shit or get off the pot time

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biden 39
trump 10


deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Friday, 17 May 2019 15:40 (four months ago) link

i am NEVER getting off the pot

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 May 2019 15:42 (four months ago) link

ok but you know what comes next

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Friday, 17 May 2019 15:46 (four months ago) link

shit quotas

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Friday, 17 May 2019 15:46 (four months ago) link

Look, even if the democratic nominee winds up being a Pomeranian that operates a talking points soundboard with its paw, friend. Even then.

Blithering Hayseed (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 May 2019 15:47 (four months ago) link

i will get off the pot after i finish this quick game of Civilization VI

these are not all of the possible side effects (Karl Malone), Friday, 17 May 2019 15:49 (four months ago) link

your game has a better chance id say

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Friday, 17 May 2019 15:51 (four months ago) link

biden/powerpom 2020 or bernie/warren

thats the next runoff

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Friday, 17 May 2019 15:51 (four months ago) link

This nonsense is why that nonsense is nonsense

Doctor Nu (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 May 2019 15:58 (four months ago) link

error

your formula appears to contain a circular reference

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Friday, 17 May 2019 16:02 (four months ago) link

ok but you know what comes next

there's the rub

difficult listening hour, Friday, 17 May 2019 16:21 (four months ago) link

i choose to shit then get off the pot, like a normal human

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:03 (four months ago) link

this particular binary world must be postponed as long as humanly possibly

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:04 (four months ago) link

what freud called ‘the anal stage’, in other words

michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:08 (four months ago) link

If you know how to configure your bathroom like a human being with a functional brain there is literally nothing in the world that you should ever have to get off the pot for.

Blithering Hayseed (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:12 (four months ago) link

Incidentally did you know that Grubhub will deliver straight to your bathroom if you leave your front door unlocked, it's true.

Blithering Hayseed (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:13 (four months ago) link

voted biden

:∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:15 (four months ago) link

ty crut

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:21 (four months ago) link

it's spelled bidet when you're on the pot btw

:∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:22 (four months ago) link

can you fuckin believe i didnt call this shit or get off the POTUS btw smdh

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:23 (four months ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/4kgY0gD.gif

difficult listening hour, Friday, 17 May 2019 17:23 (four months ago) link

when I am given a choice between eating highly toxic sludge and eating sludge that is merely of an unappealing taste, color and mouth-feel, I reserve the right to postpone that choice indefinitely, even though my eventual choice would be obvious from the start.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:28 (four months ago) link

I vote for getting off the pot.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:36 (four months ago) link

I contented myself some time ago with the likelihood that the 2020 democratic nominee would probably fall somewhere outside of my top 10 or 20 personal choices. We'd have to fall a whole lot farther than Biden before I started to question my impending + unenthusiastic vote.

Blithering Hayseed (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:37 (four months ago) link

voted trump

because while a biden victory will merely make the libs and dems feel good, surely a trump victory will energize the international left!

the late great, Friday, 17 May 2019 17:38 (four months ago) link

surely!

:∵·∴·∵: (crüt), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:40 (four months ago) link

Good point. Think of what an energized left could do if the democrats retook the house, just think, thiiiiiiiiiink

Blithering Hayseed (Old Lunch), Friday, 17 May 2019 17:41 (four months ago) link

4 more years of trump would surely be the fuse that would ignite a grassroots progressive revolution led by 83 year-old Bernie Sanders in 2024.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Sunday, 19 May 2019 03:38 (four months ago) link

True, though is that definitely enough time? Imagine how energised the left would be if Trump got another decade in power - the right would be resting on their laurels then!

FernandoHierro, Sunday, 19 May 2019 07:58 (four months ago) link

i will, of course, vote for the candidate whose seems more likely to begrudgingly tolerate my continued existence. but i'll only do it once, and that once isn't here.

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Sunday, 19 May 2019 08:23 (four months ago) link

i mean, given a choice between voting for chamberlain and some bohemian corporal my vote would also be self-evident

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Sunday, 19 May 2019 08:42 (four months ago) link

[insert favourable reference to the devil]

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 May 2019 08:43 (four months ago) link

would a Pythagorean triangle with energised left² + energised right² divided by something something work?

calzino, Sunday, 19 May 2019 08:52 (four months ago) link

this thread/poll make no sense

flopson, Sunday, 19 May 2019 09:52 (four months ago) link

what, *thats* a measure now?

deemsthelarker (darraghmac), Sunday, 19 May 2019 10:03 (four months ago) link

[insert favourable reference to the devil]

― deemsthelarker (darraghmac)

yes indeed, hail satan

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Sunday, 19 May 2019 16:17 (four months ago) link

'choices' like this are why I vote in NY

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 19 May 2019 16:32 (four months ago) link

even tho I will have zero savings by the time the election arrives

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 19 May 2019 16:33 (four months ago) link

basically US prez elections are well on their way to Zombie Stalin v Zombie Hitler

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 19 May 2019 16:34 (four months ago) link

less concerned about zombie candidates and more concerned w zombie voters tbh

/trenchant

the late great, Sunday, 19 May 2019 17:42 (four months ago) link

Shit or get zombie pol pot

shhh / let peaceful like things (wins), Sunday, 19 May 2019 18:05 (four months ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 31 May 2019 00:01 (three months ago) link

I have been on the pot this whole time so hoping to get resolution soon

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Friday, 31 May 2019 00:04 (three months ago) link

glusa

daenerys baker (darraghmac), Friday, 31 May 2019 04:55 (three months ago) link

karl pondering the final lactulose solution

calzino, Friday, 31 May 2019 06:42 (three months ago) link

because while a biden victory will merely make the libs and dems feel good, surely a trump victory will energize the international left!

― the late great,

I realize tongue in cheek post, and i dont think anything like this for 2020. Could make a cogent argument that longer term, M4A has become more likely due to Trumps presidency, and would be dead in the water if Hillary had got in.

But if the result of the energized and galvanized left is people backing Joe fucking Biden out of pure defensive fear, then this theory can shuffle off in shame, and take M4A with it

anvil, Friday, 31 May 2019 07:53 (three months ago) link

that said, I voted Trump. I like a winner, and Biden won't win against Trump. Not convinced the cloak of 'electoral invincibility' can last the primaries

anvil, Friday, 31 May 2019 08:00 (three months ago) link

I'll vote for any democratic candidate but Biden's a joke

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Friday, 31 May 2019 11:44 (three months ago) link

Biden's a Jeb!

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 31 May 2019 12:25 (three months ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 1 June 2019 00:01 (three months ago) link

ok what have we learned

daenerys baker (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 June 2019 00:40 (three months ago) link

Joe Biden will defeat Donald Trump in 2020, 39 to 10

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 June 2019 00:52 (three months ago) link

there are ten asshole trolls on ilx

Flood-Resistant Mirror-Drilling Machine (rushomancy), Saturday, 1 June 2019 01:03 (three months ago) link

This was a binding vote and those ten votes will be counted

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 1 June 2019 01:05 (three months ago) link

51 people decided not to vote. there are 100 of us

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 June 2019 01:21 (three months ago) link

this means that anarchy once again rules for the next 100 years *guitar solo*

i will never make a typo ever again (Karl Malone), Saturday, 1 June 2019 01:22 (three months ago) link

km as always i thank u for yr valuable analyses

ok what next. thinkin biden vs clinton but what would that tell us?

daenerys baker (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 June 2019 02:10 (three months ago) link

biden vs clinton lacks both story arc and box office appeal. maybe further down the card but not a main event match up, try boris vs farage?

anvil, Saturday, 1 June 2019 07:16 (three months ago) link

i meant bill

daenerys baker (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 June 2019 08:32 (three months ago) link

Can we do Andrew Jackson vs Trump?

pomenitul, Saturday, 1 June 2019 08:51 (three months ago) link

whats the movement against jackson looking like on twitter

godfellaz (darraghmac), Saturday, 1 June 2019 11:05 (three months ago) link

hes cancelled

mark s, Saturday, 1 June 2019 11:06 (three months ago) link

Another distant member of the Irish diaspora iirc.

pomenitul, Saturday, 1 June 2019 11:07 (three months ago) link

correct:
Jackson's father was born in Carrickfergus, County Antrim, in current-day Northern Ireland, around 1738.[5] Jackson's parents lived in the village of Boneybefore, also in County Antrim. His paternal family line originated in Killingswold Grove, Yorkshire, England.[6]

mark s, Saturday, 1 June 2019 11:10 (three months ago) link

jackson seems to be the only thing that ever happened to boneybefore (including napoleon)

mark s, Saturday, 1 June 2019 11:12 (three months ago) link

A+ place name.

pomenitul, Saturday, 1 June 2019 11:13 (three months ago) link

dont make me tap the pot little lady

godfellaz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 21:41 (three months ago) link

joe biden sucks ass

flopson, Thursday, 6 June 2019 01:06 (three months ago) link

did u vote?

godfellaz (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 June 2019 06:50 (three months ago) link

Thread feels like the product of extreme sleep deprivation tbh

shhh / let peaceful like things (wins), Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:00 (three months ago) link

extreme interest deprivation

godfellaz (darraghmac), Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:06 (three months ago) link

That’s natural

shhh / let peaceful like things (wins), Thursday, 6 June 2019 07:30 (three months ago) link

4:35 a.m. and then maybe again a little closer to 9.

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 6 June 2019 11:21 (three months ago) link

.@JoeBiden in Ottumwa, Iowa: "I promise you if I'm elected president, you're going to see the single most important thing that changes America — we're going to cure cancer."

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) June 11, 2019

flopson, Tuesday, 11 June 2019 18:21 (three months ago) link

ok biden is good now.

findom haddie (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 18:27 (three months ago) link

which one of them is shit and which one is get off the pot?

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 18:51 (three months ago) link

finding which is which is simply a process of elimination

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 18:53 (three months ago) link

you can both shit and get off the pot if you just shit your pants.

☮ (peace, man), Tuesday, 11 June 2019 19:49 (three months ago) link

Here is Biden’s answer when I asked why he’s so confident that the Republicans who blocked the Obama-Biden agenda wouldn’t just block the Biden agenda if he beat Trump. pic.twitter.com/QKsRy3XdL3

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) June 11, 2019

flopson, Wednesday, 12 June 2019 15:14 (three months ago) link

what was trump's

godfellaz (darraghmac), Wednesday, 12 June 2019 16:58 (three months ago) link

shit or get off the thinks pot

mark s, Thursday, 13 June 2019 16:34 (three months ago) link

last time we saw anyone struggle this badly with the reasonable SOGOTP demand was elvis imo

godfellaz (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 June 2019 16:38 (three months ago) link

tonight on SOGOTP

godfellaz (darraghmac), Thursday, 13 June 2019 16:40 (three months ago) link

This is not the toiletry thread I had expected.

Sassy Boutonnière (ledriver), Friday, 14 June 2019 07:24 (three months ago) link

/alegggguinessvoice

godfellaz (darraghmac), Friday, 14 June 2019 07:57 (three months ago) link

Joe Bidet vs Donald Dump

☮ (peace, man), Friday, 14 June 2019 10:15 (three months ago) link


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