YES! YES! YES!THANK YOU @SamGyimah !!!Oi!! Tories! You now have a contender who isn't going to "f*** business" (Boris) via no-deal or turn the UK into a "slave state" (Mogg) via the deal. If you want ANY chance of saving your party, Sam Gyimah is your Obi Wan!@Conservatives https://t.co/Q6aOHq7dyJ— Femi (@Femi_Sorry) June 2, 2019
― mark s, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link
excruciating
― can’t stop thinking about amy adams as crash bandicoot (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link
So excruciating. He was on the Trump Sucks march yesterday wearing an over-laundered T-shirt that said I’M FEMI - ASK ME ABOUT BREXIT and honestly, the FBPE provoked some serious RMDE.
― suzy, Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Thursday, 6 June 2019 00:01 (four years ago) link
https://www.heraldscotland.com/resources/images/9948538.jpg?display=1&htype=0&type=responsive-gallery
detail from hieronymus bosch's "snivelling little scrote descends into hell".
― calzino, Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:07 (four years ago) link
Oh, he's fine with being Scottish now, is he?
― John Harris is a Guardian columnist (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:11 (four years ago) link
Talking of snivelling little scrotes, this one stops just short of using the H word to describe Corbyn...
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jun/05/majority-of-voters-think-boris-johnson-would-make-bad-pm-polling-expert
― John Harris is a Guardian columnist (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:13 (four years ago) link
for starters wasn't that De Gaulle fellow a bit of an anti-semite.. anyway I thought Hancock is supposed to be mr nice guy? that's a terrible slur to make against someone and absolute hyperbolic claptrap to boot.
― calzino, Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:31 (four years ago) link
Excuse me, Richard Nixon?
― John Harris is a Guardian columnist (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:34 (four years ago) link
seeing as it's already national ahistorical nostalgia week let's also pretend all Western leaders have never been anti-semites since h word.
― calzino, Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:41 (four years ago) link
Churchill was a raving antisemite. It’s debated that De Valera was ...oh sorry, I forgot, Ireland isn’t a “western” country when people are trying to paint Corbyn as “anti-western”..
― gyac, Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:49 (four years ago) link
he had the 3rd reich on speed-dial did that cunt!
― calzino, Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:56 (four years ago) link
@matthancockmp sends vile tweet about "queers". Cameron shd sack him now, or is this how Tories really think? pic.twitter.com/0BEEl7DGqb— Steve Reed (@SteveReedMP) October 2, 2014
― gyac, Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:56 (four years ago) link
My boy restoring order to democracy:
We live in a parliamentary democracy. You can try to lock the gates of parliament. But to do so for this purpose would be unlawful. This plan is unlawful, undemocratic, and unacheivable. And the idea itself is profoundly offensive to our liberty constitution and traditions. https://t.co/2yjQiNje1q— Rory Stewart (@RoryStewartUK) June 5, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 6 June 2019 13:20 (four years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Friday, 7 June 2019 00:01 (four years ago) link
Interesting to compare these results with the ones from a cpl months ago - Who will be next Tory leader?
Hunt now less popular, Gove still a strong fav, Raab has fallen out of the running, but Boris Johnson, totally written off by ilx last time round is now the leading candidate.
Boris Johnson 7Michael Gove 6Some other Muppet 4Jeremy Hunt 4Rory Stewart 3Penny Mordaunt 3Jacob Rees-Mogg 2Andrea Leadsom 1
With the one
Jeremy Hunt 7Michael Gove 6Dominic Raab 3Penny Mordaunt 2David Davis 2Priti Patel 1Jacob Rees-Mogg 1Amber Rudd 1Rory Stewart 1Tom Tugendhat 1Gavin Williamson 1Andrea Leadsom 1Sajid Javid 1
I can only conclude ilx doesn't have a clue
― ogmor, Friday, 7 June 2019 00:26 (four years ago) link
In my veins:
BREAKING: the latest YouGov poll puts us narrowly in the lead, once awareness is taken into account- ie once you remove the “don’t know enough about this candidate” I am now ahead of Boris and the other candidates. This is vital as we build awareness. Thank you. Let’s keep going.— Rory Stewart (@RoryStewartUK) June 7, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 7 June 2019 16:16 (four years ago) link
Can't help think that the Stewart vote is bit of wish fulfillment for a slightly less nasty, less Eurosceptic Tory to win.
― Dan Worsley, Friday, 7 June 2019 16:22 (four years ago) link
Let's keep going on a long march into the desert to won over the natives
― wake me up for "I Should Coco" (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 June 2019 16:22 (four years ago) link
Cue swelling Maurice Jarre orchestration
― wake me up for "I Should Coco" (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 June 2019 16:23 (four years ago) link
once you remove the “don’t vomit enough about this candidate” i am in the lead
― mark s, Friday, 7 June 2019 16:31 (four years ago) link
The two things that made Cameron a winner with people who didn’t really agree with him, wrt the grass roots, were that he was recognised as ‘one of us’ or a social superior and he was the kind of vaguely smart, successful person they would like their granddaughter to marry. Get through the first stage of selection by the party as an inoffensive anyone-but-x candidate and he has the laity locked down.
I may have picked the wrong Pashto-speaking, ex-forces, centre-right, upper-middle-class MP but I think this is still true.
― ShariVari, Friday, 7 June 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link
Also the laity is now somehow even more extra super mental than it used to be
― wake me up for "I Should Coco" (Noodle Vague), Friday, 7 June 2019 16:44 (four years ago) link
do people really want their granddaughters marrying that homonculus-looking mf
― ||||||||, Friday, 7 June 2019 16:45 (four years ago) link
*reads a bunch of 19th century novels* yes, they do
― xyzzzz__, Friday, 7 June 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link
NEW: Channel 4 will broadcast the first Conservative leadership debate, with a live studio audience. Apply to attend here: https://t.co/dbJl3sz72T— Survation. (@Survation) June 7, 2019
Conservative Leadership Debate is taped in front of a live studio audience
― Daniel_Rf, Friday, 7 June 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link
Michael Gove admits to taking cocaine on 'several social occasions' https://t.co/0n4t4ziFoo— Guardian politics (@GdnPolitics) June 7, 2019
loool the Stewart effect kicking in. next Jeremy Hunt talks about his accidental exposure to some M-cat in 2008.
― calzino, Friday, 7 June 2019 22:33 (four years ago) link
which one did DMT
― ||||||||, Friday, 7 June 2019 22:40 (four years ago) link
"well it said "plant food" on the label... and there was no clear warning Not to snort it like a fucking deranged greedy pig on it's last night on earth ... etc..
― calzino, Friday, 7 June 2019 23:05 (four years ago) link
Hmmmm, not quite, mark s hasn't a clue, he's been trying to persuade the rest of us that Boris is a busted flush and unelectable for years now. Never bought into that tbh.
― John Harris is a Guardian columnist (Tom D.), Saturday, 8 June 2019 00:55 (four years ago) link
So you're saying that you voted for Boris previously but Mark hacked the poll?
― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 8 June 2019 06:34 (four years ago) link
the current betting market is totally not concerned with stupid fucking latest ClickbaitGov poll: BJ is red hot fav @ 8/15 and Opium boy is 33's.
― calzino, Saturday, 8 June 2019 06:55 (four years ago) link
can boris get to be prime minister by the new* tory means of not bothering to stand for election: possibly (tho i'd still bet against it) can boris win a GE: nope
*as in developed largely since i last noted that boris is over
― mark s, Saturday, 8 June 2019 10:07 (four years ago) link
S Bush reckons Boris would be perfect tory leader for Corbyn to run against and beat, can't remember his working out but agree with him. Having him as leader would be effectively signalling that have given up on a significant chunk of their voters - specifically the "moderate" remain voting lot.
― calzino, Saturday, 8 June 2019 10:19 (four years ago) link
SB's reasoning is iirc largely based on careful attention to polling -- including polling negatives (as well as patiently sceptical familiarity with the attitudes of MPs)
adapting my two startling post-baldrick political insights so that they actually interact with one another: if it's true that mnay's intransigence has enormously damaged the "normal" working of the various intersecting institutions she was embedded in (claim made up uthread), then that certainly includes their ability to protect themselves against long-term self-harm (which has to date been the tory party's secretest and yet most public weapon: it is after all by far the oldest political party still extant, even counting globally). which means its protections against the massive harm of bojo -- whatever they actually are -- are also reduced: so yes, he may stumble through… but the state of said institutions if/when he does will be such that they will immediately just wreck him
― mark s, Saturday, 8 June 2019 10:29 (four years ago) link
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/83/d5/4d/83d54d6d5ee7c71773f1da13b8bd4ad8.gif
― mark s, Saturday, 8 June 2019 10:31 (four years ago) link
.@sajidjavid: I like a cigarette, I punched bullies first and I love a cheeky Nando'shttps://t.co/ZfKC4OkpEZ— Telegraph Politics (@TelePolitics) June 7, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 8 June 2019 12:25 (four years ago) link
when is one of these authentocrat jokers going to try a solemn + respectful Nandos ffs.
― calzino, Saturday, 8 June 2019 12:31 (four years ago) link
wtf is a cheeky motherfucking Nandos?
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 8 June 2019 12:33 (four years ago) link
lol i typed out the phrase "as a tory i always insist on a dignified and respectful nandos" and then deleted it bcz the bufton-tufton telegraph is long dead and there is no benefit to pretending otherwise
― mark s, Saturday, 8 June 2019 12:38 (four years ago) link
To go back to Tom D's point on Boris its kinda surpising that he hasn't pulled any stunts or said shit (or too much of it anyway) or admitted to drug taking. So far anyway.
And to square with Mark's point its true that Boris is unlikely to win a GE, but I think that's true for any Tory winning this. I mean what we are seeing is Nandos, cocaine/youthful (at 31, which is young for Tory I suppose) indiscretion, walks and chats about *stuff* on the street and shitty social media. Anything but policy apart from: a) who is going to be hardest brexity on brexit or b) Raab's Unchained stuff which would be under the spotlight in a GE should he win and something I don't see playing that well at the doorstep. Its the total lack on the policy front that is fucking these Tories up.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 8 June 2019 12:44 (four years ago) link
that Graun piece on the Peterbrough by-election result yesterday highlighted that campaigning on policies (rather than degrees of brexit or brexit betrayed) is still doing the biz with the electorate and all is not lost.
― calzino, Saturday, 8 June 2019 12:48 (four years ago) link
Its always going to be that. Often you get one of those back bench Tories saying Brexit today Jerusalem tomorrow but people want them to show some working and the Tory party is too exhausted for coherent bullshit rn.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 8 June 2019 12:51 (four years ago) link
tory leadership hopefuls scramble before all the good drug confessions get taken and they're left having to confess to misguided teenage nutmeg binges and attempts to huff pritt-stick https://t.co/sTqICTlTEg— Ben (@cinemashoebox) June 8, 2019
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 8 June 2019 15:16 (four years ago) link
Crack or gtfo
― wake me up for "I Should Coco" (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 June 2019 15:21 (four years ago) link
drug abuse has totally been tapped out now.. maybe the masturbation confessions next?
― calzino, Saturday, 8 June 2019 15:22 (four years ago) link
Gove outs himself as much loved ILM poster Turrican
― wake me up for "I Should Coco" (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 June 2019 15:27 (four years ago) link
Frighteningly plausible.
― xyzzzz__, Saturday, 8 June 2019 15:29 (four years ago) link
lol talking of masturbation.
― calzino, Saturday, 8 June 2019 15:29 (four years ago) link