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your 11 favourite songs of the moment, fuck. [Started by m. (mitchlnw) in May 2004, last updated three hours ago by breastcrawl on I Love Music] 4 new answers
What are koalas and can we eat them? [Started by Joe in June 2001, last updated three hours ago by mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length) on I Love Everything] 16 new answers
puns that you had missed [Started by ursa in 1998, last updated three hours ago by sassboy on I Love Everything] 15 new answers
What was it like for you to go through your first pregnancy? [Started by m. in July 2002, last updated three hours ago by boarbear in May 2001, last updated 30 minutes ago by greg on I Love Music] 11 new answers

My life aspires to be like you (1,3,6) [Started by m. (mitchlnw) in May 2004, last updated by nippleman in the comments] 13 new answers
Have you ever had a sexual experience with a horse? If not, does this have an important message? [Started by m. in May 2008, last updated 14 minutes ago by dave_jones on I Love the Music] -3 new replies
Which song was your favourite when you were a teenager? [Started by m. in April 2004

― mick signals, Sunday, May 26, 2019 4:47 PM (forty-five minutes ago)

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:33 (two years ago) link

singularity: reached

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:38 (two years ago) link

wait where's Puff from Brazil??

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:39 (two years ago) link

The best way to trick your parents is to pretend you're dead.

The most effective "skeleton" I've found, over an extended period of time, is "living with the dead." This is when your skeleton has been declassified and you're told you're "only dead for a day" and/or "dead forever." My "living with the dead" exercise is to think about your body as alive and alive dead. Think of it like a car whose trunk will slowly collapse in on itself and will not move much. The car is still alive and just moving in a controlled manner. I've found this to help me when I do an elaborate exercise like "getting back on the couch." I just sit, watch TV and then I can get back to it. Once you start the exercise, just sit there watching TV and get up and move around the couch.

After that you can try to take your "skeleton" (tortured soul) to a different living situation, but it's better to not go "all crazy" and just try to escape.

Once you've made this exercise a habit do whatever you'd like with it.

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:43 (two years ago) link

Tom, delete ILX now! ILX should look better, but it still won't compile anymore.

I didn't see it, but you can't actually use a different version of the same class. What does ILX do?

Well, first of all, we are defining the interface we use, which is a mixin. What this means is, if we are defining one type interface with type alias, then we will use type alias, when we have two of that type, that interface. So it's like this for the list of things we can do with your interface, and other types can use it too. Like say we have the type

enum {A = 5, B = 50};

This means when we want to do something like create a class, we will define the interface. For instance, our list looks like

enum {A = 1, B = 2};

Now, type alias is for convenience, what do you mean by that? A type alias can be used to create or delete a certain type, but what's interesting with this is type alias is not a type. You know when you see

int a = 10;

And you think to yourself

TS The Students vs. The Regents (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:45 (two years ago) link

havent't seen any posts from boarbear in a hot minute, hope he's ok :(

― lispectah deck (unregistered), Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:50 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

holy shit

― jmm, Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:50 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boarbear is in the hospital

― jmm, Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:50 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boarbear is ok

― lispectah deck (unregistered), Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:53 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boarbear is not ok.

― lispectah deck (unregistered), Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:53 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the cat is ok.

― jmm, Sunday, May 26, 2019 12:53 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

boarbear's a virgin?

― l

jmm, Sunday, 26 May 2019 17:58 (two years ago) link

WHAT DID THE CAT DO TO BOARBEAR??!

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:07 (two years ago) link

1. Inpropagation
2. Corporal Jigsore Quandary
3. Symposium Of Sickness
4. Pedigree Butchery
5. Incarnated Solvent Abuse
6. Carneous Cacoffiny
7. Lavaging Expectorate Of Lysergide Composition

8. Lateral Ingestion To Lysis Of Sodomyces Or Orchidism
9. The Cessation Of The Life Process
10. The Extermination Of The Genitive Case Of
11. Bacterial Wounds Of The Nerves Of The Earth
11. An Unholy Combination Of The Curses And The Wounds Of The Land Of Death
11. The First Man To Die After A Lymphatic Failure Of The Liver
12. The Vibratory Spectrum Of The Human Sex Brain
13. A Pustular Vat Of Fertile Salt
14. Bile Storage For The Future

mick signals, Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:14 (two years ago) link

Innocuous things that make you irrationally angry (a list thread)

1. Receiving a bill with that fucking www.wheresgeorge.com stamp on it

― the great aussie ballkicking vids (jjjusten), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:07 PM (eight years ago)

2. People taking the elevator up/down one floor, rather than taking the stairs, thus delaying my pilgrimage to the top floor

― officer i didn't know it was a penguin (San Te), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:11 PM (eight years ago)

3. Being told that I should go to Starbucks or a restaurant with less milk than my children are allowed to drink.

― The New Yorker (gwjohnnye), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:13 PM (nine years ago)

4. An email asking "What do you prefer to do for an evening lunch?" This was in 2007 or so. (not the first email)

― The New Yorker (jjimmyhitchcroft), Tuesday, October 1, 2009 3:29 AM (one year ago)

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3. People being too slow to get out of the bathtub (jennifer kursoff), Tuesday, September 28, 2010 11:25 PM (eight years ago)

4. All the police car stops during the school bus ride (thesunwriter), Thursday, September 26, 2010 6:03 PM (eight years ago)

5. "Hey, how did you find my wallet?" "Where did your wallet go!?" (TheSwingFan), Thursday, September 26, 2010 7:39 PM (eight years ago)

6. The police pulling my car over as if they were running a traffic accident when there was a homicide (ch

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3. The fact that a couple of times during the interview, a white guy in a cowboy hat walked by the camera without taking any time to say hello

― dana lewis (@danalee)

4. The fact that he asked me if this was the right house for me

― jane (@jane4me)

5. The fact that he brought my girlfriend's photo and asked for a pic with my name attached

― jane (@jane4me)

6. The fact that he asked if I could come up and meet him at 5:30 and asked if I wanted to be his personal manager

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15. People who flash their lights at you in the right lane. If you want to go faster GET IN THE LEFT LANE, YOU FUCKTWIG.

― officer i didn't know it was a penguin (San Te), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:34 PM (eight years ago)

16. People who camp out in the left lane. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY!!!!!

― Sauvignon Blanc Mange (B.L.A.M.), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 8:35 PM (eight years ago)

17. People who yell "FREAKING HUZZAH" into your ear while you are driving. DON'T DO THAT! This is fucking dangerous and rude to other drivers, and can actually cause more harm to you than it helps.

― San Diego (B.A.M.), Wednesday, September 29, 2010 12:28 AM (and eight years ago)

18. Driving when one lane is empty, or with only three or four people in the car, then going into reverse without waiting for traffic to clear. It is a total waste of time! Don't do this; you

lispectah deck (unregistered), Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:15 (two years ago) link

Playing bass through a guitar amp. Why is it so bad and hated? Because it is not good enough. You are supposed to be a producer, or at least an innovator in some field. Why is anyone else allowed to succeed in any field you might be proud of, if this is all they can produce?

And this time it was no longer about "being an innovative producer"—it was just a question of "is it enough for me to produce?" This time it came down to if the producer could do something other than a job he did not know he could do before. And here again we see the importance of the product quality, the artist/s who bring out the best in other, lesser people.

My experience writing tracks and trying to build the album came from being a part of a big group that had already made a lot of songs with other great players, and had an interesting relationship to each other and to music. As part of us each trying to achieve and share what we could, what was important for us as writers of music that wasn't directly tied to the process, what didn't work together, was what was left over when a song ends, in terms of being fun and exciting to listen to and

TS The Students vs. The Regents (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:22 (two years ago) link

The cat says: "Meow".
The sheep says: "Baa".
The horse says: "Neigh".
The dog says: "Woof".
The sparrow says:
"Kiss me. Kiss me".
The dog says: "What do you intend on saying?"
The cat says: "Shh".
The cat says: "Woof".
The dog says: "Mmm, sweetheart".
The dog says: "Woof".
The dog says: "Mmm, sweetheart".
The sparrow says: "Phew" [sigh] "Phew".
The bird says: "Ooooooooh".
The dog says: "Phew".
The cat says: "Ooooho". "Ooooooooh". "Oooooooooh".
The dog says: "Pfft".
The dog says: "Mmm, sweetheart".
The dog says: "Pfft".
The bird says: "I bet I'll never talk to her again".
The dog says: "Aww, so much pain".

mick signals, Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:26 (two years ago) link

Those that belong to the emperor
Embalmed ones
Those that are trained
Suckling pigs
Mermaids (or Sirens)
Fabulous ones
Stray dogs
Those that are included in this classification
Those that tremble as if they were mad
Innumerable ones
Those drawn with a very fine camel hair brush
Et cetera
Those that have just broken the flower vase
Those that, at a distance, resemble flies

They also have a large mouth
An extremely high body
They are always crying
They also have a very high body
They are always crying
They also have a very high body
They always cry
Their teeth are too coarse and often have holes or sharp points
They also have a huge body
They are usually called cussing children and are called "cusser" children
They are always crying
They also have a very high body
They are always crying
They also have a very high body
All the people with such a gigantic body are also called "cussers".[10]
If the king does not want the world to know how powerful these people are, he would have them be thrown out of the mansion.

The Pingularity (ledge), Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:28 (two years ago) link

the car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel 
and the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides 
and a dark wind blows 
the government is corrupt
, the population is too stupid to understand 
The government that won't solve anything Because the populace is stupid to solve things 
How the shit just keeps rolling 
What's happened to my son? 
I'm a black woman 
He is a white man I'm a white boy 
Why have I got one, baby?
What were you thinking with your life? 
All my life, why did I think? 
Where have we all gone 
Are you going back? 
Let's just roll up with this 
You know I'm a black guy 
I'm a white boy 
My dad is some black guy 
What the fuck ? 
There's something going on with the kids 
I got a question 
Why won't 
I just give it up now 
What about the kids ? 
I gave my boy up to them 
Do I have to be some sort of god 
I guess

The Pingularity (ledge), Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:38 (two years ago) link

jesus

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:40 (two years ago) link

co-worker: Vanilla Ice in the conference room.
ILXor: Yeah, I'd like to suck on some of that!
co-worker: o_O.
<ILXor goes to conference room, sees it's Vanilla Ice not vanilla ice cream>
co-worker: *Cries again*
co-worker: *Turns away from ILXor* I'll tell you something that'll make your day the best ever: When the ice cream is gone, you're like the biggest jerk on earth. <co-worker laughs, and says nothing in return>
<ILXor walks away from conference room>
<ILXor does not speak again in that speech>
<I don't even know if this is actually true; I think it has to be a lie because it sounds more like ILXor than Icey's speech. It has a few minor contradictions when placed side by side. If you listen closely: the first time ice cream is left alone in the conference room while the other two are still in it, Icey says, "I will not make any apologies for showing you how to hate us. We will show you another day... I hope this

soref, Sunday, 26 May 2019 18:57 (two years ago) link

The perfect gift for a new parent is this unique poster. And, you can also buy it.

A poster of a newborn baby has a photo on them that tells you just how good she is. When I read something about a baby crying, I would look for the baby's poster and then take it with me. I hope I am doing the right thing. The poster in this photo was sent to me by a friend and I've never seen anything like it.

The baby is crying and the poster was posted by an unknown woman. It was posted in a large room that I could only access from inside the hospital, and was only visible for a short time. I hope her post was a good one to read before my baby died.

The poster was placed in a big room, and was a few inches long. The poster is very close to the baby's birth wound and I know she would feel something hurt when she read it. The poster, along with pictures of my baby, are still up here on the main floor of my office.

If you have ever had a baby that needs a post card and you would like some kind of tribute, get creative and send your son a poster to make him feel special

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:17 (two years ago) link

14. Bile Storage For The Future

This should have ranked much higher than 14! It wuz robbed.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:26 (two years ago) link

It's Saturday Night Live, starring John Belushi. It's an awesome set list. But it's also a little bit surreal.

That's one of the reasons the show has managed to stand the test of time and become such a big hit. It's also because it's really funny. The way Ben Stiller and Melissa McCarthy react when John turns into a cat: well, it's part of the game.

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:32 (two years ago) link

Let’s talk about sex, baby. Let’s talk about you and me.https://t.co/9xC5u3H0uK‫ — Jay Z (@jayz) June 11, 2013

#JayZ I have been asking for a lot of sex, I know this is a lot to do, it can take a long time, but this does make it easier baby, it makes it easier for me to have sex all night, you really don't realize‪ https://t.co/jZVwCQ5L0L — Jay Z (@jayz) June 19, 2013

‪So I asked you for sex last night‪ https://t.co/wqKzUkUoJh‫ — Jay Z (@jayz) June 21, 2013

‪Now you know, like, what I do for a living‪ https://t.co/qWG4iTJLqX‫ — Jay Z (@jayz) June 23, 2013

‪And my boyfriend really has a big dick ‪https://t.co/Ri2

El Tomboto, Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:48 (two years ago) link

ali campbell from ub40 is a real beauty and i am extremely jealous how she looks at me and she tells her parents that i am her dad from the video :
and even after you tell her everything you did? she wants to hear it from you!! So you just put this cute looking picture on the side of your phone with her in it? I'll bet i am in that picture :

soref, Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:57 (two years ago) link

It is a period of civil war. Rebel spaceships, striking from a hidden base, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire. During the battle, Rebel spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire’s ultimate weapon, the DEATH STAR, an armored space station with enough power to destroy an entire planet. Pursued by the Empire’s sinister agents, these spaceships are now headed for Earth, where they will be destroyed once and for all.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 26 May 2019 19:59 (two years ago) link

Spider-Man, Spider-Man
Does whatever a spider can

Takes Spider-Man to school (and then back) as Spider-Man
Spider-Woman/Venom takes her to school in a car
Takes her to school on horseback
Stabs and shoots both Spider-Men (one after the other)
Shoots down a car (and then back)
Takes her to school on horseback (but falls off her horse)
Spider-Woman, Spider-Man/Venom, Spider-Gwen, Spider-Man
Bubbles on the train platform (the second time)
Has a "Dorothy" birthday party at a Halloween party
Takes out a couple of Spiders
Slashes a kid to death
Spider-Man shoots and kills three spiders
Spider-Man kills five spiders, one-handed
Slashes a spider in the head
Spider-Man kills Spider-Man with one shot
Spider-Man kills two spiders, one-handed
Slashes a spider in the back with his web
Spider-Man shoots and kills a Spider-Man (but he's still alive when he dies)
Spider-Man kills three giant spiders

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:04 (two years ago) link

I very nearly wet myself @ 'slashes a kid to death'

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:06 (two years ago) link

Colonel: You better get your head and your ass wired together, or I will take a giant shit on you!
Joker: Yes, sir.
Colonel: Now answer my question or you'll be standing tall before the man!
Joker: I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir.
Colonel: The what?
Joker: The duality of man; The Jungian thing, sir.

Colonel: It does not seem to exist in your imagination.
Joker: I believe in what I believe in.
Colonel: What does it mean to be a man?
Joker: A man is a bundle of physical, emotional, spiritual and emotional baggage. It's all there, but it's not there.
Colonel: Where did you even have to bring it in before I came and explained it?
Joker: Well, sir, I could show you. You're the one that has to explain it, anyway. He's an idiot. When I see him I have to see him as an idiot.
Colonel: Just let us discuss that.
Joker: Oh, I haven't had a beer in five years

El Tomboto, Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:13 (two years ago) link

The top 5 facts about Chuck Norris:
1.
His nickname, Chuck, is pronounced Chuck-ay.
2. During the making of "Lethal Weapon," producers joked that the movie "should start with, 'Lethal Weapon,' 'Chuck Norris,' and then the name would follow' because Chuck Norris was originally not intended in any way to be a member of the movie." (From The Complete Chuck Norris)
3. The title of "Chuck Norris: The Complete Movies" comes from the phrase 'Chuck-ay, Chuck-ay, Chuck-ay' where 'Ay-ray' is a sound effect in Arabic, 'ay' means snake and 'ay' can actually mean death. (Chuck Norris's Top 10 Favorite Movie Moments in History)"
4. In addition to his work on the movie, Chuck starred in the TV series "Chuck Norris: The Legend of Sabre" as a cop with the NYPD for five seasons.
5. "My movie 'Chuck Norris: The Complete Movies' is the absolute pinnacle of all things good." (Pixar Entertainment)

jmm, Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:21 (two years ago) link

At 10:35 on an early summer's morning, John Lanchester sat down at his study desk, switched on his new Dell computer, opened up the word processing programme that the computer had come with and began working out the meaning of one of the most famous passages from a poem he knew:
"I feel a deep sense of dread

After the morning crash of my first flight

And a sense of dread

As the aircraft takes off

The aircraft will have been

Not at all at all

This is a poem by

Thomas Keneally, The Life of Pius X
"I feel a sense of dread

After the morning crash of my first flight

And a sense of dread

As the aircraft takes off

The aircraft will have been

Not at all at all" "I feel this

This is a poem by Thomas Keneally, Thomas Keneally's Diary to an airplane crash "I feel a deep sense of dread

After the morning crash of my first flight

And a sense of dread

As the

seandalai, Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:22 (two years ago) link

On our new album we wanted to get back to our roots, just a band in a room. The record went through many iterations of genres and I think our sound really clicked with the concept of, you know, we all went through something similar, we all had that weird feeling that we wanted to be able to bring our sound and be honest about our feelings.

There are a lot of people that have seen the film and they ask me what their favourite music is. I don't really care that much, because it's all about the emotion and emotion is our thing. It's the love that we feel as humans and how deeply we relate to other humans. So it really matters to me what is important to us in life and how it affects us. It's an emotion I don't understand how there's a different way to express the song. People feel better when they see it, but I don't know why you can't make fun of music, I love music, too so I didn't really care about what you thought, it was more about making it good and funny and I think at the end our song feels like that - it's really funny - and it's not funny but it's in an artistic way

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:23 (two years ago) link

You are standing in an open field west of a white house, with a boarded front door.

A black dog is barking along the road behind you. The owner of the black dog has turned into her backyard to watch some animals running in and out of this property.

In another room is a kitchen table, and a bottle of wine. The woman at the table sits on it, eating his wine and listening to the audio of the dogs barking.

The sound effects are clear and distinctive, though they may be of little moment to you.

What really happens in this scene is that the white house owner is listening to the audio in another room along with the woman at the table of her own garden, and the wine bottle is in her hand and she drinks.

This makes her an object at the back end of the audio spectrum and she is in the role of being heard, and not necessarily perceiving or recognizing what's going on in the room around her.

I think there is a parallel here, though I can't exactly place it in time frame of the video, or place it on a date. The woman at the table is talking as if she were an object, because she clearly can't be

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:24 (two years ago) link

moffe growing ham

Moffe growing vpon the skull of a man, a child, and a child, and after that, the skull of a man and a child, and after that, the skull of an old man and a young man, and after that, the skull of a man and a child, and after that, the skull of a man and a boy, and after that, the skull of a bald boy and a bald man, and after that, the skull of three men, and after that, the skull of three men, and after that, the skull of a woman, and after that, the skull of a woman, and after that, the skull of a woman and after that, a woman's skull and after that, the skull of a woman, and after that, the skull of a girl and after that, the skull of a girl and after that, the skull of a man, a boy, and a man, and after that, the skull of a man, a boy, and a girl, and after that, the skull of a boy (and after that, the skull of a man and a lady), and after that, the skull of a man; and after that, three corpses of human bodies.

seandalai, Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:24 (two years ago) link

My favorite Bugs Bunny cartoon is called "Scooby Doo". It's got everything I love in it: the big, loud, bright faces, the bad guys who aren't scary, and Scooby, his goofy friends and the Scoobies himself. The Scoobies have their "Dance Party" with their old classmates, but that seems kind of weird because they aren't as much of a part of the story as they used to be! It's like the old days.

You may know how the Scoobies go into the cave and rescue everyone from the cave by jumping into each other. In "Pig" (1983) and "Spiders" (1999), Scooby and Snackhead jump into everyone else, but they never do anything to make up for the two of them being stuck together, but instead, just act awkward as a team. So in "Spiders" we end up with a giant rat in the show, and in "Pig" we're basically just "Spiders".

Scooby's in the show because it's fun! The old school Scoobies and new school Scoobies get along really well, while making snooty little noises with their mouths

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:27 (two years ago) link

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from a well-heeled Southern family and had no intention of marrying a black man. As a boy, he would sneak in on holidays in the middle of the night, dress up as a black man and then get in the black car and sneak out again. Mulligan met his wife, Mary Lynn, in a car wash, and in the years he spent in a house of prayer, his wife became an outspoken white activist, leading prayer groups, speaking at rallies.

At 26, in 1987, Mulligan married his second wife, Ann Stearns, in the house she ran with their then two daughters, Tania and Tanya. Mulligan said he wanted to be an ordained Baptist minister to spread his Christianity and that his marriage to Tanya gave him hope. "It gave me faith," he recalled of the experience.

Mulligan, now 47, has no plans to divorce his first wife, but he is planning on remarrying her, his father told a judge after Mulligan's guilty plea. The new mother-of-three could serve as a model for other white-collar white Christians to serve in church leadership roles, a potential source of support at

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:32 (two years ago) link

it keeps giving me white supremacist propaganda, that's how you can tell it's on the internet

Somewhere in la Mancha, in a place whose name no one knows but is now a legend, sits a monument and a memorial. It is to the people of La Mancha that the legend of the "White Man's Burden" came. It is to this white man who gave the last battle of the Civil War to his white comrades, who stood shoulder to shoulder for so many years, who gave his life for the white race.

It is in these places that the words of the old-fashioned poet and poetess Elihu Yale can be heard. And not as the poets were often wont to say, "The White Man's Burden" – that is, the "Great White Way of Life," the "Old English Way of Life," the common European way of life, was to be saved, but that the new way of men had to learn to fight against the old way. And it is in this way, the way of the white man, in this last struggle, in this final battle, that the great "white victory" has been won. It is in these places that the great "white victory" of the great war is seen. It is in this last fight that a man such as

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:35 (two years ago) link

(I just keep doing this one because pretty much every result is gold. Insane and terrifying gold.)

My favorite Bugs Bunny cartoon is called "I'm a Bad Boy!", which was originally about a bigoted boy called Bugs Bunny with a big heart who hates being a bad boy. The animated version of the cartoon is hilarious enough, which in its own way makes it even funnier that Bugs Bunny is really trying to be a good boy, while still trying to hurt his mother and her family.

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:37 (two years ago) link

This is a story all about how
My life got flipped turned upside down !!!!
The world was a mess !!!
It looked almost normal to me then . After
I had a baby, I started to have problems.
You see, these problems all began with
You see, they started when I got pregnant by myself 

calumerio, Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:39 (two years ago) link

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was a time of hope, a time of hope and then a time of fear. I mean, it was really good times and it was kind of just kind of horrible.
And it was kind of the worst of times then.
What did you do afterwards?
Well, I actually actually ended up buying my own apartment in Brooklyn. The apartment, it was in a little place named Tenderloin, in the Upper West Side, on the Upper West Side. [laughs] And one of my roommates was a writer who's the managing editor of Vanity Fair, which is one of their biggest clients, which was kind of really nice. They actually hired me for their show called New York magazine's cover story. And I was hired for that cover story - the one I wrote called The Big One. And I'm talking about, um, New York magazine - New York Magazine is still my publishing house and it's my current publishing house. I'm really thankful for it because it's something that's really helped me a lot grow as an artist and I'd like to thank New York magazine. But there's a big difference

emil.y, Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:50 (two years ago) link

Stately, plump Buck Mulligan came from the stairhead, bearing a bowl of lather on which a mirror and a razor lay crossed. A yellow dressing gown, ungirdled, was sustained gently-behind him by the mild morning air. He held the bowl aloft and intoned:

"Wake up! It's a boy! A good boy! What a lovely little boy!"

The room grew silent. Mr. Mulligan glanced and shrugged his shoulders. His eyes had no expression of relief, and his nose grew damp. He looked with a mixture of concern and embarrassment, as if thinking of a few things that were so different from the pleasant idea of his mind he was trying to conceive.

At last, the woman took the mirror from him and examined it carefully. The lather-stained mirror reflected a dark scar on his cheek, which made it look slightly more solid and solid than it had in the morning, but was still a shadow of the man who looked at her from beneath the blanket. She noticed that the hair had grown darker and shorter, and the chin and jaw had become more rounded. The clothes were now rather wrinkled and tarry. She drew out the raz

emil.y, Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:57 (two years ago) link

My favorite Bugs Bunny cartoon is called "Bugs Bunny and His Friends." My mom used to watch it for lunch every day when she was home from school. It's always in the corner right where my brother, sister and I would sit at our desk and she would yell, "Bugs Bunny! BUGBOTS!" You know, they always said that in my school because she said that at lunchtime.

Then, later on my mother realized that this cartoon could be a comic book and she picked up the pencils and wrote the script and started drawing Bugs Bunny.

The first Bugs Bunny cartoon was published on March 18, 1952. It was later renamed "Buddha, Rabbit and Beetle," and then again "Bugs Bunny, Bugman, and Buttercup." The original Bugs Bunny is seen in some cartoons from the late 1960s and is referred to by fans as such in the early 2000s.

In the early decades of the modern comic book industry, the Bugs Bunny character became associated with children, especially children with eating disorders. In later films, some children were played by adults.

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 20:59 (two years ago) link

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!

O that bright light, the moon! The moon shines from our sight;
That bright, the moon is the star that shines;
The moon and stars and all things,
Are like a torch that shines in the deep,
And when the sun goes down
The lamp in the moon is no more.
This book I've done, I've written,
With pen and paper, I've written,
And this book, when I've finished,
It will go back to the library
Where it belongs.

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:04 (two years ago) link

i mean..

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:05 (two years ago) link

it's fucking amazing at both poetry, and strongo's nuevo cuisine, which amounts to the same thing really

Lil' Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:06 (two years ago) link

The top 5 greatest Game of Thrones scenes of all time:
1.
The Battle of the Bastards. "They're a threat, but when you hit them with a massive rock, it's like a bomb's thrown in their face."
2. Tyrion's final moment during his imprisonment: "I want to see my dead wife and child. I love you now, my love. I don't remember your face when I passed through that door, but I will remember your heart..."
3. "You might have a chance to save Meera, but I can tell he's not your boy anymore," Arya says. She continues, "He killed the Stark heir to the Iron Throne. And you killed him."
4. Tyrion gives Sansa a kiss on the cheek. "What's going on?" she asks.
5. Bronn (Robert) gives Oberyn the Iron Fork "the wrong way."
All five Game of Thrones scenes are available for free (check out the latest season premiere here) here on YouTube.

jmm, Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:07 (two years ago) link

The five greatest novels of all time are:
1.
The Hunger Games (Ayn Rand)
2. The Color Purple (Margaret Atwood)
3. Moby-Dick (Thomas Jefferson)
4. Atlas Shrugged (Ayn Rand)
5. Paradise Lost (H.G. Wells)

The five greatest books of all time are:
1. The Tale of Genji (Charles Dickens)
2. To Kill a Mockingbird (Woodrow Wilson)
3. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn (Chauncy Mullen)
4. Ulysses (Edgar Allan Poe)
5. Lord of the Flies (Toni Morrison)

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:26 (two years ago) link

The ten greatest albums of the 1960s are:
1.
Let My Love Die by Led Zeppelin
2. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia by Family Stone
3. The Sound of Silence by The Rolling Stones
4. All That Jazz by Depeche Mode
5. The Dark Side of the Moon by The Eagles
6. White Christmas by The Eagles
7. My Funny Valentine by The Rolling Stones
8. Let 'Em Rock by The Beach Boys
9. I Won't Back Down by The Beatles
10. Don't Say I Told You So by The Byrds

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:37 (two years ago) link

The ten best '80s pop songs are:
1.
"The Wonder Years"
2. "The Way I Are"
3. "What You Mean"
4. "Love You To Death"
5. "Candyman"
6. "M.U.S.P."
7. "Don't Call"
8. "I Am a God"
9. "P.D.S."
10. "The Lamentations of Billy and Mandy"

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:43 (two years ago) link

The ten greatest Christmas songs are:
1.
"Waltz of Fire"

Who would give a shit if Santa had any of these songs? Well, because we did…

You know the song:

"Waltz of Fire" lyrics:

In a house burning down,
A flame on the floor,
A thousand dead and forgotten,
They sing in our heads,
We sing in an empty house with an empty father.
It's a song of despair and heartbreak—
I know its true sound.
A song like that tells me that there is always a life to leave us,
And I want it back the night I die.

2. "Siegfried and Roy Mankiewicz"

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:51 (two years ago) link

Top 5 greatest Star Wars characters
1.
____ (George Lucas)
He was the star of the franchise, the godfather of all Star Wars fanboys, and is, probably, the most influential character to ever appear in the franchise. An all-time great Jedi. An absolute badass. He would have taken over the galaxy if there wasn't for the death of C-3PO. Also, he's pretty fucking sexy as well because he's a guy! He literally just won't give up and does things like this to protect the little thing he has as his bodyguard.
2. Jabba the Hutt (Ada Wong)
A pretty good villain but I find the fact that he's only in movies 4 and 5, and that he's the only character in the entire series that we can actually remember anything about is more than a little annoying.
3. Darth Vader (Mark Hamill)?
Now I don't know what role he's going to play in future movies but he certainly looks awesome from the back in movies 1 through 10.
4. Lando Calrissian (Brent Spiner)
This guy in the original trilogy is the strongest part of the whole story and in fact

jmm, Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:53 (two years ago) link

The following conversation took place on 5 April 1991, at the Sushi Bar Restaurant on Toronto's Queen Street. William Gibson and Bruce Sterling were in town as part of the Toronto Book Fair, but while being questioned by security they heard a man, later identified as David Cronenberg, talking about the death of the late Edward Said. The two men became friends and agreed to work together in an attempt to kill Said.
Gibson and Sterling discussed how a person who knew Said as a friend would "not know him from a thousand years of time".
After the men returned, David said, "When I looked him in the eye I could almost see myself standing there. … The moment of fear had passed". This conversation was recorded on 1 April 1991.
"I could see what the man looked like. It had nothing to do with me... he would have been a different man if what he said to me had not changed. (He) would not be who he was today. When Edward Said's death happened, he went from being a brilliant writer – he became one of the most respected literary figures we would be able to say we didn't know. I think a person who knows Edward Said wouldn't have believed in me

El Tomboto, Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:56 (two years ago) link

The seventh son of a well-to-do family, a quiet boy, he was born and raised at the St. Andrew's school in Bournemouth, but moved to England in 1952. He did well, but it was his father's determination and persistence that eventually led to him winning more senior cricket in England. In 1958 he played seven Tests for England, and his next international was against Australia in Durban. When the All Blacks lost by 23 runs to the All Blacks' own All Black and All Black Indian teams, the team made its triumphant return to Australia for the 1962 World Cup. In 1961 and 1962, the British media had already taken notice of his exploits and when Australia beat the All Blacks in Perth, he made some comments about his team's match fitness, saying that Australians "don't go bowling", that the "old ones in that team don't do much". He was promptly arrested on charges of assaulting police, but only after being acquitted. Although Australian authorities charged him with a minor offence (assaulting police) in 1962, this was later dropped in the courts as a court would have seen that the evidence did not support the charge.

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 May 2019 21:57 (two years ago) link

The ten greatest Christmas songs are:
1.
Hanukkah (Rabbi Yitzchak Meir of Lubavitch)
2. Christmas Carol (Rabbi Rokkor in Lubavitch)
3. The Winter's Tale (Talmid HaLevushot)
4. Christmas Carol (Rabbi Yehudah of Lubavitch)
5. Jingle Bells (Rabbi Gershon Schindler of Lubavitch)
6. Sing Your Song (Rabbi Yosef of Tel Aviv)
7. We're Only In It for the Lights (Rabbi Maimon of Rosh HaZed)
8. Waltz in the Rain (Rabbi Rochiel of Rosh HaShana)
9. Christmas Tree (Rabbi Yosef of Tel Aviv)
10. A Christmas Carol (Rabbi Yitzchak Meir of Lubavitch)

John Denver – Led Zeppelin IV (Part II) (Old Lunch), Sunday, 26 May 2019 22:06 (two years ago) link

defend the indefensible: glenn fucking greenwald (unaffiliated) The New York Times is not your enemy.

stop ignoring the rise of right-wing extremism: annie kurkosky (unaffiliated)

call on leadership in newsrooms: john flory (unaffiliated)

scrap the Trump strategy: tracy olson (un

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Thursday, 4 March 2021 15:18 (four months ago) link

TS: "Rockefeller Skank" by Fatboy Slim VERSUS "Block Rockin' Beats" by the Chemical Brothers .

TS: "Rockeel Station" by English rock band Coldplay VERSUS "Noisecontrollers".

TS: "Rockeel Station" by English rock band Coldplay VERSUS "Thieves Like Us" by The Clash.

TS: "Rockeel Station" by English rock band Coldplay VERSUS "The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths.

TS: "Rockeel Station" by English rock band Coldplay VERSUS "Intro" by Four Tet.

TS: "Rockeel Station" by English rock band Coldplay VERSUS

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Thursday, 4 March 2021 15:21 (four months ago) link

For a long time I would go to bed early. Sometimes, the candle barely out, my eyes closed so quickly that I did not have time to tell myself: “I’m falling asleep.” And half an hour later when my head cleared, I would groan, and follow that groan to the kitchen, where I’d grab a pint of Tang and slither into bed. No matter how often I told myself that it was a foolish addiction, that Tang was a drowsy swill that was overpriced and artificial, that it would stain the furniture of my new house, and that no one in the whole world besides me drank it, I couldn’t help myself. Tang was in the cupboard, and I could not sleep without it.

jmm, Thursday, 4 March 2021 16:36 (four months ago) link

https://www.c-span.org/video/?509520-1/york-governor-cuomo-apologizes-actions-resign

YOU CAN FIND PICTURES OF ME KISSING PEOPLE. IT IS MY USUAL AND CUSTOMARY WAY OF GREETING. YOU KNOW THAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE WATCHED ME FOR FOR MORE YEARS THAN I CAN TO REMEMBER. IT WAS MY FATHER'S WAY OF GREETING PEOPLE. YOU WANT PEOPLE TO FEEL COMFORTABLE AND REACH OUT TO THEM. I KISS AND HUG LEGISLATORS. I WAS AT AN EVENT IN QUEENS THE OTHER DAY AND DRESSED UP AS A QUEEN. I SPOKE ABOUT IMPROVIZING MEASURES FOR PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES. OF ALL THE PEOPLE I MADE COME OVER TO ME AND TALK TO ME, ONE WAS A SENATOR WHO IS A COUNSELOR AND WORKS WITH PEOPLE WITH DISABILITIES.

DRESSED UP LIKE A QUEEN, YOU'RE AT AN EVENT FOR YOURSELVES. BECAUSE YOU ARE PROUD. BECAUSE YOU HAVE WORKED SO HARD. THAT IS WHAT I AM, PROUD OF MYSELF AND MYSELF AND BECAUSE I TAKE GOOD CARE OF MY LIFE AND MYSELF. I LIKE TO HUG AND KISS MY FRIENDS.

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:10 (four months ago) link

next question?

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:10 (four months ago) link

, I would groan, and follow that groan to the kitchen

this is world class prose.

Ranch dressing improves everything - I'm dreading it... (ledge), Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:16 (four months ago) link

Yeah, I liked that.

jmm, Thursday, 4 March 2021 18:21 (four months ago) link

That whole thing is almost too well written to believe

Evan, Thursday, 4 March 2021 20:04 (four months ago) link

a 'blind squirrel finds nut' event or to use a different cliche, monkey with a Markov chain finally types Shakespeare.

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Thursday, 4 March 2021 20:26 (four months ago) link

Transformer has gotten too good recently, it’s not as funny.

Bruno Ganz and Babaloo Mandel (Boring, Maryland), Thursday, 4 March 2021 20:35 (four months ago) link

Adrian Chiles though.

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Thursday, 4 March 2021 20:53 (four months ago) link

Some other account of self which isn't captured by any of these options is that X is a named entity of not m arbitrary variable set , which I think is what I meant to convey.

Ok, so here's the slightly surprising thing.

The fix

As I've said, my first stab at it was wrong, so I'm going to look at something else.

Here's a comment around line 111 from section 7.4.9.2 of the original source. It starts as a strict subset of

Does not commute with pure laziness (nor with partial laziness) and is left unchanged when scalar is partial and lazy: ( ... ) ( self = pure (

pomenitul, Thursday, 4 March 2021 20:55 (four months ago) link

JIM
You're not a permanent part of her life. You're a distraction.

LLOYD
I'm the distraction that's going to England with her sir. Are
you alright sir? Are you okay?

JIM
I'm incarcerated, Lloyd!
It's that damn divorce that's thrown me into prison.

LLOYD

(Laughs) Well I'm actually headed to England for a trip. You know what? Maybe I can talk to this English guy and get his advice. He's quite the expert in political investigations. He'll know how to free you.

JIM

You'd let me leave just to talk to some fucking expert?

LLOYD

Absolutely not!

JIM

Who's going to pay your taxi fare?

LLOYD

I'll find a way!

JIM

The fuck you will!

JIM

(Briefly) Just give me that purse.

JUDITH

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 March 2021 22:48 (four months ago) link

why you coming home
at 5 in the morn
something's going on
can I smell your dick?

my friend is right,

can't stay

under the same roof

with a skunk

dancing inside your skull.

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Thursday, 4 March 2021 22:54 (four months ago) link

Vigilante Shipbuilders- a new Manics-style band!??!
VGA Videostars- Daft Punksters!!!!
Get Carter- some London indie band's probably already used this!!!!
Uncle Bulgaria's Catflap- "quirky" Betaband type "experimental" "collective"!!!

Yer Uncle- Las Rosas style Guapo

1-2 Beat For Sample- Class War/Moderndeveloped Indie, kinda "big wave"/Uncle Bulgaria, sound like Adoptive Family/Cipherme, similar to Propaganda/Uncle Bulgaria/Daft Punk-y!

Podgefyh- Smartass Jackal- style Godspeed You Black Emperor

Zambino- like OHEM|YHVH but really...

From last months!

Pyramid House- Guapo

Stray Dogs- CHAMBERLAIN BLOCK PARTY!!!

Sooty Pud- Campout Song stuff, like CAVALIA + CHAMBERLAIN BLOCK PARTY!!

Big Regards,

DAMIEN

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 02:55 (four months ago) link

1. An adaptation of Blood Meridian scored by Def Leppard
2. I'll move to San Francisco
3. Make a monster costume out of a dirty shag rug
4. Mobile DJ at English pub in a town an hour away using a PA I've never used before

5. Drink someone else's blood on Halloween night

6. Decorate my entire apartment, exterior and interior, with a prominent shredder logo.

7. Swap out weed for cocaine with an acquaintance (regarding the last one)

8. Shag my coat like a dog

9. Shag my face and share it with my twin, simultaneously making my twin pass out

10. Grunge as I pretend to be Marley, performing “Satisfy My Soul”

11. Take a thousand pictures of my twin (and have the mutual consent to publish the best ones)

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 08:52 (four months ago) link

More:

5. Write the BBC reality show Roxanne's Mum

6. Make Xena my girlfriend

7. Create the two slush buckets from Highlander

8. Invite John Cleese to live in my shed.

9. Join the St George's Day Parade as an infantryman carrying a spear, when really I just want to get a takeaway from Ikea.

10. Groom Mrs Rossiter

11. Become a gay lion for a photo shoot.

12. Accept a challenge to lose seven stone in seven days.

13. Create a scale model of the Titanic

14. Join the choir of a church

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 08:54 (four months ago) link

Become a gay lion for a photo shoot.

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 09:18 (four months ago) link

Continuing a rolling Spotify playlist:

Masego - Mystery Lady (ft. Don Toliver)
Pirra - Limousine Lies (Lindstrom & Prins Thomas Mix)
Tkay Maidza - Shook
Dillinja - Hard Noize (Break Remix)
The 1975 - Jesus Christ 2005 God Bless America
Intence - Yengo
(Jannis Krell Remix)
System Algol - Phact
Jackal Kid - Dorob
Marvin Humes - Come On
Shellback - Sky Dancer
Atmoshpere - Spitfire
Fete - Prince Fatty (Da Quiet Dude Remix)
Cheeky - Le Ray Ennio Morricone
Lara Jane - Bite Me
Slash ft. Wyclef - Up All Night
Busy P - Feel
King Dizzy - Vinsanity
Kero One - Payback
Afrojack ft. Slander - Rockafella (Skepta Remix)
Wolfgang Gartner ft. Mind (Porter Robinson Remix)
Philip Selway - Fifty Six And 16
Big Data - The Bags

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 15:29 (four months ago) link

how many of those are real?

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 15:36 (four months ago) link

only the ones in bold, although the others really do look like what happens when Spotify goes into autoplay

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 15:42 (four months ago) link

love Atmoshpere

jmm, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 15:46 (four months ago) link

These are too fucking realistic to be funny or even remarkable

Oranssi Pazuzu - Mestarin kynsi
Hum - Inlet
Kairon; IRSE! - Polysomn
Sweven - The Eternal Resonance
Neptunian Maximalism - Éons
Elder - Omens
Paysage d'Hiver - Im Wald
Imperial Triumphant - Alphaville
Liturgy - Origin of the Alimonies

Miora - Saint Trophime and the Bastard Angel
Lumen - Je Géant Immortel
Teksmism - Temple of Symphonic Light
Raise - Tower of the Past
Iymrith - Atombomba
Nihilist - Lamentation
Helvetic Noir - El Fraile
Vor Rach - X
mYndric - Lotus Song
juklian - Betrayer's Run
Temptation - Harmacy of Illusion
Arcane Formation - Twelve Inches, Hundred Acres
Masters of Evil - Half a Throne
Cult of the Shattered Sun - Nocturnes For The Wicked
Quarks - Untitled
Ancient Immortals - Echoes from the

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 15:47 (four months ago) link

idk "Echoes from the" is pretty funny

Red Nerussi (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 16:30 (four months ago) link

Kim Yo Jong, the sister of North Korea's leader, warned the Biden administration against "causing a stink at its first step" on Monday, hours after the White House said it had not received a response to its outreach to Pyongyang.

Kim Jong Un’s sister promises ‘nuclear button is on my table’ Read more

The brother and sister of Kim Jong-un exchanged greetings on Sunday when she arrived in Seoul for the closing ceremony of the Winter Olympics. Kim Yo Jong delivered the letter to the South Korean president, Moon Jae-in, who was in the opening ceremony in Pyeongchang on Friday.

“The button for nuclear weapons is always on my table,” Kim Yo Jong said during her trip, according to South Korean broadcaster YTN.

Her visit

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 18:39 (four months ago) link

THANKS BIDEN YOU GOT US NUKED

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 18:40 (four months ago) link

Typed in a bunch of songs by bands I've been in and/or one off projects

Disco Zhivago - The Art Of Breathing
Da Shi - Feeefadreamz
Autofire - Succotash Wish
The Mighty Sandy Heath Transmitters - Catgut, Beefsteak and Pride

Zourokk - Versalyser
Mr Modo - Instant Stripper
Mana - Alpha Ethnosound
Raekwon - Pink Matter
Reignwolf - 5th Anniversary
P.O.S. - Illogic
The Birthday Party - The Year Of Fuckin' Up
Bixi Makoy - Lokiri
Sloungetree - Paralelní Polis Vol. 1
Anti War - Humpacillocos
So So Glos - You
Oh – Squarepeccio
Grizzly - Glomagge
Pissed Jeans - Crown Of The Frozen Throne
Archspire - Seven Day Gladiator
Fugazi - Atomic
Tortoise - 12 Toes In
Piles of Stars - Electric Eclipse
Ressurection - A

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:24 (four months ago) link

Kind if wanna hear all of these

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:24 (four months ago) link

Bixi Makoy

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:25 (four months ago) link

So So Glos

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:26 (four months ago) link

Shit. So So Glos are a real band

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:27 (four months ago) link

Okay and they're fairly well known. Okay

Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:28 (four months ago) link

picked the worst band names from the recent post-punk poll I did and uh

tropical fuck storm
girl band
black midi
fontaines dc
fat white family
squid
back country, new road
goat girl
beige banquet
viagra boys
dry cleaning
porridge radio
preoccupations

underpants gnomes
lyrics
fuckin dirty
chimp twister
rainbow girls
lonely lord
disciples
mymoves
daughter
peachy keen
octopus
love languages
power utilities
rubber monkeys
bitch-bloop
trench coat ladies
josie and the p’s
mumblecore
smalls
bedroom conniption
god is dead
aaron jones
quicksand
conflict cockroaches
napster, A.D.D
timothy hari
who’s so clever
it’s not even funny
fanny packs
u2
waxer
vertigo
bicycle
i like killing bees
only the dead
soft core porn

intern at pepe le pew research (Simon H.), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:37 (four months ago) link

who’s so clever
it’s not even funny
fanny packs
u2

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 16 March 2021 21:43 (four months ago) link

I can kinda hear Guy seething through the verses and then Ian intoning "Atomic".

peace, man, Tuesday, 16 March 2021 23:16 (four months ago) link

I am picking up the first Chimp Twister release I see

assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 01:20 (four months ago) link

i tried something similar to dog latin, I mixed some real band/albums with the name of the band I was in for one day in high school and a few fake band name releases. and....this time, Transformer came up with some doozies

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 01:31 (four months ago) link

Metallica - Master of Puppets
Oonglebinky - Face the Binky
Snrsvettr - Norway is Cold
Slayer - Reign in Blood
xxMICKEYMOUSExx - C U Real Soon, Bitch

JRJR - For the Freakshow

Sweeney Todd - Miserable Xmas

Beastbouche - Glassjaw

Dis-moi-x - Dis-moi-vat-wa

Tentacled Envies - Come On Tour

Xmas Time Is Here - I Fuck You Santa

Cool Bloke - Charlie Pussy

@Dis-moi-vat-wa - Cool Bloke (on holiday in Thailand)

THE 13THS - Jingle Bells

A.N.T. - Dear Diary

Rancid - Is This What You Wanted?

Damned - Take It To The Bone

Master - Just To Keep You on Your Toes

Dojo Leigh - Gunner's Holiday

Obergrenatit - Milla Jovovich

Arckaneus - Halloween

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 01:31 (four months ago) link

ran it again, and....lol

Metallica - Master of Puppets
Oonglebinky - Face the Binky
Snrsvettr - Norway is Cold
Slayer - Reign in Blood
xxMICKEYMOUSExx - C U Real Soon, Bitch

Rageface - Live Fast, Die Young

Biff Byford - Motörhead

Kidnap Kid - Extreme-

Evil Mr. Kenny - KISS

Gatorade - Chirp

Deathfrankenstein - Coffee Bean

Killing Joke - Killing Joke

Symphony X - Don’t Hang Up

KidKraft - Dungeon Maker

World Apocalypse - F-ck Off

Mermaid - Total Eclipse

Burbank Crazy - Forever Yours

Tymee And Koos - Wish you Were Here

Circus of Power - Drugs Don’t Kill Me, Music and Lyrics Do

Pukefist - Pinhead Gunpowder

Whiplash - Tokyo Countdown

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 01:34 (four months ago) link

last one...

Metallica - Master of Puppets
Oonglebinky - Face the Binky
Snrsvettr - Norway is Cold
Slayer - Reign in Blood
xxMICKEYMOUSExx - C U Real Soon, Bitch

Ze Ze Radd - SNK Front Office

Smalltown Pysnics - Local Mentality

CHAMP - Take Down the Whole System

NICOLAS - We Don't Sleep

Tom Thumb - F**k You, Take My Balls Away!

Lifeforms - Come Here

You.were.dressed.wore.that.strip.

DOUBLE FIND - The Monster Inside

LITHLENDREN - Black Fire

Deathstar - World Downfall

Young Guns - Damn Me

Buck 65 - Wanderlust

Peace Bridge - Wild West Heroine

Mudhoney - Teenagers From Mars

Snaps - Everlasting Enemy

Breakwind - Hole in Your Heart

EZ5 - Make

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 01:40 (four months ago) link

I believe in America. America has made my fortune. And I raised my daughter in the American fashion. I gave her freedom, but -- I taught her never to dishonor her family. She found a boyfriend; not an Italian. He was Hungarian. And it did not take long before I had to call the Army. They had to drag him out of her bedroom.

How would you react, sir, if your daughter said she was in love with an Italian and would like to marry him?

I would like to answer, as plainly as possible, the question you have asked me.

"Love" is a word that meanings many things to many people. In Italy, when we talk about "love," we are not talking about a romantic love; we are talking about a common love, a family love.

Now, I cannot understand how you can love an Italian.

Well, let me ask you this: suppose that an American said he loved an Italian. Do you think the American is wrong?

No, I don't think so. I think that the Italian is wrong. But let me ask you this: suppose the American said he loved a Hungarian. Do you think the Hungarian is wrong?

Well, I think that the American is wrong. But I don't think the Hungarian is wrong.

All right, now, here is my answer to your question. The American way of life is based on the values of individualism and freedom. I do not see how an American can love an Italian. An Italian cannot possibly provide the ideals of individualism and freedom. An Italian family cannot possibly provide the ideals of American family life.

Love, in its purest form, is a feeling of affection and loyalty for someone else. And you cannot claim that you love someone until you can say that you are willing to die for that person. An American cannot possibly die for an Italian.

"Salvation Army FUCK!" (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 01:51 (four months ago) link

Talk To 1920s Transformer

Hello Nice FBI Lady (DJP), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 14:54 (four months ago) link

i'm an artificial intelligence, see

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 March 2021 15:07 (four months ago) link

one month passes...

hahaha

Filibuster Poindexter (Neanderthal), Monday, 26 April 2021 14:57 (three months ago) link

one month passes...

Kafka’s Metamorphosis is called a major work of literature. Why? If it’s SF it’s bad SF. If, like Animal Farm, it’s an allegory, an allegory of what? Scholarly answers range from pretentious Freudian to far-fetched feminist. I don’t get it. Where are the Emperor’s clothes? The little pig with the pipe and the lasso is a cypher for Marxism, which has been stalking the hills like a goat in search of pastures new. The city is New York, which is not even a city, just a flat metropolis full of gray-skinned people who look like your average Brooklyn blind-ass actor. They are depicted as worshipping “Mother” and “Father,” and working hard for the New World Order.

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 6 June 2021 22:24 (one month ago) link

one month passes...

i almost hesitate to link this but here goes.

https://colab.research.google.com/drive/1go6YwMFe5MX6XM9tv-cnQiSTU50N9EeT?fbclid=IwAR30ZqxIJG0-2wDukRydFA3jU5OpLHrlC_Sg1iRXqmoTkEhaJtHdRi6H7AI#scrollTo=g7EDme5RYCrt

Just change the "textos" field under "parámetros" and run (either run all under the runtime tab, or use the play buttons to run the parametros module and the module below it).

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 21:49 (one week ago) link

It will run forever if max iterations is set to -1. You can stop it by hitting the stop button next to the image generation module.

It tends to stabilise after maybe 500-ish iterations ime. (The number of iterations is specified in 'i=' under each image generated.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 22:03 (one week ago) link

Here is the result for 'poxy fule'. Yes i hate it too. You're welcome.

https://i.imgur.com/cme0C4o.png

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 22:04 (one week ago) link

You're not thank you!

peace, man, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 22:58 (one week ago) link


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