copious notes.

In the meantime, I've been researching certain projects for the time when the U.S. decides to stop being a superpower and become a semi-apocalyptic after-hours restaurant, which means my 2020 book project isn't going to happen. Or the trade policy book I was working on last year. We might be doomed. Who

Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 18 June 2022 15:29 (two weeks ago) link

Aruba, Jamaica, oh I want to take ya
Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama
Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go

Las Vegas, hey baby mama

Buenos Aires, Espana, why don't we get started

Iceland, that's a dream come true

The Fiji islands, this one time I'm gonna call ya

The Maldives, let's not hold our breath

The Gambia, call me mama

Latvia, I want to show you off to the world

The Marshall Islands, didja hear about baby?

New Zealand, with that hottie

Costa Rica, let's call it a safari

Ukraine

― Hannibal Lecture (PBKR), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 11:45 (eight months ago) link

Ukraine 😶

jmm, Saturday, 18 June 2022 15:35 (two weeks ago) link

Thank you for reviving that excessively funny post.

war mice (hardcore dilettante), Sunday, 19 June 2022 19:16 (two weeks ago) link

Hey, Mr tambourine man, you playing our party!’

Bollocks.

I stopped just in time.

I looked at the door.

I didn’t like the way they were looking at me.

As if I’d pissed in the water cooler, or something.

I didn’t like the look of those.

They were always looking at me that way, like they’d have a camera on me all the time.

I hated it.

I wondered if there was something wrong with me.

I mean, they thought I was strange and all, what with the music and all.

They probably thought I was an idiot.

What was I?

Some kind of fucking freak?

Why the hell did they think they had a party if I was in it?

Hell, if

Slowzy LOLtidore (Neanderthal), Sunday, 19 June 2022 19:30 (two weeks ago) link

I think we should poll the lines in that Kokomo

Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 19 June 2022 19:56 (two weeks ago) link

The Gambia, call me mama

Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 19 June 2022 19:56 (two weeks ago) link

"The Maldives, let's not hold our breath" is genius, but so is the awkward stop after Ukraine

jmm, Monday, 20 June 2022 13:20 (two weeks ago) link

That wasn’t by design. It just stopped, as it does

Evan, Monday, 20 June 2022 17:23 (two weeks ago) link

Oh I know.

jmm, Monday, 20 June 2022 17:32 (two weeks ago) link

the Kokomo one is kinda killing me

J Edgar Noothgrush (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 20 June 2022 19:10 (two weeks ago) link


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