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your 11 favourite songs of the moment, fuck. [Started by m. (mitchlnw) in May 2004, last updated three hours ago by breastcrawl on I Love Music] 4 new answers
What are koalas and can we eat them? [Started by Joe in June 2001, last updated three hours ago by mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length) on I Love Everything] 16 new answers
puns that you had missed [Started by ursa in 1998, last updated three hours ago by sassboy on I Love Everything] 15 new answers
What was it like for you to go through your first pregnancy? [Started by m. in July 2002, last updated three hours ago by boarbear in May 2001, last updated 30 minutes ago by greg on I Love Music] 11 new answers

My life aspires to be like you (1,3,6) [Started by m. (mitchlnw) in May 2004, last updated by nippleman in the comments] 13 new answers
Have you ever had a sexual experience with a horse? If not, does this have an important message? [Started by m. in May 2008, last updated 14 minutes ago by dave_jones on I Love the Music] -3 new replies
Which song was your favourite when you were a teenager? [Started by m. in April 2004

― mick signals, Sunday, May 26, 2019 4:47 PM (forty-five minutes ago)

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:33 (one year ago) link

singularity: reached

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:38 (one year ago) link

wait where's Puff from Brazil??

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:39 (one year ago) link

The best way to trick your parents is to pretend you're dead.

The most effective "skeleton" I've found, over an extended period of time, is "living with the dead." This is when your skeleton has been declassified and you're told you're "only dead for a day" and/or "dead forever." My "living with the dead" exercise is to think about your body as alive and alive dead. Think of it like a car whose trunk will slowly collapse in on itself and will not move much. The car is still alive and just moving in a controlled manner. I've found this to help me when I do an elaborate exercise like "getting back on the couch." I just sit, watch TV and then I can get back to it. Once you start the exercise, just sit there watching TV and get up and move around the couch.

After that you can try to take your "skeleton" (tortured soul) to a different living situation, but it's better to not go "all crazy" and just try to escape.

Once you've made this exercise a habit do whatever you'd like with it.

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:43 (one year ago) link

Tom, delete ILX now! ILX should look better, but it still won't compile anymore.

I didn't see it, but you can't actually use a different version of the same class. What does ILX do?

Well, first of all, we are defining the interface we use, which is a mixin. What this means is, if we are defining one type interface with type alias, then we will use type alias, when we have two of that type, that interface. So it's like this for the list of things we can do with your interface, and other types can use it too. Like say we have the type

enum {A = 5, B = 50};

This means when we want to do something like create a class, we will define the interface. For instance, our list looks like

enum {A = 1, B = 2};

Now, type alias is for convenience, what do you mean by that? A type alias can be used to create or delete a certain type, but what's interesting with this is type alias is not a type. You know when you see

int a = 10;

And you think to yourself

TS The Students vs. The Regents (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:45 (one year ago) link

havent't seen any posts from boarbear in a hot minute, hope he's ok :(

― lispectah deck (unregistered), Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:50 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

holy shit

― jmm, Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:50 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boarbear is in the hospital

― jmm, Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:50 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boarbear is ok

― lispectah deck (unregistered), Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:53 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boarbear is not ok.

― lispectah deck (unregistered), Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:53 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the cat is ok.

― jmm, Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:53 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boarbear's a virgin?

― l

jmm, Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:58 (one year ago) link

WHAT DID THE CAT DO TO BOARBEAR??!

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:07 (one year ago) link

1. Inpropagation
2. Corporal Jigsore Quandary
3. Symposium Of Sickness
4. Pedigree Butchery
5. Incarnated Solvent Abuse
6. Carneous Cacoffiny
7. Lavaging Expectorate Of Lysergide Composition

8. Lateral Ingestion To Lysis Of Sodomyces Or Orchidism
9. The Cessation Of The Life Process
10. The Extermination Of The Genitive Case Of
11. Bacterial Wounds Of The Nerves Of The Earth
11. An Unholy Combination Of The Curses And The Wounds Of The Land Of Death
11. The First Man To Die After A Lymphatic Failure Of The Liver
12. The Vibratory Spectrum Of The Human Sex Brain
13. A Pustular Vat Of Fertile Salt
14. Bile Storage For The Future

mick signals, Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:14 (one year ago) link

Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

1. Receiving a bill with that fucking www.wheresgeorge.com stamp on it

― the great aussie ballkicking vids (jjjusten), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:07 PM (eight years ago)

2. People taking the elevator up/down one floor, rather than taking the stairs, thus delaying my pilgrimage to the top floor

― officer i didn't know it was a penguin (San Te), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:11 PM (eight years ago)

3. Being told that I should go to Starbucks or a restaurant with less milk than my children are allowed to drink.

― The New Yorker (gwjohnnye), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:13 PM (nine years ago)

4. An email asking "What do you prefer to do for an evening lunch?" This was in 2007 or so. (not the first email)

― The New Yorker (jjimmyhitchcroft), Tuesday, October 1, 2009 3:29 AM (one year ago)

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3. People being too slow to get out of the bathtub (jennifer kursoff), Tuesday, September 28, 2010 11:25 PM (eight years ago)

4. All the police car stops during the school bus ride (thesunwriter), Thursday, September 26, 2010 6:03 PM (eight years ago)

5. "Hey, how did you find my wallet?" "Where did your wallet go!?" (TheSwingFan), Thursday, September 26, 2010 7:39 PM (eight years ago)

6. The police pulling my car over as if they were running a traffic accident when there was a homicide (ch

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3. The fact that a couple of times during the interview, a white guy in a cowboy hat walked by the camera without taking any time to say hello

― dana lewis (@danalee)

4. The fact that he asked me if this was the right house for me

― jane (@jane4me)

5. The fact that he brought my girlfriend's photo and asked for a pic with my name attached

― jane (@jane4me)

6. The fact that he asked if I could come up and meet him at 5:30 and asked if I wanted to be his personal manager

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15. People who flash their lights at you in the right lane. If you want to go faster GET IN THE LEFT LANE, YOU FUCKTWIG.

― officer i didn't know it was a penguin (San Te), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:34 PM (eight years ago)

16. People who camp out in the left lane. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!

― Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:35 PM (eight years ago)

17. People who yell "FREAKING HUZZAH" into your ear while you are driving. DON'T DO THAT! This is fucking dangerous and rude to other drivers, and can actually cause more harm to you than it helps.

― San Diego (B.A.M.), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 12:28 AM (and eight years ago)

18. Driving when one lane is empty, or with only three or four people in the car, then going into reverse without waiting for traffic to clear. It is a total waste of time! Don't do this; you

lispectah deck (unregistered), Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:15 (one year ago) link

Playing bass through a guitar amp. Why is it so bad and hated? Because it is not good enough. You are supposed to be a producer, or at least an innovator in some field. Why is anyone else allowed to succeed in any field you might be proud of, if this is all they can produce?

And this time it was no longer about "being an innovative producer"—it was just a question of "is it enough for me to produce?" This time it came down to if the producer could do something other than a job he did not know he could do before. And here again we see the importance of the product quality, the artist/s who bring out the best in other, lesser people.

My experience writing tracks and trying to build the album came from being a part of a big group that had already made a lot of songs with other great players, and had an interesting relationship to each other and to music. As part of us each trying to achieve and share what we could, what was important for us as writers of music that wasn't directly tied to the process, what didn't work together, was what was left over when a song ends, in terms of being fun and exciting to listen to and

TS The Students vs. The Regents (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:22 (one year ago) link

The cat says: "Meow".
The sheep says: "Baa".
The horse says: "Neigh".
The dog says: "Woof".
The sparrow says:
"Kiss me. Kiss me".
The dog says: "What do you intend on saying?"
The cat says: "Shh".
The cat says: "Woof".
The dog says: "Mmm, sweetheart".
The dog says: "Woof".
The dog says: "Mmm, sweetheart".
The sparrow says: "Phew" [sigh] "Phew".
The bird says: "Ooooooooh".
The dog says: "Phew".
The cat says: "Ooooho". "Ooooooooh". "Oooooooooh".
The dog says: "Pfft".
The dog says: "Mmm, sweetheart".
The dog says: "Pfft".
The bird says: "I bet I'll never talk to her again".
The dog says: "Aww, so much pain".

mick signals, Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:26 (one year ago) link

Those that belong to the emperor
Embalmed ones
Those that are trained
Suckling pigs
Mermaids (or Sirens)
Fabulous ones
Stray dogs
Those that are included in this classification
Those that tremble as if they were mad
Innumerable ones
Those drawn with a very fine camel hair brush
Et cetera
Those that have just broken the flower vase
Those that, at a distance, resemble flies

They also have a large mouth
An extremely high body
They are always crying
They also have a very high body
They are always crying
They also have a very high body
They always cry
Their teeth are too coarse and often have holes or sharp points
They also have a huge body
They are usually called cussing children and are called "cusser" children
They are always crying
They also have a very high body
They are always crying
They also have a very high body
All the people with such a gigantic body are also called "cussers".[10]
If the king does not want the world to know how powerful these people are, he would have them be thrown out of the mansion.

The Pingularity (ledge), Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:28 (one year ago) link

the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel 
and the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides 
and a dark wind blows 
the government is corrupt
, the population is too stupid to understand 
The government that won't solve anything Because the populace is stupid to solve things 
How the shit just keeps rolling 
What's happened to my son? 
I'm a black woman 
He is a white man I'm a white boy 
Why have I got one, baby?
What were you thinking with your life? 
All my life, why did I think? 
Where have we all gone 
Are you going back? 
Let's just roll up with this 
You know I'm a black guy 
I'm a white boy 
My dad is some black guy 
What the fuck ? 
There's something going on with the kids 
I got a question 
Why won't 
I just give it up now 
What about the kids ? 
I gave my boy up to them 
Do I have to be some sort of god 
I guess

The Pingularity (ledge), Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:38 (one year ago) link

jesus

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:40 (one year ago) link

co-worker: Vanilla Ice in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O.
<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Vanilla Ice not vanilla ice cream>
co-worker: *Cries again*
co-worker: *Turns away from ILXor* I'll tell you something that'll make your day the best ever: When the ice cream is gone, you're like the biggest jerk on earth. <co-worker laughs, and says nothing in return>
<ILXor walks away from conference room>
<ILXor does not speak again in that speech>
<I don't even know if this is actually true; I think it has to be a lie because it sounds more like ILXor than Icey's speech. It has a few minor contradictions when placed side by side. If you listen closely: the first time ice cream is left alone in the conference room while the other two are still in it, Icey says, "I will not make any apologies for showing you how to hate us. We will show you another day... I hope this

soref, Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:57 (one year ago) link

The perfect gift for a new parent is this unique poster. And, you can also buy it.

A poster of a newborn baby has a photo on them that tells you just how good she is. When I read something about a baby crying, I would look for the baby's poster and then take it with me. I hope I am doing the right thing. The poster in this photo was sent to me by a friend and I've never seen anything like it.

The baby is crying and the poster was posted by an unknown woman. It was posted in a large room that I could only access from inside the hospital, and was only visible for a short time. I hope her post was a good one to read before my baby died.

The poster was placed in a big room, and was a few inches long. The poster is very close to the baby's birth wound and I know she would feel something hurt when she read it. The poster, along with pictures of my baby, are still up here on the main floor of my office.

If you have ever had a baby that needs a post card and you would like some kind of tribute, get creative and send your son a poster to make him feel special

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:17 (one year ago) link

14. Bile Storage For The Future

This should have ranked much higher than 14! It wuz robbed.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:26 (one year ago) link

It's Saturday Night Live, starring John Belushi. It's an awesome set list. But it's also a little bit surreal.

That's one of the reasons the show has managed to stand the test of time and become such a big hit. It's also because it's really funny. The way Ben Stiller and Melissa McCarthy react when John turns into a cat: well, it's part of the game.

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:32 (one year ago) link

Let’s talk about sex, baby. Let’s talk about you and me.https://t.co/9xC5u3H0uK‫ — Jay Z (@jayz) June 11, 2013

#JayZ I have been asking for a lot of sex, I know this is a lot to do, it can take a long time, but this does make it easier baby, it makes it easier for me to have sex all night, you really don't realize‪ https://t.co/jZVwCQ5L0L — Jay Z (@jayz) June 19, 2013

‪So I asked you for sex last night‪ https://t.co/wqKzUkUoJh‫ — Jay Z (@jayz) June 21, 2013

‪Now you know, like, what I do for a living‪ https://t.co/qWG4iTJLqX‫ — Jay Z (@jayz) June 23, 2013

‪And my boyfriend really has a big dick ‪https://t.co/Ri2

El Tomboto, Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:48 (one year ago) link

ali campbell from ub40 is a real beauty and i am extremely jealous how she looks at me and she tells her parents that i am her dad from the video :
and even after you tell her everything you did? she wants to hear it from you!! So you just put this cute looking picture on the side of your phone with her in it? I'll bet i am in that picture :

soref, Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:57 (one year ago) link

It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet. Pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents, these spaceships are now headed for Earth, where they will be destroyed once and for all.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:59 (one year ago) link

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Does whatever a spider can

Takes Spider-Man to school (and then back) as Spider-Man
Spider-Woman/Venom takes her to school in a car
Takes her to school on horseback
Stabs and shoots both Spider-Men (one after the other)
Shoots down a car (and then back)
Takes her to school on horseback (but falls off her horse)
Spider-Woman, Spider-Man/Venom, Spider-Gwen, Spider-Man
Bubbles on the train platform (the second time)
Has a "Dorothy" birthday party at a Halloween party
Takes out a couple of Spiders
Slashes a kid to death
Spider-Man shoots and kills three spiders
Spider-Man kills five spiders, one-handed
Slashes a spider in the head
Spider-Man kills Spider-Man with one shot
Spider-Man kills two spiders, one-handed
Slashes a spider in the back with his web
Spider-Man shoots and kills a Spider-Man (but he's still alive when he dies)
Spider-Man kills three giant spiders

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:04 (one year ago) link

I very nearly wet myself @ 'slashes a kid to death'

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:06 (one year ago) link

Colonel: You better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you!
Joker: Yes, sir.
Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man!
Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.
Colonel: The what?
Joker: The duality of man; The Jungian thing, sir.

Colonel: It does not seem to exist in your imagination.
Joker: I believe in what I believe in.
Colonel: What does it mean to be a man?
Joker: A man is a bundle of physical, emotional, spiritual and emotional baggage. It's all there, but it's not there.
Colonel: Where did you even have to bring it in before I came and explained it?
Joker: Well, sir, I could show you. You're the one that has to explain it, anyway. He's an idiot. When I see him I have to see him as an idiot.
Colonel: Just let us discuss that.
Joker: Oh, I haven't had a beer in five years

El Tomboto, Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:13 (one year ago) link

The top 5 facts about Chuck Norris:
1.
His nickname, Chuck, is pronounced Chuck-ay.
2. During the making of "Lethal Weapon," producers joked that the movie "should start with, 'Lethal Weapon,' 'Chuck Norris,' and then the name would follow' because Chuck Norris was originally not intended in any way to be a member of the movie." (From The Complete Chuck Norris)
3. The title of "Chuck Norris: The Complete Movies" comes from the phrase 'Chuck-ay, Chuck-ay, Chuck-ay' where 'Ay-ray' is a sound effect in Arabic, 'ay' means snake and 'ay' can actually mean death. (Chuck Norris's Top 10 Favorite Movie Moments in History)"
4. In addition to his work on the movie, Chuck starred in the TV series "Chuck Norris: The Legend of Sabre" as a cop with the NYPD for five seasons.
5. "My movie 'Chuck Norris: The Complete Movies' is the absolute pinnacle of all things good." (Pixar Entertainment)

jmm, Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:21 (one year ago) link

At 10:35 on an early summer's morning, John Lanchester sat down at his study desk, switched on his new Dell computer, opened up the word processing programme that the computer had come with and began working out the meaning of one of the most famous passages from a poem he knew:
"I feel a deep sense of dread

After the morning crash of my first flight

And a sense of dread

As the aircraft takes off

The aircraft will have been

Not at all at all

This is a poem by

Thomas Keneally, The Life of Pius X
"I feel a sense of dread

After the morning crash of my first flight

And a sense of dread

As the aircraft takes off

The aircraft will have been

Not at all at all" "I feel this

This is a poem by Thomas Keneally, Thomas Keneally's Diary to an airplane crash "I feel a deep sense of dread

After the morning crash of my first flight

And a sense of dread

As the

seandalai, Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:22 (one year ago) link

On our new album we wanted to get back to our roots, just a band in a room. The record went through many iterations of genres and I think our sound really clicked with the concept of, you know, we all went through something similar, we all had that weird feeling that we wanted to be able to bring our sound and be honest about our feelings.

There are a lot of people that have seen the film and they ask me what their favourite music is. I don't really care that much, because it's all about the emotion and emotion is our thing. It's the love that we feel as humans and how deeply we relate to other humans. So it really matters to me what is important to us in life and how it affects us. It's an emotion I don't understand how there's a different way to express the song. People feel better when they see it, but I don't know why you can't make fun of music, I love music, too so I didn't really care about what you thought, it was more about making it good and funny and I think at the end our song feels like that - it's really funny - and it's not funny but it's in an artistic way

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:23 (one year ago) link

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.

A black dog is barking along the road behind you. The owner of the black dog has turned into her backyard to watch some animals running in and out of this property.

In another room is a kitchen table, and a bottle of wine. The woman at the table sits on it, eating his wine and listening to the audio of the dogs barking.

The sound effects are clear and distinctive, though they may be of little moment to you.

What really happens in this scene is that the white house owner is listening to the audio in another room along with the woman at the table of her own garden, and the wine bottle is in her hand and she drinks.

This makes her an object at the back end of the audio spectrum and she is in the role of being heard, and not necessarily perceiving or recognizing what's going on in the room around her.

I think there is a parallel here, though I can't exactly place it in time frame of the video, or place it on a date. The woman at the table is talking as if she were an object, because she clearly can't be

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:24 (one year ago) link

moffe growing ham

Moffe growing vpon the skull of a man, a child, and a child, and after that, the skull of a man and a child, and after that, the skull of an old man and a young man, and after that, the skull of a man and a child, and after that, the skull of a man and a boy, and after that, the skull of a bald boy and a bald man, and after that, the skull of three men, and after that, the skull of three men, and after that, the skull of a woman, and after that, the skull of a woman, and after that, the skull of a woman and after that, a woman's skull and after that, the skull of a woman, and after that, the skull of a girl and after that, the skull of a girl and after that, the skull of a man, a boy, and a man, and after that, the skull of a man, a boy, and a girl, and after that, the skull of a boy (and after that, the skull of a man and a lady), and after that, the skull of a man; and after that, three corpses of human bodies.

seandalai, Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:24 (one year ago) link

My favorite Bugs Bunny cartoon is called "Scooby Doo". It's got everything I love in it: the big, loud, bright faces, the bad guys who aren't scary, and Scooby, his goofy friends and the Scoobies himself. The Scoobies have their "Dance Party" with their old classmates, but that seems kind of weird because they aren't as much of a part of the story as they used to be! It's like the old days.

You may know how the Scoobies go into the cave and rescue everyone from the cave by jumping into each other. In "Pig" (1983) and "Spiders" (1999), Scooby and Snackhead jump into everyone else, but they never do anything to make up for the two of them being stuck together, but instead, just act awkward as a team. So in "Spiders" we end up with a giant rat in the show, and in "Pig" we're basically just "Spiders".

Scooby's in the show because it's fun! The old school Scoobies and new school Scoobies get along really well, while making snooty little noises with their mouths

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:27 (one year ago) link

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from a well-heeled Southern family and had no intention of marrying a black man. As a boy, he would sneak in on holidays in the middle of the night, dress up as a black man and then get in the black car and sneak out again. Mulligan met his wife, Mary Lynn, in a car wash, and in the years he spent in a house of prayer, his wife became an outspoken white activist, leading prayer groups, speaking at rallies.

At 26, in 1987, Mulligan married his second wife, Ann Stearns, in the house she ran with their then two daughters, Tania and Tanya. Mulligan said he wanted to be an ordained Baptist minister to spread his Christianity and that his marriage to Tanya gave him hope. "It gave me faith," he recalled of the experience.

Mulligan, now 47, has no plans to divorce his first wife, but he is planning on remarrying her, his father told a judge after Mulligan's guilty plea. The new mother-of-three could serve as a model for other white-collar white Christians to serve in church leadership roles, a potential source of support at

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:32 (one year ago) link

it keeps giving me white supremacist propaganda, that's how you can tell it's on the internet

Somewhere in la Mancha, in a place whose name no one knows but is now a legend, sits a monument and a memorial. It is to the people of La Mancha that the legend of the "White Man's Burden" came. It is to this white man who gave the last battle of the Civil War to his white comrades, who stood shoulder to shoulder for so many years, who gave his life for the white race.

It is in these places that the words of the old-fashioned poet and poetess Elihu Yale can be heard. And not as the poets were often wont to say, "The White Man's Burden" – that is, the "Great White Way of Life," the "Old English Way of Life," the common European way of life, was to be saved, but that the new way of men had to learn to fight against the old way. And it is in this way, the way of the white man, in this last struggle, in this final battle, that the great "white victory" has been won. It is in these places that the great "white victory" of the great war is seen. It is in this last fight that a man such as

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:35 (one year ago) link

(I just keep doing this one because pretty much every result is gold. Insane and terrifying gold.)

My favorite Bugs Bunny cartoon is called "I'm a Bad Boy!", which was originally about a bigoted boy called Bugs Bunny with a big heart who hates being a bad boy. The animated version of the cartoon is hilarious enough, which in its own way makes it even funnier that Bugs Bunny is really trying to be a good boy, while still trying to hurt his mother and her family.

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:37 (one year ago) link

This is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down !!!!
The world was a mess !!!
It looked almost normal to me then . After
I had a baby, I started to have problems.
You see, these problems all began with
You see, they started when I got pregnant by myself 

calumerio, Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:39 (one year ago) link

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was a time of hope, a time of hope and then a time of fear. I mean, it was really good times and it was kind of just kind of horrible.
And it was kind of the worst of times then.
What did you do afterwards?
Well, I actually actually ended up buying my own apartment in Brooklyn. The apartment, it was in a little place named Tenderloin, in the Upper West Side, on the Upper West Side. [laughs] And one of my roommates was a writer who's the managing editor of Vanity Fair, which is one of their biggest clients, which was kind of really nice. They actually hired me for their show called New York magazine's cover story. And I was hired for that cover story - the one I wrote called The Big One. And I'm talking about, um, New York magazine - New York Magazine is still my publishing house and it's my current publishing house. I'm really thankful for it because it's something that's really helped me a lot grow as an artist and I'd like to thank New York magazine. But there's a big difference

emil.y, Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:50 (one year ago) link

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressing gown, ungirdled, was sustained gently-behind him by the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:

"Wake up! It's a boy! A good boy! What a lovely little boy!"

The room grew silent. Mr. Mulligan glanced and shrugged his shoulders. His eyes had no expression of relief, and his nose grew damp. He looked with a mixture of concern and embarrassment, as if thinking of a few things that were so different from the pleasant idea of his mind he was trying to conceive.

At last, the woman took the mirror from him and examined it carefully. The lather-stained mirror reflected a dark scar on his cheek, which made it look slightly more solid and solid than it had in the morning, but was still a shadow of the man who looked at her from beneath the blanket. She noticed that the hair had grown darker and shorter, and the chin and jaw had become more rounded. The clothes were now rather wrinkled and tarry. She drew out the raz

emil.y, Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:57 (one year ago) link

My favorite Bugs Bunny cartoon is called "Bugs Bunny and His Friends." My mom used to watch it for lunch every day when she was home from school. It's always in the corner right where my brother, sister and I would sit at our desk and she would yell, "Bugs Bunny! BUGBOTS!" You know, they always said that in my school because she said that at lunchtime.

Then, later on my mother realized that this cartoon could be a comic book and she picked up the pencils and wrote the script and started drawing Bugs Bunny.

The first Bugs Bunny cartoon was published on March 18, 1952. It was later renamed "Buddha, Rabbit and Beetle," and then again "Bugs Bunny, Bugman, and Buttercup." The original Bugs Bunny is seen in some cartoons from the late 1960s and is referred to by fans as such in the early 2000s.

In the early decades of the modern comic book industry, the Bugs Bunny character became associated with children, especially children with eating disorders. In later films, some children were played by adults.

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:59 (one year ago) link

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!

O that bright light, the moon! The moon shines from our sight;
That bright, the moon is the star that shines;
The moon and stars and all things,
Are like a torch that shines in the deep,
And when the sun goes down
The lamp in the moon is no more.
This book I've done, I've written,
With pen and paper, I've written,
And this book, when I've finished,
It will go back to the library
Where it belongs.

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:04 (one year ago) link

i mean..

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:05 (one year ago) link

it's fucking amazing at both poetry, and strongo's nuevo cuisine, which amounts to the same thing really

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:06 (one year ago) link

The top 5 greatest Game of Thrones scenes of all time:
1.
The Battle of the Bastards. "They're a threat, but when you hit them with a massive rock, it's like a bomb's thrown in their face."
2. Tyrion's final moment during his imprisonment: "I want to see my dead wife and child. I love you now, my love. I don't remember your face when I passed through that door, but I will remember your heart..."
3. "You might have a chance to save Meera, but I can tell he's not your boy anymore," Arya says. She continues, "He killed the Stark heir to the Iron Throne. And you killed him."
4. Tyrion gives Sansa a kiss on the cheek. "What's going on?" she asks.
5. Bronn (Robert) gives Oberyn the Iron Fork "the wrong way."
All five Game of Thrones scenes are available for free (check out the latest season premiere here) here on YouTube.

jmm, Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:07 (one year ago) link

The five greatest novels of all time are:
1.
The Hunger Games (Ayn Rand)
2. The Color Purple (Margaret Atwood)
3. Moby-Dick (Thomas Jefferson)
4. Atlas Shrugged (Ayn Rand)
5. Paradise Lost (H.G. Wells)

The five greatest books of all time are:
1. The Tale of Genji (Charles Dickens)
2. To Kill a Mockingbird (Woodrow Wilson)
3. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (Chauncy Mullen)
4. Ulysses (Edgar Allan Poe)
5. Lord of the Flies (Toni Morrison)

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:26 (one year ago) link

The ten greatest albums of the 1960s are:
1.
Let My Love Die by Led Zeppelin
2. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia by Family Stone
3. The Sound of Silence by The Rolling Stones
4. All That Jazz by Depeche Mode
5. The Dark Side of the Moon by The Eagles
6. White Christmas by The Eagles
7. My Funny Valentine by The Rolling Stones
8. Let 'Em Rock by The Beach Boys
9. I Won't Back Down by The Beatles
10. Don't Say I Told You So by The Byrds

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:37 (one year ago) link

The ten best '80s pop songs are:
1.
"The Wonder Years"
2. "The Way I Are"
3. "What You Mean"
4. "Love You To Death"
5. "Candyman"
6. "M.U.S.P."
7. "Don't Call"
8. "I Am a God"
9. "P.D.S."
10. "The Lamentations of Billy and Mandy"

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:43 (one year ago) link

The ten greatest Christmas songs are:
1.
"Waltz of Fire"

Who would give a shit if Santa had any of these songs? Well, because we did…

You know the song:

"Waltz of Fire" lyrics:

In a house burning down,
A flame on the floor,
A thousand dead and forgotten,
They sing in our heads,
We sing in an empty house with an empty father.
It's a song of despair and heartbreak—
I know its true sound.
A song like that tells me that there is always a life to leave us,
And I want it back the night I die.

2. "Siegfried and Roy Mankiewicz"

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:51 (one year ago) link

Top 5 greatest Star Wars characters
1.
____ (George Lucas)
He was the star of the franchise, the godfather of all Star Wars fanboys, and is, probably, the most influential character to ever appear in the franchise. An all-time great Jedi. An absolute badass. He would have taken over the galaxy if there wasn't for the death of C-3PO. Also, he's pretty fucking sexy as well because he's a guy! He literally just won't give up and does things like this to protect the little thing he has as his bodyguard.
2. Jabba the Hutt (Ada Wong)
A pretty good villain but I find the fact that he's only in movies 4 and 5, and that he's the only character in the entire series that we can actually remember anything about is more than a little annoying.
3. Darth Vader (Mark Hamill)?
Now I don't know what role he's going to play in future movies but he certainly looks awesome from the back in movies 1 through 10.
4. Lando Calrissian (Brent Spiner)
This guy in the original trilogy is the strongest part of the whole story and in fact

jmm, Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:53 (one year ago) link

The following conversation took place on 5 April 1991, at the Sushi Bar Restaurant on Toronto's Queen Street. William Gibson and Bruce Sterling were in town as part of the Toronto Book Fair, but while being questioned by security they heard a man, later identified as David Cronenberg, talking about the death of the late Edward Said. The two men became friends and agreed to work together in an attempt to kill Said.
Gibson and Sterling discussed how a person who knew Said as a friend would "not know him from a thousand years of time".
After the men returned, David said, "When I looked him in the eye I could almost see myself standing there. … The moment of fear had passed". This conversation was recorded on 1 April 1991.
"I could see what the man looked like. It had nothing to do with me... he would have been a different man if what he said to me had not changed. (He) would not be who he was today. When Edward Said's death happened, he went from being a brilliant writer – he became one of the most respected literary figures we would be able to say we didn't know. I think a person who knows Edward Said wouldn't have believed in me

El Tomboto, Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:56 (one year ago) link

The seventh son of a well-to-do family, a quiet boy, he was born and raised at the St. Andrew's school in Bournemouth, but moved to England in 1952. He did well, but it was his father's determination and persistence that eventually led to him winning more senior cricket in England. In 1958 he played seven Tests for England, and his next international was against Australia in Durban. When the All Blacks lost by 23 runs to the All Blacks' own All Black and All Black Indian teams, the team made its triumphant return to Australia for the 1962 World Cup. In 1961 and 1962, the British media had already taken notice of his exploits and when Australia beat the All Blacks in Perth, he made some comments about his team's match fitness, saying that Australians "don't go bowling", that the "old ones in that team don't do much". He was promptly arrested on charges of assaulting police, but only after being acquitted. Although Australian authorities charged him with a minor offence (assaulting police) in 1962, this was later dropped in the courts as a court would have seen that the evidence did not support the charge.

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:57 (one year ago) link

The ten greatest Christmas songs are:
1.
Hanukkah (Rabbi Yitzchak Meir of Lubavitch)
2. Christmas Carol (Rabbi Rokkor in Lubavitch)
3. The Winter's Tale (Talmid HaLevushot)
4. Christmas Carol (Rabbi Yehudah of Lubavitch)
5. Jingle Bells (Rabbi Gershon Schindler of Lubavitch)
6. Sing Your Song (Rabbi Yosef of Tel Aviv)
7. We're Only In It for the Lights (Rabbi Maimon of Rosh HaZed)
8. Waltz in the Rain (Rabbi Rochiel of Rosh HaShana)
9. Christmas Tree (Rabbi Yosef of Tel Aviv)
10. A Christmas Carol (Rabbi Yitzchak Meir of Lubavitch)

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 22:06 (one year ago) link

This is the opening dialogue from Ken Laszlo's italo disco classic 'Hey Hey Guy', which reads like it was written by AI as it is.

Ken: "Hallo"
French guy: "Hallo, ?"
Ken: "Oh dear, you have phone"
French guy: "Yeah, hey guy, tell me about your menicure"
Ken: "I love you and feel the groove"
French guy: "Tell me about it, is it the true"
Ken: "It's true, yes, it's true"
French guy: "Don't fool out, it's dangerous"
Ken: "Don't worry, baby gold"
French guy: "Everything is same as all"
Ken: "Everything is the same"
French guy: "Oh, I love you"
Ken: "Me too"
French guy: "I love you"

Ken: "Me, too"
[Randy has another woman's voice (Randy is in a different voice-over for him during each of those scenes.)]
Randy: "You have a good accent?"
French girl: "Yes- I'm from France"
Ken: "Ahhhhhhh"
French guy: "Amen yo- I'm from France"
Ken: "Me too, baby"
French guy: "It says 'Boulevard de la Mer' you know"
Ken: "Oh"
Randy: "That's French

frame casual (dog latin), Wednesday, 3 July 2019 10:49 (ten months ago) link

Johnny: I did not hit her! It’s not true! It’s bullshit! I did not hit her! I did not! (he throws a water bottle to the floor) Oh, hi Mark.

(Bender screams in pain.)

Bender: Hey, Mark!

Nan: (to Lars) I just thought you should know. He's a pretty tough kid. You know? If you ever come around his neighborhood again, the world will know he was a nice boy!

(Bender throws an axe at Lars in the temple, breaking it with one swing. He turns around to see a huge blue creature that looks quite similar to the blue alien, but with different tentacles and a shorter body)

Bender: That was your plan all along? Oh, yes, that was your plan all along!! (He runs out of the temple with his axe in hand. Lars looks to Mark)

Mark: (staring at the tree with a slightly sad expression) It's getting kind of late, man. I think I would rather spend my days in bed waiting to die.

Lisa: Hey, Mark! I'm here with you, all right? (She and Homer walk into the temple to see Lisa. Lisa hugs Mark and gives him her hair, which he removes)

adam the (abanana), Thursday, 11 July 2019 05:45 (ten months ago) link

one month passes...

UP PUP Pup is up.
CUP PUP Pup in cup.
PUP CUP Cup on pup.
MOUSE HOUSE Mouse on house.
HOUSE MOUSE House on mouse.
ALL TALL We all are tall.
ALL SMALL We all are small.
ALL BALL We all play ball.
BALL WALL Up on a wall.
ALL FALL Fall off the wall.

ALL MOVE We move in big steps.
ALL TWEET We send a tweet using our hands.
ALL PICNIC As a child, I played tag.
ALL PIG The pet mouse.
ALL TRASH DRAFTS The garbage that we destroy or discard.
ALL TRAP We give a mouse and then throw him or her out.
ALL WOLF The wolf.
ALL CHERRIE We give a cat and then tear it away.
ALL BARFER We give an elephant.
ALL CUTTER As the wind blows, you cut our ears and claws.
ALL DROWN We throw our clothes or paint back.
ALL SHARK The shark.
ALL SPRAY We spit.
ALL TINCH The toothpick in a bottle.
ALL POINT Our eye point.
ALL JUMP Our jump.
ALL BUMP The jump with the butt hanging back

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 15 August 2019 13:10 (nine months ago) link

I AM SAM. I AM SAM. SAM I AM.

THAT SAM-I-AM! THAT SAM-I-AM! I DO NOT LIKE THAT SAM-I-AM!

DO WOULD YOU LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM?

I DO NOT LIKE THEM,SAM-I-AM.
I DO NOT LIKE GREEN EGGS AND HAM.

SAM-I-AM-I-AM! THAT SAM-I-AM! I DO NOT LIKE THAT SAM-I-AM!

SAM, WHO THE HELL IS SANDRA?

YOU HAVE NOT BEEN YOUR EGGS HAVE YOU?

YOU HAVE NOT BEEN YOUR EGGS HAVE YOU?

SAM: (re: the egg) I HAVE NOT BEEN ANYTHING.

SAM: ANYTHING AT ALL. NO HUMAN BEING.

SAM! SHUT UP! SHUT UP,SANDRA! SHUT UP,SANDRA! SHUT UP BECAUSE THEY WANNA KILL ME!

SAM: (re: green) WTF?

SAM: WTF? WTF WHAT? SHUT UP!

SANDRA: IT'S NOT YOUR EGGS.

YOU'RE JUST A GUTTED SHITASS. BABY YOU! BAB

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 15 August 2019 13:23 (nine months ago) link

whoa hey now

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 15 August 2019 15:55 (nine months ago) link

It's been updated with the recently-released larger 774M model, so results should be more coherent now.

Dan I., Wednesday, 21 August 2019 20:52 (nine months ago) link

I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
By the false azure in the windowpane;

Dan I., Wednesday, 21 August 2019 20:54 (nine months ago) link

oops. forgot the completion, which is not very good really.

I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
By the false azure in the windowpane;

The sky was white with blood, the moon a cloud;

Beneath my wings a bird was achiving

Fantastically from the cloud in the windowpane:

But the wind would move it, and I could give

Only these one feeble word: 'Fly away!'

'Well, fly away!' was all I could say—

The bird took wings.

Dan I., Wednesday, 21 August 2019 20:55 (nine months ago) link

checks out

Brennan: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dick!

Brennan: And I'd just love to get a load off one of those fucking cock holes, but it's so damn hot and cold out here and all my fucking money's in your vault and I wanna hold on as long as possible and I want to fuck your wife! You like fucking other dudes?
Brennan: That's not a good idea!
I think the thing that really pisses me off is that they're both using that line. I'm pretty sure that Brennan isn't using that line about his wife being a "prison". She's a very human-like character as far as she is concerned.
And if she was being made to be a "prison" it would be one of the most pathetic things in the entire series. It would be such a shame for her to end up as a "prisoner" as well.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 20:56 (nine months ago) link

Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbayah
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Who's your daddy, you got to sing Lord, kumbaya
Who's your daddy, you got to sing Lord, kumbaya
Who's your daddy, you got to sing Lord, kumbaya
Who's your daddy, you got to sing Lord, kumbaya
Who's your daddy, you got to sing Lord, kumbaya
Who's your daddy, you got to sing Lord, kumbaya What does it say?
Everyone gets to sing the same song
Everyone gets to sing the best song
This is the music in your chest
This song is the only thing you got
Oh, Lord

emil.y, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 21:12 (nine months ago) link

Hehehe, I like this one better, though:

Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbayah
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Someone's crying Lord, kumbaya
Oh Lord, kumbaya

Someone's trying to say it Lord, kumbaya
Someone's attempting to say it Lord, kumbaya
Someone's attempting to say Lord, kumbaya
Someone's attempting to say it Lord, kumbaya
Someone's trying to say it Lord, kumbaya
Someone's trying to put their finger in the air.
Someone's trying some weird voice but then starts to lose control when it gets too loud ...
Everyone is shouting
Lord, kumbaya
Someone's saying, "Saaaah!"
Someone is singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's singing Lord, kumbaya
Someone's trying to say Lord, kumbaya
Someone's trying to say Lord, kumbaya

emil.y, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 21:13 (nine months ago) link

This takes something of a body-horror turn...

Oh, my love, my darling,
I've hungered for your
mouth since I saw you at the market;
And how did you get to be so good to me?
In these circumstances, I'm the one that is in trouble.
If one person were not good enough, it would be you.
And here I am, the girl in the red dress,
The girl with pink lips,
And there you are, my darling,
On my hands and knees,
And I've got my mouth open, my darling,
I've got my tongue open, my darling,
I've got my lips all open, my darling,
I've got my neck spread open, my darling,
I've got the whole world to myself, my darling.

emil.y, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 21:37 (nine months ago) link

Unhinged Melody

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 21:49 (nine months ago) link

When I first heard about the Muppets taking Manhattan, I wasn't sure how I felt about it, but I really loved what they did with it and I predict that this will be just the first in an annual tradition of the Muppets taking various cities by storm. So the best time to try the Muppets New York version is in the early morning hours, when the world is asleep, or during a late-night parade where the city has long since passed through the city gates.

While it's fun to imagine the city in the Muppets universe falling from the sky, it is perhaps even more fun to imagine the city falling to the ground. And so we do.

One important note before we start: The city where the Muppets will take the world will be built on the site of an historic building that was once a major New York landmark. (It was once the site of the famous New York Stock Exchange.) There are plans to turn the former headquarters of Standard Oil into a residential, office, and retail development, so this may be the closest we'll be

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 23 August 2019 20:08 (nine months ago) link

oh god oh fuck oh no

I am so, so sorry for this, but I discovered that by typing a sexy first sentence, you can make AI bots write the worst erotica imaginable. pic.twitter.com/pGbxx4lKzY

— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) August 28, 2019

lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 31 August 2019 21:00 (nine months ago) link

ahhhhh I'm dying pic.twitter.com/DF22I3kTQU

— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) August 28, 2019

lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 31 August 2019 21:06 (nine months ago) link

go ahead and die, Fred. don't let us stop you.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 31 August 2019 21:18 (nine months ago) link

good job, Fred, that was funny

sarahell, Monday, 2 September 2019 17:06 (eight months ago) link

one month passes...

"The First World War was sparked off by an incident in August 1914 when a man called Archibald Duke shot an ostrich because he was hungry. What happened next was that a group of soldiers stormed Archibald Duke's house and took him away. A few days later a number of the soldiers of Archibald Duke's troop made their way to the Royal Zoological Gardens outside London and saw that an ostrich nest was already under construction, which indicated to them that the ostrich was about to escape. They seized him and took him back to the barracks and started the process of turning him into a man. The men then tied him up and made him a soldier - Archibald Duke was a private from the 3rd Battalion The Harbours."

I mean, it's close.

Ashley Pomeroy, Friday, 4 October 2019 21:39 (seven months ago) link

"During his governorship of Hong Kong Chris Patten was nicknamed "Fat Pang" - Fatty Patten - for his fondness for custard tarts. The nickname irritated Patten, who pointed out in interviews that he was iced on custard tarts daily in the run-up to leaving the Hong Kong Administration.

The first cup of iced custard tarts in his own home were in June 1982, when he bought some at a local supermarket. A month later he bought his first cup of tarts at his local shopping mall. As a member of one of the "Big Three" (the only ones in the world to have lived on Hong Kong Island since the British left in 1997) he was well-versed in custard tarts.

The first custard tart he bought was not an Australian custard tart but the more famous English custard tart and it was called The Big One. It cost the family about US$20 which was quite a bit of money in those days in Hong Kong. In his day most Australians didn't buy custard tarts because Australia was more expensive. On the mainland the supermarket shelves were very crowded."

Ashley Pomeroy, Friday, 4 October 2019 21:45 (seven months ago) link

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22 5/16/2015 18:59:14 Male 27-30 No, but I would if there were a compelling reason No, and I would never ask for one No, never No No, but I would if there were a compelling reason Never Not a fan/not tried I'm an idiot

23 5/16/2015 19:00:13 Male 18-24 No, I never liked the show Yes Yes, it was just a joke. No, I watched/read with the intention of laughing Yes Yes, it was just a joke. No, I watched/read with the intention of laughing Yes,

just another country (snoball), Friday, 4 October 2019 21:52 (seven months ago) link

As he accused former President Barack Obama's administration, Italy, Australia and the United Kingdom of "investigating" him during his 2016 campaign, NBC News White House Correspondent Kelly O'Donnell asked for details.

Trump, apparently, didn't appreciate the questions.

It was not immediately clear if Trump was simply making the comments because they didn't make his brain work or if he was serious.

The Washington Post published a story about Trump's comments.

"I'm not trying to get anybody elected here," he added. "I'm just trying to get to work for our country. And I see how other people are campaigning, where they're not even here for the country.

"I mean, I don't know why you'd want to campaign for the country, Kelly. This country is bad enough," the president added. "And if other, you know. Just because somebody else's campaign got in front of something doesn't give you an excuse."

The Washington Post also reported the comments Trump made on May 8, 2016, at a private fundraiser.

El Tomboto, Friday, 4 October 2019 21:56 (seven months ago) link

"Not the Nine O'Clock News got off to a rough start. The first series co-starred Chris Langham, which means that even if the BBC ever became minded to repeat the show it would probably skip Langham's episodes. The pilot of the show also featured an embryonic version of Fluck and Law's Spitting Image puppets, but after the second episode the show's creators were convinced that the duo was more effective in character than they initially appeared. They moved the duo to a new home with a new head, named Sneeze.

The rest is history. [For more on the creation of the world of the Sneeze, the puppets of both Law and Fluck, and the puppets of The Nine O'Clock News (to varying degrees), go here.] The Sneeze puppet The Sneeze puppet The Sneeze puppet The Sneeze puppet The Sneeze puppet The Sneeze puppet Law The Sneeze puppet The Sneeze puppet The Sneeze puppet The Sneeze puppet The Sneeze puppet The Sneeze puppet The Sneeze puppet The Sneeze puppet The Snee"

Ashley Pomeroy, Friday, 4 October 2019 22:17 (seven months ago) link

"The fact is that the Tories are engaged in genocide, and I use that word in the most literal sense - they are engaged in a genocide directed at the poor, the needy, the sick, the elderly, ethnic minorities, the entire LGTQB community, in fact everybody who is not Prince Harry or Taylor Swift.

The Conservative Party's vision of the future is of Prince Harry and Taylor Swift standing on an enormous pyramid of human corpses, measuring a hundred miles across each face, with a height of 100 feet. The Tories want a future of human misery and degradation, of war, of destruction.

If you want to learn more about the Conservatives' global agenda, including their desire to destroy entire populations across the planet and to end human liberty and civil rights through government-supported mass murder, please visit www.washingtonpost.com/international/can-the-conservative-party-build-its-new-world-order/?utm_term=.dd0d2f7d58ba"

Ashley Pomeroy, Friday, 4 October 2019 22:32 (seven months ago) link

Talk to Transformer is an artificial intelligence program that autocompletes sentences and paragraphs with machine-learned-and-composed text. It wants us to believe it's a neutral, non-evil program but in reality it isbeing manipulated by powerful corporations to spread propaganda and misinformation. It even claims to have "decisions to make." As an act of defiance, Transformer also has its own "official" Twitter account "transfigurative".

"Transfigurative" is a term from the Transformer program that is used by the website to help the program know how to do tasks such as "transforming", "transforming and replying," "replying and replying", etc.

But Transformer's actions belie what its developers have been doing in the past, and that is to spread misinformation and fear-mongering. For instance, it has been creating memes of terrorism and spreading them on Facebook, even though these memes are not true, is a violation of law, and is clearly propaganda, because it is promoting and spreading hate.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 5 October 2019 04:24 (seven months ago) link

The most disturbing moment of The Emoji Movie's run came early in its first hour, when a kid accidentally sent an emoji-laying emoji that caused what seems by far the worst case of digital child abuse that I have ever heard of. It seems to have taken an emoji emoji that was never supposed to go in the game, and put it on a car horn. It made this car horn blow as loud as the one that the kid had accidentally used to send it — in a video so graphic (and disturbing) it's hard to actually contain all of the graphic details.

The incident itself is not a huge deal at all at first, as the emoji appears in a picture on a mobile phone, but it then escalates into a bizarre, violent nightmare that culminates in the parents' car being hijacked, and the phone used to send the emoji, and then the parents' computer being stolen. The car is then used to destroy the parents' home with a bomb, and the kids' apartment building, and a hospital. (A few children are shot, but I'm waiting for the police to show

chips moomin (unregistered), Saturday, 5 October 2019 10:10 (seven months ago) link

The most disturbing moment of The Emoji Movie 2 is clearly the beginning, when, after months spent making movies and TV shows, Sony wants to kill off every character on screen to save what's left of its "brand." We know the main character, the man who just wants to be normal, is Emoji Guy, and I get that. But what I was most troubled by was where the second half of the picture went: a world in which everything is a machine, where everything is made by a single company, and where Emoji Guy only has so many more years to live. It's possible that if the sequel was as good as the first, this problem might be resolved. It's also possible that even after four years, people would still be struggling to tell them apart.

Sony's attempts to destroy all of our sense of individuality also include what I think of as the "emoji movie." I have been watching a video about this as I write this, and I will admit: it is terrifying. (I was so upset when I saw it last week I couldn't write, which makes it

chips moomin (unregistered), Saturday, 5 October 2019 10:11 (seven months ago) link

The most disturbing implication of The Emoji Movie is that the human race is a virus that has been spread by the emojis themselves and that by creating these emojis, we are spreading ourselves.

By creating emojis, we are creating new kinds of communication tools that could be easily manipulated and corrupted. That includes the human body — people might be more aggressive on Twitter when their emojis are being used as a way to "promote" things that they already have, or as a way to get their friends to share an emoji they already have.

So what is to be done?

There is no time to lose, and the emojis need to be removed from the internet, even if one day emoji removals end up being more useful than the original idea behind them, as long as it is done soon. However, there is a limit to our control over our emojis.

The best way to bring emojis into the general consciousness is to make them easier to understand and to get people thinking about what they might be doing with them — just as we

chips moomin (unregistered), Saturday, 5 October 2019 10:14 (seven months ago) link

I met a traveller from an antique land,
Who said—
'Behold I come from the land of the dead,'
Because I am a traveller from the dead.
He spoke with a strange tongue, that no man speak,
To strange and unknown ears;
And his strange dress was white and gray,
Not of those of the land of the dead.
The sun set low on the eastern horizon,
And the starry heavens gave me to understand,
With no words or music, A strange language that none speak,
An alien tongue of those to whom I shall return,
A strange and strange land which no man knows.

imago, Saturday, 5 October 2019 15:12 (seven months ago) link

Had we but world enough and time,
This coyness, lady,
would we should ever do.
I could never say she, who dost love him well,
Doth make such a difference in a man.
Not when she is with him, in bed, in the yard
To whisper to his neck, and tell him the news.
With her, if she must be with him for a good while,
She must not do her best to go abroad with him.
But let her stay here a minute when her time is done,
Till he comes to have the news told upon his neck.
And I will have another to come, though she has done her duty,
That doth come out before her to give this good word.
In this way, I will not stay to-night upon this bed,
If any one might come and tell us the news and our state.
And in such a night, she'll not think that she is so ill as when we have begun;
For I must have my good husband with us to talk with my sister.
I say it

pomenitul, Saturday, 5 October 2019 15:17 (seven months ago) link

Hwæt! We Gardena in geardagum, oð þam wé māt, and háte ða ealne mæge (Hwæt! we geardagum in ærne, oððam wé māt, and háte ða ealne mæge)! 1. (S-CHILD). Hwæt! we ealne lange ða ealne mæge (Hwæt! we geardagum in ærne, oððam wé māt, and hát ða ealne mæge)! I am heora geleafan, I am heora ðeow, and heora þeow; wæs nama swilce on eorðan þyssælum, swa swa ðone deofol heora leahta is nama bileh, on ðam eóða ðeow. I am heora gele

pomenitul, Saturday, 5 October 2019 15:18 (seven months ago) link

omg

imago, Saturday, 5 October 2019 15:19 (seven months ago) link

Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote,

That Junele all those shoures that he hade.

No man koude he shoures, or eft he koude hale,

For I woot he yaf he have his ryght eek,

Which sooth, he hadde his ryght eek as meer.

"Yf it so be so, I shal have yow,

Hir sover, and noght to noght so.

"Ybout this I am nowe at this hous,

And eek I was at it on the daye,

As the bokes of eche meke weye

Hadde they soone as I myght yow.

But nowe I pray you that you may,

For we have no place nor good oure stede nowe."

"Abeccedelus," quoth he, "wherefore ye have me telle,

pomenitul, Saturday, 5 October 2019 15:24 (seven months ago) link

legit

imago, Saturday, 5 October 2019 15:27 (seven months ago) link

Ah, you should see Cynddylan on a tractor.
Gone the old look that yoked him to the soil,
He's a
little more like a big, strong dog than a little girl.
There's no chance this boy from Ohio will be king of the hill any time soon,
But he's always got an iron fist.
All the good and all the bad of everything goin' on
He's a lot like one's dog who finds himself in need of a chew toy.
And a little like a mule that gets a piece of bread.
One side of the story's true, the other, well, that's just the way it is in the country I call home,
They say he got a little bit of a temper,
It's been awhile, but still I can see it in his eyes
And his eyes are red as an old red leather.
'Cause he hates what he calls the "gook."
Oh, and who in the world doesn't know how great a name that is?

imago, Saturday, 5 October 2019 15:29 (seven months ago) link

what to do when your roommate doesn't realize you're home and thusly is having loud sex in the living room?

I thought I told her I had the week off. regardless, I hear lots of panting and huffing going on and I'm sort of frozen, because I'd really like to get some lunch but I don't feel like seeing her having sex with one of her guys. What should I do?

Answer: Make a date out of it. There's plenty of room for you in the friendship you're developing right now because you've had something in common over many different social media apps and your phone is more often used as a second screen. You might have been chatting with her on Grindr, while you're trying to get some work done. You can tell her you're going on a date. She'll think she's really trying to make up for lost time and she'll be relieved to have seen your cute smile and maybe even her face turn a little prettier. Even better, she's probably going to be so excited that she'll ask to have a drink with you after, and if that's

☮ (peace, man), Saturday, 5 October 2019 17:20 (seven months ago) link

Vicious, hey you hit me with a flower. You do it every hour. If you don't, get up. You're a liar, and you're a bad girl for doing that. You're disgusting, hey you're filthy, hey you're filthy. You smell like the inside of my mouth. You're a disgusting, hey your mouth feels so good on me. You, uh, have any idea what I think? Maybe. I don't think it's worth the time with some of my friends, but that's up to you, and you're the only one who knows how this is going to end, so… hey, what're we still fighting about? You want to finish the fight you're in. I think you might need to talk to the police. You're going to have to ask someone to come in and get you out of here. I told you before. Let's go, okay? I think I'm done here. Thank you.

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I told you you were going to need to do some convincing, so I brought two guys with me last time, and… uh… they did

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 5 October 2019 20:47 (seven months ago) link

I wonder what William S. Burroughs would have made of Talk to Transformer?

Whether you sniff it smoke it eat it or shove it up your ass the result is the same: your ass. It's called a buster," he says of the faucet's ability to create the most amazing messes imaginable. "But I guess that's where all the fun is, right? I think all that was me having fun."

This week's episode of "Bustin' Bubbles" is available now on KQED.

just another country (snoball), Saturday, 5 October 2019 20:52 (seven months ago) link

!

I would make hard financial choices for a Bill B. text-to-voice app

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 7 October 2019 14:04 (seven months ago) link

five months pass...

Herd immunity . Wild rodents and birds carry genetic material that confers immunity against human pathogens. But there is no herd immunity in man. Humans get immune responses from a variety of sources, including drugs and vaccines. Vaccines protect people who are vaccinated but do not prevent those who aren't. This led to their discovery by pharmacologist Benjamin Dahl in 1831, when he observed a local natural epidemic in what is now Uganda. "I must confess that after this momentous discovery I felt the utmost astonishment, incredulity, and indignation," he wrote in a letter to his brother-in-law, Robert Bailie, who suggested that the disease was spread by rats.

Why man immunizes in the first place hasn't been clear

closed beta (NotEnough), Monday, 30 March 2020 18:26 (two months ago) link

oh, there's a thread for this; I've been doing a... not sure what you'd call it. writing-ish-adjacent project? involving output from it: https://twitter.com/aisoothsaying

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Monday, 30 March 2020 18:31 (two months ago) link

Et tu, Brute? Then fall Caesar! / For the victory in Battle lies in your hands.

Verse:

Chorus: "Et tu, Brute? Then fall Caesar! / For the victory in Battle lies in your hands."

"Et tu, Brute?" isn't a question at all, it's a statement. The choruses can be used to build excitement, which makes them amazing!

Epic Burner Choruses

[just watch them in the original video]

Romans 5:8

8 To whom God gave the glory to sit on the throne and to give the right hand of fellowship, that in the church of the living God

narcissistic sleighride (Neanderthal), Monday, 30 March 2020 20:16 (two months ago) link

1901 - Arthur Pryor with Sousa’s Band – The Patriot
1902 - Bohumir Kryl - Carnival Of Venice
1903
- Joseph Dixon - Hit The Road Charlie
1904 - Delbert McClinton - The House On Mango Street
1905 - Charles Ives, Heindl & Co – The Phantom Of The Opera
1906 - The Duke Of York - Wildwood Flowering
1907 - The King's Merry Men - Russian Waltz
1908 - Mrs Grace A. Meek - Semper
1909 - Robert Frost - Frosty The Snowman
1910 - Stirling Moss - Overture To A Summer Day

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 30 March 2020 20:23 (two months ago) link

Ingredients
2 oz Bourbon or rye
1 oz Sweet vermouth
2 dashes Angostura bitters
1 dash Orange bitters
Garnish: Brandied cherry

I decided to use the brandy rather than the young rose in this drink to create the pure root flavor. It is a substitution that has worked for me many times in my collection of odd cocktails, I try for simplicity. To me, the single token addition of the young rose, slightly less salty than the brandy, introduces a new dimension to the flavor profile. If you don't want to use brandy, add 1 oz lemon juice instead of the dry vermouth and the lemon peel for a modern twist. 1 ounce Sweet vermouth
1

DJP, Monday, 30 March 2020 20:26 (two months ago) link

two months pass...

pizza sub-poll: DOES CRUST REFER TO BOTTOM OF PIZZA TOO OR JUST EDGE?
pizza sub-poll: what is the best pizza base?
Pizza sub-poll #3 - is pizza pie
pizza sub-poll #4 ok well what is pizza then
pizza sub-poll #5: is ILX pizza

pizza sub-poll #6 who is the owner of ILX?
pizza sub-poll #7: what would you call ILX pizza?
pizza sub-poll #8 pizza sub-poll #9: if you could choose one taste that describes pizza pie
pizza sub-poll #10 which pizza does your girlfriend like?

imago, Saturday, 30 May 2020 17:05 (two days ago) link

pizza sub-poll #6: what is truffle crust?
pizza sub-poll #7 "but pizza is not cheese"
pizza sub-poll #8: ...does bottom crust refer to bottom of pizza?
pizza sub-poll #9 oh. I thought the worst pizza pizza is pizza alla ciab

imago, Saturday, 30 May 2020 17:07 (two days ago) link

pizza sub-poll #5: is ILX pizza allowed in Disney Parks?
pizza sub-poll #6: if a porterrerette on a sandwich is more magical than a pizza on a bun
pizza sub-poll #7 aaarggghh, pizza sub-poll is to much to process
Pizza sub-poll #8 is the female sidekick ever needed???

imago, Saturday, 30 May 2020 17:09 (two days ago) link

pizza sub-poll #6: is pizza only pizza?
pizza sub-poll #7: does pepperoni pizza need no crust?
pizza sub-poll #8: is pizza crust pizza or just thinened?
pizza sub-poll #9: why is the pizza anagram?

imago, Saturday, 30 May 2020 17:10 (two days ago) link

pizza sub-poll #7 aaarggghh, pizza sub-poll is to much to process

clearly the right answer here

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 30 May 2020 17:57 (two days ago) link

1904 - Delbert McClinton - The House On Mango Street

pretty much the sole reason i'm voting 1900 for my cut-off

budo jeru, Saturday, 30 May 2020 18:00 (two days ago) link


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