Captain GetUp is Coming for Your Democracy Sausage

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Unprepared for the depths of stupidity this country will be plumbing over the next 37 days.

And according to some websites, there were “sexcapades.” (James Morrison), Thursday, 11 April 2019 00:53 (one week ago) Permalink

Still, I hope we get to hear a bit about Queensland for once. And Western Sydney, too.

And according to some websites, there were “sexcapades.” (James Morrison), Thursday, 11 April 2019 00:54 (one week ago) Permalink

important points of reference to give our international audience context:

  • the current government is total fucking shit
  • they will probably win because australians are stupid

seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 11 April 2019 01:14 (one week ago) Permalink

As an outer-south-western-Sydney-resident-doing-stupid-daily-work-commutes dickhead, watching the CUBs elect a generational, never lived in the electorate Liberal as their local member in the recent state election has made me a bit fearful. Save us, southern states!

Vernon Locke, Thursday, 11 April 2019 01:33 (one week ago) Permalink

xp - US citizen here. hmmmm. sounds familiar.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 11 April 2019 01:34 (one week ago) Permalink

I mean, I hope the LNP doesn't have a video of Shorten saying something racist, but

Vernon Locke, Thursday, 11 April 2019 01:34 (one week ago) Permalink

A pic I made of Tim Wilson a little while ago, but always evergreen:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DzHTdomVYAAidt9.jpg

And according to some websites, there were “sexcapades.” (James Morrison), Thursday, 11 April 2019 02:41 (one week ago) Permalink

that is magical! nice job

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 11 April 2019 02:53 (one week ago) Permalink

Haha. Nice thread title. Certainly screamed "Strayan content" when casually glancing at the app. I shall quietly monitor the hot takes!

Nag! Nag! Nag!, Thursday, 11 April 2019 03:46 (one week ago) Permalink

I cede that the thread title is an improvement on my "Engadine McDonald's 1997"-related suggestion.

(For those who don't get the reference, I highly recommend googling it. Please.)

Vernon Locke, Thursday, 11 April 2019 05:23 (one week ago) Permalink

Haha, I had heard references to this without understanding what it was about. Excellent.

And according to some websites, there were “sexcapades.” (James Morrison), Thursday, 11 April 2019 05:27 (one week ago) Permalink

This most excellent set of google results deserve preserving.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/coqgli8q35aay6j/engadine.png?raw=1

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 11 April 2019 05:40 (one week ago) Permalink

Sadly no one appears to have done anyone boneheaded so far in the campaign which must be a record and remarkable given the weekend. That said they did manage to call the election at the exact moment that allowed them to approve Adani but not have to answer any questions about it in estimates.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 11 April 2019 06:17 (one week ago) Permalink

the electric cars own goal was pretty boneheaded

blokes you can't rust (sic), Thursday, 11 April 2019 07:47 (one week ago) Permalink

Tone’s wide-eyed discovery that Warringah had invented street libraries was pretty boney, but dude was already 84% bone, 6% brain, 10% extremely thinly-stretched skin already

blokes you can't rust (sic), Thursday, 11 April 2019 07:49 (one week ago) Permalink

I think Electric cars have been replace by Brussel sprouts and ice cream.

Captain getup or getup or someone is currently robocalling me with a teleconference town hall.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 11 April 2019 08:34 (one week ago) Permalink

not looking forward to the next 36 days (and will be away for nearly half of it), but we’ve already been invited to a commiseration night with cheese and wine and tears and hugs

seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 11 April 2019 09:35 (one week ago) Permalink

the last five years have gutted me, i feel just completely hollow

seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 11 April 2019 09:36 (one week ago) Permalink

On the radio this morning - two Queensland famers called bruce arguing about the Adani coal mine.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 11 April 2019 23:57 (one week ago) Permalink

dutton has attacked a wheelchair user

day 2 of 37

seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 12 April 2019 01:10 (one week ago) Permalink

I'm refusing to look up this story and will just assume the sentence concludes "with his teeth"

blokes you can't rust (sic), Friday, 12 April 2019 01:16 (one week ago) Permalink

I love how inscrutable this thread title is, Ed you have settled into Aus nicely!

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 12 April 2019 01:23 (one week ago) Permalink

This is right out of the same book as Tony Abbott attacking a man dying of mesothelioma .

And according to some websites, there were “sexcapades.” (James Morrison), Friday, 12 April 2019 06:33 (one week ago) Permalink

In tony abbot news; tony abbot was a prick today. I had resolve to give some money to zalli stegal every time tony abbot was a prick but I’m not that rich.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 12 April 2019 08:49 (one week ago) Permalink

the great news is that we will end up with a modern progressive labor governme--

The election has been called #auspol #politas #AustraliaVotes pic.twitter.com/AgDrDkbX1m

— Helen Polley (@polley_helen) April 11, 2019

JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Friday, 12 April 2019 13:31 (one week ago) Permalink

annyong

Ah the perils of the campaign street walk. Scott Morrison says “ni hao” to an Asian voter in Strathfield plaza, she responds: “I’m Korean.” #ausvotes

— Michael Koziol (@michaelkoziol) April 13, 2019

JD Salinger - King of Trainers (King Boy Pato), Saturday, 13 April 2019 03:35 (one week ago) Permalink

Dead Cat strategy is alive and well with the coalition.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 15 April 2019 03:47 (one week ago) Permalink

fucking back of the net

Dead Cat strategy is alive and well with the coalition.

dead set you are more australian than a lot of australians

seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 15 April 2019 08:05 (one week ago) Permalink

Lynton Crosby brought that one to the UK so I’m learning from the very worst.

Unfortunately I don’t have a photo but the Palmer United billboard in Nortcote was comprehensively vandalised. My only response to that is what took so bloody long. It seems to be socialists below separation street and anarchists to the north. Bloody socialists probably needed to form a committee to decide to spray red paint over Palmerston smug bastard face.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 15 April 2019 09:33 (one week ago) Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/SmHM2RP.jpg

lol marrickville (last year)

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 April 2019 09:39 (one week ago) Permalink

I didn't expect that Captain GetUp was a creepy misogynistic fuck, just didn't see it coming.

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Monday, 15 April 2019 09:44 (one week ago) Permalink

who’d have thought tony abbott would be behind an overblown self-righteous fuckwit who campaigns entirely on negatives and treats women like shit

seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 15 April 2019 13:01 (one week ago) Permalink

did you hear the one about the blue-coloured political party that gave a lawn bowls club a giant novelty cheque valued at $1.5 million in front of cameras and much applause and yelling “DELIVERED!” on facebook, and then sent them a letter saying “don’t spend the money, it hasn’t been approved, also this letter is confidential so keep it quiet”

seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 07:24 (six days ago) Permalink

Still, I can't get enough of Downer Family Humiliations - that one's going straight to the pool room.

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 16 April 2019 09:55 (six days ago) Permalink

This one was DIFFERENT from the Downer bullshit.

And according to some websites, there were “sexcapades.” (James Morrison), Wednesday, 17 April 2019 01:07 (five days ago) Permalink

Really? If it was anyone but the Libs, I'd be surprised.

Tokyo Ghetto Stüssy (King Boy Pato), Friday, 19 April 2019 08:44 (three days ago) Permalink

Yup, still the Coalition, just this time they gave the giant novelty cheque, but also secretly wrote to them saying you haven't actually been committed the money yet, and also you can't tell anyone about this letter.

And according to some websites, there were “sexcapades.” (James Morrison), Saturday, 20 April 2019 00:25 (two days ago) Permalink


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